"You got any phobias? Nothing you can think of? You ain't scared of nothin' huh? ...You ever wake up with an alligator in your room or some shit? Bet you'd be scared of that, you wake up ass-naked dick swingin' AY! BABY! GET A BLANKET! GET A BLANKET!!" lmfaooo on point
@jessievargas8 I just learned about this guy earlier tonight and that warning you posted would have been GREAT to have seen before I watched "My momma told me to tell you" that was awful... I ended up with a s[it take cause I was drinking soda and wasn't letting that go up my nose.
@Sarah1392654 hahaha..omg.. i hate that... its eithr it coomes through ur nose or u spit it out...haha that happend to me once.. my cuzin was nxt to me and i was chokin adn i had to spit it and it went on her X)... haha it was jus so funny
@BiebersChic if you dont think he is funny then why did you watch this. if you dontlike him then dont watch anymore. You're probably one of those people who say they dont like something and when this comedian comes to town or comes out with more new stuff you're the first idoit to buy a ticket or see the new stuff. so shut up. fake person
OH,,,,thanks SO much for uploading these. I'm surprised that Youtube allows them to stay! Kevin is just the BOMB. His talent is off the charts. LOVE LOVE LOVE it!
Yall didn't notice dolphin number 8 missing huh yall notice i was gone for like 30 seconds HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!! LOL PMMFP (Pissed my motherfucking pants)
sit your strong unproductive ass down lol
jaquar101 17 hours ago
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jaquar101 17 hours ago
Somebody get my baby out the gnats! Jesus they eatin' my baby!!!!!!!
KiwiLovely14 18 hours ago
8:19 hes fillping you off lol
star60211 1 day ago in playlist Kevin hart Movie 1-9 Enjoy
when he says he´s afraid of dolphins @ 11:15 listen real close and you can hear a dolphin laugh.
bossplaya99 1 day ago 2
making fun of rap music is easiest its almost retarded right now
royalnaz1 2 days ago
dos is spme real funny shit. hes jus naturally finny
douglar2009 2 days ago
you dropped your baby aaaeeeeahhh
iloveprodigy123 2 days ago
Pause at 1:32 Kevin: come to me baby
Pause at 2:33 Other person eew no
Pause at 3:21 Kevin: WHO THE FUCK U THINK U ARE
WappoWappoman 3 days ago
he fliped the FU finger on 8:18
BiGplayerZ100 4 days ago
dis dude is so funny brah
TheSpud97 5 days ago
All you gotta know how to do is open your hand, close them and point (starts dancin) OH SHIT! HE GONNA SING SOMETHING?! WHAT YOU GONNA SAY GIRL! XD
Spazmasterxxx 5 days ago 10
its not like hes doing his act its like hes jst up there having fun doing what hes doing lol itt that natual
Awesomenizzleness 5 days ago
I spit water all over my computer -.-
richster14 6 days ago
@jessievargas8 TOO LATE LMAO I WAS FINNA CHOKE THNK GOODNESS I DIDNT LOL
AsiaSoOfficialXOXO 6 days ago
40 people work for T-moblie!! lml
13a98amarie 1 week ago 4
"You got any phobias? Nothing you can think of? You ain't scared of nothin' huh? ...You ever wake up with an alligator in your room or some shit? Bet you'd be scared of that, you wake up ass-naked dick swingin' AY! BABY! GET A BLANKET! GET A BLANKET!!" lmfaooo on point
csesmftw 1 week ago
LMFAO!!!!!!
ryanla39shawn 1 week ago
lmao.. REAL TALK, I KILL NIGGAS ISLAYENIGGAS DATDONLUITMIGAUWNANBEMENIGUWNANA!! genious. (:
smokahontas1017 1 week ago
Really funny I laughed my ass off haha :)
skyrocksout4life 1 week ago
LMAO at the Dolphin story
JustJella 1 week ago
There you go, that's it..Pull it up! Pull it up!. Smack me on the ass and everything.
JustinNuchanasaurous 1 week ago
He looked at my face and was like "nigga nigga, nigga nigga'
Doe161 1 week ago
Calm down man its 3ft stand up!
florentin391 1 week ago
nobody see that black fucking swirl missing
lastkings1993 1 week ago
people who dont like this dont have a life
angleofwonder 1 week ago in playlist Kevin Hart
Real Talk lol
CappinEm3itches 1 week ago
what's an nant?
MrRaysian 1 week ago
@MrRaysian its gnat, an insect.
SeroSM 1 week ago
Fucking Hilarious.
xDAWOODx 1 week ago
HELLO?! HELLLO! THANK YOU FOR CALLING T. HELLOOO TTHHAARRRRR!!
