Google Instant Testers

[VundaF]

Wow Google Instant Testers ;)

[PETKKKO]

easy for yall old guys ;; ??!!? HITTIN ENTER is such a hard work

[PETKKKO]

WOW this is so great THIS IS THE FUTUREE !!! hahahahahhah GOOGLE U LOST UR MINDS

[stevespielberg]

Google Instant is terrible.

[PETKKKO]

Google Instant Destroys Google. creating it was the biggest mistake google-team ever made, was a big fan of google , never thaught google-team is stupid untill now,

[MyVapez]

Because the general masses have been so dumbed-down, Google feels making them hit the Enter key or click the 'Search Button' utterly befuddles, perplexs, confuses and dismays dumb people...

Sadly, making system-wide changes purely based on dumb, lazy, broke and unteachable people's disabilities is chasing everyone else away, along with all of the money, which dumb broke people typically don't have.

YAY Google Adwords, targeting the dumbest and poorest masses who never buy anything online anyway!

[xlr8up]

How do I get rid of Instant taking over Google searches on my Android cell phone?? Google Instant has ruined surfing online with my cell phone!

This is the DUMBEST thing Google has ever foisted on me.

Using my HTC Android phone online is now very unproductive, Google Instant chronically forces the wrong search keywords into my search bar as I type and spits me into some random, unrelated website I don't even want??!

And here I thought Auto Complete was bad, this is vastly worse, I'm furious!!!!

[HardlineAthiest]

It ruined Google, and now you can't even turn it off, fucking lameass corporate decision that will drive Google into the ground, hard times for Google if they keep that irritating, utterly annoying instant bullshit.

These days, we have search engine choices, Google's most EPIC FAIL is this dumb technology.

Oh well, switched to Microsoft Bing after 12 years of Google loyalty. Bing isn't that bad actually, and NO GOOGLE INSTANT BULLSHIT.

Thanks to Microsoft Bing, I'm actually productive again!!!!

[Wakookaka]

@GregorGrigorio You should try "duckduckgo", it's everything google used to be.. and more :D (keyboard only surfing and the ! commands are just genious)

[comedianFA]

Thanks to you, HALF OF OUR COMPUTER FREEZE WHEN THEY WANT TO DO.

We have to click and choose disable this feature every time we search ---- WHEN CAN THEY STOP DEVELOP THOSE USELESS JUNK FLASHY FEATURES!!!!!

DEVELOP SOMETHING USEFUL!!!..

USE SOME BRAIN. (1). Such as features like DELAYED SEND. Schedule sending a email. (2). Scheduled Purchase and etc!!

THANK YOU GOOGLE.

(Vote this post up!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Megaiamepic]

1. Pause Video

2. Play Video

3. Keep pressing 2

4. Now she is dancing

[Dvb125]

@dingdongdannny just disable it

[Dvb125]

instant doesnt work with porn :-(

[R3D3S1GN]

lol stupid youtube wont let me post my comment

[wezdog1]

@dingdongdannny HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AN ARROGANT CUNT. How the FUCK can it slow you down??? tell me mate, how?? If it is too much of a distraction for you, go have some fucking Ritalin. Who is this 'we' you keep talking about, I'm pretty sure a lot more people like instant making YOU the minority.

It's funny how you assume I'm retarded and type slowly because I like a useful tool for searching. Real hero mate.

Have a COOKIE and FUCK UP :)

[wezdog1]

@dingdongdannny FUCK SAKE MATE it means u don't have to type the full search term to get what you want. If you're not sure you can INSTANTLY see the results to make sure you are getting what you want. I DONT CARE HOW FAST YOU CAN TYPE I can tell you're a bullshitter anyway. Don't worry though mate, Google have thought of arrogant pricks like you and have given you the option to turn it off so STOP FUCKING WHINING.

[jacline28]

i dont get it, it doesnt work for me, anyone can help?

[wezdog1]

@dingdongdannny Dude are you fucked up? Instant makes searching so much quicker. I'm glad you are proud of being able to type faster than a retard.

