Massage Video - Calve and Leg Massage

[Muwt]

She could tell you how to change a tyre and it'd still be theraputic.

[redstripe19]

i literally caught myself with my mouth open and my eyes half shut. i bet i looked retarded.

[rachelm10100]

No rancid oil.

[shansky1]

The part at the end ruins it! I was drifting into bliss and then it startled me.

[slash132007]

and then maybe warm it up in a paaaaaannnnnnn before you use it...zzzzzzzzzzz

[less01]

hahhahaa yes PANNNNNN

[sillyrabbitman8]

there should be a sound board app for her that would be awsome

[usgitmo38]

"warm it up in a pan before you use it" Lita needs to paton that statement

[lala80schick]

@Battlefield2Pilot my boyfriend tried massaging my feet and i kicked him in the face by accident because it tickled so much

[Battlefield2Pilot]

I tried to get a calf massage one time. I laughed my ass off the whole time because it tickled so much

[BrooklynEagle]

Damn, her massage clips are really on point! Man...if that woman gave me a full-body rubdown (even just a backrub), I'd become a vegtable right there on the fuckin' spot. I know it.

[MrHotdog55555]

I would love to feel that leg all day long, beautiful soft smooth legs

[MrLuckyyellowsocks]

Do you know, although I'm ashamed to admit it, I know most of the dialogue to this from memory alone, it's that damned voice it's just so addictive,lol!

[jestand]

@MrLuckyyellowsocks Hahahah!  Me too!

[jess696]

i would pay serious money to hear what it would sound like if Lita and Bob Ross had a child...

[95ELin3]

I wish she was my mom... That would be great ;-)

[jelleyman123]

if i had 50,000,000 i will give her 20 grand a massage for 2 hours

[fattynutella]

her husband must be so lucky.

[nameless989]

its hard to watch these late at night i always tend to fall asleep! but these lita videos have been extremely helpful to me i give my gf massages all the time and put her to sleep n she returns the favor aswell...thx lita!

[Scuggz]

i just got an erection.?

[mrsspike1]

what kind of sheets to you use? The salons I work at have just regular bed sheets and I have to diaper drape rather then the draping technique you use.

[Tylerrrrrrr7]

2 people would rather be listening to a combination of deathmetal and cats dying.

[dvarn16]

@Tylerrrrrrr7 I listen to death metal every single day. But this still tops it.

[m3rmaid1985]

Heaven is a place on Earth; it's called Lita's Massage Bed!

[xChaosBrotherx]

2 people are justin bieber fans

[kingizfresh]

Thank You LITA!!

[xxMoonlitShadowxx]

Omg.. I was so relaxed that I just knocked over my drink.

[xxMoonlitShadowxx]

Who knew massage oil was so complex?

[bigboy9444]

2 people are deaf 

[datblackrose]

I really all depends. Her voice I mean. She'll always have the most soothing voice any one will ever know, But when it's darker, and there are less people around she gets more focused and speaks more softly. But no matter what she is still " For the Win" :p

[datblackrose]

@datblackrose It*

[XAmyluvsMcrX]

Anyone else get a fright at the end of the video? :L

[madknifeman]

@XAmyluvsMcrX yea haha



[rebeccalovesbrandon1]

is that her home?

[Callanizy]

Why is one of the related videos a wreslting video? D:

[Roniboney]

say pan again

[less01]

@Roniboney hhahhahaahahah I thought I was the only one who collapsed with that line ahhaa

[jestand]

@Roniboney Right?!!

[slash132007]

@Roniboney 69th like :D!!!

[kikiAlo]

Her voice is like a good soft gentle massage to my testicles

[trackstaar]

@kikiAlo LOL

[themindfreak6]

i can barely type

[WeedHustler09]

i have a feeling on my back when i listen to her voice

[zScottzz]

I like the way she says pan. lol

[duke503]

Rancid! She used a disgusting word that makes most people recoil at the mere thought of it, but when SHE says it you might think to yourself, "Mmmm, yes ... rancid." Then, of course, fall asleep.

[PoppaBlue59]

@duke503 LOL! Ain't it the truth!

[craffte]

@duke503 LOL!!!!! omg that's so funny...and true "yeeees, Lita...raaaaanciid, yess..."

[PoppaBlue59]

"Okay...we need another body from the disection lab. This one is starting to go bad".

