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  • why dose every on hate crates?

  • @WWII4444 Its because most players aren't buying keys to open them, resulting in wasted backpack space. When a player does open them, they normally drop an uninteresting weapon or something.

  • @TechnologicsCo ahh I see

  • @MrDevilDawg1

    Not as common, but very valuable.

  • Are the unusals more popular than the regular?

  • @MrDevildawg1 yes they only way to get them is by finding a very rare crate or set of crates and because they are so cool and rare they cost a shit ton more than normal hats

  • lol i unlocked a unusal by an second key (in game)

  • he thought the money was a burger

  • gaben doesn't want anyone to have money.

    so crates.

  • chuck norris finds 2 kees in 1 box

  • 0:02

  • oh so thats the hat update

  • I would just keep the keyblade.

  • ...this music...It's from..Gex 64 chinatown channel. Do I win an internet?

  • @Damianogre YOU GET A CRATE. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

  • 0:33 i laughed so hard lmao, can't stop repeat

  • i fucking hate gabe newell

  • at 0:45 is that the jumppad sound from Cube 2: Sauerbraten?? :D

  • Yeah the keyblade!!! :D

  • At least scout still has his key :)

  • I don't always uncrate, but when I do, I use a keyblade

  • I unboxed two nice crates, and both had a Wrap Assassin in them.

    ...NOW I HAVE THREE! I think Gaben is laughing at me.

  • You know you can unbox strange weapons.

    My lil'bro got a strange caber.

  • I wish Gabe Newell gave me a keyblade :(

  • Dust Brothers - Space Monkeys

  • i wish scout sell shamWOW

  • And this song is from Gex: 64.

  • The soldiers laugh after he gets all those hats always gets me.

  • 0:16 heavy is Arnold

  • @mimmosenzu Arnold who?

  • @GJ95Studios Arnold (gary coleman) from the 80's Arnold show, the expression looks like one of his

  • I've opened 25 crates and still haven't found an Unusual :( Why does Gabe torture us?

  • where do you have the door lock?

  • This is bullshit, i have 2 unusuals and noone could give less of a fuck.

  • Whats was the Music in the Beginning

  • What was the hat that soldier had on in the beginning?

  • lol, a KeyBlade?

  • I recognize the music from the beginning, the chinese level(s) from Gex: Enter the Gecko. /nostalgagasm.

  • Keys should be in the drop system...

  • @RobinOlsen2011 But if they were in the drop system, how else would Gabe Newell add to his Giant Pool Of Money?

  • @TheBrianJ Special crates, with a key you have to buy for the Mann. Co Store. Maybe.... *sniff* maybe...

  • @RobinOlsen2011 Gabe Newell would sooner do something insane like release Episode 3 than mess with that crate system.

  • @TheBrianJ What about keys that can only be used to open crates for series 1-10?

  • @potatogalaxy he isn't running, its him walking but fast fowared

  • i had unusal after i uncrated 5 crates

  • whats the music

  • FAKE!

    Gabe can't run...

  • Requesting Gabe on crate saying "Feeling Lucky?" wallpaper.

  • 60 dollars bought worth of keys...

    Not one fucking unusual or strange weapon

    NEVER. AGAIN.

  • What is it on that Trilby? I can't see it, it's too dark.

  • press 5 and 6

    try to make him say "gabe newell" "working"

  • press 6 for funniest momment of my life

  • " Feeling Lucky? "

    Nope.avi

  • fucking love this shit

  • i would be happy with just the keyblade :D

  • @SilverJakler

    why? its just a key

  • HEAVY NINJAS! D:

    

  • i loled so hard at "This Isn't Working.0_0"

  • U opened a S#5 crate didnt u....

  • 0:26 Did he just said "Wie viel?"???

  • SUB TIME!!!

  • Ipad soldier nearly brought me to tears.

    fucking subbed.

  • That's Why I ONLY Open op Series 9 Crates

  • for more awesomeness...MAKE GOOD QUALITY :D

  • I got so damn lucky to get an unusual and it worked i got a trexas ten gallon thats in flams :DDDDDDD

  • Rename this to "TF2 Gameplay"

  • The iPad: It doesn't have Flash, but it has Gaben.

  • @Beriorn

    And it's useless !

  • Unhappy usuals.

  • Wait.

