@WWII4444 Its because most players aren't buying keys to open them, resulting in wasted backpack space. When a player does open them, they normally drop an uninteresting weapon or something.
@MrDevildawg1 yes they only way to get them is by finding a very rare crate or set of crates and because they are so cool and rare they cost a shit ton more than normal hats
@TheShadowgaiden2 Lovely joke, but not possible. Crates have specific items in them. Also, you need Steam Credit. So it's weird that you would buy Steam credit only to buy one key, but for all I know the price could have been $5 seven months ago.
keys must have dropped some time, otherwise, try explaining how i opened the crate, when i've never bought anything from mann.co or traded? it has dropped for me some time around...
@istemann so THAT was how i got it? no wonder all were acting like retards, probably didn't know of this/didn't think of it. my bad! (in some ways...)
what's with all this crying about the crates, anyway? i found a crate once, and just let it lie there in the inventory - next day a key dropped. not that complicated, really.
and if you don't have the patience or room to wait for a key, just delete the crate - easy as pie!
@Demolitionlinchpin It's Robin Walker crybaby! And people had asked for it in the past. So Don't buy keys for the crates then! Just delete them! I still enjoy this game and always will, why? Because the game still plays the same!!! I seriously hate how every TF2 video has these comments now! And if Valve is so greedy, why did they just raise $300,000 to help Japan? Seriously! NO ONE'S FORCING YOU TO BUY STUFF FROM THE STORE!!!!
@tudssquadbuisness Did I mention that I didn't enjoy the game? No. People may ask for crates for a random unusual. But selling keys with the "bait" of the possibility that you may get an unusual, and wat you only get is equalizers and stuff you could get in game free, it's not very "honest". I purchased keys. I wasted almost 30€ to get keys in the first season of the crates and in this Christmas with the special crates. I expected an unusual that was nowhere to be seen. That is not a fair deal.
A clever scout would have set a regular hat on fire and claimed it was unusual, then sold it quickly and used his ability to run fast to get away before the customer realized that the hat was not unusual and just on fire.
@69Starmix96 the joke is that everyone insults him for delaying episode three and if you press 6 it says "working" to imply that he isnt a useless fatty
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0:48 I BELIEVE I CAN FLY (background)
RedSpyAsBluSpy 1 week ago
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RedSpyAsBluSpy 1 week ago
why dose every on hate crates?
WWII4444 2 weeks ago
@WWII4444 Its because most players aren't buying keys to open them, resulting in wasted backpack space. When a player does open them, they normally drop an uninteresting weapon or something.
TechnologicsCo 4 days ago
@TechnologicsCo ahh I see
WWII4444 4 days ago
@MrDevilDawg1
Not as common, but very valuable.
SgtShradSaunders 2 weeks ago
Are the unusals more popular than the regular?
MrDevildawg1 3 weeks ago
@MrDevildawg1 yes they only way to get them is by finding a very rare crate or set of crates and because they are so cool and rare they cost a shit ton more than normal hats
1234ZombieSlayer 1 week ago
lol i unlocked a unusal by an second key (in game)
djsebex 3 weeks ago
he thought the money was a burger
massivive 1 month ago
gaben doesn't want anyone to have money.
so crates.
Solitude108 1 month ago
chuck norris finds 2 kees in 1 box
poisoncupcakesayhai 1 month ago
0:02
dont722 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
oh so thats the hat update
antwan121000 1 month ago
I would just keep the keyblade.
TMSTitain117 1 month ago
...this music...It's from..Gex 64 chinatown channel. Do I win an internet?
Damianogre 1 month ago 6
@Damianogre YOU GET A CRATE. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
BlueYoshi121 1 month ago 15
0:33 i laughed so hard lmao, can't stop repeat
geniouz16 1 month ago
i fucking hate gabe newell
1zoneproductions1 1 month ago
at 0:45 is that the jumppad sound from Cube 2: Sauerbraten?? :D
Zoocata 1 month ago
Yeah the keyblade!!! :D
Robotg295 1 month ago
At least scout still has his key :)
Babyduckhow 1 month ago
I don't always uncrate, but when I do, I use a keyblade
linsparky 1 month ago
I unboxed two nice crates, and both had a Wrap Assassin in them.
