Raccoon Willie: The Staircase

[vasquezleslie85]

my favorite part is when u say nonono

[DynamicMuffin]

This reminds me of a criminal and a searchlight.

[actionadventures]

Thumbs up : )

[FroggyHope]

Does he have all his shots. Rabies keep me away from petting wild animals.

[howardkevinm]

@FroggyHope lol hes not a pet.

[tokiohotelpunkbaby]

Props for having patience man, I would've had him taken away by now haha

[Aznfat901]

aren't raccoon nocturnal? o_o

[UKairsoft94]

paranormal activity!

[monkey50cal]

@UKairsoft94 more like paranormal fativity

[damygeebo]

@monkey50cal lmao... he is soooo fat!

[dewnolan41]

I have been trying to figure out what you are doing to my house...love Willie

[VideoxMistress]

"Where have you been?"

"Up your ass and around the corner bitch." lol

Haha, he looks thoroughly confused. Like, wtf. This place is completely diffirent. This is fucked.

[dukelinius]

can you touch willie or will he bite you?

[sherik5]

Is he a wild raccoon? Does he just come back to visit once in a while? Cause you had him since he was a baby didn't you?

[massecure630]

@sherik5 He's a wild raccoon

[shaunnamariehyde]

u should post the one with willie and the fishys!!

[damygeebo]

@shaunnamariehyde ...huh?

[LordJaric]

so is it the camera, the light, or you that he gets mad at.

[damygeebo]

@LordJaric ...he was mad that i caught him sneaking around. sometimes these animals don't like any extra company!

[CHINGATEPUTO123]

@damygeebo  is he always this mean?

[damygeebo]

...all raccoons are mean. [and retarded]

[brutecm830]

@damygeebo Not really. You guys are both assholes to each other. So, It's kind of a mutual relationship?

[damygeebo]

@brutecm830 ...hmmm, not as mutual as ur relationship w/ur pedophile grandpa. lol. been drinkin alot of protein shakes lately? lmao!!!

[brutecm830]

@damygeebo Being an asshole to everyone isn't going to make you friends, either.

[damygeebo]

@brutecm830 ...oh, rlly? well i gain abot 150 per week on here. how is ur friend list stacking up? we up ovr 1,000 on Facebook these past 3 months. come check us out... we welcome all losers like urself! lol

[brutecm830]

@damygeebo They like the raccoon, not you. And I'm a loser? How so? You've never met me, you can't just judge me when nobodies done anything wrong to you. All you do is retaliate with these stupid remarks that make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

[damygeebo]

@brutecm830 ...ur a loser emo gamer fag, and u can't get any real dates, and that's why ur mother still breast feeds u to this day, lmao!!!

[brutecm830]

@damygeebo Mmk, whatever. I'm not going to fight with like a 30 year old man on youtube. Me or you wouldn't gain anything from it.

[damygeebo]

@brutecm830 ...nobdy's fiting w/u, ur just a loser emo gamer fag, w/a loser channel, an u cant get a date 2 save ur life. lol

[brutecm830]

@damygeebo Lol? At least I don't abuse my fucking pets.

[tyrannicoystercult]

@damygeebo hahah i thought you were being a dick, but then i looked at the guy's channel. so true hahah

[damygeebo]

@tyrannicoystercult ...huh?

[TacoShivers]

@damygeebo How do we know its not a different Racoon? Since its been two years etc

[damygeebo]

@TacoShivers ...wow. maybe it WAS a different raccoon everytime i made a new vid. like maybe a new one came in frm th forest each time like a spy. [wtf is wrng w/u?]

[slitor]

Look! he's REALLY cute and all but you CAN'T have this dude in your house...! look at what he's doing to it!

[Bibimykitty]

Hm....maybe WIlli don't like your lamp.....XD I heard that Raccoons got a super vision and maybe this bright light makes he want to run away XD

ANYWAY,:Willie is adorable,take good care of him

[olia2611]

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[olia2611]

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[Reartuo]

So, I see you are still with willie. He is gone all the time, gets angry and abusive when you ask a few questions. Gets violent with you, and still you take him back? You think that maybe you got some kind of battered pet owner syndrome?

LOL, hey bro, serious question. Is peta still after you?