[Icemilk15]

@johnwayne1256

[XxprodigyxXdangler]

love her voice. i bet she gives great handjobs

[WhisperLog]

I love how her voice is like shouting @ 0:37 but then she gets all quiet @ 0:41

[mjthekingofmusic52]

@WhisperLog AND THEN MAYBE warm it up in a pan.

[LepaLutkica]

"Long storkes are really relaxing...." No, Lita. Your VOICE is REALLY RELAXING

[JACKMJJ]

i love lita

[XxXLyX]

i love the way how she says "....you might want to keep your massage oil in the fridge, and then warm it up in a pan before you use it" so tingly :D

[JJKGatorsfan]

Lita Videos are seriously the best thing to happen to youtube ever.

[icemna53]

omg my brain has never tinkled so much from hearing a voice. i need to meet this woman and get a massage.

[luckylibra1ady]

whats the name of the girl on the table ?

[Timoleon54]

@luckylibra1ady

Kate.

[luckylibra1ady]

whats the name of the girl on the table.

[TeslaDRay]

she's cool.

[danbar22]

i bet her happy endings are intense

[toongilly]

"or maybe you can warm it up in a pan" so soothing :)

[sweeperchick]

If I were the person on the table, my leg would be twitching...I'm too ticklish for full body massages :(

[jolielaide1975]

@sweeperchick Yes, I'm the same way unfortunately. My idea of pure torture would be a foot massage...

[darrylhaynes]

this was posted back in 2007....i hear she passed away in 2009.....cancer.....i dont know how true it is....i hope not...

[billnwot]

@darrylhaynes no she is still alive

[reedeema]

@darrylhaynes lita could never get cancer she is to good af a person and god couldnt be so bad ;)

[skiizzle]

@darrylhaynes she is still alive, she has recently released a relaxation video on youtube about a week or two ago...

[hthrvrgn]

ahhhh whenever i can't sleep, this does the trick.

[Jiaxis]

Screw cryogenics, Lita can put me to sleep for Millenia!

[Baronpoopjello]

Lita is the ideal female voice, hell I even imagine having a husband that has her exact voice, feminine and everything. :D

[MJsBabiiex29]

ohheemmgee,. i haad thhe wrosst headache iin thhe worsstt waay., turned thiis on&&yhhu caan guess whhat happened(:

[BARPOBARPO]

for a BRIEF moment at 0:40, Lita turns it up a notch. amazing how she really has a few different levels of speaking voice in these clips; a serious, almost medically oriented voice liek this, the narrative relaxation audio voice she does for the cd's, and the original "Dreamtime" voice she uses in the clips with the brownish dress.

we got a whisper of that at :40. impossible to resist

[kitten0183]

id let lita massage my calvs any time..

[singinglawnchair]

I was so relaxed before that ad for Veoh showed up at the end... nearly made me jump out of my seat! D=

[Erinwolfrus]

oh god lol, does massage oil really go rancid? I never knew that.

[Dessun]

If its made from plant oil, then eventually it will. Usually takes quite long.

[cbinda]

Lita I love you!

[hthrvrgn]

she does the same thing as victoria sprigg with always keeping physical contact once she starts massaging the client.

[vrttlesn]

How the hell does the camera guy stay awake you can't resist litas power's no one can.

[Dude0096]

listen to lita at 1:12-1:13 - then the camera man says to another guy in the background at 1:14 "did you hear what she said?" then 5 secs later he says to lita repeat that again please

[coxbrowntrent]

i'm an US Navy Veteran and to all my fellow veterans i recomend all of Lita's videos.

@ 00:41 the way she says"MAYBE WARM IT UP IN A PAN BEFORE YOU USE IT" sounds like music in my ears. THUD ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE

peace out

[Imperioli1992]

Your comment made me laugh out loud. I thought l was the only one that felt that way, thanks for making my morning happier lol!

[coxbrowntrent]

you are welcome glad i could help

[rogermoore27]

You want her to rubs your lips?

[MrNerdish07]

If her massages are anything like her voice, then she probably gives the BEST massages ever.

[DirtAndFlatlandBMXer]

i would love a massage by her

[rogermoore27]

she controls her tone very well, giving graceful curvature to her voice. Ahhhh......

[jjmdirector]

I got it....Lita is a Mutant. she has a hypnotic voice that puts people to sleep... awesome power!

[addicted2cokezero]

does any one else's brain just get all tingly like mine when i hear her? so weak. can barely type....

[emmajpatton]

yeah. i've tried to discribe the sensation to other people but they don't seem to get it. too bad 4 them.