[wezdog1]

@dingdongdannny Someone is pissed coz they have shitty internet that cant handle instant. ding dong faggot

[mooglebee7]

it is good for idiots. but most of us are not. it is distracting, and SLOWER.

[grenadeer09]

"I don't have to hit enter."

Yes, because it was SO difficult to move your pinky to hit the enter key, wasn't it? Let's make a shitty new product that people can't turn off and slows your computer down as you type, shall we?

[Afzalive]

@grenadeer09 upgrade your shitty pc

[scott231us]

That guy is funny.. "I didn't have to press enter".. lol. To me, that is the one and only time savings, a .1 second to tap enter with your right pinky. However the extra processing strength with instant queries with each keystroke boggs you down .5 seconds.. So you're at a loss.. If you used auto complete before, there isn't really a time efficiency improvement.. Don't get me wrong, I love Google, but the extra frills seems to annoy by far more people, which defeats its purpose.

[PianoGod505]

I like to try new things.

[nopepsicoke]

that OLD GUY is awesome!

[onee]

@nopepsicoke He is the only guy who benefited from Google Instant. The rest of them are just lazy people.

[TheRevenantStudios]

The result update was a little scary got me by surprize, a little TOO easy at the same time feels to good I can't believe it's processing that fast, saves hands from carpal tunnel :D

[euclid2110]

0:11 He's looking at porn.

[wezdog1]

@euclid2110 Hahahahahahaaha!!

[Cornychicken101]

at 0:11 thats what she said!

[ZachTLehner]

0:41 LMFAO

[samuelphantom]

for an old man who has to look the keyboard to search and press enter it might work, but for the rest of us its useless

[phareouh]

WOW i Dont need to Hit enter ANYMORE , GOD THAT WAS HARRRRRRRRRRD

[fuss101]

How does that old man know even know how to turn on a computer

[uniquesolutionseu]

Test what exactly how to type? i am pretty sure even a monkey as others have said can now search

[flguy2]

I smell a meme brewing with old guy. Where are all the spoofs??

[21bodgie]

what a total mess..google tries to make more money and ends up looking like the next microsoft.

[keenly]

lol... i bet the 'old guys' will actually find this confusing and start clinking irrelevant links before they finish typing their query

[geniusjas87]

Useless.

[MoJoSB]

I can't believe I'm the only one that hates this instant nonsense. Wow, life has passed me by I guess. Time to start using duck duck go.

[Simoneister]

@MoJoSB

OR you could turn it off. Which you can.

[mkzone13]

More "old guy".  He needs to test out everything.

[mwsource]

0:05 ::tilts head:: "Oh wow--" 

[flguy2]

@mwsource I know, what a noob.

[gotrees4]

i love the "old guy". lol

[Martiinkun]

Google, make the next typing search results fade, not just appear, its not very friendly on one's eyes.

(everyone thumbs up this so they could see this comment)

[BoogsterSU2]

Put it in the Chrome Omnibox already!

[ps13215033]

a lot more data for mobiles to be used

[pratikispagal]

The instant feature is cool but WHY is everything centered in the results? I don't like that shit.

[PawnScript]

Google > YouTube

YouTube needs a makeover

[Johanzel]

@PawnScript Google = Youtube

[PawnScript]

@Johanzel ik im just saying that Google is much better than YouTube since its more simpler

[Brambite]

@PawnScript youtube is owned by google.

[PawnScript]

@Brambite no duh it says "Powered by Google"

[Brambite]

@PawnScript well, yes. but because google buy youtube, theres google ads, and stuff.

[xan778]

@PawnScript fail

[PawnScript]

@xan778 noutroll

[BoogsterSU2]

@PawnScript Dude, the YT layout is fine. We DON'T need a new crappy layout already.

On the other hand, Instant Search should be built-in onto YouTube, too!

[PawnScript]

@BoogsterSU2 nah YT is really shitty at the moment, YT was putting gray bars without asking us or telling us theyre trying new things, and the only thing that needs to be fixed is the homepage. there are videos that no one cares like "how to blow a balloon" on the features page.

and i agree with the instant search on YT

[Th3Wab3]

please bring back the youtube playlist.. the option was great for those that didn't want all they needed to do was press off on the auto playlist!

