Everything you Need to Know

[mrdethkraken1]

Pumpkin pie :)

[FiFiLiveFromGayParee]

I made the sound quiet clone makes when he creates earth quakes at the end of this video.

Bryan Cranston :D

[tangifyful]

I go with the dogs instead of kids

[TheReckoner007]

MISTAH WHIITE

[dane7902]

If I get a girlfriend I should slash my boyfriend? OK!

[ChainmailleAddiction]

"and longer than everyone in the middle ages"

What about Sir John Sully?

[spaggs111]

Google Dental Fluorosis, smile!



[spearmintsweet]

Hal winked at wheezy! He was so funny as Malcolm's dad...

[00imacat7]

everytime he said brush your teeth, i paused the video n brushed my teeth.....that wired?? :L

[swisa1120]

thumbs up if you went to brush your teeth after watching this video.

[HerrSchmutz]

Seeing as he finds the act of brushing ones teeth so important he should really consider voting for Vermin Supreme.

[fearthefrenchhorns]

I love how out of everything in this video....everyone comments about brushing there teeth :D

[MyLifeAsSue]

OH MY GOD BRYAN CRANSTON WATCHES WHEEZY WAITER!!!

[MrHoward0007]

WALTER WHITE

[galileegongoozlers]

Ryan Preston = life complete

[nunoyobiznis]

IT GETS YOU DRUUUUUUUUNK >=D

[slythoughts]

I already brushed my teeth before watching this. Oh, yea.

[tada1235]

Does that mean his dead now?

[dalekmum]

H-H-Hal from malcom in the middle!?!

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@dalekmum Yes! And Walter from Breaking Bad.

[TheGiraffelover19]

dangit...i forgot to brush my teeth...

[orion4mm]

this made me want to brush my teeth O_O 

[themigsdude1]

Brush your teeth guys!

[FlyingZamora]

why would what now who said what honk cheese

[hadouken755]

I have to go brush my teeth.

[xhm100]

yea now i suddenly feel like brushing my teet. going to show this to the annoying kids i babysit.

[erinMclerin]

Wheezy, you have luscious eyelashes.

[zombieseatcows]

Paused the video to brush my teeth.

[cld118]

Whos at the end of this video?>! I know he's famous i just cant remember his name!!!

[shanedawsonlover35]

@cld118 Bryan Cranston.... star of breaking bad.....

[ArizonaByThe27]

Moral of the story: Life revolves entirely around brushing your teeth.

[Metalthrashingmania]

Lol this is my favorite wheezy waiter video

[alremul]

So according to this video the most important things in life are brushing your teeth, not getting a credit card, and pretending to be oppressed? Good to know.

[MrKrumbumskum]

:O fucking breaking bad's bryan cranston!! i just wet my pants!

[gurkenhamster]

Before the video, I saw a toothpaste commercial... coincidence? I think NOT!

[FrankJamesBaileyTV]

This was very funny!

[thePpup33]

Hehe..."Smashing Pumpkins"...

[MonkeyGoSpunky]

2:34 Anyone else think there should be a Grandpa clone?

[Psyberologist]

Bryan!!! <3

[w0rldk1tty]

after this video i went to brush my teeth

[elove0209]

OMG!!! i LOVE the beatles!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGoldenFrames]

@elove0209 Yeah, I think you've Misjudged the entire reason for this Video.

[JOrriss1]

can't i just use mints???

[PickyMcCritical]

...I do need to get better at brushing my teeth...

[yay99999]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH

[MrShiraz1999]

Tht was so GOOD! =) XD

[NickLovesScreamo]

Life complete... but did you clean your teeth?

[bananahammock321]

I have captions on and both these statements came up:

you've lived at least halfway through your wife

negotiator travel together on the cheap to a renaissance faire

D:

[bob73o]

yep this somes up life lol :)

[JiggyMcCue]

BRYAN CRANSTOUN

AW SHIT SON

[bickelthepickle]

AHHHH!!! HE WAS IN YOUR VIDEO!!!! *high five*

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

Wait no, omg @ the end

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

KURT COBAIN!!! That is all

[HannahFerrin]

opening an IRA in northern ireland would be a bad idea........

[therewindeffect]

so...your life is complete...now you can die and we can toast you like u said in the poe toaster video.

[yoursockiscool1]

This was my first weezy waiter video :3

[Darthmaud88]

That face at the end... I'd be the same way

[phabeeee]

Heisenburg!!

[TashaLynn89]

Well i think i just found what i had missed most about youtube during my busy summer/fall...Wheezy your still awesome ;)

[thetarnishedsoviet]

I have a sudden urge to brush my teeth

[apstenzel07]

HAL WILKERSON

[RagnarokDreamer]

Excuse me, while I lol forever.

