Patrice Oneal on how tattoos suck

[hambone9119]

Its properly more rebellious to get a tattoo which doesn't mean shit, and not care what other people thing, i just love looking at my arms, with tattooes all over em, i just like em. and its funny as hell when people ask me what my meanings are, i always say what meaning there's nothing there. they are paintings for my skin nothing more.

[hambone9119]

I Have tattooes do they mean anything no fuck no, and i really couldnt give a fuck simple as that, i have randy marsh tattooed on my arm with testicles in a microwave why because its fucking funny, No meaning couldnt care less, simple as that.

[CoolerKing37]

Really, Auschwitz?

[sleepyasfuck]

would have loved to hear joe rogan debate him on this subject

[WizardAcid]

Why get a shitty tattoo when you're 20 that you'll probably regret when you're 30? Why not just hang up cool art work on your wall? I personally think tattoos are stupid! Although if people spend a long time thinking about it before doing it, fine. I feel like too many people say,"Hey! I woke up today and want to get a tattoo!" Here's a video I made about the subject: /watch?v=SMaEf0S8UFc I want to remake it and not hold anything back when I make it again!

[ShantyIrishman]

Dammit and I just got an R.I.P. Patrice tattoo

[wesdct]

i have a couple visible tats on my arms but i hate tats on girls for some reason

[ALCscratch]

I fucked a chick that had the tattoo "Nothing lasts forever" across her chest. I knew where things were going from the very start, lol.

[Inzanex1]

@ALCscratch LOL same here brother, same here.

[DayoOntheTube]

Rest in Peace my dude.

[yostokies]

RIP

[abernam]

7:02 - Everyone cares, Patrice! RIP.

[dogshittaco24]

There's nothing more unattractive than a woman in a fancy dress with tattoos showing. They're okay for men, but when done in excess on a woman it makes her look like trash.

[deathcoresucks1]

If you idiots bitching about black guys not understanding tattoos because they can't get colored ink stop being a faggot we can just most black guys don't kn ow shit about tattoos my mom has colored tattoos it lays on the skins surface maby you fuckers should learn something

[pboisei]

My little sisters frend has the lips tattoo on his neck! lol

[owlcu]

Of all the people you'd expect to have tattoos, Iggy Pop doesn't have any at all. Not one. It's kind of shocking in an ironic way, but I think it's because he's so wild he IS a tattoo, so it would be redundant.

[sudokcd]

Dated a girl who let one of her friends in high school tattoo a butterfly on her ankle. It came out as three blobs of different color all spaced out with nothing connecting them. The guy must have been fucking with her.

[jbudrow1]

riotgear78 its just funny that your so bitter that everyone that hears you speak probably turn around, look at each other, and say under their breath... 'lets leave this d-bag' and prob never call you again so you sit here and say stupid shit on youtube... hahahahahaha d-bag

[riotgear78]

Fuck this nigger he's just mad cause his shit colored can't showcase beautiful skin art. Anyway niggers like him shoot of their mouth not thinking about their fan base. I mean for the most part his fans are niggers just like him , most of whom have tattoos on them.

[InsaneBillykane]

@riotgear78 Hey look its the pretentious tat douche. All races like him, your just a mad skinny cunt, and all your friends are crackheads.

[AngryFalconsFan]

Fuck any kind of tattoo.

[LogSNES]

Tatoos are fucking garbage, I don't consider it much of an art form either, skin is a horrible surface too

[permanentinc717]

fml....my whole throat/neck is tatted. thanks patrice for making me feel like shit. smh.

[RomanianDaci]

I cant care when a black guy talks shit about tattoos cause all they can get is black ink

[rafstubeID]

haha patrice is the man

[ninjarlou]

"Bitch, your in my life" lol real ass shit!

[dus1091]

Ha ha, I love tats, but that's funny right there! :)

[JamesOhGoodie]

I'm really into tattoos, but Patrice is totally right. I work in graphic arts and at one of my shitty old day jobs, I had wannabe rappers come up to me all day asking me to draw their tattoo of their emcee name, trace a photograph of their kid, or some dumb phrase. Don't get a PHRASE tattooed you pretentious fuck. You think it's deep, everyone else is rolling their eyes. And don't pay shmucks like me to design it. Pay your tattoo artist. That's just bad etiquette.

