YOU'RE THE DICKHEAD!

[thehenjini]

"Your the dickhead Brett!"

[ashleymatto]

"ah that's really arty" LOLLL

[darthmoo18]

we'll only be five minutes, at least...

[mypetgiantsquid]

Sandwhich in my face! Sandwhich in my face!

[J1MJ4MS]

"Ono she isn't"

"Jemaine your putting oh no together to sound like ono"

"Ono I didn't"

"You did it again!"

"Ono did I?"

aha guys a hereos :')

[emichaels9411]

I love how these guys argue they're so chill they don't even scream at each other m it's just sandwich in my face

[frankovich213]

@emichaels9411 Lol me too! They're legends. As an Aussie, I love the way they make fun of Australia and New Zealand. When Jermaine gets drunk and sleeps with the Aussie girl and then wakes up and realises what he did. I couldn't stop laughing!

They were smart making the fact that they're from New Zealand so obvious in the show because we would have claimed them in a second. Just like we did Russell Crowe.

An old joke here is; What do you call a famous New Zealander? Australian.

[xxaavvssttaa]

(Samoan voice) What are you.. on your way to.. dick meeting ?

Gotta love Rhys Darby <3

[njbfr]

we'll only be five minutes....at least

[CrysisNerd]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[blakerichardsondude]

2:47 Sandwich in my face!

[DubstepRockedYourBed]

Lol @ Jamains poster

[razarsenal180]

"You'll never have a girlfriend, will you?"

[1313mikewb]

Got tomato on my sleeve lol

[mjnzac]

ono i didnt. ono did i?

funny stuff

[ryufireblade]

Aww... such a sweet girl. But seriously, Jermaine's poster is better.

[WhatTehProductions]

am i the only only one who thinks coko is really cute?

[crabsinthebucket]

yoko.. ono, she isn't LOL

[lateralusman87]

 Was this recorded with a potato?

[longgone13]

@lateralusman87 A mashed potato

[WolfGr33d]

We've already got a poster that I did

[ShadowofMeadow]

"I've got tomato in my sleeve"

[TimelesslyTian]

"Sa--sandwich at my face!"

"Yeah well, I said I'd throw a sandwich at your face!

[Burntcurry]

You'll never have a gf will you? lol

[jessicakpat]

aw....sandwich at my face!

[PingPing417]

"I've got tomato in my sleeve...."

[lulababe69]

hahaha *cough* "yoko" *cough* ahh, brilliant.

[JACKSONofSPADES]

I'll throw this sandwich at your face if you say that again.

[lovecitrine]

oh no she isn't

[simonewatson3]

we'll only be five minutes, at least : )

[CuriousWhale]

Ah, Murry's band meetings.

I need to rewatch this show.

[billthecat666]

Rhys Darby was born for the Murray role. As far as I'm concerned, Darby has stolen the show. He's the best part of it. Just brilliant!

[walshc85]

"We'll only be five minutes, alright? At least!"

[Not2L84SoulM8]

"Don't expect too much and you will not be disappointed"

CHOICE.

[TheBugattiw16]

You never have a girlfriend will you? - Priceless look on Jemaines' face.....

[bktenn29]

no, it wasn't a real cough, i said yoko

[etrigan123]

we'll only be 5 minutes.... at least..haha wtf!!!

[hiphophipopotumus]

3:38 -forever alone-

[kemoXZ]

Sandwich Hit ma fayce!

[maverickm808]

"you'll never have a girlfriend, will you?"

[monkey50cal]

@maverickm808 na

[bonuscheesemilk]

I LOVE Jemaine's face when Murray says "You'll never have a girlfriend, will you"

[JJtommerz]

Jemaine's face when he says 'ono i didn't' is just amazing xD

[demonmatty22]

To the 126 people: You're the dickheads.

I can have thumbs up now? Pretty please?

[secretladable]

"We'll only be five minutes, alright? At least!"

[BeeEmEcks]

I got tomato in my sleeve

[JamesastanWAW]

lmao! cant even pick out a few quotes, i love this show.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

"Ah, favouritism - thank you..."

[Erestorfan]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf

LOL!!! These guys are awesome!!!! Yes playing favs...LOL....nothing without BRET!!!!!!!

[LNobiletti]

i've got tomato in my sleeve



[bekmartinez]

you're the dickhead brett! lol



[girlfriendg]

You'll never have a girlfriend, will you?- Murry

*Jemaine's look of despair*

No.-Murry

[scan919]

Murry - "Jermain your putting ono together to sound like ono"

Jermain - ono i didn't

Flight Of The Conchords is so cool 8) xD

[ryanmiskin]

it was a visa application that got denied. the guy's a criminal. carry on.