[damygeebo]

...yeah, i actually released him over two years ago. the vids make it look like he's a pet, but he's as wild as any other. lol

[paulakaye5]

Hey damygeebo! Yeah... Trying to help "wild or feral" animals is an effort very rarely understood by anyone who hasn't done it.... Personally, yeah, I can see that as Willie ages a bit more he's gonna calm down... A bit... But, the fact that you've given him such an awesome start in Life is almost worth the torture of the kitchen! (Also, I like the way you used the flashlight to mollify him a bit... He may never be "domesticated or tame", but, you seem to have trained him - a bit... GRAPES HELP

[AlariceFerox]

@v757b

I have to agree- that was a fucking amazing burn.

[strictlyformyninja]

Willie seems quite moody. Is that normal behavior amongst raccoons?

[k1ssmyc0w]

so hes not a house pet, you guys are just buddies. how exactly did that all happen LOL

[genmama1955]

So does Willie come and go? I was under the impression that he was a house raccoon??? Gotta love him anyway! His post card is on the way! Happy Holidays. xoxo

[damygeebo]

...yeah he's wild, so i rarely see the animal.

[alicechaos]

Just what are you and Willie doing to your house????

[Jookkor]

I like how your pet is filled with contempt and hatred for you, and actively wants to kill you. Its like an honest version of everyone you know.

[damygeebo]

@Jookkor ...i like how you watch FRED videos all day, and then pleasure yourself when you look at pictures of your grandfather in drag.

[v757b]

@damygeebo

HAHAHAHA.  Denied!

Raccoon Willie is bomb.

[iluvdorx11]

Haha at 0:44 Willie looks so cute

[Jelloxox]

hOLY SHIT! iVE HERD STORIES ABOUT PPL OWNING COONS BUT GOOD LORD!

I think their adorable but that thing is a monster! No thanks!

[chinaeskimo]

Hi! How old is Coon Willie now? About 2 1/2?

[damygeebo]

@chinaeskimo ...yup, 2yrs 6mos. looks pretty healthy don't he? winter's coming so he's alot thicker this time of year.

[muttonbuster]

Looks like William stole a bunch of beer nuts from The Wild Tanuki Tavern, came home fitshaced, and was eating them Hasselhoff style off the floor.

[damygeebo]

@muttonbuster ...haaaa! that is so like Hasselhoff on the carpet! lol, i remember that video!

[tyrannicoystercult]

you should get a little mitt to smack and play fight with him, would be fun to have some answer to the claws

[jmarko313]

do you ever cuddle with it

[pinchi602]

lately willie video´.s became a lil be bored

[damygeebo]

@pinchi602 ...yeah, you should prolly go back to watching FRED, lol.

[ILoveDogsandHarleys]

HAAAAAAAA Willie is Awesome!!

[damygeebo]

@ILoveDogsandHarleys hey now... just because you hate black people doesn't mean you should make fun of the ghetto. am i gonna have to flag you for making racist comments? hate speech is a big no-no on this forum, young man.

[mct92]

First of all... Love your videos man! (Especially cat whisperer! :D )

BUT

Has willie become agressive? I remeber when he was young, he was calmer and much more cuddly, well, a little bad boy he sure was :) But not agressive!

Do you know what happened?

[damygeebo]

@mct92 ...coons are born agressive and surly. it's a myth that they turn mean; they're that way from day one.

watch the 'Sleepy Coon' vid and you'll see Willie's agressive behavior as a small cub.

[yipenandgripen]

yo is your raccoon protected from rabies

[damygeebo]

@yipenandgripen ...i tell him to carry a condom wherever he goes. i hope you do the same.

[Trickiie]

@damygeebo LOL

[ScarletPistolero]

I am glad that Willie knows how to hiss. Umm cause then he can protect himself in the outside. Willie can hiss himself out of trouble if he is surprised. I like when he eats grapes. And he is a fine coon. And I would pet him.

[HattieLovesCattie]

Willie is cute and spoiled for a " wild raccoon".

[damygeebo]

@HattieLovesCattie ...ha! he sleeps out in the cold, and i never leave food out for him.

[HattieLovesCattie]

Well,you had one video last year of Willie " visiting " and eating red grapes from Hy-Vee.I believe it was around Xmas.

[dude8001]

i want him

[EvilKitten10]

he's a ninja!

[ScarletPistolero]

@EvilKitten10 I think that Willie is not a ninja. I think that he is a outlaw in the old west. with a heart of gold. And Willie is good at bein an outlaw. And I would like to be his sidekick in the outside.

