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  • 5:31 The mom got the beatz!

  • lol at beats by dre advertisement

  • The only people who could possibly be against teen sex are the unfortunate few who couldn't get any until their late teens or early twenties. The people were either too shy and reserved, too obnoxious and immature or just plain unattractive, be it physically or for less superficial reasons.

    Anyone who had a semi-meanigful sexual relationship in their early to mid teens knows that it is a growing experience, something that stays with you for life, and something you will never experience again.

  • I feel so bad for poor Riley. He was only twelve years old; he didn't know any better. I understand that we need to protect kids from having their tits and asses on the internet, but really... sex offender as a twelve year old? That's going way too fucking far.

  • in australia, a man was JAILED for having a picture of the simpsons where bart was being inappropriate with his sister.

    stupid picture, sure, but this man is now classed as a sexual offender.

    what he fuck...

  • did he just reference primordial ooze as a sexual form?

  • backwards sex? LOL

  • WHORES!!! FORNICATORS!!

  • Chill out and have a joint.

  • 5:33 beats hahaha! Beats are bullshit!

  • ok i stuck my foot in my mouth on that sorry

  • ohh digital tchnology the doenfaall of humanity!!LoLL!!

  • i I love sex but true i tend to just be in a monagamous relationship not necessarily married its safer thaat way, less chance of a disease if you are selective

  • @HellsMaverick, I could write a book about how white males are superior to everyone else. And that we should rape every woman we see and kill all the niggers. And then say that its God's word. Does that mean you should believe it and follow it?

  • over protective cunt

  • I do not see the problem with teens having sex. Hell I was 17 and lost my virginity in a three-some on a beach in Spain with two girls from Liverpool England who were on a couples vacation and they approached me. Now look at the rap sheet for that premarital sex, polygamous, open relationship, homosexuality, sexually aggressive females, one time, and public sex all on the first try damn am I good.

  • the radio guy is mad because he´s still a virgin

  • I knew it! 4:44 seconds in is the first mention of religion. THAT'S America's problem with teen sex. It's "immoral in the eyes of ALMIGHTY GOD!"

    Except that the bible is full of disgusting shit like incest, rape, torture and mass murder. All of which was condoned by god, by the way.

  • @HellsMaverick A god didn't write the bible, a man did.

  • @piemonkey321 Obviously the bible was written by man, but those men claimed it was the inspiration of god. Any christian will tell you that the bible is "god's word."

  • I have to admit, when I have kids, I'll be a protective father - I am not going to sit by and let some horny kid sneak in at night and fuck my daughter. however, it is also absurd to try to outlaw something that is just simply not ever going to stop - the body is sexually matured during the teen years for a reason - to get ready to have sex. I do think 14 or 15 is too early, but 17? 16? Let's face it, most of us had sex by then.

  • What the fuck is backwards sex?

  • @Doperooni I believe it is the reverse cowgirl, look it up on wiki

  • Funny how the only ones crying about sex are ugly as hell... i guess because they never got any

  • @00luna and whats so funny about "ugly" people? You take pleasure of them being deprived of the greatest experience in life just because of a statistical genetic mix-up?

  • its a bad economy and you need money right, why not sue the lawmaker who make this stupid texting law and become Rich. Win-Win :)

  • Why is it always the church?

  • Where can i get the uncensred version?

  • that kids voice is ridiculous

  • I would love to find that womans daughter, fuck her and put it on the internet for her to see.

  • but oral sex, backwards sex and upside down sex is the best sex

  • Just so ya know :) Love from Norway ;)

  • Yo Mr. Cunningham, an ipod is a listening device, you know..like a CD-player, a radio or maybe even a grammophone. You probably mean an iphone.

  • lol america

  • I laughed when she said socially retarded because that will always be the way people will think of me.

  • This is the funniest episode yet

  • omg that guy is so right. its us girls corrupted by the media so we're running around like sluts.

    and the guys? oh they're so logical, never thinking with their dicks. oh no not at all -_-

    here's a tip for parents. sit down with your kids and talk to them. stop blaming the media. the media isnt there to raise your children.

