Mc Cain's V.P.I.L.F. is Sarah Palin

[chelseches]

five seal flavored milkshakes!!

[childofthedarkrat]

Five out of five late model SUVs

[19zxcvbnm19]

good fuckin job MARKY

[GodsNobelPeacePrize]

She is trying to raise the economy!

[facmptr]

McCain served more time as a POW than the Obama has as a senator.

[Metallic7Dust]

and your point is...

[stevena93]

Creationists don't belive in dinosaurs, but they accept the existence of oil? What do they think it's made of, magical God juice? I'm still rating this 5 devils toothpicks.

[happyking9]

exectly. atheists stay out of the churches, so creationists should stay out of our gas stations =D

[ultimategoobah]

last time I checked creationists not only believe in dinosaurs, but they believe we lived with them.. side by side. jesus riding on a trex.

[ManaphyPrince]

Lol

[alastairguhn]

As Lewis Black once said, "They're watching the flinstones like it's a fucking documentary."

[419ratliff67]

Holy Shit!!! Its Mr clean! And he doesnt like MS Palin? Damn!

[FHomeBrew]

If you're not a painter, consider becoming one. Your analogies are awesome! I'd love to see them in a museum. "Sorry mr. polarbear" with the polarbear with a milkshake etc. Just awesome :D or the "dinosaurjuice" or "Easteregghunt"

I rate this 5 babyseal-milkshakes out of a 5 babyseal-milkshakes.

[LamboK28992]

Ehhh...she's better than Obama.

[SoloHero]

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's a good joke, I alomst thought you were serious.

[Kevbox2008]

Cool Accent -- 4 Stars

Funniness -- 4 Stars

Joe Biden Joke -- 5 Stars

Late-Model SUV Crack -- 3

Mt. Rushmore Joke -- (1) <--that's negative 1

Overall Score -- 3 "Watch just for the accent" points

btw...There are just as many Scientist who believe in Creationism as there are those who don't.

[bobalot2]

"btw...There are just as many Scientist who believe in Creationism as there are those who don't."

You are an idiot. More than 99% of biologists do not believe creationism is a viable scientific theory. Then again, if you believe in creationism as a valid scientific theory, you probably aren't great at maths either.

[Kevbox2008]

"...you probably aren't great at maths..."

Well, Mr. Angry-For-No-Reason, we can all see you're pretty good at "Englishes", aren't you!! :^)

[1337Lucky]

I gave this video 5 out of 5 hot V.P.I.L.F.S

[soap1st]

palin is not hot she looks liek shit, she looks dumb, not that type of person u would be exppteing on a minnument or a history book one day

[bdyan1]

she shots polar bear for fun for god sake

[skysilcox]

5 barrels of decomposed dinosaur juice!

[denntro]

uhh wow this video has 2 be one of the Silliest and sexiest vids online. just like me!

[assjack1]

Mark, you are brilliant.

[Gullin667]

Sorry lads, but that kitty is drier than the Sahara!

[DAKherr]

5 "I'd like to mount-her-mores!"

[Boogieflippo]

lovin your work cool

peace

stephen

[Urbanheckler]

captain

[Urbanheckler]

RRRRRRRRRRRRR HRRRRRR- there she blows

[lakebug1]

Is that a surgical scar I saw on your sclap must be from a prior lobotomy. Kill yourself please!

[Ninja4Norris]

Mark... you suck!

[Zwartekaka]

You know I really wanna do Sarah palin. But I usually don't like woman who I am doing on top of me you knwo what I mean? ;).

[fghtffyrobesity]

Palin is a terrible candidate for VP.

This video is also terrible. It lacks humor in all ways possible.

[better22cen]

How will the Crypt Keeper and the lady who keeps shitting out kids suppose to have time to run a country? She shit out so many kids that even her kid is starting to shit out kids. Palin isn't 1 heartbeat from the presidency; she'll one sweaty heartpounding heartattack beat from the presidency!

[Niemer82]

a bikini babe palin calendar in my garage... mhm I'm really in doubt

[fredengh]

If this guy does comedy for a living I don't know how he eats. Polar bear jokes, are you serious? What is this, summer camp?