[Jcup98]

Craig, you are a genius!

[FPSyorkshire]

why did i stop watching wheezywaiter IT IS SOOOO EPIC

[WelcomeToTheKregger]

@whencolorsfadetogrey ... He used to be a waiter. Hence the name

[BallsyBulge]

"studies show that... it gets you DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!"

[Bernardjvdb]

lawl, i dont see a dislike-bar :D

[BattlefieldKitty24]

@Bernardjvdb yes there is no dislike bar. just one thumbs down eating three square meals of shame with despair for dessert :3

[WhenColorsFadeToGray]

If wheezy was an Actual waiter he'd be the most distractive waiter ever but he'd be a hawt waiter :D

[TheGenaral18]

Omgeeeeeeee there was a famous guy

[TheSeptet]

@TheGenaral18 Yeah, and Bryan Cranston was in there too..

[hippogriffgrrl10]

My god; you have the most beautiful eyes/eylashes I've ever seen... Not that I haven't noticed before, but it's especially evident in this video. *...dreamy sigh...*

[xGeorgeFirthx]

you remind me of fat jesus of The Hangover, ha especially at the start

[THEJ3RM101]

I LOVE Breaking Bad!!!

[Thebombdotcom0]

in other words, BRUSH YOUR TEETH

[AdvantageousAngie]

I'm in love with you Wheezy... This love thing hurts my heart. Why do I have to live so far from Chicago? I guess I will go settle for some less wonderful guy, and long for you for the rest of my days.

[EmmaOnATangent]

Life complete without having met Scarlett? SHAME ON YOU WHEEZY! ;)

[javorg1990]

My favorite video so far !

[TaYLtheWhAle]

'Liked' this video purely because of the end

Also, my face legit did this =O when I heard him say "WheezyWaiter" *swoons*



[rulastexca]

it gets you DUUUNK!!

[exotica45]

MR WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111­1111111!

[roxiescope]

you need to teach the howcast how to make how to videos.

[iamslightlyawesome]

WOW your old man voice is accurate.

[meggie501]

HAha Press 6 For Brush your teeth haha (:

[lmr4893]

I've participated in the study mentioned in the intro...

[AkwardPixieGurl]

3:09 Craig and I had the same face XD

[pseudohippie55]

When is WheezyPong coming out?

Best video game EVER!!!!!

[GVL2010]

Coolio.

[plamenxyzpenchev]

I just got a credit card today.. And I'm 16 :D

[elsalolz]

you have nice eyelashes :)

[elsalolz]

YAYAYAY LOVE U WEEZER :D :D mwa :)

[tini10001]

I had the same reaction as u at the end lol

[OriginofLunacy]

Okay, a note to all beard lovers:

SOMEONE has to meet Scarlett Johansson and get a wink from her!

[PokemonTCG09]

Press 3 for "Don't Get a credit Card"

[nadadisson]

Holy moises

[butteryseagals180]

has anyone else watched the intro multiple times and still laughed just as hard.....

[copperdog10]

... I'm gonna go brush my teeth

[jonnydarkmusic]

My dad always tells me "It's better to have loved and lost than to have been a wanker all your life" - pretty accurate

[Dionamuh]

Oh my god, Malcolm's dad.

[Phanaoshot]

THAT WAS AWESOMEEEEEE!!

[thefamouskaytay]

0:44 BEST. CLIP. EVER.

[XTheRedSoulX]

You make me wanna brush my teeth!! ....ill do it once im done chewing my gum>.>..

[Endelean]

Awww yeah Breaking Bad. 8-D

[TorinoAndGriffith]

Mission accomplished, your life is now complete.

[ellos34]

Eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get eight hours of drug.

[yurismir1]

@ellos34 Have you been diagnosed of schizophrenia?

[996santiago]

OMG OMG BREAKING BAD WALTER WHITE OMG

[tostrong4you]

I honestly lol'ed at the end.

Awesome video

[meis2byebye]

has anyone ever told you that you have epic eyebrows? if not, you have epic eyebrows. :)

[midu914]

I think you're my favorite YouTuber...

[pillar7of7fabulosity]

im going to go not brush my teeth now. im a rebel.

[fab186]

You blanked out the wrong dead Beatles.

[lovemusic4evs]

new shirt?

[brittlynne100]

you have beautiful eyelashes! :]

[KimberleyAnneBrown]

Wheezy you are hillarious & brilliant and that is what makes you AWESOME.

Plus you have a beard, so you're basically God.

[hafrox]

Holy crap, it's Bryan Cranston!