[yakuza360]

hes all like: you ripped the carpet and broke the windows WIthOUt me?! And i thought we were buddies!! hmp

[yakuza360]

omgg its been so long willie is like a big bear i think he just ate a shark lol you should video yourself more with willie he cant have all the fun deep down i know you love this little bitch alots lols

[rikkimosescoon]

I didn't realize Willie had been released. I thought he was your pet to stay. He sure is a handsome guy!

[damygeebo]

@rikkimosescoon ...yeah, Willie was raised with very little human contact and released when he was 7 months old. he's very much a wild animal. and he's more than 2.5 years old now!

[rikkimosescoon]

Its nice that he comes back to visit though. Can you handle him at all? I know some who have released and they still came back for back scratches etc.

[damygeebo]

@rikkimosescoon ...yeah, in the 'Playtime!!!' video he is very affectionate/playful as a full grown adult, but he was raised to not approach humans.

[melora72]

I didn't ralize you had released him that young How often does he come to visit? How does he let you know he's there? Scratch at the door? I was concerned that you have been encouraging his agression in the last few videos. Now I know why. Just don't overdo it.

[damygeebo]

@melora72 ...this is normal raccoon behavior. they're also very playful, too. wild animals should never be treated like pets or be 'humanized'.

even well kept exotics lash out at their keepers, regardless of how well they've been treated. it's just in their nature.

[ScarletPistolero]

At one time I owned a Great Pet Bat. But it flew away.

[damygeebo]

@ScarletPistolero ...bats have wings?

[ScarletPistolero]

Yes. Well it wasn't much of a pet. It lived in my barn. It seemed to like Stevie Ray Vaughn. One day it wasn't there anymore. Who knows where the heck a bat might go. Meh....

[damygeebo]

@ScarletPistolero ...oh, so u bullsh**tting this whole forum then, huh?

[ScarletPistolero]

???? No. I wouldn't touch a bat. Rabies surely suck. But Raccoons are just as susceptible as well. Maybe I missed out on a chance for a bat channel akin to yours. It'd be hard to find a bat to beat Willies personality though.

[Mime59100]

its pretty cool the relationship you have with him

[melissajkxoxo]

what a grunter! cheer up Willie

[kikoredog]

Willie, your black. Its ok though, someone loves you!

[modskii]

What's up with your house?

[catfacecathead]

how gothic

[ragnaice]

Willie, you have all my compassion. I probably would have wanted to hiss at the flashlight poltergeist...

[meanlolli]

hi damygeebo and willie from meanlolli! Love the new video-did you get the card we sent you? We're glad to see willie-we worry about him being an outdoor coon and all

[boomtobim]

what's with the flash light? i'd be pissed too if i were willie

[MaureenwithSlinky]

Willie,

Be careful on the staircase--there's no banister.

[MaureenwithSlinky]

Hooray! A new Willie video. I needed this really bad!

I think you disturbed Willie's comfort zone with your remodeling. I have a feeling change is not easy for Willie.

Also you should have asked Willie to help pull up the carpet, and help you with the remodeling--he did such an interesting job on your kitchen awhile back.

Willie is NOT a "little bitch" but you are a delayed adolescent!

[rainbowpagan]

ha I don't think he likes the flash light that much

[CanadianBeaver]

Peace and Love!

[consuelo1962]

Why was Willi in such a bad mood...? he is getting to be a bit too "wild animal" ....Willie..?

[Starbuckfsd]

Someone was NOT in a good mood! What's wrong Willie?

[LtActionCam]

Willies gonna kill someone one day 0_0

[StarPir1315]

Willie I missed seeing you. What no Halloween video? You need a flashlight--Willie.

[jakobsike]

i just love willie!

[OoBecause7Ate9oO]

I don't think he likes the re-modeling you've done. It wasn't approved by him like the last bit of re-modeling you did. Don't you remember? It's necessary for Willie to inspect all re-modeling jobs prior to doing them...like the rafters he hung from in an earlier video...it wasn't approved, so he had to inspect it, ha ha.

Nice to see you again, Willie. Be sure to come back soon!

[ScarletPistolero]

WILLIE!! Nice to see you, you striped bandit.

[zippo69]

Are you getting laminated floors done?

[PhilipsSBC]

Let me guess he just hates the flashlight?

[sugarhigh100]

Willie is a little grumpy! :D

[Anticept]

I think its coming up on breeding season... maybe that's why Willie has such a horrible attitude :P

[ttk1opc]

Once my raccoon flew the coup he was never the same, acted just like Willie, and it happens quickly too. Miss the little bitch though.

[gunnerdog1211]

Little bitch! HA!

[Gabbos]

will he hurt you when he gets like that?