[ReneeMMitchell]

Hahahaha... 'I've got tomato on my sleeve'

[YAHOOOGIRL1]

*cough* *cough* "Yoko" hahahahaha

"ONO" 

[ElMufro]

Love everything about this.

[NATESOR]

this is terrible.

[hwjackson11]

My favorite TV show EVER...God, I miss these guys!

[oichicken]

"New Zealand....Cool!"

[vintagevibe]

"We'll only be 5 minutes, alright? at least." - classic Murry

[JragonZiNG]

126 people are the dick heads!!!!

[edredr123]

like this pencil... Ah!

[twobutters]

duckhead!

[cobstructive]

Murray reminds me of David Brent (not a bad thing)

[lmfaolewis]

(you'll never have a girlfriend will you , no ) :L

[minifilmsltd]

love the way when jemaine starts to explain whats wrong he still calls her yoko

[gjc82071]

OMG......No way! Behind their agent/manager, that is a Commodore Vic 20 computer! LOL So cool! Who the hell even thought to do that?

[UpwardsFallings]

Gill-friends.

[noneyobitness]

sandwich hit my face!

[bullboy284]

i LOVE his face at 2:08, im 100% straight, but thats one hot motherflipper!

[LeMonsieurMauve]

Just generic comment #432 explaining that his name is Jemaine, not "Jermaine". No "r".

[UnaSolida]

126 people are dickheads

[BrennyBlues]

Rhys Darby is a GREAT comedian.

[SteSecondsLater]

'We'll only be 5 minutes, at least'. HA!

[Mrpeasoup1]

240p... we meet again

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

"Ah, favouritism."

[jerolict]

126 people had sandwich hit their face

[TheMufflicks]

this put me in a good humour

[BOGnz]

"well only be five minutes, at least "

[MrMoneybags93]

I love that split second when Murry contemplates calling bret a dickhead at 2:44

[GPaDLA]

..ive got tomato on my sleeve.

[MrBigolnuts]

"Your the dick head Bret......sorry everyone...he's a visa application denied.....it took a long time to get it resolved........I think the guys a criminal.......sorry..........­....just carry on.......its looking good" Brilliant!! you cant apply that speech o so many different situations!

[Terryleemurphy11]

I love this programme

[siebenny]

from 2:00 to 2:17 the last word of all their sentences rhymed

[siebenny]

"Jermaine you're putting oh no together to sound like ono!"

"oh no i didn't"

" you did it again"

"oh no did i?"

[WillF229]

I want FOTC backkk!!! :(

[PoopinPat]

the grunt of exertion form breaking the pencil...priceless

[AlbusDumblederp]

"You'll never have a girlfriend, will you?"

Jemaine: 3:35

[azzagardner]

"I've got tomato in my sleeve" pmsl



[randomboringusername]

Don't kill me now but is Coco meant to be like ...Yoko??

[MaxKirk21]

@randomboringusername ur fucking retarded

[randomboringusername]

@MaxKirk21 Ok. Thanks for that.

[craigtregear]

We'll only be five minutes..... at least.

[TheAwesomeGear]

Fuck! It annoyed me how shitty they were towards Coco, she's was the perfect girlfriend and Brett's simple-minded ass threw her to the side. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 8\ He was better off chasing after her than being in the band!!!!!

[luimnb]

sandwich hit my face...

[MrAirsoftpistols]

all the people who dislike flight of the conchords are  DICKHEADS

IVE GOT TOMATO ON MY SLEEVE

[MrAirsoftpistols]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i fuckin lovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee flight of the choncords yeahhhhhhhhhh

[iRichaa]

hahahaha yoko ono!!

[daisydooo57]

ive got tomato on my sleeve

[MichelleJeananne]

I've got tomato in my sleeve.

[landcrabs]

124 people are dickheads.

[GregJoshuaW]

"You'll never have a girlfriend, will you? No."

[CJMcGuire24]

favouritism

[Rickokun]

It will only be 5 minutes......

at least!

[haChristy]

haha

"favoritism..."

[thatsmejumpin]

1. Turn on closed captions

2. Go to 0:30

3.Laugh

[Pennice]

@thatsmejumpin Try 1:01. I didn't think Tom Hanks was that bad...

[y2xtreme1]

"It will only be 5 minutes at least" anyone else find that hilarious?

[fendarifik]

"Iv got tomato in my sleeve"

[TheMoodyMoose22]

I love how a suggested video is 'like lord of the rings?' :L

[Jullaan89]

i love coco, she's so arty. :p

[XtremeBurrito1]

I got tomato in my Sleeve haha

[MarkM100391]

New Zealand...Cool

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

haha i love how brett remains so calm when he throws a sandwhich at jemaines face xD

[smgdob1977]

Murray taking the minutes of the meeting on a post-it.....fucking brilliant!!!!!!

