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  • berserkers vs mutants O_o

  • Bloodsuckers mutated from humans so did alot of others and some mutated from rats and dogs but get real, What on this planet that we know now can evolve in this!!!!

  • Deutsche Qualitätsarbeit

  • It's like a baked potato with legs. :-/

  • Damn, he's hilarious!

  • @hyperidiot34 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • what a fucking pathetic piece of shit. Hahaha, that fight was fucking hilarious.

  • You're hungry. Is that why you wanted to kill it?

  • haha I luckily had a fully loaded AK witch i emptied into this monster.

  • i also did this once cuz i ran out of ammo

  • You: Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss almost hit

    Freak of Nature: Hit Hit Hit Critt

    :D

  • also sowas würde ich nichmal machen wenn ich suizidgefährdet wäre xD

  • Is that a giant chicken without feathers?

  • Bear Grylls is one of the top comments...time to drink my own piss

  • @dragonator755 hahahaha NOT funy

  • du hast ja krasse langeweile alter :D

  • Holy shit, I remember turning the corner of one of those pipes to find that fucker in my face. I pushed my monitor off my table; fuck this game.

  • Rocky Balboa

  • @Sp33d3v1l mbc2

  • w8, is this monster the one they based to make tank in l4d??

  • Pure manliness..

  • Some Stalkers eat Tourist's Delight in a can.

    Real Stalkers eat Tourist Delight fresh.

  • You know you are a alpha male when you attack a pseudo-giant with a knife while starving then proceed to bleed but still manage to finish him off.

  • Bear Grylls: pseudo giant better drink my own piss.

  • fighting him with a knife?hehe....hes a tough bastard to kill

  • This is why I can't play stalker. shit liek this scares teh hell out of me lol

  • What if you could befriend pseudogiants (and fleshpigs) by giving them food to eat? XD Well, technically you can, except the food they eat is usually corpses (which you can use as "bait") and it won't put you on good terms with them at all.

  • It looks like you need some delicious Tourist's Delight.

  • :) an RPG should calm the Psuedo-giant  down :D

  • hm, I think the game has been updated, the monsters are alot more strategic and can kill you, maybe not faster, but more effectively

  • ah i remember the first time i killed a pseudogiant, i saw it from affar and yelled: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING, OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE AHHHHHHHHHH. I never played the game again.

  • mom?

  • TAAAANNNNKKKKK

  • @Dodmen1 If there was a STALKER co-op mod that let you play as stalkers or monsters, it would be so much fun to play as a pseudogiant.

    \8-D

  • Holy balls dude! If there were achievements, this should be one, in your name, in GOLD. I'd shit myself if I had to go up against one of those things with a knife D:

  • Whoa I remember the first time I fought against a poseidon thing I think it was in one of the underground labs but anyway I first heard like a hell of alot rumble... It was very dark and I forgot to put my lamp on and then the rumble started to be louder and so I put my lamp on and suddenly that freaken thing comes from nowhere and I almost started to scream and Then I started shooting and running around the lab... It was holarious :DD

  • Thats a face even a mother couldn't love.

  • In the words of Isacc Clake "Jezz that thing was angery!"

  • Potatoe with legs??

  • all he wanted was a hug ):

  • Now do it in Call of Pripyat!

  • Lab x16?! Oh man. Not good but I have god for free at cheat happens!

  • @Raqwaza17 You used cheats?

    Get out of here stalker

  • i think the grenade launcher is better 4 this 1

  • STAB STAB STAB, CUT CUT CUT!

  • dude when i was running through here i had 10 shots left for my ak47 or 74 w/e and i killed it with 2 shots left

  • @theitalianscotdan

    8 shots? Highly unlikely...unless you're playing on super easy.

  • @Juannxz Pseudo-giants are incredibly easy to kill in Shadow of Chernobyl. I killed one with around that many shots, you just need head shots. But in Call of Pripyat forget about it, you'll need 100's of rounds to kill one in that game.

  • The best way on pseudo - Giant is shotgun and close contact

  • Bear Grylls.

  • @Purek666 "Naow, when you are stranded out in the Zone, the first thing you should think about would be to acquire some form of nourishment. Diet Sausage and Tourist's Delight cans would sustain you for quite a bit of time, but there are also plenty of pseudogiants roaming around for the picking. The trickiest part is to kill one. Now, as this STALKER will demonstrate, the knife would suffice, and when you are finished with the slaying, you will have an eating utensil at hand."

  • @Purek666 pseudo giant better drink my own piss

  • @Purek666

    The guy in the video does use medics, Bear Grylls doesn´t need them.

  • @Purek666 HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • YEH WIN.

  • Looks like a chicken

  • Shoulda used those three sparkler Artifacts to run :3

  • Looks like a Boglin -- a toy from the late 80s.

  • Stalker used Knife 'im million times!