[nnnickperry]

Walter White needs to grow his beard back. 

[MrZarewna]

Viewers on this video 101 101 WOW! ;)

[bananahammock321]

My life would be complete if I met wheezywaiter... not gonna happen though, so I guess I'll just have to live forever :(

[ReinventingTheWorlds]

It says there are 101,101 views!

[impsym]

the stuff in ur hair is kinda distracting after it is pointed out

[yourlilemogirl]

OMG :D

[JacobMerlinAvery]

OMG WALTER WHITE. IN WHEEZY WAITER VIDEO. OMG OMG OMG OVERLAOD OMG OVERLOAD . BEST THING EVER. SO HAPPY

[aleatha16]

Brush your teeth!!!

[isaontheway]

So what about my teeth. Should I brush them?

[luvkid17]

@isaontheway No. you skip that and get a credit card.

[MyHorseObsession]

CRAIG, THERE'S A DEAD GUYS BODY INSIDE THIS RIDE

[sftballdude5]

That was Hal in Malcolm in the middle right?

[Alltimemaineblg]

your eyelashes are beautifoo

[MooseYip]

I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH.

[post42neon]

@MooseYip How could you?! D:

[Gargesmell]

WALTER WHITE

[JennieRaeUrban]

Man, I forgot how funny these videos are...I need to not give up on watching them ever again.

[Halendor960]

My friend just told me Revenge Clone is somewhere in Norway possibly killing people, you must stop him Wheezy! ;_;

[Lady0dina]

HAAAAAA SO IF YOUL LIFE IS CAMPLITET U WILL DIE?!?!?!!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! jk the END was COOL you are a luky Guy weezy!

[ClevelandClips]

U made me brush my teeth. You are convincing.

[SianyBeas]

You have lovely eyelashes.

[henson]

i brushed my teeth after watching this

[TheMagOne]

OMFG SHIT JUST GOT REALLL BRYAN CRANSTON"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[swkenny11]

this is honestly my favorite wheezy video. I CANT STOP WATCHING IT I HAVE A PROBLEM

[MicahJosiahD]

well there you go. i have all the answer. weezy waiter is finished.

[MamaHungry]

Whoa, that's a new couch!

[AliceRemembers]

Wheezy, you would still have to brush your teeth

[invadermetree]

can i pet your eyebrows :o ? there so catipiller like :D sorry i didnt hear a word you said either... that eyebrow action had all my attention

[LysA034]

I love Breaking Bad!!

[dashtless]

This video just described my life lol

[LemonLimeGrl]

that wink was quite sensuous.

[Tangled000Lover]

Lol XD

[cordude115]

french the lama!~

[JoeyRichterRanger]

"IM HEARTBROKEN!" "Would you like a straw?" "For what?" "SO YOU CAN SUCK IT UP."

[chillermillercream]

so i have to brush my teeth



[froggyhare46]

3:09, wheezy's O face.

[JeremyBlog]

Nobody expects the BRYAN CRANSTON!!

[blueblitzblaze]

you know what's more awesome than a bryan cranstone wink? ALCOHOL MAKES YOU DRUNK!!!!!!!!!! ooh new couch

[CamraNoobs]

After watching this video i went upstairs and brushed my teeth, and when my mom asked me why i told her, "wheezy told me to"

[DarkRedEye]

I literally played the 'IT GETS YOU DRUNK!" Intro 10 times and couldn't stop laughing.

[MrMinni66]

do some of those handstands you did back in the days...

[ImagineBigThings]

at first i was like bryan cranston? so i googled him and then i was like malcome in the middle! omfg its BRAY CRANSTON! awsome!

[aspie232]

"...It gets you drunk!" XD

[LegoStripes]

BRUSH YUUUR TEETH

[MrChewycrackers]

1:34 lol I've been to that fair

[21DAZ12]

Isn't it weird how without really meaning it, Craig manages to give incredible words of wisdom?

[Chuck38331]

You fergot the most important part: watch wheezy waiter, and listen to DFC!!!

[Prebsnr1]

If you only sort of like kids, concider television. haha that cracked me up.

[LiseOigard]

i forgot to brush my teeth!!

[footstar95]

i meant craig with a wig

[footstar95]

hi craig

[ringning64]

moooooooooo rhymes with pickles

[JadeLianne]

I got a credit card and had to move back in with my parents due to crippiling debt. ITS LIKE YOU KNOW ME, WEEZY.

[lattask8er]

Now that I know everything I'm going to try the SAT again.

[MaddiMoMo373]

When wheezy said, "If you only kinda like children, consider television.." who else thought of Full House?