[chouston80]

@JamesOhGoodie emcee? wtf is this word and what does it mean? the correct spelling i M.C which stands for master of ceramonies. rappers began using it as a tribute to m.c's that would come out on stage and introduce the acts before they went on

[dogshittaco24]

My BF has not only tatts, but prison tatts, which are pretty easily distinguishable. Not only did he get a full sleeve, he also got the neck tattoo. If I hadn't beenwith him 8 years and invested time in him, I would have dumped him. Trash.

[dslcobra]

I disagree with oPie. I live in NYC but, not Manhattan. When I see two guys holding hands, I'M STILL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[crazymermaid]

i have nothing against people getting tattoo's at all .but personally speaking.i would never have one............you can't divorce a tattoo....not without a  visible scar anyway.....no thank you............... easier to get rid of a husband

[elizabeth112k7]

Tattoos are played out! I cant wait to see all ya'll in 50 yrs when gravity takes over!

[ryanspeed]

@elizabeth112k7 Agreed!! All these stupid butterflies that women get tattooed above their butts will look like wrinkled rabid bats about 50 years from now!

[leeham987]

i have tattoos but this is still funny lol

[ch1mpanzeethat]

I have tattoos but i dont like tattooed women. It always looks cheap, always. And the neck/prison/nautical star tattoos are disgusting on men or women. People think the "tattoo club" is one big thing, but it really isnt.

[bregsonmitchell]

A beautiful woman with a tattoo is like a glass of sparkling, fabulously expensive champagne laced with piss.

[Trevorandthetree]

Tattoos are to me the equivalent of bumper stickers. They both kinda annoy me. especially annoying is when multiple sociopolitical/consciousness raising bumper stickers are plastered all over the back of a car. beh

[espo222]

Patrice is so fuckin funny

[TheLovestain69]

Well I disagree. I have some tattoos and piercings and I love them. But I your guyes opinions are valid. I dont wana argue with anyone on it, just sayin my opinion.

[ReALiTeeChEkk]

i hate how tattoos are mainstream now. The last thing i would ever get is a tattoo now that every dork u see has one.

[tna4mex]

good point , even straight edge rebels have tats and they've lost their meaning

[iSOBigD]

I love how people wanna stand out and express their individuality...by getting tattoos and piercings just like every other young person out there. They all look the same, they all have the same shitty tramp stamps, pierces eyebrow, lip and cheeks but hey, they're different, right? I don't have any tats or piercings and I don't plan on getting some either. I'm probably the only 25 year old in Eastern Canada to not have any and that makes me more unique than any of these douchebags.

[TheGreaterGood80]

@iSOBigD I remember being a kid in the late 80's/early 90's and tattoos were pretty rare. If you had one, it meant you were in the Navy, or in a biker gang, or a roadie for Metallica. You didn't see them on soccer moms or yuppies or teen girls. If you think Eastern Canada is bad, California will appall you. Here even hotshot big city lawyers have the punk rock/Japanese sleeve tatts. Individuality through conformity? What a joke

[OzzyCooperManson]

Haha its so true I've always thought this myself. Tats sure aren't what they used to be. I dont have any personally and most people would think id be the first to have them.

[CoolerKing37]

Yuck. I hate the "meaningful" tatoos.

[eatmybreads22]

fuck retro anything and fuck your tattoos

[TheGoogler77]

I have a tribal tat from maori tribe when I played Rugby.

There's nothing wrong with tats. Just get one that actually means something. 

[reh629]

so fucking true. tats use to mean something. now everybody has one. do these morons realize you'll be 40 one day.

[mattjindrak]

Gotta express that individuality man. Cause you know everyone cares. I'm gonna tattoo my shopping list on my grundle so I don't forget to buy eggs.

