Encabulator Transmission

[kawimotojunkie]

What a cunning linguist.

[Edgeofthedarkness]

It doesn't matter if what you're talking about is absolute horseshit. If you sound and look like you know what you're talking about you can make people do whatever you want.

[ozricus]

@Edgeofthedarkness The art of BS'ing at its finest.

[pgrob3]

I think he reads the dictionary every night before he goes to bed.

[ubermonkey37]

That's how he talks slang. You don't want to heat him talk proper english...

[hdpvart]

like if like and like

[GoW3Channel]

I can totally understand what he is saying...

[naesdrareb]

Yes, yes, I see...but the real question is...will it blend?

[headshooter2000]

He makes it sound right

[xDustyToy]

I concur.

[PURET0XIC]

All I did while watching this video was nod my head in agreement and say indeed and clearly.

[Beninne]

Imagine living with this guy...

[iduel2010]

I'd love to have a drink with this guy.

[adeeb12321]

@iduel2010 wow iduel I like you man :)

[terminamator]

Why of course!

[SellsZac]

I bet this guy is a great poker player

[TheGuyboHD]

...WTF!?!?!

[WhatIAm99]

Someone PLEASE transcribe this!

[hammer1234509876]

@WhatIAm99 Read the description

[WhatIAm99]

@hammer1234509876 That's not a transcript. Found one on Wikipedia though

[kamratframjandet]

This is what my mother hears when I'm talking about computers.

[tmc161]

What he's saying makes no sense. It's a bunch of made up words 

[richd506]

I used to sell turbo encabulators. Then I took an arrow to the knee...

[toucheJSHAYdynasty]

"It may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation DINGALARM to reduce SOINECE SOYDAL repleneration" WHAT THE FUCK?

[tx26fan]

Who else just heard about 478 words they've NEVER heard before?

[xpwninatorx]

I feel like I'm listening to my Electronics professor...

[MRrastafaril]

Sheldon in 20 years

[williebruciestewie]

@MRrastafaril <Implying that's a decent show.

[kurtreimann1]

Thats sheldon in 30 years!

[FunnyCaster]

the guy in this is literally my friends grandfather.

[arand4]

Is this in English??? I understand German, Portuguese, English, a bit of French and Spanish but I don't understand a word this guy is saying, OMG

[urs4ever86]

I love Magneto

[AtheistActivist]

It's like watching Star Trek

[vaitohi11]

The king of BS'ing.

[liltrev24]

I understood it all until he said unilateral at 0:12. Then it sounded like I was in science class and I fell asleep.

[EASTANAHAMBE]

This guy is good...very funny

[freakman707]

this is why I hate life.

[hammer1234509876]

i gave up at about 55 seconds...

[13zerick]

im just siting here going dont know that word know that word know that word know that word know that word Hey i know that one!

[FunnyCaster]

the amount of words that i knew in that video is equal to the number of dislikes

[13zerick]

@FunnyCaster congrats you knew more words then i did

[eilsow]

In order for the government to even consider buying it, you need to add 2-3 more zeros on the end of that number.

[halomoe]

I'm a 1st year aerospace engineer and only understood afew words... holy crap what I have gotten myself into!!! :/

[heartlightseven]

But why isn't the crucial AngleStrecher not mentioned in this video?

[rebelionzagreb]

...seems legit!

[lordurgod]

and here i was thinking i could speak english

[od107]

this is great! Now i finally know how other people feel when I start talking about work.

(I am an electronics engineer)

[WolfTeilahr1]

".......that side fumbling was effectively prevented." ROFL !!! Sheer comic genius :).

[XTCElites]

To those with an arrow in the knee, I hope your leg gets amputated. Your comments are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[apfeltes]

do you get a free flux capacitor with purchase and free shipping?

[olllj]

this guy still makes more sense than anyone on foxnews!

[juan54321]

simply...WTF

[JenteGlover]

hahaha a i don't know half of what he said

[od107]

@JenteGlover I am pretty sure you don't understand the other half as well as it is all nonsense

[JenteGlover]

@od107 yup i have no idea

[acocobar]

took me 20 seconds to realize it was fake..... apparently some people had a little more trouble than me bahahahhaha

[nysfinest1191]

I just want to know how this man kept a straight face at 1:25

[MrCtiraboschi]

REMIX THIS SHIT!

[HunterVaughanMusic]

wat

[cofd3]

5 seconds in - "Well this is surprisingly easy so far"

10 seconds in - "Damn, whoever posted this to reddit must be mentally challenged to not understand this!'

20 seconds in - "Well fuck me."

[MrAmbrister]

Side fumbling.......I hate when that happens!

[phaidon97]

I know some of those words

[TheSundayclown]

Somebody should create a dubstep version of this.

[WinterInJapan]

wut.

[stegsies93]

how can you not understand?

[ellzybub]

This was very helpful for an amateur mechanic. 5/5

[ATERIFA]

wut?



[trollinnole]

this.is.awesome.

[tantomba]

@Grassdragoon Youtube comments used to be relatively original, then Skyrim came out.

[Vonisty]

@tantomba refer back to the will it blend post only to see that your imaginary compacity for the logical meanterm is primarly inaccurate.

[KIFulgore]

This was not done off the cuff. Still, hilarious.

[HumaneAnon]

verbs adverbs and nouns >_<;;;

[zlogil]

seems legit

[rapbase]

Hilarious.

[squealyparsuperstar]

12/f/chicago

[arnygumball]

@squealyparsuperstar dtf?

[figgles]

God tier technobabble

[Orion8888]

im 12 and what is this

[Rawbeh]

This was off the cuff? HOLY FUCK

[aydinsha]

drawn receprocation dingle arm... lol

[AwdioSurfer]

For everyone that can't read the description

" It's all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along."

