You and Your Johnson

[daneckenrode]

I'd say they went a BIT too far with "You, your kids, and your Johnson."

[SNOWBLOZ]

Ray william penis

[DrewOnCue]

got your blue balls, you caught a whore, you a whore and your johnson!

[Kissmyfuckingass1011]

@GaryMotherFingOak LMAOAMAIMFC

[gallaros9]

A strong drink,

a girl...you think

you, your date and her Johnson

[dragzz1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[GaryMotherFingOak]

Smoked a bong on a plane

Got sent to Guantanemo Bay

You, Big Bob and his johnson

(only cool people will get this reference)

[ason5]

@GaryMotherFingOak harold and kumar, fuck yea!

[danlikesham]

@GaryMotherFingOak LOL I guess im preety cool

[D3athByKittens]

@GaryMotherFingOak too bad it doesnt rhyme...

[imboss479]

Hey! I have the same size johnson!

[McCauley824]

You dropped the Soap

Lost all hope

You, your ass and his johnson

[ZeroVWXYZ]

Ray William Johnson sent me.

[Racecarlock]

Remember, letting your kids near your Johnson is dangerous. Only put your kids near your Johnson with responsible supervision.

[jackedsamurai772]

True story:

I had a class at my high school last year where we studied advertisements and my teacher asked for examples of funny commercials. I suggested this one and everyone laughed, but my teacher didn't believe it was a real commercial. She thought it was from SNL or a similar sketch show.

[Nin10Yoshi]

I'm pretty sure that this has been a way of life for more than just 50 years.

[ason5]

@Nin10Yoshi LOL

[SuperKosenanatyoutub]

you dislike the video? saw the dislike bar? That's why yo girl ain't into your johnsonxD

[AceAttorny]

Um, no thanks,i'll stick to my wet banana and my wonder boner

[m24lover]

For the people that do not know this a johnson is a type of motor or boat

[TheCaalo]

Dark part of town

He's wearing a gown

You, that "girl" and her Johnson.

[turducken97]

he's all alone

in the metrodome

brett farve, his phone and his johnson

[Milesprower1100]

and then your wife found out what you were doing with johnson and well...lets just say you and your johnson wont be hanging out with any kids anymore

[Bluebeanzz]

@Milesprower1100 you've been watching the nostalgic critic...

[RankoTheDark]

Got in a fight

With the Wife

You, the couch and your johnson

[NightmareSauce]

I've had my johnson for quite a few years now, and it's worked great in the past, but now it won't start up! Does anyone know what I can do to fix the problem?

[PracticingDemo]

@NightmareSauce Call a docter...

[reservedbelieber]

my johnson said im too ugly to have the honor of by with he and my girl :(

[Jose028586]

two fat guys,

eat french fries,

they can't find their own johnsons.

[CylindricalWhistle]

The comments to this video are just glorious.

[Nerdsansintelligence]

There's something on your dick.

Making you feel kinda sick.

You , your STD and your Johnson.

[LittleMiku33]

Ray William Penis sent me here ^^

[Kenneth2890]

You, your girl and your Johnson has got to be the best out of all of them, lol!! That was the funniest conclusion ever, lol!

[MrJaxreid]

insert Big Lebowski "Johnson" clip here

[GetYourPull18]

LMAO

[elbriso]

Vechs sent me.

[okami508]

You your girlfriend and your johnson.  Ummm................*wink.wink­.nudge.nudge*

[Jmswlks]

You, your mom's feet, and your johnson.

[Hesusio]

Your canine friend

Some peanut spread

You, your dog and your Johnson.

[tjsmooveful]

I cant sleep

quarter to 3

me my hand and my Johnson

[BlueDragon992]

WTF was this SUPPOSED to advertise anyway!?

[ChristensenMM]

@BlueDragon992 Speedboat motors lol :D

[Charmolution]

@BlueDragon992

Child molestation.

[maxeliopulos]

you your girls mom and your johnson

[tehtrooper56]

You got some whipped cream

Want to feel supreme

You, your dog, and your johnson.

[CpNoni]

you,your kids and your johnson

wow that johnson is a pedophile

[1066Blueboy]

im so happy we have a Yamaha

[lolcoolpoop45]

and..Struttin' that Ass...Struttin' that Ass...go old man...Struttin' that Ass...Struttin' that Ass...

[uberu75]

Watching porn while you're all alone, you, your self and your Johnson.

[andysch1000]

You see him on Skype

You got nothing to type

You and your friend and your Johnsons

[MrShaneo65]

im gonna slap them right in their pee pees

[HMFoMTFreak]

Evening nights

Dim the lights

Your friends hand and your Johnson

o.O

[GaryMotherFingOak]

You can't Pay the bail

Now you're in jail

You, your cellmate, and his Johnson.

