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  • Kid: "Mom, how was I made?"

    Mom: "Well, I reaaally had to crap one night, and out you came, straight into the toilet!"

    Kid: D:

  • I can't believe I just watched this. Oh I know I watched Kathy Griffin do a comedy sketch on this shit ass show. I had to see it and it is SHIT. How can you NOT know don't they have a yearly like normal people? GOD!

  • I hope this never happens to me.....I fuck a lot and I forget to take the pill:d!!!

  • TV has sunk to a whole new low.....:C

  • this is amazing..God is great..

  • That i can ectualy top!! A 26year old woman came to have vacation on crete and when she starte having crambs in the night she went to the hospital and gave birth to a healthy baby boy . now comes the unbelieveble: she is a midwife so her gob is delivering babys and she works with a lot of other midwifes and gynokologists.

  • push it back in? r u dumb??

  • LMFAOO HE SED "WELL WUT DO I DO..IMMA PUSH IT BAC IN" xD

  • SHE POOPED OUT A FUCKING BABY !!!!!!!!! .. quick .. PUSH IT BACK IN xD .. the neighbours will never know ;) xDDD

    GHAHAHAAHAAAJAJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AGAGAAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LMFAO AGAGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    ... i hope this doesn't happen to me tho ...

  • thank God she didn't flush the toilet. GAHAHAH. And, push the baby back in? Hell yeah, you do that. Leave it inside and pretend that nothing had happen. Dumbo.

  • she pooped out a coyote

  • Dumpert rape train about to arrive.

  • 00:47 Ha, ha, ha. HA!

  • Dumpert!

  • infomania! not mania! but many! or mamy!

  • You mean we are all like turds?? What?? I cant believe i'm a turd!!!

  • je capte pas... comment on peut ne pas savoir qu'on est enceinte? moi ma fille a 1 mois ca commencer a s'arrondir a 9 mois j'était "énorme" au niveau du ventre ... je comprend pas

  • im in the weird part of youtube again...

  • lol girl you fucked up

  • coyotes?! push the baby back in?! it's not a pop-tart going for round 2 of toasting!

  • he would try to push back in

    dad: oh i don't think your ready yet lets just put it back in there till i want it to come out

    WTF

  • she probably thought it was just all that puddin she ate

  • This is just disturbing

  • Why the hell am i watching this

  • I'M F***IN' SHOCKED LOL! HOW IS THIS SH*T POSSIBLE! :D 

  • and there is these girls who has PCO and have troubles getting pregnant...

  • this show is fucked up o.O o.O 

  • Imagine you are this child born in the toilet is no worse shame in the world XD!

  • After hearing how they're describing their pains, I've decided that I'm pregnant!

    ... I'm a 15 year old male. Fuck.

  • Should I just push the baby back in? Lol. What a fuckin dumbass!

  • @barricade888 actually, half wit, not only " fat women's" have unknown pregnancies. One of the most famous cases was a size zero runway model whose baby grew vertically along her back aide of her ribcage. Thank god ignorant morons ( who are also probably fat as hell) don't practice any sort of obstetrics.

  • why would you push a baby back in?! stupid

  • "aah a girl said that to me one night, embarassing!" hahahahah!!

  • haha

  • can i geta what what

  • How did i get here again? Ohh yeaa, star wars...

  • cmon go :P

  • should i push the baby back in? what the fuck did they teach you in school!!!

  • how did i reach here

  • why the fuck am i watching this? ._.

  • @Vinnyboy333 How did I get from Pauly D quotes to this?

  • I don't know what's worse.. that a show like this actually exists, or that I kinda want to watch it.

  • society fails

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  • how in the world could any woman not know that she is pregnant, when 1) she does'nt menstruate during the 9 months, was she not curious as to where her period went 2) she had SEX. It takes to two tango! Whenever a woman has intercourse with a man, whether protected or not, there is ALWAYS a probability of PREGNANCY. PEOPLE LET'S WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gglovely1 I'm unsure if you are troll but the video DID explain this. Some women continue to get periods throughout Pregnancy... and you don't get pregnant every time you have sex..... so yeah.. It can come as a surprise....

  • @Megameightene only if u a fatty and cant tell u got a baby bump goin on

  • @GiggleHz Nah, you can have a pregnancy where the baby grows up your spine - it doesn't show.

  • That's sick

  • This shows how sick and warped society is when a video like this is put on the internet AND IT GOT 1 MILLION VIEWS.The internet should be used for education about numerous topics or news.Use the net for something useful not this mindless crap

  • Horses have what to do with this?