[AskCarrieLee]

445th.

[howdyhowdy5]

Awesome commentary. Lets all pray for oil!

[MrHollick]

A baby seal flavored Milkshake... OMG thats freakin funny stuff!!!

Keep on filming man!

[Mawtan]

The fake accent is really bad Dude.

[crossinashes]

Dude are you serious, he's Scottish

[northernopaltrader]

creationism =fairy tale for adults ,the fucked up thing is ,they dont know that ,they probably still wait for the tooth fairy ,or perhaps fucking father christmas,these are descendants of fucking witch burners 500 years ago ,its sad to think that with all our brains these fuckers are so stupid ,lets face it kiddys you will all die so get used to the idea you know maybe some of you will turn into white doves and the others might turn into fruit bats ,the end of the world is nigh ha ha bloody ha

[bunbot05]

LMAo man i agree with u dude hahaha dis is too funny im with ya 100 percent hahaha hellnawh..dis too funny lol and it true so wtf

[Musthunt5]

5 vpilfinators out of 5

[tttaylor18]

The economic ideology of Phil Gramm as economic adviser to John McCain , who if elected will be Americas, (Sec. of treasury) is much worse than Bush, Gramm will seek to poison the patient in order to make it better, Americans wake up!! Sec Gramm will usher in the great 1929 depression with his inept ideology of 100% deregulation and releasing the wolves to weed out the weak or less important poor., just remember How ever bad it gets Gramm says stop crying and invest wisely next time.

[mogadishnu]

this guy is a fuckwit.

[aphterphoto]

That was pretty weak dude. Why are you growing a belt loop on your ear? How do you think that's going to look when you're too old to try to fit in with that fucked up crowd you're running with.

[j9dakine]

I think it was great and true.

My country sadly are a bunch of blind puppets.

They side with whoever they think is the biggest bully. And they are more concerned with the elusive, non-exsistant "american dream" than world peace. And they call themselves pro-life? Think about it folks. If you can think beyond your own backyard.

[gunnerfan69]

Maybe if pray hard enough you'll get funny again. Meh. Probably not. Click on my user name and watch my son score 3 goals! Mon the 'Thistle!!!

[pjperalta]

Palin president? Right, then the US can invade Russia and take their oil as well!

[eventide925]

I five it five seal flavored milk shakes up!

[Bama006]

what a waste of time, go talk about someone else...

[ttsilionis]

I guess this is where the retarted get to post their videos.

[Merkava56]

Hey dude! Having a little meth with your lucky charms eh???

[taylor76006]

Actually, in her 2006 gubernatorial debate, Palin stated that she thought BOTH (creationism & EVOLUTION) should be taught in schools.I see that most of your vid is political banter & humor.Parts were funny. However, I find that Ur mockery of the existence of God not as funny.If you think that everything your eyes behold, began with a random spark,so be it.But don't mock me because I believe a higher power,a Deity, God, was involved.I believe in Big Bang theory. God said it, & BANG it happened.

[idgirl97]

well, creationism shouldn't be taught. so she's still a dumb religious zealot.

[taylor76006]

Hey idgirl97, Let me make sure I understand you correctly... explaining BOTH sides, or ALL sides of how LIFE came about(evolution, big bang, creationism, etc) to let PEOPLE DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES is stupid? Shouldn't be taught? Why are so many afraid of explaining possibilities and letting people decide? So what if I believe in a higher power? You should respect my opinions/beliefs as I should respect yours...

[Ninja4Norris]

Sence evolution has been disprooven sence the 1950's its a wonder how, or moreso...why it needs to be taught. If you just teach facts, then there wouldn't be anybdy to believe in that stupid theory. The only reason they do still teach evolution is because the idea of an athiest believing in God woudl be unthinkable. Look it up there any many quotes on there only reason why for still teachign that stupid theory which is not scientific at all.

[taylor76006]

Personally, I think there is a reason that the saying "There is no such thing as an atheist in a fox hole." I think when we are at our most vulnerable moment, when we realize how frail life is, it is at that time we appreciate/embrace the magnitude and strength of our creator.

