South Park - J.Lo Songs

[RabuPep]

I seriously will go on American Idol and do these songs with the hand puppet when I'm old enough. I'm officially making it a life goal.

[UseryHee]

Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

[OfficialCastel]

The beat is quite similar to 2Pac's - Life Goes On

[dz1l4m]

3 tacos, 2 tostadas, and a soda pop.

[andybirger]

IF I GET 100 THUMBS UP I'LL AUDITION WITH ONE OF THESE SONGS IN MY COUNTRY'S IDOL!

Not really, I just wanted to be a thumb whore. xD

[grahammycakes123]

HIT. RECORD.

[BIGMILLSER87]

such thinly veiled racism, fantastic that they get away with it. it could just also be a commentary on how J-Blow managed to exploit her "latino street background" to make an entire career despite being an absolute diva douchebag.

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

i really want the beat to the first one! or a version of it thats longer than 30 seconds!

[kymo1234]

16 people forgot the hot sauce ... chulos

[PiniRefaelov]

@kymo1234

hhhhhhhhh i forgot one chulo

[patrick20082008]

this is perfict

[DaJoker93]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[7burmi]

And don't forget the hot sauce cholo

[RIPdimeRIP101]

3 tacos 2 tostadas and a soda pop hahahahaahha

[loraemon]

This might sound weird, but I ACTUALLY really like the first track. Kinda sounds like a nice R&B track--minus the lyrics lol

[LILRuthlessplaya88]

@loraemon i thought that i want the intrumental to it...

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

@LILRuthlessplaya88 same! anyone have the instrumental for the first one? or a full version of it or something?

[OfficialCastel]

@VilleSkateKrewRep

The beat is based on 2pac - Life Goes On

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

@OfficialCastel True true, It sounds like the same bass line/base chords. I wish a full version of this exact one existed though

[blackbuttonbailey]

TACOTACOTACO

[notaschwulboy]

Three Tacos Two Tostadas and a Soda Pop!

[feliciayama11]

L.O.L this is so funny fat butt  and pancake head thunbs up!!!

[dervish2173]

burrito. taco-taco.burrito. tacco. tacco-tacco, just because I got alot of money, ill give you taco flavoured kissed honey.Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.Taco-taco. Burrito-burrito. Taco-taco.Fulfill all your wishes

with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

[Chesireh]

Don't forget the hot sauce Chulo~

[kilkolio]

14 r fans of family gay

[TheViewerMarcus]

TACO.

[sparklesTHEDAMNpony]

oh Ben you almost make me forget about.. TACOOOSSS!!

Lmfao!

[Wolves88888]

Jennifer Lopez made 14 accounts to dislike this video

[TaylorFergusson]

I will give south park 50 taco's and burrito's if they make another J Lo South Park episode,Cholo's. ;)

[mrtundra45]

this is halarious.. and i want 3 tacos 2 tostadas and a soda now...lol

[unionr35]

so much rofl

[C0ZZERgee]

14 people dont like tacos.

[bensims201288]

@C0ZZERgee or buritos

[julianamercy]

Henniferrrrrr!!

[Tonza356]

13 Cholos forgot their hot sauce :DDD

[attapi0]

and a soda pop!

[sofiaspace]

Taco flavored kisseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[PandaBritney2010]

13 chulos forgot the hot sauce

[luigibrosrock]

if u dont like south park u r a retard

[StopFear]

TAKOOOS! IN MY TUMMY YUMMY YUMMY GIV ME MOR

[joseli666]

Let's make run to the border, if you pay I'll take off my top... That's a nice way to get into the US.

I'm mexican too, and It's the best ep ever!

[Giogiandfiluccio]

taco taco burrito burrito taco burrito taco taco burrito taco taco taco burrito taco burrito taco taco burrito taco burrito burrito burrito taco taco burrito taco burrito taco taco burrito

[justincaseido]

0:48 Is Hysterical!!! 

[Hootbliini]

taco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indyfan22k]

Somebody NEEDS to sing these songs on American Idol.

:X

[LAWoman323213]

@indyfan22k OMG, I was thinking the same thing! I was so hoping that someone would've sang this during the auditions.

[Ezorigamitutorials]

@indyfan22k Canadian Idol! LMFAOO!!!!! 

[ArmyOfDankness]

EWWW....Ben Affleck....Sploooogggeee..GRoo­ossssss.......

[SweetBrwnSuga]

i laugh so hard when eric gives ben a hand job, lol!

[TheETownSkater]

My name is Ben lol

[MrSamixOxo18]

i want taco bell so bad nowww... >.>

[chrissjg]

what the fuck your all dumbasses its chulo

[Xenobiarch]

@chrissjg that's real convincing, calling someone a 'dumbass' for misspelling a spanish word when you can't even spell 'YOU'RE' right.