  • @TheSexySockk Easiest thing for a parent to do, yet still the most often not done. Goes for video games, movies, advertisements, ANY type of media. All a parent needs to do is explain one thing: The difference between what is reality and what isn't. You are completely right, and I wish more people realized this simple fact too. Parents blame the media so they don't have to explain this fact and have something to blame other than themselves if something does go wrong. It's still their fault.

  • What I would give to be as smart as Penn.

  • backwards sex is awesome!

  • In my opinion, if you teach your kids the consiquenses, risks and how to protect yourself, they can fuck how much they want

  • LAWD I HOPE MY FIRST CHILD IS A BOY

  • Cindy needs to stop coddling her kids. It doesn't do them any good or teach them anything about the world at all. There comes a point in life where mommy needs to quit holding your hand and let you chose what is best for you, because mommy won't always be there to make every decision for you. In life, people need to learn to take care of themselves and they definitely can't do that when they're brainwashed into thinking whatever their parents do. Stuff like all sex is evil is just infuriating!

  • I think it's insane that taking a picture of YOUR own body is child pornography.

  • Cindy doesn't get that their kids WILL have sex, likely before marriage, and they will simply do so without telling their parents because they know they can't trust their parents to handle it sanely. By trying to prevent the unpreventable, they've done nothing but leave their children lacking the knowledge they need to protect themselves and their partners when they do have sex. Instead of teaching safer sex, they left them open to completely unprotected sex by assuming they would abstain.

  • Cindy doesn't get that their kids WILL have sex, likely before marriage, and they will simply do so without telling their parents because they know they can't trust their parents to handle it sanely. By trying to prevent the unpreventable, they've done nothing but leave their children lacking the knowledge they need to protect themselves and their partners when they do have sex. Instead of teaching safer sex, they left them open to completely unprotected sex by assuming they would abstain.

  • Our culture is obsessed with purity, and it's creepy. I'm 22, and (medically speaking) I'm still a virgin. That doesn't mean I've never had sex. But there are a lot of ways to be physically intimate, all of which people seem to be upset by when it involves anyone under the magical age of 18. The truth is, the average person is afraid of anything that is even vaguely sexual/sexually suggestive. It's a cult of shame designed to make people feel impure and in need of redemption. It's really sick.

  • My only problem with teen sex is that teens don't seem to comprehend the consequences.

  • 17, and it was a complete mess.

  • stupid technicalities, prosecutors get off on them

  • 17

    And wow these guys are great.

  • Ah, he goes to church....teen boys should be fine for him then.

  • I WISH we had that problem.

    20+, still no sex.

    Fuck.

  • @1Usernamehere1 I know that feel bro. Apparently playing starcraft 10 hours a day is terrible when it comes to getting laid... who knew?

  • @iWearCapeIRL

    Hey, don't group me with those RTS nerds.

    While you were racking up mouseclicks per minute, I was doing the real man's work of having Quake and HLDM LANparty tournaments.

    But those don't get you chicks either, yeah.

  • I want to try some upside down sex.

  • Aw, don't feel bad Teller. I'm 21 and I still haven't had sex. Yet.

  • 12,

    thanks Fr. O'Reilly :D

  • 17

  • 15

  • tie them down and spank them LOL!

  • @ramatirthadasa lmao

  • 19 for me

  • Am I the only one who thinks there's a sexist element to all this? Not only is there that guy in the stupid American flag tie, but I hear people everywhere convincing GIRLS that they should hold on to their virginity, teaching GIRLS to wait until marriage, telling GIRLS that they shouldn't feel pressured in to having sex, warning GIRLS about accidental babies. Why is it bad for a teenage girl to choose to have sex, and WHY do we seem to label all teenage boys as sex pests???

  • 4:41 "There arn't Churches around telling girls, quit doing it".

    ...aaaand he lost me.