[madhatter1334]

There are no atheists in foxholes because they do not believe in them :P

[taylor76006]

Last Comment - Think about this (learned about this in college astronomy). If you place a marble at 1 end the universe and place a 2nd marble at the other end (and there was no other planets/stars)..eventually, they would come together. IOW, in order for life to exist on earth, ALL other planets/stars MUST exist in a perfect harmonious balance with earth. For that to happen by CHANCE, is a bigger leap of faith then to think that God created it that way... IMHO. Peace

[milansc]

hahaha

well said mate

[twitchyneko]

D: I love you, Mark Day.

[gregoryjniwa]

get back on the boat you came over here on

go home and put your skirt on

we don't need people like you in north america

[raaarga]

Yeah and we need you ignorant racists here. Fuck you.

[gregoryjniwa]

there was nothing racists about my comment

I kinda like the scots...with the bags that make all that noise when you blow into them

as as for your personal feelings about me..thats ok

at 27 years of age you think you know everything but you don't know shit

have a nice day..... asshole!

[raaarga]

Nothing racist about your comment? Really, dickwad? Read what you wrote.

"get back on the boat you came over here on

go home and put your skirt on

we don't need people like you in north america"

Yeah, there's nothing racist about that. Stupid fucking kid...

And when did I ever say I think I know everything? How old are you, 14? 15? I bet I know more about life then a stupid fucking little 15 year old.

And those bags that make all the noise, that's a bagpipe, dumbass.

[skunkfromtheashes]

You know something this is the exact same attitude I saw at the Rep. Convention. All the simple thinking.. People being sold the idea theres nothing wrong.. Every catastrophe in history was cause by people who were SURE they knew what they were doing..

[raaarga]

What?

[KineticOne]

I never want to hear an accent like that again. What climbed up from his kilt and took root on his shoulders?

[satyr72]

Sooo do you vote in the US elections? Thats right we all love that aging monarch you have...

[GentleGrace]

You rattle, as your brain is so rattled, as you rattle and rattle. Waste of my time, you and your rattling blabbering. Seems as if you are not very respectful to women, hope your Mom does not have to see this garbage. You will not see us next time, that is a given.

[forty8r]

Shw is just a media whore.

[meanreus]

I laughed my ass off. Awesome video 5 starred, favourited, and subscribed.

[fghtffyrobesity]

I didn't find this funny at all.

[KrustyUnderpants]

no sense of humor i take it?

[michellematkowski]

haha wonderful video 5/5 and subscribed ^.^

[mitsu4x4man]

Mark, for some damn reason I'm watching the MTV Video Music Awards. The scary host used your V.P.I.L.F. joke! I thought of you.

[TeacherMonkey]

5 Harper Valley PTA MILF Chicken Heads

[jboldery]

randommagnum...you obviously have no idea what America is in the first place. So shutie! He has an accent so he's unAmerican?! I thought America was land for all. I must have missed the whole point of the foundation of this nation.

[randommagnum]

Before you open your mouth, why don't you try looking at his channel: he *identifies* himself as Scottish!  That makes him un-American, yes.

[TeacherMonkey]

Un-american, No, that makes him Scottish. He isn't anti-american. He's anti stupidity. Its the truth. It doesn't matter who says it. Being an American doesn't give you a qualified preferred opinion. He's Scottish, not stupid. Thats your home town. Only morons think in absolutes like "and will ever be". Get bent, Xenophobe. In what pure breed fantasy land do you live in?

[randommagnum]

I say "un-American", and you generate the term "anti-American"... You need help in the reading comprehension department, slowpoke. It's not about his opinion of America in the first place, get it?

This election is about Americans, for Americans. If people with your historical and governmental ignorance had their way, everyone in the world would be VOTING in our election too. It's not xenophobia, it's American sovereignty, something you don't understand.

Sorry - you loose.

[nitrobyname]

Wat are you talking about, American politics are very important worldwide because America has the most global influence on worldwide economy...

Not many people would like to admit that but it is true.

Next of all you comment about arrogant Europeans getting involved in Americas politics, WTF, he uses current events for comedic purposes, something alot of comedians do. Just so happens, he lives in America.

Ahh I could go on and on, but who cares, Go on write an angry comment back, I wont read it.