    It's not very effective ._.

    Stalker used Knife 'im million times!

    Still not very effective....

    after millions of millions knives and tons of medkits

    Stalker used Finish him!

    FATALITY!

    and then he ate him ... om nom nom

  • Eat lotsa spagetti before killing them.

  • it's like a giant chicken

  • good to see that your fight with cancer went well

  • @lkhuu ba-dum-chhh....

    \8-P

  • howmany pseudogiants are there in the game?

  • @TheNLguy In unmodded Shadow of Chernobyl, there's one in X-18 and another on in X-16 for sure. Sometimes, there's one in the Dark Valley after you exit X-18. I think they also appear in the stadium in Pripyat. In any ShoC mod, such as Oblivion Lost, there are usually lots more and you often end up fighting two, three, or even four at a time (which is tons-o-fun). In ObLost, I've had as many as four (at a time) appear in Pripyat. If you stay in the Zone long enough, it gets really intense.

  • @TheNLguy 2 in role play few more if searching bad places

  • @Andaril2 ok

    

  • Congratulations, you have passed Spartan training. You have what it takes to be a Spartan.

  • @narutokan Lol, it's funny though, because the irony is that Spartans went extinct at least more than 1500 years ago.

  • @devilhunterred

    I....

    What?

  • @GlobstersMessenger You said he passed the Spartan training and now he can be a Spartan, but Spartans already went extinct more than 1500 years ago.

  • @devilhunterred contrary to popular belief, the Spartans never died out; they simply moved and are now called "Russians."

  • @devilhunterred

    MC IdontKnowWhatIronYis

  • @narutokan I really hope you're talking about actual spartans and not the benders from Halo.

  • @Ionized226 The Spartans from 300 lol, it was historically incorrect but those guys were badass xD

  • @narutokan Thank god for that. I was hoping that was what you meant.

  • ZOMG, you used over9000 medkits. Were you able to carry ALL of them?

  • KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • @champayne17 There just happens to be a flamethrower weapon mod for STALKER.

  • Looks like my mom.

  • @flamesRules

    O.O are you my brother ?

  • a secondary shot with the knife on the face of anyone is more efective than a bullet of a normal rifle, handgun... except for the shotgun that knife attack is SUPER EFFECTIVE ... i wonder why?

  • If I saw one of those running at me in a dark dimly lit tunnel. I'd packin my ass.

  • I play STALKER ... The shadow of chernobyl is best part for me .. :D

  • this looks like a game that would scare me. lol. dead space scared the shit out of me, but it was so fun. im thinking about buying this game. thankfully my gpahics card is bare minimum for these kind s of games so anything that will try and surprise, ill see from a mile away lol.

  • That is one ugly mike foxtrot...

  • Wiederliches Vieh!!!

  • In Clear Sky this Mutant is realy hard.

  • man i saw one of these in Call of Pripyat. i was alone, it was dark and this thing popped right in front of me

  • This Mutant is my favorite one=D

  • Chimera FTW bitch!

  • those symbols on the side that say you're Hungry and Bleeding always freak me out!

  • VLA rifle is powerful against this stupid looking mutant

  • TAAAANK!

  • u need commando pro xD

  • jesus this thing freaks me out just because it has a human like face.

  • @billtamer uncanny valley? This creature certainly sits at the bottom of mine!

  • I figured out a strategy for doing this without taking so much damage. First, you need a few stamina-bo0sting artifacts on your belt (which you have). Two Mo0nlights will do it, but Flashes and Sparklers will do if you don't have any Mo0nlights. Forget about energy drinks. You won't have time to chug those down while dodging the pseudogiant's bite, claw, and stomp attacks. Run around the giant staying within range to jump over its stomp attack and knife it in the face, jump back, rinse, repeat.

  • こいつと上にいるコントローラーのためにAKにグレネードラン­チャー装備して行く私は勝ち組。

  • I only learned of STALKER through a mod add-on on FallOut 3 that added the armor and monsters and stuff... Is this game available in the US?

  • its a messed up sewer frog! :O

  • @postkip Just like Blaster Master!

    \8-D

  • use a gun next time :D i hate mutants :-/ .....(fucking scared of snorks)

  • In Call of Pripyat the Pseudogiants are overpowered and I am actually hunting them

  • Is S.T.A.L.K.E.R a RPG?

  • @YousefsPie yes

  • @YousefsPie nope. a few elements of one, but not really

  • @YousefsPie it's really an FPS with RPG elements

  • @gottakeepemseparated like borderlands?

  • @MrsTunaFish1 I would compare Borderlands to something like Fallout...STALKER seems to be more realistic and in depth than either of those titles, that's why it's classed as such a good game (even if it was released quite a few years ago)

  • Lol,i would more run on 0:18 XD. Intense 2 minutes there, really '-',I guess you needed like, just 684 Medkits to hill im, well i would still prefer to just blow it up with a grenade, but if you like knifes... :D

  • they have these in clear sky too... i think there undersized if you ask me

  • when i was there, i hadn't got any ammos and i must fight with him with knife too. but i killed him faster.