[MrMorgantaylor]

I swear he made half of the words up......

[grindsmygearsAU]

I understand.....

[GeirMovies]

can you explain to me again the part where you talked about stuff?

[MrPiPPo]

Even if I try, I still can't understand what he's saying.

[wombalrus]

Unilateral phase defractors, of COURSE!

[TheNothingDoing]

So this is where Bill Cosby got it...

[jaminscript]

These words. I know some of them!

[bjkjf76]

He deserves a Nobel Prize in Trolling

[Juna51999]

I'll side-fondle your lunar-wang...

[nofrendo]

Capacitive irractance?

[protocos1]

successful troll is successful

[Freedom21stCenturi]

MIND = BLOWN

[csours]

But what is its VX ratio???

[xxafrosamuraixx]

but will it blend?

[Dann123100]

I love the writings of Dr Suess!!

[gommmme]

Go on.........

[littlepowerbit]

He is the only person ever to be able to say the word "basically" and actually reduce something to it's basics.

[REDYELLOWGRASSGRASS]

Ok, I know what those words mean separately......

[kevick19]

I respectfully disagree.............

[lasereyesstudios]

This makes more sense than a combustion engine.

[linton58]

I will never again take the phrase, "It's not rocket science." for granted ever again...

[DanishSprode]

Everything he said is accurate.  It's science. I'm a scientist.

[TopGunOriginal]

Not sure if this is very subtle sarcasm or if I'm an idiot

[yaimthat1dude777]

Hah! He said shaft.

[TroIlIl]

no shit sherlock!

[hadomaru1121]

Was this scripted to be as difficult to understand as possible?

[BWKsoccer06]

my thoughts exactly

[BAMForama69]

This guy must be friends with Bill Cosby.

[MrOhraesisstrakur]

So the penis goes into the vagina?

[TheRealAcren]

Is this real life?

[bydrew333]

I like turtles

[KrAcKhEaD217]

Reciprocation dinglearm eh? do go on.

[zegermans750]

I like how this makes $750,000,000 look like an insane amount of money to spend on something useless. That buys 1/3rd of a stealth bomber

[thevideoguy666]

Wow, idiots priding themselves in their ignorance. Kill yourselves.

[ImFirm]

I use to under stand this.....then i took an arrow to the phase ditractor

[BasherCoon]

The word I took from this: Nofertronions. 1:23

[southstar66]

ok

[KiwiFlavorMe]

There goes the balls again!

[CNN911Fakes]

WNYW's Jim Ryan is good, but not that good! "purposefully"

[nameofthepen]

@CNN911Fakes - "Jim Ryan", lol. Inside joke about an inside job. ;-))

[CNN911Fakes]

@nameofthepen I said that purposefully.

[doctorjohn666]

Video hurt 16 year old head

[yohank2004]

I'm a junior mechanical engineering student and I onlyunderstand half of these words

[LazyPenguinsBuddy]

I once understood this, until i took an arrow to the knee.

[batfly]

He never did mention the bartledoo stinkalardum! WHY?

[nameofthepen]

Precursor to the Apollo spacecraft technology, right?

[Tressco]

@nameofthepen

CIA funding procedures - the early days.

[nameofthepen]

@Tressco - heh, heh, heh. Indeed! ;-)

[dp29292]

But will it blend?

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

Soooo.....Will this be on the test?

[cleanupman22]

i reverse engineered my toaster and installed by playstation cpu to send gps coordinates to the mars rover

[DutchMasterStatus]

Why the fuck can't people just use shapes to describe panandermic semi bolides...

[jostler27]

What the fuck is a samo-flange?

[DeltaProfasho]

"The acutrama that you will need... ACUTRAMA! What the fuck is that shit?!"

[henryhendrixx]

He's wearing a white lab coat, he knows what he's talking about.

[jmanohk]

If we just replace the Q-36 Space Modulator we will be able to get this to work properly.

[kryonik]

Thumbs up if now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance.

[TBONER069]

@kryonik you had me at modial interaction

[colinrenteria2006]

dingle arm...

[Jordanlong91]

oh the lotus ordeldatype was the main winding... of course

[spastikxchild13]

I don't hypothesize that the malleable logarithmic casing is correctly represented in this moving video file which exists within this hypertext web segment that my web browser is currently parsing.

[iamKEVO7]

french toast



[jkman10]

Yea man, those magneto reluctants

[trololololerable]

"now, basically..."

[iGlaube]

I refuse to believe this is not a troll.

[Rolo19383]

@iGlaube i feel the same way

[3rkid2]

Well... shit.

[TheGameMouse]

Whenever I have a problem with sinusoidal replinication, rather then relying on drawn reciprocation dinglearms, I prefer quasientropic bifabricated resonance absorbers and doohickey type III widget mounts in a sprockle tauncher grip.

[JTGROT]

no more sidefumbling, neat!



[Johnsvloggity]

So this is what would happen if Joseph Ducreux became a professor

[scumpants]

I was just checkin the inline specs on the rotary girder, I'm retarded

[tantomba]

@Fl4pm0nk3y None of these words. :c

[SemajYvad]

0:55 best part ha.....wang shaft .fondling. 

[onehumblebear]

I'm still waiting for the Pendulum song to start.

[WRATHof3LMO]

So...it's able to replenish isometric magnito waves to the turbo-incabulator which will zip zop zoobity bop with the ambadecent lunar-wang shafts? Wtf did I just listen to....

[Hamhaxx]

@PuddlePonders What jokes?

[0330jayjay]

This guy... this is the guy...

[sKwiD]

Doc Brown and 1.21 Gigawatts > This lame guy...

[limsae]

uhuh.. yes... yes.. uhuh..

[CaCaFoGo]

simple right?

[Auggie56]

Looks like a drawing of a turbo 350.