    Dr. Face, is that the Kung-fu Movie Channel music from Gex 64?

    Oh you sneaky dog, you.

  • Woah! Gex 64 music! You sir, win at life!

  • I only caved in and purchased a key once. I opened the crate and found a key inside

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 This isnt working...

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 Lovely joke, but not possible. Crates have specific items in them. Also, you need Steam Credit. So it's weird that you would buy Steam credit only to buy one key, but for all I know the price could have been $5 seven months ago.

  • @KingPecan well it wasn't just the key, I also got a paint for my whoopie cap, if your really wondering I got name tag in my first crate opening

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 I don't think you're getting it. You can not find or uncrate a key.

  • @KingPecan Dude, you were right it was a joke, I meant I didn't only buy a key that day

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 keyception :3

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 Did the next crate have something good in it?

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 That was tf2 telling you to trade the key to ge somting better than a strange wep

  • @TheShadowgaiden2 keyception

  • gex music, nice choice i almost completely forgot about that game. 

  • why they pooted shit like gunboats to crates whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy­why

  • problem, scout? (trollface)

  • Did the spy say "Yiffing" at 0:26?

  • Better title: TF2 in a nutshell

  • lolololol

  • This definitely deserves a subscription, because it's mostly true.

    (It's Robin's fault that we "have" to buy keys, not Gabe's.)

  • $200 for a key, money well spent

  • press 5 to summon gabe newell

  • The poot traders made my day / year

  • PPOOOPOPPPOOOTTPPOOTTIS

  • keys must have dropped some time, otherwise, try explaining how i opened the crate, when i've never bought anything from mann.co or traded? it has dropped for me some time around...

  • @GormathiusFilms All players did recieve a key during the christmas event, so he's kinda right.

  • @istemann so THAT was how i got it? no wonder all were acting like retards, probably didn't know of this/didn't think of it. my bad! (in some ways...)

  • what's with all this crying about the crates, anyway? i found a crate once, and just let it lie there in the inventory - next day a key dropped. not that complicated, really.

    and if you don't have the patience or room to wait for a key, just delete the crate - easy as pie!

  • @GormathiusFilms LOL. KEYS DON'T DROP.

  • @GormathiusFilms Keys do not drop. Clearly you have no idea what the heck you are talking about.

  • I think Robin Walker controls the hats.

  • The sound the heavies make when they fly in! :D

  • The Mann Co. Keyblade

    +50% Damage Done

    Can open Crates with out the need for a Regular "Mann Co. Key"

    -100% chance of getting a Unusual Hat

    -30% less Damage on Unusual hat Wearers

  • Gabe doesn't have any rights to take our money after we sell the unusuals for cold cash. That's my opinion.

  • I hate Crates... Damn you Gabe! Damn you Mann.conomy! Moar like Mann.robbery!

  • @Demolitionlinchpin It's Robin Walker crybaby! And people had asked for it in the past. So Don't buy keys for the crates then! Just delete them! I still enjoy this game and always will, why? Because the game still plays the same!!! I seriously hate how every TF2 video has these comments now! And if Valve is so greedy, why did they just raise $300,000 to help Japan? Seriously! NO ONE'S FORCING YOU TO BUY STUFF FROM THE STORE!!!!

  • @tudssquadbuisness Did I mention that I didn't enjoy the game? No. People may ask for crates for a random unusual. But selling keys with the "bait" of the possibility that you may get an unusual, and wat you only get is equalizers and stuff you could get in game free, it's not very "honest". I purchased keys. I wasted almost 30€ to get keys in the first season of the crates and in this Christmas with the special crates. I expected an unusual that was nowhere to be seen. That is not a fair deal.

  • 0:54

    The Scout needs to open a crate... with a Keyblade?

  • Once I opened a crate and found a crate. So I opened that crate and found another crate. I opened that one and got a Pain Train.

  • The Crates are the TF2 version of the lottery. You lose just about every time. Five out of my five Crate unlocks have been weapons.

  • press 2 for heavys derp faice

  • "I'll beat this level now and I'll be hungry in an hour!"

  • press 3 repeatly and see how heavy toughes shit.. ._.

  • 0:32 to 0:34 was worth watching this video.

    I almost had an heart attack from both surprise and laughing.

  • Good going. You just delayed Half-Life 3.

