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  • I'm glad he used the term "handlebar mustaches" to refer to what they really are - i.e. not fu manchus.

  • Lovin the guys in the front row with kippot on

  • Hannibal moustaches

  • So funny!

  • I saw and met this guy last night, along with Demetri Martin. They were both hilarious, and super nice to meet in person.

  • Ahahaha carnival-faced motherfucker is my new favourite insult

  • white babies...

    

  • he's like the black mitch hepburg

  • @lefty156 Hedberg

  • racism comes from people like YOU!!!

  • I actually thought the same thing when I watched that wayne interview

  • jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake jake

  • you carnival face moutherfucker LOLOL

  • @solidblood i have to use that one.so funny had me on the fl..

  • Great stuff this guy will go places

  • This guy is good lmao!

  • you carnival face motherfucka

  • lol this place had a sale on white babies lmao

  • "no im not high, im just way cooler than u"

    LOL

  • @rahshieky r u serious, how could you not laugh at all

  • WHAT?WHAT?--that's two questions

  • @TheNormalguy64 If you're going to ask two questions, just ask one.

    If you're going to ask two questions, just ask one.

  • you carnival faced mother fucker

    i love this guy

  • Very funny, I'd pay to see him.

  • very good material

  • black Mitch Hedberg

  • Oh look, racial humor from a black dude. That has never been done before.

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  • @BloodEagle23 jokes about handlebar mustaches and going to the netherlands have nothing to do with race. you clearly werent paying attention

  • He's a funny bastard. Great stuff.

  • He is very funny, still laughing as I am typing this... is that a tear?

  • LOL man this guy was good.

  • wut? wut?

  • haha this has got to be my favorite live show. 5/5!

  • The gangster part was epic! XD

  • "Fax something for yourself"

  • I don't get what's funny about that part. What is it?

  • This video is π long!!!

  • You carnival face mutherphuker

  • easily the funniest comedian I've seen on college humor

  • loved the handlebar mustache part.

  • They should subtitle the CH Live episodes; I can't understand a lot of this...

  • I'm not English and I can understnad 100%

  • I'm not English either and I can't understand. So yeh there you go.

  • Woo, the Netherlands ftw :)

    Great stand-up.

  • what's with all these jokes? I thought I was on the CH page

  • Its part of CH thus the sign in the background : College Humor Live

  • flame wars lol

  • cant we just make comments on the video and not make bomb on peoples religion im so tired of that shit man

  • you carnival faced motherfucker

  • THEY WERE GOOD KIDS AND EAGER TO LEARN.....IT WAS A VERY FULLFILLING EXPERIENCE lmao idk why thats so funny to me

  • SOOO funny lol

  • lol ppl think im always high aswell

  • omfg this guy is awesome and ppl are always thinking im high too lol fucking awesome

  • What? What?

  • i thought he waz ok but not gr8

    i prefer jake and amir

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  • HAHAHAHAHA LMAO.!

  • yamacas at 1:25

  • is it weird that I noticed that too?

  • dunno

  • @TheSuperKittyGirl i saw 'em too. you can't really miss 'em. ^^'

  • i've always thought this cat was hilarious and he did not disappoint.

  • that was awesome

  • "wha?!wha?! thats two questions"

    ROFL xD

  • people always think I'm high all the time too. And Im not...just sometimes..

  • this guys aweosome 5 stars

  • HA that guy rocks he's so funny

  • i didnt get it......

  • how did you not get any of this

  • lord i have tears in my eyes that was so funny! xD he said "the only thing i wanna hear comin out of your mouth is slinkies and kazoos." roflmao!

  • i cant understand 1 word your saying!

  • awesome stand up!!

  • ahhhh man. soooo funny.

  • fuckking hilarious

  • funny as fuck

  • the new end sound really has grown on me. sure it will never be as good as the "huh!", but it is now time to welcome the guitar sound and truely embrace it.

  • i agree

  • NEVER!

    HUH 4 life

  • shh

  • wow a jew would wear a yamika thing to this

  • do u even know why boys were yamikas?

  • I see jew ppl... lol

  • dutch is super :p x

  • He has tons of methods of humor!

  • I would like to see Angelina Jolie adopt some white babies! That would be a switch!

  • "are yall gonna poor some more champagne on these bitches" hahahah XD gr8

  • Finally a good CH Live!

  • Wow! !!!Hannibal didn't just kill that set, he fucking provided the fBI with ambigous ass clues to buffalo bills whereabouts.... and then he fuckin' bit it's damn face off...and he ATE it! with some fava beans and sh*t!!!!

  • If it was a white guy talking about black babies, everyone would think its racist....

    Not that it should be considered so. This guy is hilarious!

  • no... people wouldn't. only YOU with some sort of white guilt thinks so. i can name 8 comedians off the top of my head that have similar jokes in their set, and there is no outcry. get over it whitey... and yes, i know you are white. your name is DYLAN for chrissakes...

  • they dont have to talk about it. famous white women do it all the time lol

  • i love this guy

  • His gangsta bit was hysterical!

  • fuck off

  • eat my dick fag

  • @bigchicken24

    pretty sure jewish people like to laugh too man...infact I'm positive the do.

  • Hey watch your mouth - Fuck r u so upset about.

  • excuse me i happen to be jewish

    do u have a problem with that

    because i have a problem with ur attitude

    people like u r wat is going to make us have another holocaust

    think about wat u r writing next time u trash a religion

    do u even know wat a zionist is !!!!!!!!!

    even though i am mad at u jews r everyones friend so i forgive u

  • @bringitongirlfriend1 Do you even know your religion in any way shape or form?