...NOW I HAVE THREE! I think Gaben is laughing at me.
HydroMonsoon 1 month ago
You know you can unbox strange weapons.
My lil'bro got a strange caber.
Stickheadz32 1 month ago
I wish Gabe Newell gave me a keyblade :(
CidTheNinja 1 month ago
Dust Brothers - Space Monkeys
LikkMuayEzz 1 month ago
i wish scout sell shamWOW
skyhot005 2 months ago
And this song is from Gex: 64.
MrJonafriend 2 months ago
The soldiers laugh after he gets all those hats always gets me.
MrJonafriend 2 months ago
0:16 heavy is Arnold
mimmosenzu 2 months ago
@mimmosenzu Arnold who?
GJ95Studios 2 months ago
@GJ95Studios Arnold (gary coleman) from the 80's Arnold show, the expression looks like one of his
mimmosenzu 2 months ago
I've opened 25 crates and still haven't found an Unusual :( Why does Gabe torture us?
bigboss241993 2 months ago
where do you have the door lock?
TheRampage1111 3 months ago
This is bullshit, i have 2 unusuals and noone could give less of a fuck.
khaosxxx 3 months ago
Whats was the Music in the Beginning
GJ95Studios 3 months ago
What was the hat that soldier had on in the beginning?
MrGameAndVVatch 3 months ago
lol, a KeyBlade?
StarsOfTheLight 3 months ago
I recognize the music from the beginning, the chinese level(s) from Gex: Enter the Gecko. /nostalgagasm.
ORLY911 3 months ago
Keys should be in the drop system...
RobinOlsen2011 4 months ago
@RobinOlsen2011 But if they were in the drop system, how else would Gabe Newell add to his Giant Pool Of Money?
TheBrianJ 4 months ago
@TheBrianJ Special crates, with a key you have to buy for the Mann. Co Store. Maybe.... *sniff* maybe...
RobinOlsen2011 4 months ago
@RobinOlsen2011 Gabe Newell would sooner do something insane like release Episode 3 than mess with that crate system.
TheBrianJ 4 months ago
@TheBrianJ What about keys that can only be used to open crates for series 1-10?
RobinOlsen2011 4 months ago
@potatogalaxy he isn't running, its him walking but fast fowared
coppermalk 4 months ago
i had unusal after i uncrated 5 crates
DrP33lz 4 months ago
whats the music
TheGamerGreg 5 months ago
FAKE!
Gabe can't run...
Potatogalaxy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from 69Starmix96
Requesting Gabe on crate saying "Feeling Lucky?" wallpaper.
DJKira13 5 months ago
60 dollars bought worth of keys...
Not one fucking unusual or strange weapon
NEVER. AGAIN.
TheOnlyAurasophy 6 months ago
What is it on that Trilby? I can't see it, it's too dark.
Fanoffi 6 months ago
press 5 and 6
try to make him say "gabe newell" "working"
11125Hunter 6 months ago
press 6 for funniest momment of my life
megalol322 7 months ago
" Feeling Lucky? "
Nope.avi
Noocyz 7 months ago
fucking love this shit
7headed1 8 months ago
i would be happy with just the keyblade :D
SilverJakler 8 months ago
@SilverJakler
why? its just a key
TF2playerwhohateCOD 7 months ago
HEAVY NINJAS! D:
bryantfamily4 8 months ago
i loled so hard at "This Isn't Working.0_0"
TheZackMackShow 9 months ago
U opened a S#5 crate didnt u....
ilike2game 9 months ago
0:26 Did he just said "Wie viel?"???
xXfhASSAXx 9 months ago
SUB TIME!!!
TheMetalfruit 9 months ago
Ipad soldier nearly brought me to tears.
fucking subbed.
johnk3363 9 months ago
That's Why I ONLY Open op Series 9 Crates
GravityTrash 10 months ago
for more awesomeness...MAKE GOOD QUALITY :D
Jenya588 10 months ago
I got so damn lucky to get an unusual and it worked i got a trexas ten gallon thats in flams :DDDDDDD
spore556 10 months ago
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THEY'RE RUINING OUR LIVES!!!!ONE
Tytanized 10 months ago
Rename this to "TF2 Gameplay"
XKillaScoutX 10 months ago
The iPad: It doesn't have Flash, but it has Gaben.