  • Sad very sad.How Death can a body be that you dont feel something inside you growing ;)

    I have 2 childs and i did feel every move, and not just moving its like a football game inside ;)

  • Why in God's name would you push the baby back in...? I don't care if it's a reenactment, it's making him look bad!

  • OMG I can't shit!!! I think ima go to the doctor.....(leaves an comes back) damn I need to shit!!....(push PUSH) aye...what's that noise?! The cyotes out?! (check in toilet) WTF!!! Why the hell you put this baby in my ass!? "should I push it back in???" -_____-" ....no dumbass

  • Fucking retarded bastard " should I push it back in" 

  • how the hell did i end up watching this?

  • How the heck is this related to Jersey Shore? xD

  • @DesTay95 it should be obvious...wake up whores

  • @DesTay95 Because those guys on that show are all a bunch of pussies.

  • yeah'thts crazy......

  • should i ah....push it back in?

  • Son I need to tell yOu how you were born... Into a FUCKING toilet!!!! I meen don't you feel a god damn baby come out of you?!!!?!?!!?!????! Ahh lol I laughed for 3 full mins o_o

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this is the funniest shit ever

  • @Sarah23346 nah im a man and u can have your baby cut out from your stomach i forgot what it was called um i think a c-section.

  • Only fat womens cant se their pregnant stomach-.-

  • Only someone stupid could give birth and not know it. You're trying to poop and your vagina is hurting. Yeah last I checked you poop from your butt not vagina.

  • Im sick.

    I dont wanna have sex anymore.

    Baby.

    Pain.

    Head coming out of vagina.

    Bloody.

    Cramps.

    .-.

  • @sarah23346 \how is that you did not know this befor

  • wtf man a toilet baby thats new

  • how do they not know? did they know they had sex? no missing periods, no morning sickness, and no sudden craving for foods?

  • fuck dis shit

  • she pooped out a fucking baby WHAT? lol

  • Haha... Rather than browsing Yootoob for dirty vids, yall should use our brand new tool for getting paired with a gf or bf texting bud! It's cellflirt (d0t)us

  • narrator:an she POOPED OUT A BABY :P Priceless!

  • "what it doesnt work? get..get back in there"

  • She shat a baby out!!! hahahahahahahaha!!! hey son, i shat you out!

  • @nadike316 lolololololol

  • lady: what.... im pregnant ..... how didn't i know

    Doctor: um ........i think its cuz your fat

  • you hear that?

    lolzz

  • she popped out a f**king baby!

  • why iam i here

  • And she pooped out a fucking baby!!!!!!!

  • @jondalton007 this guy :D <<<

  • Sometimes when I have to take a giant shit and I thought I was having a baby turns out it was a massive turd oh and I'm a guy

  • I don't get it. If your taking a shit, it comes out of your ass, not your vagina. You'd think you'd know the difference when your sitting on the toilet. 

  • I still can't believe this is an actually show! But hey Jersey Shore is on tv....

  • Lol should i just push it back in

  • Maybe there are cases where women have irregular periods and no pregnancy symptoms.. Even though I find it hard to believe you wouldn't even suspect something for 9 months... But I cannot believe the stupidity. When you are in labor.. it is unmistakeable.. and the remark about coyotes? C'mon. There is no way that is real.. It's made for TV. Nobody is THAT stupid!!!!!!

  • MAKE IT NOT REAL

  • any one waan fuck me???

  • whaaa.... ... ....!!

  • Current TV use to be unique and cool.

  • I think I'll push it back lol

  • "Should i push the baby back in?" LMFAO

  • Dumbass. un be lieve a ble! ... un-intouch insensitive daffed idiots!! take the kid away before it is affected by the breeders stupidity!!

  • Hahaha....She pooped a baby.

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  • wow they musta been really fat!

  • some people dont get symtoms and many spot wich may feel like a period...

    these weomen arnt stupid hey just didnt get any symptoms like morning sickness

  • I thought once I could be the first male contender for this show. It turned out to just be a bad case of diarrhea.

  • She took a shit out her vagina!?!

  • @bubbberry meee

  • Are the Coyotes runnin hard tonight...

  • ....WTF THE AD WAS LAGGING!! D:

  • who got this by typing ing vagina

  • Ahahahahahaha!And she pooped out a fucken Baby!

  • Fat ass ugly white bitch didn't even know she was pregnant?! What the fuck, dumb ass american!!! I feel bad for your child, you probably just ate the baby afterwards, dumb twat, go to the gym quit eatting McDonalds.

  • hahahah o shit

    

  • probably the cyotes

  • OMG imagine how the babies head would feel when in hit the toilet. It would have opened it's eyes then.

  • nd she pooped out a fuckin baby!!!!!

