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person1: two years ago i was walking up a moutain eating a bannah i droped the bannah i sliped on the bannah fell down the moutain and broke every bone in my body except my tounge.

person 2: tounges dont have bones do they?

person 1: SHUT UP!

gets me everytime! XD

flowersandledwo 5 days ago

funny thumbs up if you agree

yuan1705 5 days ago

Hope those guys got commando pro

ImaGplaystation3 5 days ago in playlist More videos from machinima

"I don't want to get Zombie eaten" Catches me everytime xD

KushKushish 5 days ago

I want ice cream. The guy at 2:34 makes me laugh every time.

doubleXsniper247 5 days ago

what da fook is a zombay? haahhahaha

xXBOXEXASXx 5 days ago

man its so cold out here. (icecream tunE) oh i want ice cream

milkntreyu2326 6 days ago

lol black saying yo man whats wrong with you

giantmidget36 6 days ago

ice cream wtf

DatSiiCkGaMEr 6 days ago

What the fuck is a TURNIP!!!?

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TheDavidBlu 6 days ago

are you gonna be a pussy or jump with me :) XD

QuatariansOfJupiter 6 days ago

XD XD XD SO FUNNY :D

He4dl3ssturkey 1 week ago

1,781 zombies disliked this

mansmith34561 1 week ago

I want icecraem

2001bless 1 week ago

i want ice cream!

XxNOOBKILLA44 1 week ago

I thought he was gonna say, "i used to be a pussy, then i took an arrow to the knee". but that was made after this.

sk8erboy70 1 week ago

scooby doo "reah" at 1:55

obz211 1 week ago

1:00 lol I DONT WANT TO GET ZOMBIE EATIN

Allstar564 1 week ago

i dont want to be zombie eaten. lol

MrCrackhead33 1 week ago

Haha I like this video

cynthia010608 1 week ago

0:08 ME: WTF OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TheSonOfMegatron 1 week ago

2:12 I think everybody knows that his sniper was scarying him the most i mean WTH he uses WA2000 with thermal and heartbeatsensor 0.0 thats so freaking scary

tygerboy18 1 week ago

ice cream i want ice cream lol

Thomasbear123 1 week ago

R.I.P mw2

flashbanger1567 1 week ago

This game is so dead on ps3 and psn said they were banning bullshit

xXJAK3D0ggXx 1 week ago

Ramirez! Break every bone in your body and fix them with your tongue!

SuperThisfails 1 week ago 13

i love watching this he still a pussy i bet :P thumbs if u agree

mellowboa 1 week ago

Is anybody wondering why he was walking up a mountain? LOL

starocean247 1 week ago

@starocean247 And Why Was He Eating A Banana? Lol

MythicksToxic 1 week ago

ITS A KIND OF VEGETABLE

MASTERXGAMR 1 week ago

ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

ccx325 1 week ago

so funny

MrMubarak82 1 week ago

super funny makes me laugh evry time

vikingkiller123 1 week ago

"Two years ago I was walking up the mountain eating a Banana. I dropped my banana. I slipped on the banana, and fell down the mountain, and broke every bone in my body!...Except my tongue! Thanks to my tongue, I fixed all my bones back together again. And from that moment onwards, I knew...I WASN'T A PUSSY ANYMORE! Best story of MW2

BHWinged 1 week ago

I WANT ICECREAM

gallitzingamers 1 week ago

XD

Ghostermi 1 week ago

hahahaha

jrmocoy1 1 week ago

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TheZeeqHD 1 week ago

my aunt's boyfriend is british!!!i might show him this

shadowkiller4000 1 week ago

they should really make a sequel to this on mw3

no1ridah 1 week ago

have u guys noticed something poping out of the fence at 2:33 of the vid

ElementGuns12 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

Ha? Mw2 was the best Call Of Duty made by far ;)

lIIIIlllIllIIIlllllI 2 weeks ago

Holy shit nice vedeio

catdaddyrapper 2 weeks ago

The guy at 0:06 sings better than Justin Bieber

Sickling3 2 weeks ago 31

I only say this coz Dex is my idol and this is funny :-D

ZissAnaconda 2 weeks ago

(i actually said this)

drama teacher: and the person is a demon

me: whats a demon?

drama teacher: somthing evil

me: oh, you mean a turnip?

megavirus403 2 weeks ago

@DIGITALsnip hey wats ur problem am youst asking that's rude

lolwtf9009 2 weeks ago

That guys voice sounds like daxflame! the guy at the end.