Beriorn 10 months ago 113
@Beriorn
And it's useless !
WeegeeTnikStudios 9 months ago
Unhappy usuals.
ewegfyciwdcd11 10 months ago
Wait.
Dr. Face, is that the Kung-fu Movie Channel music from Gex 64?
Oh you sneaky dog, you.
CarnivoreAJ 10 months ago
Woah! Gex 64 music! You sir, win at life!
Stellarcirclefive 10 months ago
I only caved in and purchased a key once. I opened the crate and found a key inside
TheShadowgaiden2 10 months ago 83
@TheShadowgaiden2 This isnt working...
TheMysteriousBlock 3 months ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 Lovely joke, but not possible. Crates have specific items in them. Also, you need Steam Credit. So it's weird that you would buy Steam credit only to buy one key, but for all I know the price could have been $5 seven months ago.
KingPecan 3 months ago in playlist More videos from 69Starmix96
@KingPecan well it wasn't just the key, I also got a paint for my whoopie cap, if your really wondering I got name tag in my first crate opening
TheShadowgaiden2 2 months ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 I don't think you're getting it. You can not find or uncrate a key.
KingPecan 2 months ago
@KingPecan Dude, you were right it was a joke, I meant I didn't only buy a key that day
TheShadowgaiden2 2 months ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 keyception :3
MagicalPyro 2 months ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 Did the next crate have something good in it?
Fallenshadowv3 1 month ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 That was tf2 telling you to trade the key to ge somting better than a strange wep
TheGlenn8 1 month ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 XD
finalfantasy50 1 month ago
@TheShadowgaiden2 keyception
OMGitsJelle 1 month ago
gex music, nice choice i almost completely forgot about that game.
sharkie541 10 months ago
why they pooted shit like gunboats to crates whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
themrlegoman1000 10 months ago
problem, scout? (trollface)
Deadmeat447 10 months ago
Did the spy say "Yiffing" at 0:26?
Furkat55 10 months ago
Better title: TF2 in a nutshell
SgtWireless 10 months ago
lolololol
TheJoystick01 10 months ago
This definitely deserves a subscription, because it's mostly true.
(It's Robin's fault that we "have" to buy keys, not Gabe's.)
TheToenninga 10 months ago
$200 for a key, money well spent
Smoke393 10 months ago
press 5 to summon gabe newell
KazNDS 10 months ago
The poot traders made my day / year
MisterBeaverSaysNo 10 months ago
PPOOOPOPPPOOOTTPPOOTTIS
HyperTailsX 10 months ago
keys must have dropped some time, otherwise, try explaining how i opened the crate, when i've never bought anything from mann.co or traded? it has dropped for me some time around...
GormathiusFilms 10 months ago
@GormathiusFilms All players did recieve a key during the christmas event, so he's kinda right.
istemann 10 months ago
@istemann so THAT was how i got it? no wonder all were acting like retards, probably didn't know of this/didn't think of it. my bad! (in some ways...)
GormathiusFilms 10 months ago
what's with all this crying about the crates, anyway? i found a crate once, and just let it lie there in the inventory - next day a key dropped. not that complicated, really.
and if you don't have the patience or room to wait for a key, just delete the crate - easy as pie!
GormathiusFilms 10 months ago
@GormathiusFilms LOL. KEYS DON'T DROP.
ffalsa 10 months ago
@GormathiusFilms Keys do not drop. Clearly you have no idea what the heck you are talking about.
breznk 10 months ago 3
I think Robin Walker controls the hats.
AdamN1997 10 months ago
The sound the heavies make when they fly in! :D
SexyPyroButt 10 months ago
The Mann Co. Keyblade
+50% Damage Done
Can open Crates with out the need for a Regular "Mann Co. Key"
-100% chance of getting a Unusual Hat
-30% less Damage on Unusual hat Wearers
VirtuaBlueAM2 11 months ago
Gabe doesn't have any rights to take our money after we sell the unusuals for cold cash. That's my opinion.