[randommagnum]

Whether or not you comment back, I'll write this to clear something up for everyone else...

If everyone else in the world is so concerned about what America does because of it's influence economically, politically, etc. it's almost entirely the fault of their own country's interaction with America. They should address their own leaders about the problem before becoming involved in our process, something they have no right to do. I'd like to do the same here.

[randommagnum]

Oops.

[jboldery]

Wow, you are kind of simple aren't you? Maybe YOU should read his profile before opening your mouth. He lives in goddamn California!!!

[randommagnum]

Yes I know he lives in California. As I stated in an earlier comment, he does not identify as an American (if he calls himself Scottish), so that's good enough for me. He has no alligence to America, and that make's him non-American in my mind.

Perhaps you should read back through the comments for this statement, before opening YOUR mouth... Unless your too simple... LOL

[jboldery]

Your statement makes my butt itch. Yeah, I should waste my time reading through these good for nothing posts from a bunch of ignorant people who have nothing better to do than use YouTube comment boxes as a discussion forum. LMAO!! Thank you and good night!

[KrustyUnderpants]

Good night sir... you come off as the ignorant person too me.

[lythnia]

The devil's toothpicks...lol I love it.

And never mind what the annoying bastards in some of the other comments say, you're great. Subscribed!

[maureenOWW]

Most annoying voice on Youtube. And I include that vacant moose-blasting cunt Palin in that.

[pjnick300]

No ones forcing you to watch it, dont ruin everyone elses good time because you dont have a life

[randommagnum]

You're spending a little to much time worrying about the U.S., buddy. Just mind your bagpipes and haggis, and we'll mind our politics. It doesn't concern you.

[pjnick300]

1) Your a narrow minded jackass

2) He lives (born and raised) in America

3) I moved to Europe (From America) only a week ago, and the US presidency is a big deal here (one of the most powerful countries ever ruled by a racist monster, thats something to worry about)

4) Your a steorotypical douchebag

[randommagnum]

1). I don't give a SHIT what you have to say about anything concerning America; any say you had about this country was forfeited when you left.

2). He calls himself Scottish on here, so he obviously doesn't identify with Americans - that's good enough for me.

3). DON'T FUCKING COME BACK HERE! I hope all people like yourself eventually leave this country and stay gone. Thanks for leaving!

Good riddance.

[Funasenbaer]

come visit iraq°!

[TeacherMonkey]

I'm an American, born and raised. And I'm telling you to blow it out your speckled ass.

You're not concerned with politics either. It's just another football game to you and you're pissed that your team is full of assholes. So far Palin has been nothing but cut downs and hypaganda. No substance at all. I can't believe people are so STUPID to cheer for her for no other reason that shes a feel good personality. If McCain wins we all deserve the dish of Dog food we'll be eating in the future.

[randommagnum]

I'm more concerned with politics than you have ever been or ever will be.

Furthermore, I wasn't rooting for Palin or McCain in the first place. Where in my comments do you see any support or endorsement for any political candidate? Looks like you just made an ass of yourself, slowpoke!

I commented because I just can't stand arrogant Europeans thinking they even have a right to be involved in our political system on any level.

So I guess you can stick it up you speckled ass, eh?

[th3ego]

too sad you guys have no real demonym... other than gringos, of course.

America is a continent.

sorry.

[idgirl97]

you're brilliant!

[Warmagus]

She's also a GILF/ GranMILF.

[yearealsmrt]

GMILF lol

[derby45]

Faithless fool /tTt/

[rumpelstiltskin45]

six and a half inch out of five -8

[TeacherMonkey]

5 Squishy face cancer tumors

[TeacherMonkey]

If he does make it to the WH. I will wait with bated breath for the P-VP sex scandal to erupt. Face it folks. Palin is a political air bag to deflect his failure away from himself.

[ReversePowerChord]

what the hell does vpilf stand for

[EVM3point0]

vice president id like to fuck

[Suckmypivot]

your mom... OH WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?

[idespiseall]

Worst. Video. Ever.

,,V,

[psylum1]

5 dinosaur-juice gysers! Excellent video, and with what's coming out of Alaska about this lady she's starting to seem more and more like a puppet, a pretty pretty puppet.

