David Letterman - "Family Guy" Top Ten with Stewie

[thefifthman]

This is weird: 95% postive ratings, but mostly negative comments.

[prajj666]

@thefifthman positive ratings for stewie and negative comments for letterman..

[UpchurchEric]

So, was this a plug for a video or something? something, something darkside.

[BacchusFA]

Dave, when did you decide to become old and unfunny?

[PCGolly]

Letterman is a dick end of



[SONYroxs]

David was kinda annoying but it's not like Stewie was funny

[ammarios]

I could be wrong...but Letterman kinda ruined this... What Stewie was actually saying was hilarious..but Letterman's annoying intros and after-comments were just annoying, un-funny and a buzz-kill....

Stewie is funny enough by himself..they could have just let him do all ten by himself AND some funny intros ..minus Letterman... sheesh..way to suck the fun and humour out of something..

[FAMILYGUYfukinROCKS]

How the hell did i get stuck with you losers lol igot that bluray

[JoeIbarra45]

Stewie is flipin awesome

[southparkluverr]

They need Eric Cartman on David Letterman

[metalbonicks]

oh geez Letterman is such a phoney

[PunkRecruit]

lol

[anthony6063]

yea sorry about that i got that from whiteboy7thst have you seen one of this guys videos here in youtube hes really really funny lol

[anthony6063]

why dont you go to hell im moma or whatever ou name is im just saying not to curse cause thats a bad thing to do and why would an old lady like you would wanna be texting bad stuff in the computer and by the way im only 12 meany

[rocknrollboy338]

@anthony6063 Your not his mom to tell him what he can't do. YOU are not even legally allowed to have a youtube or e-mail account. Plus theres a new thing called freedom of speech meaning he can say whatever curses he wants. Plus, nobody gives a damn how old you are so stop being a troll and play your retarded club penguin or whatever shit you 12 year old's play.

[erikanddanielskating]

@anthony6063 hey fuckface im only 12 also but do i give a fuck bout cursing hell fucking no who the fuck says meany what the fuck r u a fucking toddler fsggit fuck

[anthony6063]

@erikanddanielskating fine you want me to curse al curse you fucking cock sucking jipsi dick licking motherfucker fuck you you fucking froot loop and im going to report you asshole

[erikanddanielskating]

@anthony6063 thank you thats much better i just have one question did u just call me a fucking fruit loop motha fucka thats a cereal

[pimasta314]

Letterman...you're a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.

[FAMILYGUYfukinROCKS]

@pimasta314 LMFAO Thats so funny hahaha

[MarkandJeremy]

wank

[photovideocomic]

letterman owned by stewie and eminem

[MrPlum5677]

funny stewie

[Berus7777]

Yes Letterman... Shut the FUCK UP.

[SBproductions12]

i love it when people interview animated people

[shiningknight23]

Number ten was for letterman.

[dedpxl]

Who wrote this shit!!?

[ashatteredspirit]

Stewie: I'm dating one of the Kardashians.

Letterman: That's not bad. I think there are worse things.

[blu3violet]

geez Letterman is a bigger buzzkill, than Buzzkillington.

[bigblackmanswilly]

Everything in this video sucked

[iwannagetdirrtyy]

"My therapist and I had a really good conversation about you."

"I'm dating one of the Kardashians" OH LORD I NEED AIR XD

[anthony6063]

freaking gay

[IamMommaAlways]

242 people got tired of Letterman and his big fucking mouth.

[anthony6063]

@IamMommaAlways stop cursing with that filthy mouth fagget

[IamMommaAlways]

@anthony6063 Sorry, but I am a woman, so I cannot be a faggot. You must be about 15 years old from the way you choose me to go after with your tirade. (Look that one up) I will try to keep my foul language to a minimum and only say words like shit, hell, damn, fuck, and ass. Go suck on your pacifier anthony6063.

[m1kewithaone]

@IamMommaAlways your a woman? i like women. and i like it when they talk dirty!... :)

[preschoolpimpan]

@IamMommaAlways dude, him and his therapist had an interesting conversation about you!