JokeriPokeri17 11 months ago
I hate Crates... Damn you Gabe! Damn you Mann.conomy! Moar like Mann.robbery!
Demolitionlinchpin 11 months ago
@Demolitionlinchpin It's Robin Walker crybaby! And people had asked for it in the past. So Don't buy keys for the crates then! Just delete them! I still enjoy this game and always will, why? Because the game still plays the same!!! I seriously hate how every TF2 video has these comments now! And if Valve is so greedy, why did they just raise $300,000 to help Japan? Seriously! NO ONE'S FORCING YOU TO BUY STUFF FROM THE STORE!!!!
tudssquadbuisness 10 months ago
@tudssquadbuisness Did I mention that I didn't enjoy the game? No. People may ask for crates for a random unusual. But selling keys with the "bait" of the possibility that you may get an unusual, and wat you only get is equalizers and stuff you could get in game free, it's not very "honest". I purchased keys. I wasted almost 30€ to get keys in the first season of the crates and in this Christmas with the special crates. I expected an unusual that was nowhere to be seen. That is not a fair deal.
Demolitionlinchpin 10 months ago
0:54
The Scout needs to open a crate... with a Keyblade?
ajle9550 11 months ago
Once I opened a crate and found a crate. So I opened that crate and found another crate. I opened that one and got a Pain Train.
KirbyAndLink 11 months ago
The Crates are the TF2 version of the lottery. You lose just about every time. Five out of my five Crate unlocks have been weapons.
SteamNooph 11 months ago
press 2 for heavys derp faice
MistaBunnBunn 11 months ago
"I'll beat this level now and I'll be hungry in an hour!"
TheTSkers 11 months ago
press 3 repeatly and see how heavy toughes shit.. ._.
assasination0sam 11 months ago
0:32 to 0:34 was worth watching this video.
I almost had an heart attack from both surprise and laughing.
Fierce0Deity0Link 11 months ago
Good going. You just delayed Half-Life 3.
McBoregano 11 months ago
Heavy trading force GO!
LOLL!
luketheduke1993 11 months ago
whats the tune at the end?
SgtZippzapp 11 months ago
what I learnt after watching this video, Gabe lives in the Apple universe and can travel between any apple related device
MutantMike90 11 months ago
0:54
Wait.
I thought I was the only one who made the Kingdom Hearts Key + Crate analogy.
MINDBLOWN
CarnivoreAJ 11 months ago
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0:54
Wait.
I thought I was the only one who made the Kingdom Hearts Key + Crate analogy.
MINDBLOWN
CarnivoreAJ 11 months ago
0:54
Wait.
I thought I was the only one who made the Kingdom Hearts Key + Crate analogy.
MINDBLOWN
CarnivoreAJ 11 months ago
So what Gaben is really doing with the money he gets from the charity hats hes taking for himself and using it to buy more crates. Basterd
DarthNihilus0 11 months ago
$99 dollers for a hat? WHAT!!!! (tf2.com)
MonkeySaladShows 11 months ago
Two questions:
1) What was the music at the begining?
2) Where did you get that keyblade?
TwinsaneIncarnation 11 months ago
PRESS 7 FOR WHAT I DID WITH YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT, TREBECK.
ClassyTheBrute 11 months ago
srsly i must be deaf what did the Almighty Gaben say at 0:38 ?
JL3Wind 11 months ago
The iPad
Level 1 Oversized and Overpriced PDA
+ Can build a Gaben and take all the money from the enemy team
+ Gives you a key to open a crate
- Crate contains something useless
- Gaben can take your money
- Unable to build a Sentry Gun, Dispenser or Teleporter
- Makes an oversized Japanese Soldier Head to scream at you and be unable to use your primary, secondary and melee weapons
RobGrix 11 months ago 19
i love the face the trader heavies make.
Shadowking640 11 months ago
i has ten gallon unsaul its my luck.
spore556 11 months ago
hay is the first music from gex?
banjowithkazooie 11 months ago
Saving the world with the keyblade? screw that, use it for crates!
xcloudx01 11 months ago
And this is why TF2 is happily uninstalled for me.