[SandmanOpiate]

5 oil filled bibles out of 5.

[Bellabellie]

All five minutes that Palin could last as president.

[uberllama42]

5 science-free, Godly oil derricks out of 5

[wwjd0388]

This guy used to be really funny. What happened?

[TimothyGatewood]

You became an ass.

[wwjd0388]

Internet insults for the win apparently. He was hilarious when he started out here, I was just wondering what happened because I don't think he is funny anymore.

[TimothyGatewood]

I'm telling you, it's you.

[photo02150]

5 strap on toys of pleasure/instruments of torture coming McCains way

[tracker1312]

I give it 5 out of 5 oil Jebuses.

[CoolHandJohnny]

5 oil covered polar bears

[souther]

this Jamaican is cool, ya mon

[blinkett]

5 out of 5 babe chasing old republicans

[nikoli06]

5 out of 5 unruly overtaxed drunken republicans

[snoogins355]

5 big ol gallons of dino juice

[cc6809]

5 "the cold war could just get a little hotter" stars out of 5

[roullettechick]

god you're hot. Love hearing you talk and watching you squint.

cheer

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

5 baby seals walking into a club

[elkbeard]

5 late model suvs.

[supermartiniman]

5 Baby seal flavored milkshakes out of 5

[imaginarydynamite]

5 out of 5 medically unstable republicans

[Aceychan]

5 Baby seal flavored milkshakes out of 5

[haannnii]

I love you.<333 ;)

[sanchez666999]

5 butt sniffers out of 5

[cybawatt]

5 Arctic cultists

[charlie1der]

ok, since you asked nicely

[Suzushisama]

i give this video 5 seal flavored milkshakes

[Quyx121]

Haha, "There Will Be Blood" reference.

[AgentViscosity]

Keep them coming Mark!

[eldritchwizard]

Vee-PILF

[lupinesangre]

dude, theres a spot on your wall. =-)

how about some of that nice juicy rumor about how the timing of the births of her children suggests that one of the kids is actually her 16 yr old daughters baby that shes covering for? mmmm delicious.

[ranjanunited]

5 V.P.I.L.F.s

[swedishkid]

If you focus on his mimics, you will laugh you ass of

[swedishkid]

lol!

[Nomadparon]

Ten gazillion pieces of information on the internet and not ONE naked picture of Sarah Palin? I want my money back....

[donjuantriumphs]

Rated it five baby seal flavoured milkshakes. That's 5 potential P.I.L.Fs out of five.

Great vid Mark.

[mattmosher96]

I give this video FIVE Dinosaur Juice Messiahs!

[StatusMalus]

I rate this video five creationist dumbfucks who want to spread their cancer nation-wide.

[bakaface]

I give this video five hot office Ladies.

[PhyA52]

that was freakin hilarious. thanks for making me wake up my family at 3 in the morning with my cackles. i rate it 5 Baby Seal Flavored Milk Shakes out of 5.

[vixaroth]

Milkshake, lol nice There Will Be Blood reference.

[feinjor]

i rate this video 5 pregnant 17 year old daughters out of 5

[col256]

I give you five melted candle sticks out of three candle holders.

[Samhains]

LOL MY BRAIN HURTS NOW~

[SwiftShh24]

Love it

[Vexorrr]

nice vid, you're the shit lol

[BRousch]

Wow...I think you kinda crossed the line with this one for me. Unsubing. Shame.

[eatmycrust]

nice, he should get Merrium Webster's Word of the year for that.

[mopsius]

Did John McCain call her a cunt and a trollop yet?

[Whit1800]

I give it 5 late model SUV's out of 5. Or perhaps 5 hot and pouty VP's out of 5.

[alej469]

8.9/10 BEEF FLAVOURED CABBAGES

[selmer6player]

you're cool, bro. rock on!

[Morathor]

So she's open for drilling, eh?

Sorry, so obvious, couldn't help myself.

I give this video 5 oiled up polar bears.

[tismecece]

5 woody allen stale political partnerships

or

5 majestic mountin tops

[EasyListener]

OK, you get five, count them, five rushes to mount her (and yes that was bad).