MsCallofduty1993 2 weeks ago
Gorillas are fucking racists.
smithcas86 2 weeks ago
my cheeks wud fuckin hurt so much if i wud chill w kevin hart for a day! LOL
marvelous123123 2 weeks ago
press *ctrl+w+like* and see what happens
t62pac 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
I had a T-Mobile ad on my screen during this! haha
ConnorGuercio 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
& @ 9:16 kevin heart is Michael Jackson :O
iiBurr 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
pause @ 9:23 :p
iiBurr 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
Lmao. So good.
ustolemypie2 2 weeks ago
Be nice and don't call people names for not liking something. Who cares
mariabethette8 2 weeks ago
Strong As Shit . . With a Headset !!!!!
AdoraableGenious 2 weeks ago
Katt Williams Wayyy Funnierr... Jus Sayen
NewYorkRican321 3 weeks ago
6:40 LMFAO MONKEY MAN!
campbpar 3 weeks ago
PAUSE AT 8:20 NOT 8:18
TheLildeli 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
If anybody here wants to be a singer i'll tell u what uneed to make it ... just open ur hand , close them and point that's it LMAO !!!!!!!!!
Haneen3li 3 weeks ago
Ahhh
pokeman4139 3 weeks ago
He Looks Just Like Kanye West At 0:00 lol
LoveMeh2011 3 weeks ago
9:40 funniest part to me starting from there the gnats
dysco22 3 weeks ago
thumbs up you just went off on an epic adventure to find the beiberchic comment
skatetop2 3 weeks ago
real talk, i beat niggas, haha lol, like dis if u think kevin hart is hilarious
beastiewezzy101 3 weeks ago
LMFAO! 11:12
WHAT IS AAAAIIR XD
swiftinspiration 3 weeks ago
Lol. That ostrich is hilarious
Lion3494 3 weeks ago
funny shiit
ggleestar 3 weeks ago
10:18 ! ! ! LMFAOO
jfeyi101 3 weeks ago
@lovebirds776 ROFLMAO!!
Drequilla 4 weeks ago
Oh shit! He GONE SING SOOMEETTTHHIIINN! WHAT HE GONE SING, GIRL!
armybratt09 4 weeks ago
@BiebersChic fuck justin bieber
killerG147 4 weeks ago
10:31-11:11 crazy
MissLioness77 4 weeks ago
07:24 lol thats a joke in its self
einxful 4 weeks ago
"open your hands, close em and point thats it" LOL HE IS NOT LYING! THATS STRAIGHT UP USHER AND OMARION LOL
345juanita 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is there a difference between "im a grown little man" and "seriously funny"??
or is that the same dvd??
robbbyyy25 1 month ago
#Deeeeeeaaaaadd
DoctorKleShay 1 month ago
haha kinda like intercourse, a little bit
mryolas79 1 month ago
"calm down man, calm down. it's 3 feet; stand up!" ... #deeeeaaaaddddd
kevcav 1 month ago
Lol no neck
Lion3494 1 month ago
LOL, love this guy
11220joe 1 month ago
You didn't see that big ass gnat?!
goodbaromar 1 month ago
This guy is seriously hilarious
ashleybrown1109 1 month ago 31
Ps... Never drink something while watching Kevin Hart
jessievargas8 1 month ago 120
@jessievargas8 LOL Mutiple spit takes hahaha
create87forward 3 weeks ago
@create87forward ... EXACTALLY (i probably spelld that wrong... oh well
jessievargas8 2 weeks ago
@jessievargas8 I just learned about this guy earlier tonight and that warning you posted would have been GREAT to have seen before I watched "My momma told me to tell you" that was awful... I ended up with a s[it take cause I was drinking soda and wasn't letting that go up my nose.
Sarah1392654 1 week ago
@Sarah1392654 hahaha..omg.. i hate that... its eithr it coomes through ur nose or u spit it out...haha that happend to me once.. my cuzin was nxt to me and i was chokin adn i had to spit it and it went on her X)... haha it was jus so funny
jessievargas8 1 week ago
@jessievargas8
Just did... hell of funny
siggensax 1 week ago
@jessievargas8 damn i should've listened to you i almost died just now lmao
jizzl3cr3w 1 day ago
AAAHHH!! XD why is he so god damn funny!? WHY XD
jessievargas8 1 month ago
Real talk, i kill niggas, i say niggas tht dont love it, nigga you wana beat it i giv it back..