  • In my opinion, i don't care if people have sex at age 15+, but getting pregnant should probably wait until they're 18 or older... when they're more financially sound and have things planned out first.

  • wait a 12 year old is a sex offender who got a naked picture of a 12 year old girl that was sent by that girl. and the boy didn't want it. Why is the boy blame not the girl? This world is stupid.

  • @Elestareus Who ever said that the girl did not get in trouble, you obviously don't understand that what the kid who is consider a sex offender, sent the message to a friend if he did not send the picture. He most likely wouldn't be a sex offender.

  • @Elestareus that is the law

  • I don't blame the 12 year old for crying. I'm 17 and if I got listed as a sex offender over something stupid like that I'd probably cry to. That's an entire future ruined for such a stupid thing. And he didn't even ask for it.

  • I like sex

  • That tie was disgusting and vile.

  • according to hindoisme sex is used to understand the universe and isnt that what we all want to do so dont get in my way while im understanding

  • I'm a guy who lost it at 15. I think this campaign against sexuality you see with traditionally right-wing people stems from the intense male hatred of what they deem to be "sexually impure" women. It's a ridiculous primordial double-standard and we are all slaves to it. I've always found it really infuriating to even so much as acknowledging my current girlfriend's previous sexual relations. People just need to be more open-minded.

  • You're not going to scare me with those sex-offender numbers if there are 12 year old's on there. What the fuck?

  • the funniest thing about religion is it produces slutty girls. The dirtiest girls I ever met were a Catholic and a Muslim. The religion makes them go wild i guess. I grew up in a mildly christian home, no church. I first got laid at 18 so is that so bad? Sex is best thing you can do with your time on earth IMO

  • ohhhhhhh yesssssss sodom and gomorrah are coming - bring it on! trololol

  • There arent churches that tells them: Dont do that! ????????

    churches has been supporting the marriage of 14 year old girls for hundreds of years. go flack your self with ur ugly eagle tie.

  • Religious people are taught to hate their sexuality, and then they grow up to hate the sexuality of everyone around them. It sucks when they get radio shows.

  • i grew up with all the "disgusting" music, and i didn't have sex till i was 18. teens do have the ability to use their own brains, believe it or not. what about years ago when it was normal to marry off your kids?

  • People were getting married at 13 only a few hundred years ago

  • u trying to protect me from sex?! I WANNA FUCKEN FUCK

  • thanks for uploading these episodes

  • 15

  • More people were getting knocked up in the 50's than nowadays, and we had half the population.

    Suck it, conservative.

  • 14.

  • This vid is awesome but the sidebar is disgusting.

  • Shurly if teens are descreet and sensabul about it, who the fuck cears, im 16, im in à sexual relashonship, im not strugling at collège or in trubel with the law and my girl frend is not pregnent. You be the judge.

  • lol

  • "Backwards sex" lmao

  • I live in Maine. Didn't even know the age of consent.

  • 21 thats funny me i was 15

  • 4:42 - So basically what this guy is saying, is being natural human beings; that is human beginnings before the influences of religion etc, is wrong? There's something very warped in that way of thinking imo.

  • yeah, everytime i watch tv or go on the internet i just think about sex. sarcasm bitch. it's biology

  • this is on HBO now

  • better question how the fuck is this ugly bitch "fornicate" and reproduce?

  • Penn Jillette is a fucking moron. He is actually advocating promiscuity? By no means am I a conservative but promiscuity is self desctructive and alot of negative factors lead to promiscuous behaviour. His basis of morality is "if it's natural then it's ok." Well then rape should be ok as well... Ofcourse having consenting promiscuous sex is different from rape since it's not hurting another person. I wonder if Penn Jillette would let his kid inject himself with heroin. What a dumb ass.

  • @iAzurisa I would like to see where you found the "if it's natural then it's okay" quote. I would hate to think you are putting words in another person's mouth to prove a point. I also see a lot of leaps here. How is allowing people (regardless of age) to express their sexuality in a consenting, safe environment similar to letting one's child use heroin? I don't think Penn advocates rape as moral, and I don't think utilizing professional opinions qualifies him as a "fucking moron."