138Chel 2 weeks ago

Omg you guys crazy xD

javier12808 2 weeks ago

Love the WAW music

xXxZodiacSFxXx 2 weeks ago

k guys stay stealthy

C0dplayerproductionz 2 weeks ago

XDDDDDDDDDDD BUENISIMO COÑO

AdictoAQNHV 2 weeks ago

do you know what a zombie is oh a knid of vedgteable

TheHaloghost56 2 weeks ago

a zombie is a vegetable and a turnip at the same time

WorldWideKiller24 2 weeks ago

what the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK is a zombie

SuperWestpower 2 weeks ago

what fuck is zombie???!!!!???

Bandit3748 2 weeks ago

@Bandit3748 He didnt day fuck he said fook XD

TyM2GoRaCiNg 2 weeks ago

Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darkworldkiller999 2 weeks ago

is it a kind of vegetable?

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yellowcodeprograms 2 weeks ago

WTF?!?!?!?! Black ops song in mw2???

lolwtf9009 2 weeks ago

@lolwtf9009 This song was in Black Ops, but was originally from World At War. :P

Golman750 2 weeks ago

@lolwtf9009 whats the song called

buddythedog12345 2 weeks ago

@lolwtf9009 lts world at war dumass

DIGITALsnip 2 weeks ago

Ii want ICE-CREAM!!!!!

TheKickles 2 weeks ago

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Nathanzina 2 weeks ago

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sampizza006 2 weeks ago

WAT THE FOOK IS A ZOMBIE?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

justbOring29 2 weeks ago

1:20 to 1:52 sounds epic

justbOring29 2 weeks ago

o u mean a turnip?

SuperY0shi64 2 weeks ago

Whats with the girl fingering her self in related videos?

Sickling3 2 weeks ago

Guy 1: What the fuck is a zombie?

Guy 2: The people things, they don't like u and they want to eat you....

Guy 1: OH U mean a TURNIP?

love it. Makes me laugh every time

Breyerhorseluver100 2 weeks ago 31

Oooooooooooooo icream :3 I WANT ICECREAM

MagicFingaaz1268 2 weeks ago

Wat tha fock is a zombie!!

Lol

qwerasdfzxcv34ify 2 weeks ago

Polacy :D

arekurban999 2 weeks ago

1772 people missed the scaffolding

DeadEye123100 2 weeks ago

wat the fack is a zoimbyee

angelwavy23 3 weeks ago

thumbs up if u wanted ice cream after this

angelwavy23 3 weeks ago

whats a turnic?

sewarforlife 3 weeks ago

What the fook iis a Zombeh?

CeeDeertyCommentarys 3 weeks ago

What the fook iz a zombyee?

black0193 3 weeks ago

Whaaat theee fack is a zommbiiieeh? lol

TheConvexDR 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos

ICE CREAM!!!

wolfwild432 3 weeks ago

notice that the rangers have american acents english accents and scotish accents

jamacinbulldog 3 weeks ago

like if u still play mw2

91Reymysterio 3 weeks ago 113

@91Reymysterio like if mw2 was a fuckin epic game!!!!

mrrawballs39 2 weeks ago

@91Reymysterio u got a ps3

cbunch4 1 week ago

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You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and say "Tango down

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PanosGiwrgos 3 weeks ago

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@yankees3936 fail there's not no 62 in a minute./And this is his comment[Anyone notice the prone guy at 1:62?

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krazyboy6201 3 weeks ago 3

WUT DA FOOK IZ A ZUMBEEH

TheNinjaLettuce 3 weeks ago

Anyone notice the prone guy at 1:62?

yankees3936 3 weeks ago

o u mean a turnip *guy gets shot* LMFAO xD

Yung33Stunna 3 weeks ago

Did u say Zombeey!?! :D

jellybellyfan 3 weeks ago

00:07

xXblackrayXx 3 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA * zombie! zombie? zombie?!?! zombie....? what the fock is a zombie?