MrKashmoney123 1 month ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15 3
YOU GAY !! yeahh he out it in my belly button im gay!.LOL
AshThEBaddest95 1 month ago 2
" he be tryna follow his hands, hes like hes crazeyy he bout to kill me , he bout to kutt me or sumthang " .LMAO
AshThEBaddest95 1 month ago
anyone else notice kevin harts middle finger @ 8:18??
vannanalovesbannanas 1 month ago
gnats are eating my baby xDD
krazyllah 1 month ago
@vorsa5 its "i SLAY niggas that dont love it"
crazyjuan1212 1 month ago
why is one of the top comments about bieber??.... i could have sworn this was a KEVIN HART video but im mean i could be wrong...... to bad im not o_O
Kareamkutey95 1 month ago 3
Oh hell... Now i got to find BiebersChic comment.
fearless6835 1 month ago 3
The dolphin was like nigget nigget nigget nigget
MrsChrisBreezy44432 1 month ago
He gon sing something!!!! When he gonna sing girl??!!!
vorsa5 1 month ago
Pause at 8:18
lovebirds776 1 month ago 63
@lovebirds776 Hahaha
parismilian3 1 month ago
@lovebirds776 Fuck you too!!!!! Lmao jk
MrsChrisBreezy44432 1 month ago
@lovebirds776 whyy? wats teh point
shearsb1 4 weeks ago
@lovebirds776 LMAOOO
orion22113 4 weeks ago
@lovebirds776 ROFLMAO!!!
Drequilla 4 weeks ago
@lovebirds776 OMG HE JUST STUCK THE MIDDLE FINGER OUT AT ALL 791,622 VIEWERS OMG
GalacticBlader 3 weeks ago
cuz i can be
rebecastevens23 1 month ago
So sick!! i made it up lol
iwontdenyit8732 1 month ago
haha there are no ostriches in nebraska..
crazyava89 1 month ago
"That don't work there. I got him fired... I know people" lmao
DrCampagna 1 month ago
Sit you big, unproductive, ass down XD
JustinNuchanasaurous 1 month ago
@BiebersChic if you dont think he is funny then why did you watch this. if you dontlike him then dont watch anymore. You're probably one of those people who say they dont like something and when this comedian comes to town or comes out with more new stuff you're the first idoit to buy a ticket or see the new stuff. so shut up. fake person
Bassdrum182 1 month ago
@ BiebersChic Are you High?
McXombiGuts 1 month ago
fav part 8:19 and 9:40
braxton974 1 month ago
-3*
MadLoveDarling 1 month ago
"WHATCHU GON SING GUUUUUUR!?" Ahaha. -3
MadLoveDarling 1 month ago
10:52 OMG :) too funny
dalana862 1 month ago
LMFAO
jacksonpeters 1 month ago
NO ONE SAW A FUCKING BLACK SWIRL MISSING?!!?! LMFAO
Bigmac101funsize 1 month ago
big ass man peigion LOOOOL
Xbot70 1 month ago
@BiebersChic YOU ARE ONE SAD SACK OF CRAP.
3threatagy13 1 month ago
"HE GON SING SOMETHIN!!!!! WHAT HE GON SING GIRRL!!!!!"
ohhaiim1234 1 month ago
hahahahahaha 666,999 veiws XD
metalhead5647 1 month ago
666,999 views :) 69
ImShawnLOL 1 month ago
dolphin: nig* nig* nig* LMAO
FrenzyLine 1 month ago
@Biebersgirl I really don't know y umm sated u in ur period?
freerunner4life1000 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i honestly dont think he is funny
BiebersChic 1 month ago
@BiebersChic it's because the only persont that is funny to you is Bieber no 1 else his even greater then his mentor Usher to you.
MrSeasunder 1 month ago
@BiebersChic bieber is fukin gay
purpldranknmycup 1 month ago 39
@purpldranknmycup That is so true
Ljcutie118 1 month ago
@BiebersChic fuck you HO
GwayneBro 1 month ago 3
@BiebersChic well it seems you have bad taste in everything dont you
MADMOOSE26 1 month ago
@BiebersChic are you insane? honestly?
Ljcutie118 1 month ago
@BiebersChic LMFAO this kid must be either the seed of satan who hates EVERYTHING ORRRRRR retarded *shrugs* x))
tifftiff282 1 month ago
@BiebersChic if you dont think hes funny then why the fuck are you watching theres videos. that just proves you're stupid and have no sense of humor
mysteriosgirl106 1 month ago
@BiebersChic not being mean but why are u here watchinng it?