[moment4me123]

u, ur kids and ur johnson! o.O wholy **** do u peepl no what a johnson is? its a penis!

[rockbandmaniac2]

@moment4me123 no shit do you not see all the jokes dumbass

[dashiellc1]

Gang Bang Rape

Now your on the first 48

You, your friends, and your Johnson

[persionlamb]

Friday Night

Dim that light

You your hand and your johnson

[potetmosgutten]

Johnson?

[robertgeorg]

@potetmosgutten

american slang for a mans best friend

[quizmaster85]

Quarter to ten,

They're at it again,

Flo, her pimp and his Johnson.

[turnsout689]

You're in the park

It's after dark

You, a bush and your Johnson

[j05e10]

You your kids and your johnson LOL WTF

[dstebbin]

You're a wimpy male

You go to jail.

You, Bubba, and his Johnson!

[Hassus]

youtube clip

quick unzip

you, your keyboard and your johnsoiuhnmm mlls aaq

[TheBronxShogun]

In a killer's room

Certain doom

You, his knife and your Johnson

[SammEater]

So... is just me or there's other people watching random ads today? :P

[americanblondie523]

You, your girl, and your penis.

[Starshock1995]

I don't know what's funnier, the in-joke, or that catchy tune.

Either way, this is so win.

[rolybooby]

I'll have you know that johnson is an awesome name. Thank you.

[shadowseeker629]

that's what she said.

[HGOGARTY1]

the sun a late you have no date you your hand and your johnson

[SSCode09]

WOAH KEEP IT CLEAN!

[switchfgirl]

a way of life for a lot more than fifty years...

[monsteraddict555]

Lonely nights

Adult sites

You, your hand and your Johnson

[SuperLm07]

@monsteraddict555 lmao

[DarkSwan641]

Long and thick,

Pulsating dick,

You and your monster Johnson

[AngryKid2008]

I told you "no"

but you won't let go...

Me, my knee, and your Johnson

[frankduxvandamme]

with your parents away

you're a flaming gay

you, your lube, and his johnson 

[UntitledHome]

You're alone

'Cause she said no

You and your hand and your Johnson.

[SgtBradleyJ]

@UntitledHome ....A way of like over 50 years. lol

[auwood26]

This is my ringtone!!

[TheCraich]

The guy in the boat with his girl really looks like Charlie Sheen

[skeaneable]

Justin Bieber in his trailer

by himself and his johnson!

[Hardyfan7857]

@skeaneable he has a johnson?

[skeaneable]

you and your cock!

[Heyitsdes1]

You your girl and your johnson will get in trouble for using your parent's boat

[777blw]

thumbs up if you think Ray William Johnson Sucks!

[HTFninja]

Too much time...

Optimous prime...

You your toys and your johnson...

[Tenorsaxman3030]

.....Johnson?



[Mynameis708]

Many commercials back were cheesy. Nostalgia Critic made fun of this commercial as well as this one. This is one nonsensical commercial.

[KillerKrab127]

Strutin that ass :D

[Scweeb64]

I wounder if this was intentional...

[MahaudJohnson]

Lmao

[87jesiak]

this is such a load of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssss

[lovemeordie83]

On your laptop screen,

Watching =3,

You and Ray William Johnson

[swallace226]

you the dead hooker and your johnson

[ShadowDarkness51]

You see a girl

She said no

You, your hand, and your johnson

[puppy4ever7]

you and your wife had a quirell you see a squirell you that squirell and your jhonson

[Kartoonkid95]

I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.

SHUT UP OLD MAN

[Markthegreatable]

You're all out of luck

Got noone to fuck

You, your dog and your Johnsson.

[cbryant92]

70 people dont have a johnson

[jman12351]

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[lyndlyn]

It's cold out there, you see a bear,

you his fur and your johnson.

[the2wiseguys]

I dont think this is really a commercial for boats.....

[wiifire8]

at 0:15 it sounds like, you,you jizz in your johnson,lol

[dragonfan50006]

70 people have problems with their johnson

[thekyleinlodishow]

You, your girl, and your Johnson

Whoa hey keep it clean! Tis a Disturbing commercial get any creepier than that?!

You and your Johnson, a way of life for over 50 years.

And then your wife found out what you were doing with your johnson, and well let's just say you and your johnson won't be hanging out with kids anymore.

Nostalgia Critic

[xLucasGS]

You, your kids and your johnso.. EWW WHAT?!?!

[Onafets111]

aperture science

you stay defiant

you, your lemons, and johnson

[Torterra625]

Girl on the street

Boobs look so sweet

You, a hoe and your Johnson

[Guns4Guitars]

Weekday nights,

Dim the lights,

You your hand and your Johnson.