[burns83]

Its fathers day today

[hbk92701]

Wow, letterman sucks. The bit is good but man, he can't sell for shit

[lilpat51]

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[r1ch4rd1337]

@lilpat51 Shut up

[wweiscool11]

i just took a leak in ur car happy fathers day ! lololololol



[ilovemysr505]

THIS IS EPIC!

[rtcool01]

I dont think Letterman liked Stewie very much

[TheDSPsphinx]

4097 people have really low comedic standards.

[emuhleeable]

This would have been funnier if it was on Late Night with Conan

[lordofthemist]

#8 should have been #1

[ashatteredspirit]

#3 was the best and then #9 and then #8.

[TheMostwanted5]

@ashatteredspirit and #2

[StrongFox47]

#10 should be #1 XD

[ttv0]

he destroyed stewies jokes



[Player44Drty]

That's ok Letterman, those burn marks should go away in 2 days

[aarn321]

They plugged the hell of that dvd/blueray.

[csgrambauer]

@aarn321 I know right? Damn did they plugged it enough!

[TheWonderwallLopes]

To me, Conan and Fallon are the best. Fuck Letterman

[GollyEire]

Fuck letterman Faggot

[DarkDrunkard]

lmfao number8 should seriously be no.1 hahaha

[mariomortadella]

where is glen quagmire?

[rapisforretards]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[skoolvids]

How is David Letterman still on late night television. I find it so painful to watch him.

[tatertotter808]

"I'll tell ya, you dont wanna hear that"

Yeah that's why the list is called "Things you dont want to Hear from your child"

[mynewrisingsun]

@tatertotter808 nawt  funny

[itsGratisFreebies]

google unoTelly if you want to watch Family Guy on Hulu outside of USA...

[JENROD11]

Does any1 else notice...Stewie winked with is LEFT eye.

[MadSkeelz16]

I reckon the reason Letterman was being such a dick is because he knew what number one was gonna be

[JP88871]

family guy made fun of him 2 or 3 times "have sex with me, have sex with me!"

[Tboyish]

Wtf Lettermans an idiot

[RahmSifr]

I think it would be a lot funnier if they only showed Letterman's hilarious remarks and dropped the bits with Stewie.

[Becky123190]

very funny Letterman is funnier then Leno

[Becky123190]

i like Letterman he is better then jay Leno

[plitas]

@Becky123190 Suicide is better than Leno...

[filmswithnads]

Lettermans kids have told him all those things.

[FilthyPop00]

OH GOD LETTERMAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[braddahkealii]

@FilthyPop00 seriously right? he' so fuckin irritating. cuz he keeps talking. this is exactly why i dont like him

[starwarsisbest]

@FilthyPop00 you don't have to watch it

[ZacEffron]

Number 1: Fuck You

[nimvin]

Yet another reasonably funny spot that was killed to death by that cranky old fuck, Letterman. He should have hit the road years ago and made room for someone who is at least as interested in entertaining as they are in the big money.

[Renendan]

The Al'queda joke was funny b/c the leader is dead. hahahaha..

[MadlyDecent]

That entire list should just be switched around.

[shintori23]

All they see is just a hologram of Stewie

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@shintori23: Only WE can see it. Those who are there CAN'T see him!!!

[nunez2212]

i thought number 8 shouldve been number 1. also, are the 2 top comments by the same guy with different accounts?

[JPEG1054]

@nunez2212 no the more of a buzz kill then buzz killington is an official joke said in family guy youtube it

[loploplopful]

I think its funny the other David Letterman vids have 4000 views and this one has over a million. Its all thanks to Stewie.

[duy2h]

@loploplopful vid with eminem has 2mil views

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@duy2h: All of the CBS videos of Letterman have at least 400,000-500,000 views! The Jim Carrey one has nearly 3 million views!!!

[loploplopful]

@duy2h I didn't even see the one with Eminem. My bad. But the others have 4 thousand views.

[Embelm12]

funny but I wish letterman was gone. Otherwise, nice!

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[cantstoptheseeker]

Man Dave is really tired of this job. He hasn`t been funny since the 80s and stopped caring in the 90s. Who the hell still watches this show?