[howtotruckdriver101]

So true.

[Kurse14]

"Your rebellion means nothing. I'm just a lonely fat guy with no Twitters."

[Nor1962]

patrice rules

[chunkadelic1]

"Nothing, absolutely nothing is shocking anymore" - Cee-lo Green

Download "Cee-lo Green - Stray Bullets"

[shaezarian86]

I think Patrice is fucking dead on right on.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol, Jim Nortons joke about the dead baby's dates made me fucking rofl

[hisoj]

I heavily agree with patrice here

[erikinhawaii]

Funny but people out here in Hawaii put their families death date on the back of their car window with shit like " In loving memory." I wish I had the balls to go up to them and say ' Ahh, I feel so bad for Carlos Guerrero Domingo AKA Bo Boy, I hope now Bo BOy is in heaven with the angles"

[mrg00ddude]

yo9-11inside operation Patrice Oneal agrees infowarsOcom

[djdogjuam]

I've never really heard opie and anthony before, but from this, I wouldnt choose to again. It's just Patrice talking and their little injections suck and aren't funny. I wonder how much silent time they would have without a guest.

[jagerandweed]

@djdogjuam "Hoo Hoo I invented silent time, Robin"

Shut up you queer.

[djdogjuam]

@jagerandweed lol what are you, Opie's boyfriend, can't take an opposing opinion?? Go suck his dick some more gayboy

[jagerandweed]

@djdogjuam AWWW whats the matter did i get under baby's skin? Please kill yourself.

And to answer your questions; no i'm not opie's boyfriend. No, I can take an opposing opinion when it appears to be well thought out and researched. You're just a douche and i'm calling you out for it. Don't get mad gayboy.

[shedgen0]

Tattoos really have lost all meaning, like ppl just look like dorks with them. Some wigger has "live and die for the streets" and he's from an upperclass community, it's so pointless

[TheGreaterGood80]

@shedgen0 and don't forget the girls who get Chinese character tramp stamps that they think say something meaningful when it actually says "whore" or "slut"

[erikinhawaii]

@TheGreaterGood80 LOL I work with a Japanese guy who sees this all the time here in Hawaii and laughs every time. For your information people, Japanese kind of smirk and look down at people who put kangi characters on their bodies. These are the same guys who dress there cars up like a Japanese wannabe gangster...

[TheGreaterGood80]

@erikinhawaii lol yup I actually took two years of Japanese and have worked at Japanese businesses before. Many folks I know think its ridiculous how many LA Ink fans and wannabe punk rockers get psuedo-Yakuza arm and leg sleeves. I'm sure that if you're a white guy and you walk into the wrong part of Tokyo with those showing, it's a bad idea. You're going to wind up sleeping with the fishies.

[frankenship]

People who like tattoos can’t be trusted with skin.

[impatientp]

If these people want to be rebellious so much, they have to show commitment. and what says "commitment" more than a rampage of rape and murder through a kindergarten?

[RaiderInNY]

"your third cousin got shot..."

HAHAHAHAHA....

[RCTPatriot75]

Tattoos stopped being cool when every 18 year old idiot girl ran out and got one. The tribal thing is stupid too. If these people think it's so cool go live with a fucking tribe.

[Zenith4165]

@RCTPatriot75 tattoos were never cool. period.

[Nightwing690]

people that have tats just want attantion, and chicks with their little jap. symbols on their lower backs and with the litlle shapes down by their ankle, are wannabe skanks, and failed to make the look work

[mophead2345]

"just a lonely fat guy with no twitters." that's depressing as all hell. poor Patrice.

[wokoutwarrior]

5pm death... 5:01...FLUSH!!

[macchappy]

Nobody can really be a rebel anymore.

[EntertainingMirage]

@macchappy Amen.

[needtoknowmore]

I still go wtf!

[tillman40]

I stopped drawing on myself when i was 5.

[miranger]

fuckin patrice man i totally agree if a bitch wants to get a tattoo to get my attention it better be of me jizzin all over her face on her face

[mindstormsabrewin]

Never got a tattoo. I figure LIFE itself will mark me up enough.