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  • @somethingdiffrant Telling them to have sex with people they actually care about instead of completely devaluing sex to the point of it becoming meaningless. But of course humans are superficial as fuck and will devalue anything as long as they get an orgasm out of it. It sickens me that liberals are so fucked in the head. And this is coming from an agnostic weak atheist.

  • @somethingdiffrant Btw he's a fucking moron because his arguments against religion are laughable. His strong stance on materialism is foolish and he's just as dogmatic as any other religious fanatic.

  • @somethingdiffrant And if you're some liberal hippy sex positive feminist type you need to re think your whole stance on that shit or mabye take a lesson or two in logical thinking. Who in their right mind thinks it's ok to tell a 12 year old kid to experiment with their sexuality? Just a bunch of superficial pricks running this world who think the prupose of life is to get as many orgasms as possible, be rich and famous and gain a high social status.

  • @iAzurisa >_> Can't tell if troll or extremely angry person who doesn't get laid enough. Btw, thanks for providing that quote I asked for.

  • @somethingdiffrant Yes because if I criticize promiscuity I'm not getting laid? Is an orgasm the epitome of your pathetic little life? Liberals are just foolish immature middle class kids. Because religion oppressed you sexually you went and did the complete opposite by fucking every guy you saw. That's not logical neither is it freedom. You want to gain free will and freedom? Then have some self discipline.

  • @iAzurisa

    Oh wait...you're serious, let me laugh HARDER.

    ...umadbro?

  • @iAzurisa: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!!!!!

  • @somethingdiffrant Yeah people, troll alert!!!!!!!!

  • The guy in the flag tie is just mad he couldnt get laid till he was 32 and even then it was only at the bunny ranch.

  • 2:13

    " do i think that this hair cut makes my forhead look extreamly huge?"

  • bill cunningham should be shot with a large gun

  • "Backward sex, upsidedown sex..." 

    Wtf are those? They sound kinda hot, actually.

  • 8:16 - "... AND PHILOSOPHY." I love this guy xD !

  • Is it just me, or does Bill Cunningham (the radio "personality") look like a ventriloquist's dummy?

  • @ghostframer and to believe he now has his own talk show.

  • hahha teller

  • I feel uncomfortable watching this because I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. I love this show though.

  • Why the fuck there's a dick on the related videos?

  • That is fucking bullshit. The girl was never even charged or anything?? Nothing happened to her? SHE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED THE LIVES OF EVERY BOY IN THE SCHOOL.

  • What is backwards sex? Putting the vagina in the penis?

    The dude is clearly a 100-year old virgin.

  • the kid is gay...i want pics hahah

  • Is there a country where mindless bullshit like this doesn't go on? Let me know so i can move ASAP!

  • I tried to post pics of my junk the day i turned 18, but i didn't know jack about computers so i couldn't figure out how or where.

  • I'm leaving to join those two chicks in Maine.

  • HAAA!! 4:55! Only assholes use the word "Fornicate."

  • The girls at 03:36... dang!

  • Got damn this is stupid.

  • Message on the cell phone at 10:29

    "Yes they have this thing about sending and shit its like a show or something just come in"

    Teen prose at its finest.

  • I wanna be Greek with those roman sex baths and being naked

    

  • The f**k is upside down sex?

  • @AlphaVenatusDeus 69-ing by grabbing her ankles.

  • Really Penn and Teller should have just done a Bullshit on Societal Decline.

  • Backward sex? Upside down sex? No wonder sex never gets boring.

  • @FaithFire3 That was my favorite part XD

  • @FaithFire3 - yes, but "sex, sex, and sex" was also mentioned, and that sounds about as exciting as a triple vanilla cone.

  • is it me, or do the words girls and primordial ooze sound oddly erotic?