TaiyouSilver 11 months ago
Keyblade for opening crates! mickey mouse should've done that for us...
anyways, this reminds me of that one time when I opened christmas crate with a key i got for free and found razorback or something...
moon3991 11 months ago
GAYBEN
ThaRealElTigra 11 months ago
I died on the soldier coming alive part.
pivotman76012 11 months ago
Uhm...Gabe Newell doesn't have anything to do with TF2 really....Be mad at Robin Walker....
PuzzleboxFilms 11 months ago
OMFG I HAVEN'T PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS IN LIKE 2 YEARS
SuperFly8anzai 11 months ago
Search 'malazt' for the one who disliked.
HPG45 11 months ago
I want that song that plays as scout gets a new pair of bun goats
clawdtarzhet 11 months ago
Keep tapping 5
ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL
psiops56 11 months ago
I liked the KH ref a lot
BowenKainZ 11 months ago
Scouts face at 0:46 is priceless.
drumlip 11 months ago
People who show off the Magnanimous Monarch have a reason now, becuase they made a difference
marcster1994 11 months ago
what does the spy say at 0:26 ?
TheRomanPraetorian78 11 months ago
@TheRomanPraetorian78 I think hes trying to say "Gimme" but turned out into "Yippie" :s
CrazyMikeComics 11 months ago
@TheRomanPraetorian78 Yiffy!
iMcBohsta 11 months ago
Scout is Sora!
paleknight1 11 months ago
Jeez, I know I've heard that song a the end before. Anyone recognize it?
MrAugieDog 11 months ago
115 videos?
NAZI ZOMBIES?!
Kalaka239846 11 months ago
Feelings lucky?
Well do you, punk?
SirFargo 11 months ago
Scout is Keyblade Master.
YXXXXNN 11 months ago
i saw your feets at the 3 heavys flying scene :D awsome vid made me LMAO fav.part unboxing XD
GameFlamez 11 months ago
Robin Walker was the one behind the crates though
dinoman96 11 months ago
A clever scout would have set a regular hat on fire and claimed it was unusual, then sold it quickly and used his ability to run fast to get away before the customer realized that the hat was not unusual and just on fire.
mrhatnclogsurahara 11 months ago
IS THAT A KEYBLADE?
maccusportugal 11 months ago
@maccusportugal nope its a a bag of noodles
OMJosef1996 11 months ago
press 6 for what he is doing with episode three (NOW GET OFF HIS BACK)
MO77H3W 11 months ago 27
@MO77H3W erm, this video has nothing to do with ep3 :o
69Starmix96 11 months ago 20
@69Starmix96 its the fact that everyone says that he ATE ep3 (he is working on it)
MO77H3W 11 months ago
@69Starmix96 the joke is that everyone insults him for delaying episode three and if you press 6 it says "working" to imply that he isnt a useless fatty
MO77H3W 10 months ago
@MO77H3W 7
ImThePie 10 months ago
@ImThePie no its 6
MO77H3W 10 months ago
@MO77H3W i meant 7 ...he says "thanks"
ImThePie 10 months ago
@ImThePie oh lol
MO77H3W 10 months ago
hahaha i love these kinda videos :DD
Alex1421001 11 months ago
You should've made Gabe sensually stroking the crate!
tobiazwar3 11 months ago
Funny thing is that today I was on a Server where someone unboxed an Ususual. Unlucky for our poor Scout however.
TheBrickOnTheLeft 11 months ago
It's not Gabe Newell. It's Robin Walker.
tudssquadbuisness 11 months ago
DUDE GEX ENTER THE GECO MUSIC
Blacknerd 11 months ago
@Blacknerd Heck yes.
mystikka117 11 months ago
Nice use of the music from Fight Club
GFreeman515 11 months ago
I feel comfortable watching this video because I unboxed a burning mining light.
<3
Macedragon37 11 months ago
Gabe Newell will win 2012's Sexiest Man Alive award, and you all know it.
crbn64 11 months ago
WOW! Gabe Newell can run?! How amazing!
bmar896 11 months ago