Hitman - Movie Review

[jordanz0rz]

if they do make a 2nd vin diesel should play agent 47

[TheDarklord0211]

Umm..

what about gta?

killing guilt free?

FUCK NO!

we love to push old ladies down the stairs :D

and if there were kids in the game. be sure that we will murder them 2x's as harder then the adults!

[didoidol]

the film was shot in Bulgaria i like it but i dont understan why are they saying that the scenes are shotted in Russia

[asterix645]

Hey is that Grace Randolph from Indy Mogul?

I'm so glad she moved into Beyond The Trailer

[kondurperusix]

I love hookers

[kondurperusix]

Looks like an action B movie,the only reason to watch the movie is the hot ukranian slut olga kurylenko

[myrfiendsfeet]

fuck all you niggas , i'm rick james bitch

[Teixeirapictures]

it was the closest thing to the video game so far.

movies like Doom and Max Payne, they leave many things out and create disapointment. Hitman was the best videogame movie so far

[Randyrhoads4lyfe]

max payne was SO BAD....Fire...Flying monster..My god

[Teixeirapictures]

I almost forgot. remember that cinematic sin Super Mario Bros movie

[47mrcool]

blah blah blah common people dont fight here on comments relax please.

hey i am typing my opinion here so ok,first please dont get mad at me,i am saying that if i would have made this i would keep it just like a game. hows that?so the fans dont get pissed. and timothy was great in it i am his fan after this movie he just did his 100% best.but when you make a movie from a game its different,so the point is movies like these should be maked carefully.

[cpsuperbrain]

Best video game movie, certainley better than the Max Payne Movie.

Hitman 8/10

Max Payne 3/10

Based on my opinion.

[thinin1234]

its funny how 47 cares about a whore but kills dozens of cops i cold blood, make sence doesnt it?

[thinin1234]

dis movie sucked the only people who can like this movie is the people that never played the the games, or idiots that cant see the plot holes, but hey there was only about 4 million of them! like the part where they fight wit the swords, where the fuck did he get those? and etc

[NickAllenStudios]

And you are part of the four million people, who is too fucking lazy to spell check. Bravo sir, bravo.

[thinin1234]

nice argument because god knows my spelling = awsome movie

[NickAllenStudios]

I never said it was a good movie, I was commenting on your lack of grammar skills, I know the movie is bad.

[thinin1234]

i dont hav poor grammer i just like to type dat way it save letters, so get a life

[NickAllenStudios]

You know what I'm done, do you have any idea how stupid having comment wars is?

[thinin1234]

thats wat i was thinking

[guntrano]

yeah man movie was one of the best movie and those who dont like go eat shit i hope that you could like it !!!!!!!! and i hope that they make a sequel tooo!

[ernievzla]

he worst thing is that i think this is the best video game movie ever made...

yeah its SAD!!!!

[bretthauerseven]

I thought it was pretty decent... for a videogame movie. Anyway I do like his style, but when they brought in the church and stuff I was kind of like, "... what...?". Well at least they tried something new, it was alright.

[balsar429]

i loved this movie i hope they make a sequel

[Chavalierdeon]

ಠ_ಠ

[balsar429]

hey! what can i say im easily amused!! loool!

[quake4soldier]

it sucked balls terrible movie, this made doom look like a master piece

[Chavalierdeon]

agreed

[donteffwitme]

They should make a movie about grand theft auto.

[Kaspar5000]

there actually is a movie named grand theft auto but it isn´t connected to the games and its done in the 80s

[47mrcool]

Grand Theft Auto is a 1977 American comedy chase film directed by Ron Howard. It was Howard's directorial debut and features himself as Sam Freeman and Nancy Morgan as Paula Rovers in the leading roles. The film takes its title from the crime Grand Theft Auto, which is committed a number of times by several different characters.

[kurokasumi]

Games = epic

Movie = epic FAIL.

Agent 47 with DUAL KODACHIS shoved up the back of his suit? (subway scene) Come on. And a crappy love story with a russian hooker hooker written about as well as Anikin And Padme from star wars. Not enough action, too much love bullshit. Story was pretty good though.

Best thing i LOL'd at though was the kids playing hitman when 47 broke into the apartment window.

Flame my comment if you want, I could care less.

[thinin1234]

thank u, i totally agree

[MattMontania]

ight, the hitman games were fucking amazing. but the movie,mmmm wasnt all that good. i mean, in the games, you see that 47 is one of many clones of a dr. all the clones looked alike. in the movie, the "clones" are different ethnicities. 47 shows no emotions in the game, but seems to smile alot in the movie. and one of the things i didnt like was the fact 47 was doin fuckin flips. i had high hopes for this movie,but i was greatly disappointed when i saw it. they shoulda kept it closer to the game

[MattMontania]

o and i forgot to mention: if this was just a story that someone came up with and NOT based on a game, it wouldve been a pretty badass flick...just sayin

[Crimsonhe]

And he has sex in it & hes not a clone in this i he ? i just hope this dont stop the new game hitman 3 or 4 or 5 coz HM C & HM BM are spin offs but if the next game is going to be 5 then HM C is #3 & HM BM is #4

[BamBamNinja]

THAT MOVIE ROCKED!! idk how pplz can say it suked!! that move waz DA BOMB IT COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!!