  • Fuck i'm a sex offender! when i was 11 i sent a picture of a little boys wiener cuz he didn't want to put on his pants so i sent it to his sister so she could tell him... Fuck!

  • Something similar to this happened when I was a junior in highschool. I'm not sure exactly what was getting sent around, but, people kept getting called down to the office all day, complete with the interrogations and phone confiscation. Also, people need to lighten the fuck up. =\

  • LOL 12 year old sex-offenders, but the pope gets a presidential pardon?

    the hallmark of a sick country

  • The Pope is awesome. If you have a problem with the Pope, fuck you.

  • Point is. Any person that thinks the US is the freest country in the world are kidding themself.

  • And sure age of consent here is 16. But nobody the fuck cares. My sister was 15 when she had her 17 year old boyfriend sleep over at our house and I even caught them once. And nobody cared. The idea that a 17 year old who goes with a 19 year old even wonders whether it's legal to fuck each other is something I'll never be able to grasp.

    Violent movies, video games etc. do have an age limit but I have yet to find issues with that. I'm a gamer, at age 13 I bought games 18+ without an issue.

  • I love living in Belgium.

    I could have at the age of 16 have my 16 year old gf sleep over in a double bed and have a good night. When we went on holiday we had our own room. At 16 we can go do dancings and such with international dj's in "big" cities(with alcohol involved). Dutch movies always have naked/sex scenes/cursing/homosexuality. Kids smoke weed and as long as they don't overboard with it we(school included) keep our eyes closed.

    And still we have less teenage pregnancies...

  • Where the hell did he get "upside down sex" from?

  • @thorsday121 Probably The Bloodhound Gang or some shit

  • why is he blaming girls???

  • i feel bad for that kid its not even his fault in anyway it just stupid laws like that is what might ruin his life

  • why the fuck do governments even care about people fucking? lets be serious, when they prohibit somthing that somone wants, that person is gonna find out how to get it no matter what. i dont understand why governments try to control our sexuality, people are gonna fuck whenever they want with who ever they want, its not for the government to decide for that person. these assholes are obviously interested in social control.

  • When it comes to social issues, conservatives are just stupid. Plain and simple. We in Europe don't have people like that with their head up their ass.

  • WOO GO MAINE :D hahah

  • Being 16 years old and a junior in high school (and male), I see no problem with teen sex. It happens all the time, and everywhere. The fact that the people over the age of 18, who also probably had sex below the legal age of consent in their state, are attempting to control when kids have sex is not only futile, but also just goes to show how the ego of the older generations inflates with age. "I'm an adult, you're a kid, I'm smarter and more experienced than you." BULLSHIT!

  • Personally I think it's because of so many teens don't use proper protection these days and most females end up getting pregnant.

  • Americans. fucking piss me off.

  • Why does the word "fornicate" make me wanna do exactly that?

  • I think that man is impotent.

  • wtf is wrong with sex? you stupid noobs in this episode, you would not come to this world without sex

  • Omg im the 100001th view :O

  • i laughed a little bit when that radio host mom was doing her show thing

    WEARING HER BEATS BY DRE Headphones.

    Ha!

    You even know WHO Dre is?

    Yeah, i didn't think so.

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  • "the worst generation of parents that ever existed?!"

    That's quite a statement. Huh. So, you're telling me the generation of parents in, say, the Industrial Revolution were shining examples caretakers? Puh.

  • Lol that radio guy putting the blame all on girls... seriously does he think boys aren't sexual when they're young? Some girl needs to punch the dork.

  • I want to try some upside down sex now...

  • Teller looks kinda....embarrassed?

  • 10:49 SICK WHEELS BRO

  • NICE!!! I live in Maine.

  • HOLY SHIT, Judith Levine is in this episode lol.

  • Only in America... not meant to be an asshole, but many of USA laws are totally STUPID.

    This is the perfect example, all those kids were permanently registered as sexual offenders, it's a shame because that could ruin a lot of job's promotion for their future... all because a bunch of paranoid retarded authorities...