[springsteel333]

mine does too, she calms the nerves, relaxes the senses, and reminds you how cool massage really is.

[MJJMusicVideos]

@addicted2cokezero Me too, I'm so tired, I've watched every single Lita video on youtube

[astrickmonkey]

@addicted2cokezero YES!

[TheJohan9595]

@addicted2cokezero i feel the same way , lol :o

[WebkinzCuddlesKP]

@addicted2cokezero

I could barely click!

[less01]

@addicted2cokezero I`m an architecture student and I`ve been listening to these videos for almost three years now ahahah and I cant get enough it helps me go to sleep in an instant

[iamsoooeuro]

The way she says "warm it up in a pan" is so amazingly soothing -- almost to the point that it actually makes me dizzy. Woooosh!

[Skullit2theMax]

anyone Else Notice She Has a Southern Accent

whe She Goes

" Alot of the New Massage Oils ( Neow ) "

Anyone Else Notice?

[jessicatron]

i dont think that's southern. to me, her accent is pure california.

[Skullit2theMax]

Maybey Shes just Like My Aunt

She Says ( Miwk ) instead of Milk , and Like...... Fock instead of Fog.. haha ( True Story )

[Sparkel205]

i LOVE the way she says almond oil.... thumbs up!~

[twiggyiggy08]

warm it up in a pan, that gets me everytime gotta put it back so i can hear it again and again

[TheM47chM4k3r]

Her vids need to be longer. Her voice is fantastic

[hthrvrgn]

love her voice. it makes me feel tickley. there's no other way to describe it.

[hthrvrgn]

what's wrong with that?

[hthrvrgn]

because you're bitching like a little bitch.

[Memphis35]

jew

[rogermoore27]

she will rule you.

[JoeJonasLovesMe523]

She has such a nice voice.....its like she's relaxing ur brain....lol XD

[kitten0183]

she means use all of your thumb, rather than the tips of your thumb to spread out the pressure being given. so its not just the tops giving the massage, yet the whole thumb! hope that made sense lol

[kitten0183]

Heaven lol

[Gabiwynne]

she has such a relaxing voice!

[Ashmaker0]

I wonder what it sounds like when she gets fucked

[kitten0183]

dont your hands get sore after all that?

[satindesire]

They can sometimes if the have a lot of clients in one day, but most of the time no, because massage therapists get used to it from their training. Like any other body part, their hands get stronger and more used to exercise as they learn and treat their clients.

[colashanacogh]

shes too old, i would fuck her daughter

[colashanacogh]

lol wtf?

[dreww42]

your voice is beautiful. im 19 and full of energy, but i feel so relaxed when i watch or listen to your videos.

your voice is a gift. its love and nurturing to my soul.

loooooooooooooooooooooove

[xTooLRooLzX]

man thats how i feel.

[rogermoore27]

this looks like it feels wonderful

[stonesour3366]

Did this with my gf except we used pam and she got an infection....

lmao jk

[ilovelowes]

hahaha im dying XD

[stonesour3366]

LOL, to be honest i don't even remeber typing that HAHA because it was so long ago. i made myself laugh haha

[xabial12]

idont get it

[sirmatt181]

not that hard its a massage it feels good no brainsurgery

[logansowner]

Fantastic, her voice is amazing, almost as good as getting a real massage.

[dedrickp]

She Is Good. I decided to not look at the video and just listen to her voice...........soooooo relaxing.

[Graphic36]

I actually do this a lot. Leave it in the background while I'm doing other web related tasks.

[Memphis35]

like looking at porn?

[breakinrachel]

That's funny I do the same thing! :)

[rogermoore27]

dont listen to her voice while driving though. You might sleep at the staring wheel. Her voice is too soothing.

[GeorgeGilbertMagic]

yeh she got a real soft voice, we wouldn't be able to hear her without the voice projecter

[aaqib92]

y the hell is the masseau having a walkie-talkie??

[conallmacegan]

I think it's a wireless microphone so they can record her audio. I think that's what's clipped on her right shoulder.

[ChrisRenucci]

This is a wireless Microphone, this types are also used for many live broadcasting shows on TV.

[sirtinycreep]

This woman should consider doing relaxation voice therapy too. Good.

[hipervision]

mmm she does actually

[mercyhurstchic]

I sure can use a nice calf massage.

[duncanjwebster]

Massages are the best thing on the planet. Everyone should get them regularly. I wish I could afford my own personal massage therapist...

[Nemisis2290]

i wish i could afford a massage period xD