[VampireMoon3]

Dude those two guys were idiots that was a fucking awesome movie. Definite five stars in my book.

[SexB0Y]

hitman movie is fucking NICE game, just watch u will see

[mirza124]

Hitman Movie is AWESOME!!!!

[PR4DA]

What is the song playing in 57 min?

[RyanandBran]

Now finally a good review channel on YouTube!

[psiharskoludokopele]

guns n hookers hahahha! btw the movie isn't bad and some of the scenes are in bulgaria(i'm from bulgaria) wich makes me happy. but the storyline and some other stuff just can't compare with the story of the game.

[MB11113]

What a crappy way to use the fiber wire. That's more of a sam fisher style if you ask me.

[addicted2yoouu]

The movie is great, but I hate the fact that he portrays too much facial reactions in the movie...too much emotion...he's a cold blooded killer...he's not angry, he does not "feel" at all...he just kills...he's good at it!

[MB11113]

I liked the movie but I have 2 complaints. First, 47 never used the fiber wire in the movie at all!!! What's up with that? The fiber wire is an iconic thing in the hitman series. And two, I wish Diana had a bigger role than her 5 second cameo, what the fuck!!

[ExoKillV2]

BTW yes he did you fiber wire -_- i dont know if you recall but it was the scene where he kidnaps Yuri, when he hung upside down lifted yuri WITH FIBER WIRE, then dropped him knocking him unconcious. so there he DID use it -_-

[MovieHound17]

Can't Agree with you more.

[Zeahappy]

I liked the previews for this movie 90%. I liked the movie itself, 12%. Why do they keep doing this to me????????????? Don't they have any respect for the people paying 12 bucks to see this??? For your own good, watch the trailers for one hour and a half STRAIGHT. You might get bored.... BUT, compared to the movie........well.........Brad Pitt, Al Pacino, and Johnny Depp in a Guy Ritchie movie!

[giorgio1030]

Don't watch this movie !!!!!!!!! this is work of satan . It is a continuous blasphemy!!!

GOD IS Pure and Infinite LOVE . Never hate!!!

with this movie satan tempts to think blasphemies like that all this violence is not bad but good ,that this violence is evil but good evil, that evil is not bad but good and that evil is necessary. THESE ARE CRAZY THOUGHTS , they come from evil!!!!

[notadoormat]

get this bullshit out of a movie that has next to nothing to do with religion. Anyway good movie mostly, a couple plot holes here and there and 47 shows a BIT too much emotion. But ya solid action sequences and lots of blood. good for anyone who likes a good action movie. Also about your gay little speach about neccesary evil, tons of shit "god" has done could be classified as neccesary evil. plauges? floods? Of course im not educated on the topic but w/e.

[nmcooper26]

Why are people so sensitive, you either love the movie or hate it. over a decade of games to movies and you think we would understand they never are what we expect or even want.

[matteht]

1:06, of course Mohammed and Tabuli think it's shit coz the terrorists aren't in it. Stupi Al Queda, all they write is books on bombs.

[Diehardharder]

the movie was good olyphant is hitman the movie was right on point

[karl1128]

I think it was one of the best movies ever

[moeezS]

Love the nerds with glasses, they got it right on. This movie was crap, crap action, bad directing, and awful acting on Timothy's part. The only great scene was the bathroom one, felt like actually how you'd play the game.

[historywillabsolve]

the games rule, dont know about this crap movie

[SlyAsPie]

wtf is up with those nerds, here was me thinking they knew all the games inside and out (being the reason they hated it so much) and then he says somethin' retarded like "Hitman can't talk to girls" WTF did you even play the games? No actually even in the games the scenes felt uncomfortable where 47 would talk to women, **** he even calls him 'Hitman' ffs HE'S 47!.

[albanian4]

the movie was INSPIRED by the game it was not gonna be exactly like that

[crashball30]

Stupid blond bitch could'nt make a review if she had a cock up her ass

[SaucisseMerguez]

47 in love ? this is simply pathetic, they creators of the movie should go to hell.

[Raging5]

I thought that if jason statham played hitman it could have been a prequel to Crank.

[albanian4]

wrong wrong tha guy aint agent 47 cmon now yuor a bitch

[carlosdrill]

The movie is bad ass, but I still think Jason Statham would have made a better Hitman! Now if you have seen "Crank!" For a second I though I was watching Hitman because the way Jason acted, executed his moves...I mean he was a real, actual hitman in Crank & I thought CRank was a better movie than Hitman, no offense, but I've played the HItman games & Jason totally plays the role better.

[albanian4]

fuck off jason is too fuckin old and 47 dosent have an english accentand cranck sucked to hell it was seriously crap like cmon no backline

[carlosdrill]

Who is talking to you?