Skillshotzable 3 weeks ago

i dont want to get zombie eaten lol

RGsoldierboii24 3 weeks ago

0:31 - one of those noobs with heartbeat... >-<

ReloadingFX 3 weeks ago

thanks to my tongue i fixed all my bones back together again! and at that moment i realized that i wasnt a pussy anymore! lmfao rofl

CrazyFilmz14 3 weeks ago

what da fook is a zombie?? lol

CrazyFilmz14 3 weeks ago

0:08 is the best lmfao

2387tyboy 3 weeks ago

the leader is like a thinner older version of Cartman

TMCSpazF2 3 weeks ago

oh right, OH you mean a turnip! lmfao

DarthCozz 3 weeks ago

WHAT THE FOOK IS A ZOMBIE !?!

fireass22 3 weeks ago

00:32 is hilarious

crazyc515 3 weeks ago

oh u mean a turnip

divineoblivionguy 3 weeks ago

The attempt at the Aussie accent is down right hilarious! Love it

justenbeashel 3 weeks ago

what tha fock is a zombie

MultiSimpan 3 weeks ago

Wtf is a zombie? Louis

jaycasta1 3 weeks ago

ooo icecrem..... I want icecrem LOL

ARTICUNO151 3 weeks ago

0:59 i don't want to get zombie eaten LOL

elsteve13 3 weeks ago

what the fuck is a zombie!?!?!?!?!

elsteve13 3 weeks ago

@elsteve13 A turnip

Dighitalkill3r 3 weeks ago

Are these the guys who do "Sanity Not Included?"

WingmanUnited 3 weeks ago

i used to be a pusse but i took a arrow to the knee

pyscogamer916 3 weeks ago

hol shit my ears

doni603 3 weeks ago

you dont know what a zombie is?

ISN'T IT A KIND OF VEGTABLE?

no they are bad and they wanna eat you and kill you and *blah blah blah*

OH, ITS A TURNIP!

*they all shoot him*

LOL!

WinonaTheAnimeArtist 3 weeks ago

OOOOOHH ICE CREAM... I WANT ICE CREAM. :3

MICHAELLOL29 3 weeks ago

Thumbs up if your watching this on New Year's Day

mosare13 3 weeks ago

a turnip

hommdigger 3 weeks ago

0:12

R.I.P. all headphone users :'(

WalkinDisaster16 3 weeks ago

I WANT ICECREAM

Epickarma638 3 weeks ago

what the hell......

collinc95 3 weeks ago

O you mean a turnip

7310George 3 weeks ago

R.I.P. headphone users

alin17610 3 weeks ago

wouldnt they have just respawned?

aweseb 3 weeks ago

who flagged this?

kitty707100 3 weeks ago

zombie apocalypse supplies:

.shotgun

.lmg

.assault rifle

.smg

.launcher

.pistol

.food

7techno7ful 4 weeks ago

@7techno7ful Water?

Spartan1430 3 weeks ago 18

@Spartan1430 that falls under food

7techno7ful 3 weeks ago

@7techno7ful and a toungue... XD jk

WinonaTheAnimeArtist 3 weeks ago

I WANT ICE CREAM

3770burgerShot 4 weeks ago

I WANT ICE CREAM NOW!!!!

GumballProductionzX 4 weeks ago

Really wtf is with Brits and CoD?

MafiaMan051 4 weeks ago

DREARY VOICE : WHATS HIS PROBLEM?

*ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC*

CHEERY VOICE : OH ICE CREAM! I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!! LOLZ

WinonaTheAnimeArtist 4 weeks ago

I THINK I SAW A ZOMBIE!!

A ZOMBIE?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZOMBIE?!

WinonaTheAnimeArtist 4 weeks ago

LMAO!!!!

The123456789ramon 4 weeks ago

oh you mean a turnip?*everybody shoots at him* LOL

EmotionalGirl1997 4 weeks ago

1765 people jumped off the roofs because of false zombies

xseeker339 4 weeks ago

1765 people are "a kind of vegetable"

ThatThing1And2 4 weeks ago

I don't wanna be Zombie eaten! LOL!!!!

Xcardy13 4 weeks ago

0:31 look

milescarr1 4 weeks ago

Oh you mean a turnip?

IIZTHEULTIMATE 4 weeks ago

i love the spinning guy at the beginning. freakin hilarious

peruvianlizard 4 weeks ago

@peruvianlizard ikr

ElementGuns12 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

Did anyone else notice the bag on the riot guy at 1:32 said "Kick Me."

UmmWhoTheHeckAreYou 4 weeks ago 11

@UmmWhoTheHeckAreYou LOL

Sickling3 2 weeks ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

TheGAMER178 4 weeks ago

LMFAO i luv it! "i was walking up a mountain, eating a banana, i dropped my banana, i slipped on the banana, and fell down the mountain, and broke every bone in my body."

Xxcaramelglazexx 4 weeks ago