  • AND SHE CRAPPED OUT A BABY!

  • Flush!  Get the plunger

  • They're all morbidly obese, which shows how low our standards are!

  • i wouldnt fuck her with a ten foot pole

  • LOLZ

    

  • What a fucking retarded ignorant fat dumbshit.

  • whos desperate enough to impregnate these hideous whales anyway? x.x bleh..

  • hì_i_fÊêl_sÖ_lÕnèlÿ_tODÄý

  • I don't know how i got to this video, I started out listening to dubstep, and then i saw a related video of something about 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetam­ine, and then this shit? I don't know what came out of my vagina..

  • @jamjam934 Right? Only on the ol' Tube

  • @jamjam934 thats youtube for ya

  • wahahahhahah this was funny

  • Only Justin Bieber would fuck them

  • 'Do you hear that?'

    'What? WHOOH!! HONEY THERE'S A BABY IN THE TOILET!!!"

  • kid: where u come from? :D

    fatty's kid: well.. MY MOM POOPED MEH ON THE TOILET 8D

  • How the he'll do you not know ur pregnant

  • Weird

  • Now who the hell would fuck these bitches?

  • @kekisnub someone did to knock them up

  • @kekisnub Well I had too much to drink

  • OMG! I've gotta take another shower. Oh my ears! Oh my eyes.

  • Thats one hell of a laxative

  • "how did i not know you were in me the whole time"

    god that is the best thats what she said

  • how do these women know how stabbings feel like?

    I was stabbed and it didn't feel what i expected, like the little stabbings to the fingers or toes.

  • damn youtube promoted videos !!

  • girl in the bathtub at 1:45 totally is having orgasmic labor.

    it's real, look it up. i bet there's a video on it somewhere on youtube

  • ha that happen to my aunt!

  • how the hell did i come here? i was watching Black Ops vids O.o

  • @FrogsAreMyThing me too really !!! damn youtube promoted videos !!

  • people ARE this stupid!

    OH GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US!

  • Maybe you always sing:

    ...."BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHH"....

    No wonder that you got pregnant

  • @lodestone11

    hahaha

    justin bieber :P

  • newtonmeters can go to fucken hell

  • these bitchs are stupid

  • And she pooped out a fucking baby!!!!

  • lmfao this is just funny..

  • lol should be im so fat i didnt know i was prego untill i let go u get the picture

  • is this a damn joke?!! how the hell can you NOT know you are pregnant?!! babies move..a lot. how can you not feel it? btw, fuck you too newtonmeters.

  • Just correcting what the vid didn't tell us. So fat people sometimes don't realize they are pregnant right? Not normal people.

  • do u mean flush? STUPID!!!! next time check twice what you are spelling

  • "Mom?? where i was born?" " in a toilet why?"...:D:D...thank god that mom didnt flash and then look into toilet...

  • With these fat chicks, I have to wonder what guy in his right mind would get them pregnant.

  • stupid video !! this is how american retards were born!

  • How stupid do you have to be to know your pregnate? lol

  • I can relate...I was born in my grandmas bathroom floor...and my sis (4 and a half @ the time) was the "nurse" my mom knew she was prego..but didn't tell anybody...surpriseeee!! Lol

  • im so skeptical as to whether or not these stories are true.

  • CREISHA U PREGNANT GURRRLLL?!?!

    

  • LMFBO///_^//

  • I am dying laughing. DAMN YOU CURRENT!

  • The kids going to grow up thinking that hes a piece of shit. Why the fuck would you admit this on tv?? That kids gonna get bullied his entire life lmao, i kno i could think of some creative nicknames i could give him.

  • Kid: hey mommy how was i born??

    mom: i shitted you out into a toliet :)

    kid: OHHH thats how babies are born!

  • The reenactment actors moved to Hollywood for their big break - look at them now! Delivering babies into the toilet!

  • "I didn't know I was pregnant"-

    funniest show of LIFE.

  • are the cyotes out tonight? haha

  • lol

  • 0:47 LMFAO THE GUY IS A CLASSIC.

  • how could you not know you're pregnant, these fat bitches are bloody discharges

  • ha!! all of them are fat.

  • LMFAOO. WHAT THE SH** xD this is so funny! im laughing so hard my mom just said "what are you laughing about?"..

  • @Eddy01300 She probably just doesn't understand why you're laughing ~ that's how she had you! XD

  • that was a superbowl dump

  • AND SHE POOPED OUT A FUCKING BABY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • FUCK YOU GIRL!!!!!!

  • lol I love what he said at 0:50

  • AND SHE POOPED OUT A FUCKING BABYY !!!

  • she pooped out a fucking baby LOL