[spankthereasoner]

Representing a demographic.

[randomviewer896]

does that not rape google search's bandwidth?

[iolle93]

That "old guy" was cool!

[eballezza]

Google keeps impresing me.

[Yannick1902]

A very nice feature. =) "I didn't have to press enter." :D

[lionrulit]

как отключить, как отключить эту хуй*ю????

"google, thanks very good Fitch"

это слишком раздражает

[BehindBen]

This could be really useful..Because you get instant feedback on your 'search term'.

Also.. these 'testimonials' seem rather fake..

Specially the old man.

[BlueSquidProductions]

This is awesome, but a lot of my Google searching is done in the Chrome Omnibox. Will Instant ever effect that?

[davidajmartinez]

@BlueSquidProductions I hope so, if they want Chrome to gain even more market share, it makes the most sense

[cavemandick]

The girl in the green shirt is HOT!!!

Anyway back to topic, I think for those of us who are heavy Google users this will help a lot. Sometimes I can spend a good 10 mins trying to get the right query for what I'm looking for and this should speed this up loads.

[daggitenator]

@cavemandick

10 minutes? What the hell are you searching for?

Web pages in Chinese?

I don't know about Chinese characters, but Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing would be a good place to brush up on your English speedtyping skillz.

...Too bad I have to opt-out of this crap. ...over and over again FOREVER.

[111axa1]

@cavemandick Well now your probably regretting that. As google instant SUCKS

[cavemandick]

@111axa1 Nope, I actually quite like it. It def speeds up my searches when I have a hard to find issue. As with everything tho, it's a matter of personal opinion! :)

[111axa1]

@cavemandick Oh well you have a point. Glad you like it :)

[MrDan3345]

Think you should calm down a little.. This isnt going to change the world, neither the new feature, nor this vid with what, four people? come on.. Personally, i love Google, but i dont get stressed because of every new feature..

[smeacythe]

" I felt that I was on crack "

[gangmugs]

all it is saves u from clicking ;|

[MrSharpndshiny]

@gangmugs This isn't really done for the sake of being more useful, IMO, it makes the search quite annoying, but, it is a good representation of technology that hasn't been done anywhere before, kudos to google.

[galileo021728]

I love you GOOGLE!!!!1!

[Jourei91]

When Google makes something new, everyone loves it.

When YouTube makes something new, everyone hates it.

[markfischoff]

@Jourei91 but you know that google makes all the youtube stuff. right?

[Jourei91]

@markfischoff

Well done understanding the irony.

[hookey6]

sounds great for people with good internet.. but for those X amount of people with poor internet, this might slow them down even more.

[acidmeat]

this is great )))

[adrianisen]

amazing!

[spyRG]

One of testers said:

I am lazy crazy stupid zombie bastard and that is exactly for me! Fuck yea... :P

[romevi]

The guy in the salmon (?) polo's reaction was exactly like mine.

[Neylonx]

@romevi hahahahaha i lol'd

i didnt know what you were on about, so i watched it again

ha im still laughing, i dunno why :)

thanks

[marktech101]

It really does save time.

[Neerobulli]

Is World Domination the next step Google? Why, yes... Yes it is

[Nerdsansintelligence]

People are getting lazier and lazier...but I guess it's useful...

[ARatedChris]

Google is getting better and better.

Keep on going guys, this is really useful.

[N00bizme]

Woah,im the 5th one to comment.Anyways,I think this is a cool new feature for the interwebs.

[TheMrPerfectboy]

I think its kinda useful.

[sm1tty5569]

"I didn't have to hit enter"

... MIND BLOWING

[tudoralexe]

@sm1tty5569 yeah, that bit sounds like its from onion news

[grez14]

@sm1tty5569 do you like it now???? i bet you dont,because is the most annoying shit ever,and you can't disable it ,why every good thing has to end

[sm1tty5569]

@grez14 I was being sarcastic but i don't really mind it



[111axa1]

@grez14 I turned it off

[ghostnr2]

lol the old guy

[erionmema1]

for dumb people!!!