Episode 1 in a Series of Satires - The Chav

[tdobson2]

omg thats amazing

[MCFCsince1992]

he sounds like devvo

[samatron9000]

what a cunt

[n00bcatcher]

I didn't know you were in this video, sam...

[samatron9000]

"I didn't know you were in this video, sam..."

Since when did I say I was in the video?

And on that, since when did I give you permission to talk and pretend to act clever and tough over the internet?

You forget, we all remember when you acted funny in school and ended up crying to the teachers. Your still a chilidish little shit with no friends, everyone hates you at college.

I hope you realise that.

I hope you catch AIDS you little shit.

[n00bcatcher]

it was a meer remark sam, you just relax and don't worry about it.

None of that stuff is true Sam, you've seen me with people who respect and adore me, I bet that when you're older you'll be the guy who only has mate because he drives, but then again, I doubt you have the intelligence to operate a car

by the way, you can't catch AIDS, you catch HIV which develops into AIDS you emu brained half wit

now, fuck off.

I believe that has you well and truly trumped, sir

Good Day!

[enlargement1969]

eat dog doo doo.thar was funny dog when jordan o,niell put that bin in ya face. oh yeh man i is black n fit n i is well solid in hardness ya faceget me blood iiii......

[NotoriousDeath]

I think it is pronounced "aahiight"

[mrrmancunian]

i hope you get cancer.

[0pacella0]

fuuck aint been to denton in sum time..but seriousy lad what the FUCK are u doin..

[SillyOclock]

not bad for a first comedy effort.

its worth you trying other styles.

[manchesternut11]

dis is deano n jonny makin wot are you doin this is proper sad u make me sick

just no

btw didnt you cry in school wen jordan o neill put a bin in you face

[mrrmancunian]

Lol.

[n00bcatcher]

english please? i can't understand bullshit

[ripstoneroses]

Fuckin ate chavs man

[360salesonline]

Ha ha, v.good.

Lomas... shut up

04:30 - v.funny

[n00bcatcher]

are your parents siblings?

[KoolGenes]

no, but given the state of your mum who has had to have a mirror attached to her sunroof of the car so that she can align her vision to look straight out of the car instead of up, i would imagine you are covering something up. Also, given the state of yourself, simon, something definitely went on between cousin sarah and brother john me thinks...

[n00bcatcher]

did the intelligent part of you run down your mother's leg?

[n00bcatcher]

what a twat why not sort out your life...everyone hates you

simon lomas

[PooliePoole69]

O pal, this is the funniest shit ive seen since lethal weapon 2, i definately giv it 4 poolies out of 5, pooletastic. Wen r u doin the sattire of those nig nogs, bloody shit on our society, fukin lenny henry.

fancy ringin me sumtime m8, i do get lonely u no.

Best wishes, AP

[J3NNYL3CK3Y]

fuck kids u wanker n eat ur mams after birth

[JCHComedy]

What on Earth does that mean?

[CMN1992]

Joe ur bro is a soft shit coz i go to scl wiv him and the denton massive will kik da shit outa u

Toms m8

[JCHComedy]

I'd appreciate that you comment this video to tell me if you like it or not, rather than just leave a negative rating, or even a positive one. Thankyou!

[wiggy04]

Sweet.

[joehenthorn]

Liking the rappage.