  • Heavy trading force GO!

    LOLL!

  • whats the tune at the end?

  • what I learnt after watching this video, Gabe lives in the Apple universe and can travel between any apple related device

  • 0:54

    Wait.

    I thought I was the only one who made the Kingdom Hearts Key + Crate analogy.

    MINDBLOWN

  • 0:54

    Wait.

    I thought I was the only one who made the Kingdom Hearts Key + Crate analogy.

    MINDBLOWN

  • So what Gaben is really doing with the money he gets from the charity hats hes taking for himself and using it to buy more crates. Basterd

  • $99 dollers for a hat? WHAT!!!! (tf2.com)

  • Two questions:

    1) What was the music at the begining?

    2) Where did you get that keyblade?

  • PRESS 7 FOR WHAT I DID WITH YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT, TREBECK.

  • srsly i must be deaf what did the Almighty Gaben say at 0:38 ?

  • The iPad

    Level 1 Oversized and Overpriced PDA

    + Can build a Gaben and take all the money from the enemy team

    + Gives you a key to open a crate

    - Crate contains something useless

    - Gaben can take your money

    - Unable to build a Sentry Gun, Dispenser or Teleporter

    - Makes an oversized Japanese Soldier Head to scream at you and be unable to use your primary, secondary and melee weapons

  • i love the face the trader heavies make.

  • i has ten gallon unsaul its my luck.

  • hay is the first music from gex?

  • Saving the world with the keyblade? screw that, use it for crates!

  • And this is why TF2 is happily uninstalled for me.

  • Keyblade for opening crates! mickey mouse should've done that for us...

    anyways, this reminds me of that one time when I opened christmas crate with a key i got for free and found razorback or something...

  • GAYBEN

  • I died on the soldier coming alive part.

  • Uhm...Gabe Newell doesn't have anything to do with TF2 really....Be mad at Robin Walker....

  • OMFG I HAVEN'T PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS IN LIKE 2 YEARS

  • Search 'malazt' for the one who disliked.

  • I want that song that plays as scout gets a new pair of bun goats

  • Keep tapping 5

    ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

  • I liked the KH ref a lot

  • Scouts face at 0:46 is priceless.

  • People who show off the Magnanimous Monarch have a reason now, becuase they made a difference

  • what does the spy say at 0:26 ?

  • @TheRomanPraetorian78 I think hes trying to say "Gimme" but turned out into "Yippie" :s

  • Scout is Sora!

  • Jeez, I know I've heard that song a the end before. Anyone recognize it?

  • 115 videos?

    NAZI ZOMBIES?!

  • Feelings lucky?

    Well do you, punk?

  • Scout is Keyblade Master.

  • i saw your feets at the 3 heavys flying scene :D awsome vid made me LMAO fav.part unboxing XD

  • Robin Walker was the one behind the crates though

  • A clever scout would have set a regular hat on fire and claimed it was unusual, then sold it quickly and used his ability to run fast to get away before the customer realized that the hat was not unusual and just on fire.

  • IS THAT A KEYBLADE?

  • @maccusportugal nope its a a bag of noodles

  • press 6 for what he is doing with episode three (NOW GET OFF HIS BACK)

  • @MO77H3W erm, this video has nothing to do with ep3 :o

  • @69Starmix96 its the fact that everyone says that he ATE ep3 (he is working on it)

  • @69Starmix96 the joke is that everyone insults him for delaying episode three and if you press 6 it says "working" to imply that he isnt a useless fatty

  • @MO77H3W 7

  • @ImThePie no its 6

  • @MO77H3W i meant 7 ...he says "thanks"

  • @ImThePie oh lol

  • hahaha i love these kinda videos :DD

  • You should've made Gabe sensually stroking the crate!

  • Funny thing is that today I was on a Server where someone unboxed an Ususual. Unlucky for our poor Scout however.

  • It's not Gabe Newell. It's Robin Walker.

  • DUDE GEX ENTER THE GECO MUSIC

  • @Blacknerd Heck yes.

  • Nice use of the music from Fight Club

  • I feel comfortable watching this video because I unboxed a burning mining light.

    <3

  • Gabe Newell will win 2012's Sexiest Man Alive award, and you all know it.

  • WOW! Gabe Newell can run?! How amazing!