[thimon1986]

"jermaine's nodding in approval"

[mxer145]

@thimon1986 jemaine

[redsrul3015]

"not a favoritism"............lol

[hattorihanzo69]

2:48 Murray- Oh here!!!

[BrockerzNZ]

Best. Scene. Ever.

[jamescfc1]

HOLY SHIT MURRAY DIDN'T TAKE ROLL CALL!

[dharpify1]

@jamescfc1 he already had in this episode

[ruthio1]

@jamescfc1 lol shocking he didnt even check to see if he himself was there

[MrRlgreaves]

....*pencil breaks* AWHH

[jaybou007]

@SwuaveWEB lame reply.

[jaybou007]

@DNAdrianMorris: Not my intention. Exactly why i'm watching the stuff instead of trying to do comedy.

[TheDogslobba]

Hahaha the head office guy is from yes man

[whodatchink]

The title is spelled wrongly. It should be "You're the Duckhid"

[MrMcShanio]

Jermaine's face when Bret's opening his sandwich is unbelievably amazing!

[beeve17]

2:45



[beeve17]

#t=2m44s

[ratedafilm]

Points at his face "Sandwich hit my face"

[cfeastuk]

The size difference between the heads on Jermain's poster. Epic!

[MrTamaguy]

@cfeastuk I have a shirt of that poster

[garryjones2]

@cfeastuk pmsl

[jaybou007]

124 peeps think Jemaine's poser is better.

[SwuaveWEB]

@jaybou007 lame comment

[DNAdrianMorris]

@jaybou007 U SO EDGEY LOL. GO IN2 STANDUP U FUNNI MAN

[JJ445]

who else prefers Jermaine's poster?

[SeamusMclaggin]

Why does Bret always have the best sweatshirts?

[92NDK]

I've got tomato in my sleeve

[MrTamaguy]

"New Zealand. Don't expect too much, you will love it."

[1awesomemac1]

I brought you guys lunch.

Favoritism

Here's yours

Oh thanks

Ahahaha.

Cmu

[spacemonkeygaz]

124 people have tomato on their sleeve.

[BeautifulLilyFlowerx]

I love the poster Jermaine made :P they should make that an album cover!!

[boy2skill]

it's so cool n funny XD

[Seangill92]

the guys a criminal, sorry, just carry on. lmfao

[jaybou007]

124 peeps love to receive sandwiches in their face.

[DeVermeuln]

@jaybou007 and they deserve it!

[JedSkates]

Sandwich hit my face!

[cky283]

thought it was murrAy

[mcdarklink]

The whole thing is fantastic... band uniforms.....

[mrmordecaigreen]

I've got tomato in my sleeve

[MrDBRADLEY14]

i like the poster jemaine did, his face is really big and brets head is almost non existent

[MrMortenbra]

2:45 - 2:50 is just magic.

[Niko8318]

Murray: jermaine don't call her yoko coco sit down now jermaine what seems to be the problem

Jermaine: well I think yoko I trying to split up the band

Hahaha funny

[Charliethechamp1]

It's a bit wierd that im expecting to get thumbs up. . When i think about it, i never actually thumb up anybody else ! :<

[MrToiletclogger]

1:16 LOL!

[MrHeebieJeebie8]

2:47 to watch Jermaine get hit hit tha face with a sammich

[Mellionxbread]

Yoko=Coco... Jermaine's logic is flawless!

[Michael4TheWin]

when Murray uses profanity you know you dun f***** up

[andyt5303]

Oh no she isn't.

Jermaine your putting oh no together to sound like oh no.

Oh no i didn't.

You did it again.

Oh no did I?

I love how hes trying not to laugh while saying it.

[ChiliWilly16]

@andyt5303 its Ono. Like yoko Ono.

[MrLeviCastro]

I've got tomato in my sleeve.

[MultipleAdam]

777777777777777777777777. 

[XDjames123]

it wasnt a real cough, i was saying yoco

[keirrocks]

Keep pressing 3 - Jermaine's suspicious. 

[RoboIILemur]

@keirrocks  Pressing 1 and 3 is pretty cool too.

[ethanissocool]

Can I be the shaft?

[AlphaKennyBody25]

press 7 lol

[raist173]

"why did you say that, shes nothing like yoko" "Oh no..she isn't" *smirk* JERRMMAINE YOU'RE PUTTING OH NO TOGETHER TO SOUND LIKE ONO!!! oh no i didnt you did it again ! oh no did i??

hahaha

[nzvideo]

Great poster...sorry..coco's was better than Jemaine's..Ha !!!

[AlbusDumblederp]

New Zealand... Cool!



[c00t999]

PRESS 7 TO SKIP TO "DIK HED" ACTION ! xD

[stingo101]

duckhid:P

[ecconz]

@stingo101 Hahaha I knew as I saw your comment you would be an Aussie! :D.

[go651]

damm i wish i had that poster :)