  • if this was real and i was the guy fighting that thing.......i would have shit my pants if i saw that thing from a mile away!!!!

  • @russianXbassXplayer in call of pripyat they survive an direct hit from an rpg or gauss rifle

  • It's a giant zombie Turkey!

  • 0:15 i would be running

  • 0:16 My dude i would run!

  • In german this is called "Fleisch"

  • @Synth123451 Because the monster is actually a Flesh, not a Pseudo-giant :)

  • TAAAANNK

  • @UltimateYoshi2008 +1 for obscure starship troopers reference :D

  • Wtf is that ? O.o It....it looks like my math teacher !!!!!

  • it looks really hard :D

  • a pseudogiant is basically a nerd that became a mutant because too many fantasy games played :)

  • I hated the knife in this game, it was hard to tell if youwere actually hitting anything with it :(

  • how do you put scopes on guns in stalker

  • its kinda cute....after you get past the body the arms the leg the thing itsself it seems like it just has bad sel esteem

  • Didn't you have any guns at the time? It would be pretty silly to go down there unarmed.

  • I had. It was just 4 fun

  • @bluecipo91 Cool.

  • this monster appears too outside

  • hardcore :D

  • is it possible to crouch and sneak so that monsters dont see you for a while like in fallout 3?

  • soo thats is supposed to be a radio-mutated man lol...that is a giant shitty face with huge feet

  • These fighters are literally fighting for their supper!

  • Hungry STALKER fights against Pseudogiant with a knife. What you did later? Ate him? :D

  • Yes. It was delicious

  • @bluecipo91 Id say the bacon from the mutated pig's is better. I didnt have to cook em i just let em run into a minefield

  • @bluecipo91 Hope you c0oked it first.

    \8-P

  • @bluecipo91 How did you break the bones?

  • @bluecipo91 Chomp Chomp Chomp

    *BARKF*

  • @Recru1tas LOL "Wait here guys, I'ma just gonna get me some food."

    "Why are you leaving your guns.."

    "Commando-style."

  • @gottakeepemseparated LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Looks like great aunt Petunia got out of the basement again...

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  • That eye creeps me out :S

  • what was once a MAN?

  • @bigbadork yes...........

  • @bigbadork no an seriously mutated animal i think a flesh or something big

  • thats a manbearpig...

  • We have to kill it, im super cereal.

  • @RazorShaw r u super serial that its manbearpig?

  • @RazorShaw We probably should have told Al Gore

  • @RazorShaw Moar liek a manfrogbird or something.

  • @RazorShaw bunnyrabbitdogthing.

  • @RazorShaw no its a pigmanbear...

  • @RazorShaw Al Gore warned us... WE DIDN'T LISTEN! 

  • *miss*

  • What is this game about? It looks a tad bit like Metro 2033 *great book*

  • This game is based around the Chernobyl incident and features a place called "The Zone" a place filled with horribly mutated monsters and military factions.

  • @The1337guy1 do you really believe that mutants exist?let me know have you seen anyone,even mutated animals?

  • @falloist Well there are crazier people like those people who belive in aliens. But a mutant is a very possible phenominon in nature. Like after America nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki there were mutated people after that.

  • @Natemoore7 this game is way before and metro is made on the same engine

  • Hmm I only saw one controller in the whole game, and it was in Lab X18 I think.

  • an epic battle=)

  • The "range" on the bite attack is way too far. Its more like its hurting you with its growls.

  • некоторые люди боятся контроллёров потому издалека поизносится звук притяжения + если к нему подходишь близко то начинаются странные звуки и чёто синее-красное на экране вот чё боятся люди..я боюсь контроллёров только не в ЗП + я не боюсь псвдогигантров..раньше я боялся их

  • lol when you see this guy it kinda burns in the back of your brain and sits there then in about a year BAM!!!! it hits you and you end up staying awake for 3 nights strait i know it did that to me lol

  • For some reason, he didn't strike me as scary. He was just another mutant in the Zone. And I don't understand why some people are afraid of controllers, they're easy if you keep breaking their line-of-sight.

    Although, I admit, knife-fighting one of them looks much more challenging than just shooting at them.

  • You are right about controllers, they are waaaay too easy..

    the first one i found, was right infront of me doing jack shit. i got mi knife up and BANG he died

  • They're not very tall for "giants", just wide. And though they're the technically the strongest mutants in the game there are dozen of encounters that are far more difficult than a pseudogiant throughout the game.

  • That thing is so cool looking. In fact, it kinda looks friendly. Reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies.

  • i killed it with 2 grenades, can't go wrong with the grenades in a tunnel