[bretthenkewiscansin]

why wasnt tha personal trainer at tha top?

[Ehaggen]

letterman can suck my balls

[stophating27]

stewie is funny



[PhilipTheBigOne]

10: That's an insult Stewie...

9: Oh, that's MEAN!!!

8: Don't realize what the bad thing is here.

7: Like 9, it's SOOO mean!!!

6: Why should it be bad?

5: Could be good, could be bad...

4: LOL!!! I knew that Stewie had met Osama!!!

3: That kid has a bad mouth!!!

2: Is that possible? LOL!!!

1: The classic Jay Leno joke...

[aryllia]

@PhilipTheBigOne "ever notice how much I resemble mom's personal trainer" = implying that his mother has been unfaithful with the personal trainer. Unless her husband/boyfriend is her personal trainer, this is pretty bad.

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@aryllia: Oh, HAHA!!!

[gmta28]

Dave flips us all the bird at 1:40

[Shaktech786]

I'm 90 percent sure Letterman has NO idea what he's saying and they edited this later....notice he's saying the MOST generic things!

[0xindependent23x0]

Jesus david lighten up.

[WarAndPieces37]

@dalvinsalome531 or absolutely none of that happened and your just wondering who's the fag that posted this very long and extremely unfunny post.

[dalvinsalome531]

@WarAndPieces37 sorry i dont know why i posted this crap! somebody told me to do this so i did...guess i was bored at that time.

[NightTaoretaDawn]

David Letterman srsly, you could atleast Try to smile... even i didnt like all the jokes but hey atleast i didnt cut seth's head off

[destinlover88]

I thought that the #1 thing would be, "I'm pregnant."

[tubewoodycool]

8th was the funniest one :D

[tracieardlikedro]

Family Guy is broadcasted on:

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[razr1871]

im canadien and letterman is my favorite american talk show

[EM6TEENVEVO]

how do they make him so real looking!

[Kendall21012345]

why the fuck doesnt david latterman laugh at that hes so fucking gay hes just like "mmk" "oh you dont wanna hear that" like fuck you nigger you need to laugh at this

[rebelpilot34]

@Kendall21012345 he's buzz killington

[1995Zacko]

At least most of this was true to the original Stewie rather than the overly-feminine version we've been seeing the past few years!

[DragonTamer300]

number two: "I found the ghastly videotape of my conception in the closet" Letterman:"I bet you did. I bet you did."

[8ballsix27]

Stewie is gay.

[Underyourstaircase]

@8ballsix27 No,he's bisexual. Get your facts right. >:l

[Soddsuppe]

@JCapitals8 No that would suck...idiot!

[Grimreaper905]

Soo how does that work with the live audience?

[M1573R666]

999.099 Views :D

[DazKei]

wow now hes funny very funny who agrees with me anyone come on don't be shy now don't be shy everyone ^__^

[brohan914]

letterman seems tired and fed up with life

[theairsoftrebel]

i like this even though letterman doesn't 

[MusicalErika]

@818indaEaStSid3 Are you kidding? They bag on Jews CONSTANTLY. And everyone else.

[818indaEaStSid3]

fukn hate how FAMILY GUY always bags on BROWNS AND BLACKS but never of stoopid weenie as jews

[Profan55]

@818indaEaStSid3 Have you seen the show? They do it in every 2nd episode.

[adogegajfan11]

@818indaEaStSid3 Your an idiot they rip on everyone

[Beatles0223]

How many kids found the "ghastly videotape" of their conception in the closet?

[heyidaroo]

224 people resemble their mother's personal trainer

[ello495]

@BernardineSquires16 i cant watch the episodes i think this link doesnt work (correct me if im wrong)

[HuffleSlytherin1]

Geez, Letterman is more of a buzz kill than Buzz Killington.

[NooNaQ8]

@HuffleSlytherin1 LoL !!!!!!!!

[loganmonster1996]

@HuffleSlytherin1 But... He's wearing a purple tie!