[Anticept]

Heh, willie is like an angry teenager in this film, except he has really sharp teeth and big claws, so I imagine that he would infact bite the crap out of damygeebo if he wasn't quick enough...

[faeriegeek]

Ah, Willie. Still as evil as every I see. Hehe.

[Stillawakelate16]

Where has he been? We miss you and willie.

[MariposaMegan]

My cat acted the same way when we re-did our living room! I thought she was going to kill me.

[megatroll]

Aaaaah! I'm so glad to see Willie again! ^^

He's so cute! :3

But what do you mean with "you rarely see him"? Did I miss something? I thought he lives with you in your house? :(

[damygeebo]

@megatroll ...dude, he's a wild animal, not a pet. he lives in a forest.

[megatroll]

REALLY!? (O__O)'

Oh, I didn't know that. ^^

Hehe, that's actually even cooler! :D

Wow, I live near a forest too and I wish there would be wild animals visiting me! XD

[Sepharite]

Oh, damn. I swore he was your pet, after seeing all those videos. Now I'm sad =(

[damygeebo]

@Sepharite ...be happy! wild animals should be free to roam about, with no master.

[KakurineSaTalyn]

How did you get you and Willie become 'attached' to the point he visits your home, being 'wild'? is he ever 'affectionate' or clam to linger near close proximity to you? Did you take him in your care when he was young and then release him once he matured, like 'em animal rehabilitation folk?

[KakurineSaTalyn]

In any case, I'm proud of your attitude to regard Willie as a creature with a distinct sort of personality, rather then somebody who'd freak out every time a 'pest raccoon' is near and try to trap/exterminate him from the property. It's amusing and interesting to watch Willie, wondering what makes him tick and why he might behave as he does. I am so bored. xD :3

[EdTheBadass]

you know what makes life not boring?

Stay with me on this now...

Are you ready ?

- A JOB

[damygeebo]

@EdTheBadass ...what makes life not boring is 8 national cable TV spots, network TV in both the UK and Australia and news spots in many other countries. oh, and neary $20,000 over the past 12 months in revenue just from these silly two minute clips!

of course, i'm sure you got PLENTY of game. : )

[EdTheBadass]

"and neary $20,000 over the past 12 months in revenue just from these silly two minute clips! "

I cry in envy, if that's what you wanted to hear!

My fat bastard cat isn't good even for 1 min. videos...

[KakurineSaTalyn]

I wish my job at a Kellogg packaging warehouse was amusing. Unfortunately where I live in Canada it's a bit tough for an experienced student to get a decent position anywhere interesting. It's sarcastic jackasses like you and folks like damygeeboo that make my free time enjoyable. Oh, and books, movies, sex, animals, videogames, and boxing as well. :3

[michu070]

he raised it from a baby, and raised it untill a while ago when he let it go live in his back yard(the woods)

it bites him in other videos, but not hard, like other pets

but it comes back every once and a while

[facekoo]

I don't think you quite understand michu070 damygeebo and Raccoon Willie are at war. They're sworn enemies. Ever since the day Raccoon Willie killed their master.

[HeyLookaSquirrel]

...reminds me of that dean koontz book lol

[KakurineSaTalyn]

lol, thanks for explaining guys. xD

[superstarwarsrocks]

It's been a while but glad to see Willie is back.

He seems alot more angry since his last few visits.

[damygeebo]

@superstarwarsrocks ...say what? did you even watch the 'Raccoon Attack' vid? that was Willie at his worst!

[superstarwarsrocks]

I said "He seemed alot more angry since his last FEW visits" which were "Raccoon Willie: Intruders" and "Raccoon Willie: Playtime".

I already know he was extremely "ANGRY" in some other videos.

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

Uhhhmm... Are you worried about rabies?

[johnmcurry]

you can give them rabies shots.

[KakurineSaTalyn]

It's just fun to watch animals unperturbed. If you worry about that, you should add parasites and ticks, etc. Rabies is nasty but D man can get the shot too, if Willie ever catches it and strikes. If it's that needle in the gut, it'd hurt like hell though... ;o

[WishingTikal]

willie <3

[altaski]

very stanley kubrick, mr. damy...

[KarlyyMiracle]

i think he hates you. LOL what an aggressive little animal.

you feed him so he can't complain..

[damygeebo]

@KarlyyMiracle ...ha-ha! he's been plotting my death since the day he was born! it's a good thing i rarely see him anymore!

[AlexsDamnFilms]

Willie!!!!!!!!<3