You should be the one to Fuck Off!

It don't matter if he has a English accent, I have seen movies that people with Hawaiien & French accents practice the english language & they come out in movies speaking perfect english. Plus, that's the point agent 47 looks older in the games & he should look older in the movie too & that's an reason Jason should have played him! They annouced it on the radio.

[GoldenVulture]

Action, Guns, and Hookers..........NICE!

[addicted2yoouu]

Well I watched the movie...although there's a lot of actors out there who can play Agent 47, aside from Jason Statham, Brandon Routh is a possible choice or If they can make Wentworth Miller work-out, why not..both actors has a deep elegant voice like Agent 47, but In fairness to Timothy Olyphant, he portrays the character well...at first I thought I would get disappointed but as the movie takes you to his character...you won't be disappointed...and he didn't have sex with that woman!!

[albanian4]

right on man

[Passenger87]

I bet the majority who enjoy this havn't even played the game series.

[Derrick101989]

he's not just a killer flat out, he kills evil people he's a new different type of hero he's like a more talented killin somewhat evil Superman, overall i gace this movie 2 diamonds out of 5 stars diamonds = higher then stars

[Shad0wack]

Have you played the game?

What you just wrote is wrong.

47 IS a flat out killer and he is NOT a hero, he kills for money, as cold as ice and does not care about anyone, maybe except Diana :)

[domrulez8]

He actually kills bad people for money.

when do you ever get missions like "Kill Inocent, kind people"?

You kill evil people.

example.

White house mission in blood money.

An assassin in the white house? surely there to kill the president. 47's there to save him =/.

He is NOT a hero but hes not an evil cruel killer.

[Krazyrussianass]

@domrulez8 yeah ur hired to kill the bad guys but what happens is that u go throught the entire mission killing everyone cas u dont have the patience to sneak around and shit

[Xanatos712]

@domrulez8 Name a mission where you kill innocents? 'Requiem'.

[gameboxfreak]

the movie looks cool but it sucks that agent 47 falls in love with the russian (even if she's a hooker) 47 is a killer not a lover :(

[blink182wow]

THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING AWESOME

[ominuka]

I've played all the Hitman games and I think they could have done a lot better with this movie. I thought Doom was better then this. They didn't even show him doing a lot more of the stuff he does in the games. They even decided to add some new stuff in there (the whole thing with the blades was kind of silly and was NEVER in the games). There was nothing stealthy to the movie at all and there was no suspense in the film.

[DrOrtmeyer]

wait i didnt see the movie YOU SAYD BLADES!!

[01JP]

I'd rather bang the chick in this video than watch this hollywood shite, but id have to go hitman on her myself and tape her mouth up, jeez she is annoying lol!

[Taffy007]

personally i enjoyed the movie. it was cool. i mean its no matrix or whatever, but i still liked it. =]

[Elvis4ever43]

fuck that jew and muslim

[whatisbestinlife]

lolz, that jew and muzlm called it right. This film is a misfire. The actor tried but didnt quite get it right. The story sucked and they never really got the essence of the character or game. They just turned it into typical hollywood throway trash.

[01JP]

You are totally correct mate! If anything Hollywood is the 'evil that has infected' a possibly great movie with their bollocks happy ending, love stories and shit actors. I fuckin hate hollywood and the cunts who run it im 666 not 555 so fuck you hollywood, oh and I really hope an eastern asian (japan) or a european film industry re make this film without any commercial corporate american bollocks!

[01JP]

I personally feel I could have made a better hitman film.

[mehdieminem]

fuck you and ur mom

[OrlandoHOTT01]

see im going to see it sunday and ppl are all like its boring or they can wait for it to come on dvd. im glade to hear that someone liked it.

[kikyouisstupid]

this movie has a future regardless they leave alot to be toyed with regarding the plot the action scenes and hits were flawless he killed everything in his path quietly and if it wasnt quiet it was because he planned it out that way

the begining of this movie shows that the writers have such a deeper plot that the game go's into that story of 47's coming of age thats wat i want to see

but all and all this movie is alright if there is a second installment ill see it

[kernermalkavian]

You people are a bit paranoic i think, this is an action movie like any other, with the only difference that the main character is from a video games. The fight between good and evil has always been a cliche for these kind of movies.

[VadimRuskyAmerican]

That movie is making enemies to US of A trust me... you people dont know jack but what hollywood feeds you! Horrible movie and i never played the game!

[poppinthangs]

lol

[bondjamesbond007ppk]

this movie was fantastic. i was psyched they followed the videogame so well!!!

[thinin1234]

no they didnt, have u even played them? (all of them) it doesnt follow the game at all

[essenhohoho]

The movie was awesome!

[Rammstein0000001]

It's obvious those two guys weren't watching the same movie everyone else was. What fools...

[thegreatchangoface45]

I know they look like video game fanboys who play final fantasy 7 too much.

[samah101]

true dat those gay people who play rpg's and never good games

[thegreatchangoface45]

rpgs are awesome but these guys look like those world of warcraft people.