[cisseusa123]

@HuffleSlytherin1 how original lol

[modernfamilydriving]

@HuffleSlytherin1 He probably didn't think it was funny, for one thing, and he can't force himself to laugh. Notice he pulled up the dvd because he need a distraction because it was too awkward. He probably just needed to agree with things as a laughter substitute. Also, it's part of the act!

[dkwonism]

@modernfamilydriving Yes but the irony is, he himself is exceedingly unfunny.

[modernfamilydriving]

@dkwonism Well, that's a matter of opinion. I was just stating that that was why his reaction was the way it was. Although, honestly, I think I was wrong, I think he really just does that with most people.

[dkwonism]

@modernfamilydriving Yeah I agree with you for him not being discriminatory in his responses. However sometimes I feel like he is clinging on to a particular mindset that he retained when he was young, which worked well for him before - as it brought him into notable repute, but not anymore as his mental capacity and sense of humor are not compatible with his capacity for pulling off a cold shrug.

[Nzdrovya4life]

@HuffleSlytherin1

Lol. I was worried he was going to ask the audience if they wanted to hear a story about a bridge.

[coderedgonebadd]

@SeanCopelandDoesAss lmao!!!

[58rockdrummer]

223 people are parents who got told something off this list

[V3rBaLvOmiiTt714]

@LoveeaTamelaaa303 QUEER!



[sedser713]

letterman= buzzkillington in this vid

[Soulgrenade]

@sedser713

Yea he sounds like he straight don't give a shit

[Cmil619]

@sedser713 I disagree, at least David gets a chuckle out of his audience while all Buzz gets is an annoyed and disappointed sigh and an eye-rub.

[modernfamilydriving]

@sedser713 He probably didn't think it was funny, for one thing, and he can't force himself to laugh. Notice he pulled up the dvd because he need a distraction because it was too awkward. He probably just needed to agree with things as a laughter substitute. Also, it's part of the act!

[j77535]

223 people children said those things to them.

[XRedHackX]

What I don't get with Late Night shows.. Is When they sit down. And read the cards off they always tap it on the table after reading it. Its so Over Used Check this out

0:29

[Jaderade2007]

Maybe he took these so personally because he was still hiding the whole cheating thing...and he should not be such a P-rick stewie could 1 shot him

[humegafan13]

letterman sucks stewie should take over thums up or comment me if you agree!

[quiksix25]

I bet MacFarlane wrote those- Letterman seemed really uncomforatable with some of those

[XRedHackX]

@quiksix25 No shit macfarlane wrote em.. Hes the voice and storyboard artist for family guy. He either wrote them. or Said them.

[quiksix25]

@XRedHackX Of course he said them... but Letterman has a huge team of writers and they usually handle the top ten. I was just pointing out that Letterman was obviously not at all comforatable with the edginess of most of those, which leads me to believe that MacFarlane wrote them, not Letterman's staff writers.

[B0SSMANRulez]

number 3 was the best but still the whole thing is in a much lower rank to what was really something said by stewie in a family guy episode

[B0SSMANRulez]

number 3 was the best

[redryan20000]

this was pretty bad

[batmanofni]

Letterman can't react to jokes.

[richieify]

well i think its funny with Stewie ;

[RLTinsane]

Letterman looks really lazy here.

[TheActioncom]

here's one mom i'm pregnant

[TheActioncom]

here's one my i'm pregnant.

[MyNameIsNigel]

this is usually the part where i say my favorite part but im still waiting for it to load!!

[Cowabunga111406]

@MyNameIsNigel LOL!! Right!

[THERiffRandell]

"I just took a leak in your car- Happy Fathers' Day... ):{ "

[TheScottKirk]

Is there anywhere else I could view this? For whatever reason I cannot watch this specific video - Eminem's top ten loaded perfectly for me.

[HamsterNationRules]

@TheScottKirk I couldn't get it to work either.



[TheScottKirk]

@HamsterNationRules It just worked for me when I went to respond to you XD

I guess try again later - worked for me.

[mooncrest8000]

wont load..

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

They're top 10 alright, if you're talking about rating it downwards...