[architek9000]

So you've gone to jail,

Ten thousand bail,

You, cell mate and his Johnson

[ITzMATTYDx]

you and your kids and your johnson hahahhahahahaaa lol

[sourcreampsycho128]

Robot plights,

Aerial flights,

You, your lemons, and Cave Johnson.

[metakight4]

Stay up late got no date you your woner boner and your johnson - nc

[HelloKittysFriend418]

Lonely sights,

Dim the lights,

You, your hand and your johnson.

[DionysisMaenad]

A Pee Wee Herman profile

An adult film with a pedophile

You, a kid and your Johnson...Eww...

Nevermind that I rhymed...

[Joeisreason]

Penis.

[CoolPenguinStudios]

Lonely nights

Romance Bites

You, your hand, and your johnson

[sararinka]

looks like someone was horny

[trekfan92]

Listening to Frog Pants

Full of rants

You, your ipod and Scott Johnson

[DVFDrinkOrDie]

You, raw liver, and your johnson

[1osefk]

you your man and your jonson

[1osefk]

i hate my wife

and my life

you your bin jonson

[1osefk]

saturday night

movie night

you your popcorn and your jonson

[1777power]

Thursday night,

ass on chair

you and ray and Johnson

[MagickGOATee]

Aperture work,

Portals for jerks,

You, your lemons, and Johnson

[retuy1234]

@MagickGOATee good one :D

[trekfan92]

@MagickGOATee lol good one.

[redneck015]

Lonely nights,

Romance bites,

You, your hand and your johnson

[hazinator64]

Me my vaseline and my johnson

[slayman123]

Just groped a girl Sirens whirl You, Bubba and HIS Johnson

[HeinousActsZX]

He calls it sin.

You call it win.

You, your Priest, and your johnson.

[randomnchan15]

@HeinousActsZX ROFL YOU BASTARD XD !!!!!!

[MrCreatorofAwesome]

I crashed my Johnson.

[BboySynthesis]

Thumbs up if RayWilliamPenis (Johnson) Brought you here xD

[alexdinoman37]

Not a girl in sight

But that's alright

You, KY, and your johnson.

[DwSxKroNiiC]

lonely nights

dim the lights

you your hand and you johnson

[xxxAmericanUndeadxxx]

LOL!!!!!!

[DestroyVirus]

You

Your Kids

And Your Johnson

Thats dirty D:

[Melissaax123]

This is so catchy. lol

[turducken97]

i didnt know 50 years ago people finally got johnsons

[BCNation1]

LOL!!!!:DDDDD<33333333

[GTACIP]

if on your outboard motor,

ya get a boner,

put ya hands on ya johnson

cheryl cole,

beyonce knowles,

ya better turn on ya johnson,

blondie comes over,

sits on ya motor,

watch she'll slip on ya johnson

[GTACIP]

you see a black man,

walkin wit his mam,

you think, how big is his johnson?

[ICarly1985]

the nostalgia critics reaction to this commercial was funny as hell LOL

[NLB90805]

BRILLIANT!!!

[TheOKsweden]

Just genious

[noahx44]

you your hands and your johnson

[heroskiller7]

Thumbs up if RayWilliamPenis brought u here

[Wharfratt5]

It's late at night

Not a girl in sight

Me, YOUR dog and MY Johnson!

[masterminded78]

"You make me johnson"

That doesn't make sense.

[wizzum64]

The Dude: I don't need your fuckin sympathy man, i need my fuckin johnson!

[tttmmmnnnttt]

Lonely nights

Computer Lights

You, your hands and your johnson

[aneurysm1993]

The Dude: ...Johnson?

[jububi777]

thumbs up if Ray William Jhonsan ^_^ brought you here

[TheGodCodClips]

@jububi777 No.

[AwsomeKevo]

@jububi777

go die we dont mention ray william penis round these parts

[TheSammyMorrisShow]

She's starting to howl

Get on the prowl

You your girl and your Johnson

[vadersbiggestfan13]

@TheSammyMorrisShow gigidy

[Cheetah1251]

He's a fucking fag,

that needs to be gaged,

He's Ray William Johnson.

[xxdarkangel12lxx]

@Cheetah1251 hahaha lol

[conorsmitheire]

@Cheetah1251 lol ray calls himself a fag in his new video. i wonder if your to thank for that!

[theoc1998]

@Cheetah1251 That (capital) and gagged. And who has over 1 mil. subscribers? not you!

[Cheetah1251]

@theoc1998

Just because he has over a million subs doesn't change the fact that his videos are complete shit and that he's a theft. Quality over quantity, my friend.

[goofygoobe92]

@Cheetah1251 He's a theft? You mean, thief?

[Cheetah1251]

@goofygoobe92

Yes.

[goofygoobe92]

@Cheetah1251 No, he's on 2nd.

[goofygoobe92]

@Cheetah1251 No?

[startug]

@Cheetah1251 Pwnt.