[russianasian]

The ONLY real tattoo I've seen is an old man with a series of numbers on his forearm.

[1stclassrecordings]

@russianasian is he a prisoner from another country? most real tattoos are unwanted and a sign of ownership or category. no h8 to the ones who voluntarily do it , tattoos just never appealed to me.

[russianasian]

He was a Holocaust survivor. The series of numbers represents exactly what hes been through. That's what a tattoo should do, show your story.

[1stclassrecordings]

exactly!

[thegoat81788]

@russianasian holocaust tats dont count only pussies got those

[Fistwagon]

So happy I never got any tattoos. Love my past self for doing me that favour. btw the dude who figures out how to quickly and perfectly REMOVE tattoos is going to be one rich bastard.

[RazorRedPresa]

On KM's tat "And it makes me sick" lol.

[JTMagnum23]

I would have piercings for specific jewelry not for "oh I have a thicker gauge, I'm tough", no your a dumbass stretching your lobes till they hang& then there's now way to fix them, of maybe I would never have them, I would just get ruby ring or some shit, you know?

[JTMagnum23]

tribal style no longer has any meaning, THEY SUCK ASS! Kerry King hurry and remove yours before you get jumped on(figuratively speaking)

[tedfopreident]

...damn kids!

[Dendu77]

Tatoos used to be a way to stand out, now it is a way to fit in.

[buitrami]

As with everything nowadays....I used to say the same thing about skateboarding.

[jerzeyrunnerflash]

I agree with Patrice, tattoos are stupid especially when they are visible. I see other guys at school with tattoos on their necks and wrists, and I'm thinking, "yes, you ARE in school, but who the hell is going to hire a guy with tattoo on their neck that says " thug life" or some dumb shit like that." It's soo pointless.

[kayele]

i agree. for me a tattoo has to mean something. Don't get one just because. My friend's mother passed away, before she died, on her death bed and in pain, she wrote him a letter. He has the letter tattooed on his forearm. That for me is tattoo worthy.

[thedancemetaltwins]

That's different in a sense though it's not one of those dorky "IN LOVING MEMORY OF" with her face. That's a good idea, though.

[TheGreaterGood80]

Tattoos do indeed suck. EVERYONE and their grandmother has a tattoo these days. There's nothing edgy, sexy, dangerous, artistic or provocative about them anymore. It's just been beaten to death.

But hey, the laser surgery industry is eventually going to make a killing.

[GrundySolomon]

My Instructor has a tattoo of a whisk on her forearm (culinary school). I guess it's suppose to make her a 'rebel'

[bigbagron]

Holy shit, that's fucking gold.

[sentrylevel]

O'Neal show O'Neal show whoo whoo whoo whooooooooooooo.

[04bfig]

Preach it Patrice Preach it!!!!

[BJZnRPZ]

i got a shitty arm band that is tribal..since i am not sexy i would get many if i could what am i gonna do, ruin my disgusting fatbody???????????, like a fuckin STEVE C sleeve . lol

[littlteapot]

"Here's some flowers bitch and a check."

[KobeJames9876]

man this whole bit was dead on!

[jacktheripper300]

1,000th view. Patrice is right on about tats!

[Debutante24]

Patrice is dead on with how I personally feel about tattoos.

[mattjindrak]

Ditto!

[Andros1921]

erock should get a tattoo of a hoagie

[smp87]

This is reminiscent of a Carlin bit where he says "tattoos used to mean something...they were there to freak out the squares, and now the squares are getting them!"

[johnclavis]

I had my aura dyed!

[ryanlock2u]

Sorry, I didn't mean the thumbs down...

[DeathstarGalactica]

Great video

[johnclavis]

Patrice, besides being really funny, is just... interesting. I don't know; he just ... has a lot of information about things, and he gets to the heart of deep topics, like love and sex and stuff. He's got powerful magic!

Thanks for posting this!

[whb786]

Agreed. Love this abrasive negro

[kayele]

hahahahaha!