thingRadi0 1 month ago
@BiebersChic wow u must have no sense of humor
GoneSk8n99 1 month ago
@BiebersChic someone's not getting enough dick
Gh0st63 1 month ago
@BiebersChic ur fucking crazy....hes the funniest man on earth
juanll555 1 month ago
@BiebersChic lol, how the hell did you get all the way to part 3 then? you's be trollin'
mrbighit50 1 month ago
3:30-4:13 extra funny.. LOL
YTsNaTioN 1 month ago
Man pigeon LOL
WeDoWhatWeWant20 1 month ago
LMFAO!! I lovee Kevin Hart. (:
thelilblue2 1 month ago
Ctfu when he was doing the singing moves ! I was Dyinnnnn
PrincessPerfect0921 1 month ago
LMAO I didn't know he was Hard. I didn't want that shit poking me in the belly button! HAHA
Jabbajawz4life 1 month ago
at 8min19secs he flips you off lmfao
DBZevolved1 1 month ago
There's a joke at 7:22, if you know what I mean haha
StevieTruong 1 month ago
The nats are eatin' my baby!!! Lmfao
jojo3182229 1 month ago
real TALK i kill NIGGAS. i SLAY NIGGAS that dont LOVE IT
ahnafisBEAST 1 month ago
slowly rotating black man
themightyo 1 month ago
hahah i love his face when he slides out
MrBamargera1 1 month ago in playlist kevin
LOOOOL Man Pigeon
mackfelon415 1 month ago
REAL TALK!
blacktears0617 1 month ago
OH,,,,thanks SO much for uploading these. I'm surprised that Youtube allows them to stay! Kevin is just the BOMB. His talent is off the charts. LOVE LOVE LOVE it!
khershner 1 month ago
HE GONE SING SOMETHING AHHHHHHHHH
MrMunchman13 1 month ago
Why Why Is Ya Dick Hard .? What Kind Of Gym Is This .? My Butt Small Thats The First Was Thinking LOL
MrsWilliamsSwaggOut 1 month ago
Yall didn't notice dolphin number 8 missing huh yall notice i was gone for like 30 seconds HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!! LOL PMMFP (Pissed my motherfucking pants)
wristslitter229 2 months ago 4
me just imagining im running so fast out the zoo killed me! xD
XxNinaSexyxX 2 months ago in playlist More videos from cjnovo15
@Ljcutie118
@optikalismo
True dat... Besides Lassannn probably cant spell shit
24livelovelife 2 months ago
who doesn't know how to spell ostrich?
TH3D1R3CTOR 2 months ago 2
OMG the same thing happened to me with a Gorilla when I was at Bush Gardens! soooo scared of Gorillas now haha
PrettyLittleLiar05 2 months ago
Kevin is funny cuz of his delivery and what he says is sooo true lol some of it is stuff u might not have thought about b4 but its true
AREALG100 2 months ago
"These Bitches Dont Even Know Whats About To Hit 'em. Im Bout To Slide Out , Ougggggg !!! "
vorsa5 2 months ago
" Real Talk I Kill Niggas ! I Say Niggas That Dont Love It . Nigga You Wanna Beat Me To Get It , I Get It Back ! "
vorsa5 2 months ago 45
@vorsa5 lol he said "i SLAY niggas that dont love it" but still either way it was funny
AREALG100 2 months ago
@vorsa5 sleigh not say
MaaNonu123 1 month ago
big ass man pigieon LOL LOL LOL so fucking funny
wristslitter229 2 months ago
Kevin hart is the explanation of the word FUNNY! hahah lmfao
MrMennovh11 2 months ago
iiLOVE howw hee laughs AT HIS JOKES!! <33 #toocute!!! : D
MrsShawtyD 2 months ago
@ljcutie118
Clearly Lassannn is a fucking loser thats just looking for fights and attention
24livelovelife 2 months ago
@24livelovelife well can't help that can we
Ljcutie118 2 months ago
Lol the dolphin story is so funny
MegaDogchick 2 months ago
Yall didn't notice the black fuking swirl missin?!
haleysayshi1 2 months ago
watsh the wepean testing in y chanel u will now the rial shit
ahmeddg2005a 2 months ago
"nigget nigget"
kayalexis321 2 months ago
its 3 feet, just stand up lmao
kayalexis321 2 months ago
Real talk- kevin hart is the best comedian
wareagle584 2 months ago
"THANK YOU FOR CALLING T-MOBILLUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
SoopremeBeing 2 months ago
@Ljcutie118 dont listen to that loser he just craves attention because he's a mutant offspring of redneck siblings
Cuymenq 2 months ago
@Cuymenq Haters gonna hate
Ljcutie118 2 months ago
you put it in my belly button im gay ahahahaha lmao
gabbieram 2 months ago
Lol
Mikelee19942012 2 months ago
lmfao funniest part stop being a bitch just do, dont call me no bitch man watever lol love kevin hart
MLGGunskill 2 months ago 11
this is some funny shit specially the whistle
MASTER2SXY4U 2 months ago
HELLOOO!! Thank you for calling T-mobile
tohotfortv95 2 months ago
elijah get off my channel
MrFrenchblood 2 months ago
he laugh ugly as hell
thethuglife3546 2 months ago
24 is fill with that type.
Preppster83 2 months ago
@8:18 he is flickin them off
gwesue 2 months ago