  • she probably doesn't :D

  • for ur information i go to a jewish school with duel cariculum so half the time at school i learn american/ english stuff

    but most of the time we learn about the torah and navi chumash ect... and i know hebrew

    and wat gives u the right to question my knoledge u dont know me or were i come from to even be able to ask such a rude question

  • @bringitongirlfriend1

    Word, what give anyone the right to question anyones knowledge when they dont even know where your comin from.

  • @luckylatio77 thank u

    at least someone has common sense

  • meh dude just ignore them aye they're called trolls check college humor they made a vid on them lol

  • @bringitongirlfriend1 That's great. You're still ignorant. Another holocaust? Gtfo.

    And it's not a rude question, it's a pretty straightforward question based on your shitty use of grammar paired with some pretty ignorant bland statements that don't really make you seem like you've put much depth into anything you're saying.

  • @jellybean454 I like what your saying, I like who you're saying it to and I like your concise delivery. thank you for saying what everyone else was thinking.

  • @Maloficu trust me not everyone waz thinking that so dont go sayin things are facts when they arnt

    gosh! and u people keep saying i am a bad grammar person when u guys r trying to make opinions into facts that just piss's me off

  • @bringitongirlfriend1 you should work on that english stuff a little harder

  • @bringitongirlfriend1 wtf is a yamika? Congratz on misspelling the name of your jew hats. its yamalke

  • @cris5949 gosh i am not a good speller thanx 4 makin me feel bad about that

  • what a smart comment....

  • @bigchicken24 what the hell is your problem dude? i'm not gonna change your mind about anything cuz that's your opinion, but you don't know who could be reading this ish. be a bit more respectful man.

  • That's so true; thou shall fuck up the world.

    It's actually in the jewish texts.

    You sir are truly inspiring.

    Now take your exclamation marks and foul mouth and leave.

    Wanker.

  • gtfo noob and stop commenting are you on your period?

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  • because necklaces with crosses are soooooooo much more common than yamalkas... that's like asking why can people wear hats without being criticized, but when you sport a turban, people shit on you..

  • can't we all just get along

  • The Black Mitch Hedberg, I love it

  • kinda true!

  • @dorkrockcorkrod thats pushin it....

  • WHAT? WHAT?

    that's two questions

  • @allseeingeyes93

    guess what.....you're a racist prick that no one likes, fucking faggot

  • and i can see you getting far in life ..

  • OMG!!! lol, there's 2 jewish guys in the front row wearing keephas

  • funny shit dawg!!!

  • lmao!

  • what? what? that's 2 questions

  • HUH!

  • @ZeldaTimeline Respect the HUH! Respect it!!

  • Fax something for yourself.. hahahah

  • lmao i do unicycle ahah love it!

  • EPIC!!

  • what what lmao

  • That was funnier than some of the crap comedians they have...I still miss the 'HUH'

  • too bad the audience is louder than the comedian, who the f did the audio for this they should be fired man lol

  • hey man... I tried my best

  • oh I saw him on John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show!

  • Seems like the guy is doing a good thing for a worthy cause.

  • % stars despite that lame ass guitar noise.

  • What!? What!?

  • Funny!

  • This guy's goin' places... FUNNY places!

  • I BET THE JEWS DID THIS.

  • that was hilarious!

    WHAT?WHAT? that was 2 questions lolol

  • i am from holland :D

  • huh

  • that dude is making fun of Dutch people, comeon man. Am i saying things about americans or african/american? no...

  • You don't do stand up, that's why.

  • He's making fun of Dutch people because they can take a joke, and the jokes aren't even offensive.

    Only dumb Dutch people voting PVV would be offended.

    ftr: I'm Dutch

  • hahaha, yeah, we can take jokes, we're not easily offended.

    You're right about the people voting for PVV haha! +1

  • @MasterBram23 well im voting for geert and im not offended

    bet you like getting blown up by crazy muslims

    you aint dutch if you aint voting for pvv

  • yeah right, cuz all that muslims do is blowing u up right?

    really if we send all foreigners out our economy is fcked,

    seriousily Geert should think of the consequences more.

  • @MasterBram23 do you have any idea how much it costs to recieve and send foreigners out?

    do you have any idea how much it costs to pay them for just sitting around?

    10 different child supports while only 1 child is in our country

    and his plans are to send out those who commit criminal offences (wich are alot of them)

    im not saying their all bad but the majority seems to be

    i have 2 cousens that got stabbed by them while just having a good time on a friday night

    and im not a racist

  • so do you know muslims who want to blow themselves up? Besides, Geert Wilders may have a little point, and no one seems to stop him, everyone knows that there are only this little muslims who actually do commit acts of violence and extremism. Or do you dare claiming Geert wilders doesn't lie?

    O, and by the way, youtube has this beautiful function called 'reply' which makes it possible to react directly and skip the @ AND the name of the person you're reacting to. Just saying.

  • @kwal89 lol dude they are trying to stop him

    they put him infront of a court

    so they all will benefit from him loseing

    they get alot of cash from taking in foreigners

    plus last time we voted he won by far

    so now they are scared terrorist will focus on the netherlands if wilders get things to say around here

    but we could talk on for hours about this so ill end it with this messege

    this isnt a video about politcs anyway