Parenthetical Girls - Avenue Of Trees / Unmentionables

[TheRockyBach]

....His voice is quite intriguing and pleasant at points but I'm not sure if I quite get his style of performing....

[ericambrosecoon]

p girls will be well known very soon, might i be the first to say so.

[Penance1701]

we're clearly never going to agree, so allow me to say this: I prefer the newer material due to the bear arse beat, the 'smooth shit for a forehead' humor and the unbeatable atmosphere created by the bellybutton technique

[KingKrisp7]

Hey you like that single too? well wehey!!!

Back on topic.. this song just reminds me of Picnic bars especially when the drums and the beard trumpet kicks in, such awful musucianmanship. Complete Ronholmes

[KingKrisp7]

I cant believe it... you think that a wooden high hat is better than a metal high hat? like are you sinead o connors brother or somthing?

and may I add, sinead o connor was a guest vocalist on this bands honey-due demos so be next time be a little more careful.

[Penance1701]

wait wait wait? too hairy? I'll remind you that hair is what the honey due demos were ABOUT. The branagans arse hi hat, the ronan's dad's beard drum set and of COURSE the crusty sailor guitar case. fucking uneducated grimgrangler of a mr tuck.

[Jthm92]

The honey-due demos were infact not about hair, the lead singer got the inspiration from an envisioning of amy cameltoe's face in a bath of beans he took once.insolent whelp.

[bollocksface]

You take that back, I think I'm the only one in this conference who has a signed version of "At Home with Grattan" and a real life replica of the Hyphestus Gooch. You may NOT put "Crusty Sailor" and "Guitar case" in the same sentence because HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A GUITAR CASE YOU F***IN TWOBBLER

[KingKrisp7]

I never seen such Besanphamy, and I thought sinead o connor was bad. Didnt you even think before you reacted there? I would never imagine such ronholmes...

[bollocksface]

The only ronholmes here are your views on this. I would rather sit down on a nice Sunday afternoon and sway with "My Sweet Gravy" by Hyphestus Gooch: Live and Living V. 1.98263409612

[Penance1701]

WHAT! the branagan's arse hi hat is the GREATEST move this band made since the ronan's dad's beard drum set! you bunch of insolifical, grattan faced pedants!

[bollocksface]

The Ronan's Dad's Beard Drum Set is far too hairy in my opinion, it inglossates the mind too much while flossing the inner tubular part of the ear. The Branagan Hi Arse Trumpet, however, is, without doubt, the greatest part of the Honey Due Demos.

[Jthm92]

I believe they used the ronan's dad's breard drum set in the 'hephaestus' gooch' EP album, A true classic.

[KingKrisp7]

Hmm, how can you possibly say the honey-due demos were masterpieces?? I really didnt like the humbleness in the part where the trumpet makes that fucking awful noise like a drowzee or somthing.

Disregards, KingKrisp

[Jthm92]

I know what you mean, The trumpet and the drums were awful. The used a brannigans arse hi-hat in the honey-due demos. What was he thinking.

[KingKrisp7]

Hmm, quite contrastophic but I didnt really see the canallimities in this band that I had expected over the years.. in fact the vocalist has gotten worse and worse. I have lost all respect for them.

What happened back in the honey-due demos?

Disregards, KingKrisp

[Penance1701]

What are you, fucking stupid?

The band are just as, if not MORE contrastophic as they were when they started out. I think the vocalist improves due his obvious cheleroriftic qualities. the honey due demos were AWFUL and to be very honest I much much prefer their newer material, particularly the pretentious lyrics.

[Jthm92]

What are you talking about, the honey-due demos were masterpieces

[bollocksface]

I am in complete reatuntment with you. The leadsinger is indefinately grattan. And what are you saying, JTHM Nintey Two, the Hnoney Dnews Dnemos was fnucking shnit

[Penance1701]

this is a ridiculous fallacy of an argument. I say some tchnekken tchnag tchnournament is the only way to settle this.

[bollocksface]

Unpasteful! I find this ingrossing. If this was to my enlightenment I would defy such hightones but nay. Vomit

[bollocksface]

I would rather listen to cats choking on cats being raped

[Penance1701]

you must have missed their ep 'cats eating cats being raped, while fairy music plays in the background'. Quite an experiment in art and a bold statement not seen since the honey due demos

[bollocksface]

The honey due demos are a remarkable piece of musical history, they made a huge imapact on guitar strumming. And I quote the Sunday Times: "Sheer brilliance", The Sunday Times, 1992 when asked about their opinion on the Honey Due Demos

[Penance1701]

singer's voice compares unfavorably to nails on a chalkboard

[neurochunk]

just discovered this band and have completely falling in love with them.

[nomajesty]

love.