[MissLeLe110]

Anyone who is capable of making jennifer lopez almost forget about taccos is so worth dedicating a song to.

[Tyem310]

if u diskliked this your a cholo!!

[OversizedPenguin]

LOOOL

[weirdlua]

hahaha funny!!

[Dougieus]

it's cholo. On the borderline there are a lot of cholos....

[XxKairixNaminexX]

I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THESE.

[NeonPicklez]

LOLOLOL Southpark ftw

[luvdady]

13 forgot the hot sauce.

[boondocks43]

13 people hate tacos, and burritos.

[Obstain001]

Mitch Connor died 12 times so far.

[ChocolateChad127]

Haha, I wanna put these on my iPod! :D

[Dobsta45]

12 people forgot all about tacos listening to this

[icebergerking]

greatest song on SP

[icemanpro97]

TACOS!

[User2173]

This Song Samples 2-Pac - Life Goes On

[kina483]

hola bitchola! :D

[xNoScope24x]

"I need to make a run for the border, i've got hunger that only tacos can stop. Do you remember what i ordered, three tacos two tostados and a soda pop!"

[timskeezy07]

Just FYI, it Chulo (w/ a "U").

Cholo means something way different.

Chulo = cutie, good looking, etc.

Cholo = thug, gangster.

:)

[picvic7]

Lol...Don't forget the hot sauce Chulo!!!

[GunsNRosesFan4]

taco taco taco buritto 

[Co0ki3z32]

dont forget the hot suace cholo

[cuddlethekitty75]

BABY LETS MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER! :)

[danihj86]

don't forget the hot sauce cholo! allway makes my laugh :P

[brokenseatbelt]

LMAO

[1114rena]

面白い！

[MrsIero22]

luv it

[rakuencallisto]

the first song is the best.

[mattsgp]

taco!

[uglifroot]

Oh Ben you are so perfeeect, so spectacularrrrrr in every way, you bring light into my life Ben, you almost make me forget about tacooos, oh tacos so good in tummy yummy yummy give me more, I love you Ben, you almost make me forget about tacoooooos

[rakuencallisto]

@uglifroot

the best one ever.

[Bunomous]

@uglifroot yea like i didnt know the lyrics already

[Petudyy]

@uglifroot not perfeeect its perfiict xD

[KingRalf00]

don't forget cartman took a picture of himself sucking butter's dick in his sleep. so not only is he gay, he is also a molester.

[consciousness2]

What a shit!!!! :D

[darkroxas08]

And don't forget the hot sauce chollo Imao

[panchopimp4life]

im mexican and i find it hilarious lol

[pualawap]

@panchopimp4life That's why it's so hilarious! She's not even mexican, I'm puertorican and ditto. lol

[amigoacid]

@panchopimp4life jajajajajaja ok, however j. lo is not mexican and even she cant speak apanish

[guilhasbranco]

@panchopimp4life i'm jennifer lopez and i find it even more hilarious

[MrToffeeboy96]

@panchopimp4life ment to be puerta rican

[Dementorvx]

@panchopimp4life we find you hilarious, go eat your burritos your dirty fucking mexican.

[1995avila]

@Dementorvx now you see why everyone hates america

[bandet888]

Judge Judy often says "I have more brains in my finger than you have in your head!" I bet her finger didn't have more brains than Eric Cartman's hand! I never heard Judge Judy's finger sing!

[mylestails]

gay

[retroguy02]

this guy single-handedly killed J-Lo's musical career lolxx

[DaRealKing303]

you almost make me forget about tacos LOLOLOL

[andrewlondon007]

One of my favoritest! I haven't laughed so hard in a South Park episode before. I give you taco flavored kissies! So racist lol

[Banjokazooiemaster]

"And don't forget the hot sauce, chulo!"

[pappaonkel]

ohh ben you are so perfiict !

[TheTwinklylights]

perpy ben is her taco kissises in my tummy yummy yummy

[Drazhenko]

i need to make a run for the border

if you pay i'll take off my top

that is SO me

[insane0102]

ahahaahahaaaaaaa

u almost make me forget about tacoooo

[BongMonster08]

dont forget the hot sauce cholo....

[wuffthegreat89]

you almost make me about TACOS! i love this episode.

[flippinbuddy]

tummy yummmy yummy give me more!!  LOL

[ivjr1]

its funny because she is not even mexican she puerto rican

[warriorneo12]

lol so funny

[JustABeautifulLiar]

looooooooool

i got a hunger only tacos can stop

[cchj768]

tacos don't cost a thing

[Bowser146]

Tacos almost make me forget about tacos?

[akatsukimaster666]

mitch connors

[KyleIsAFailurex3]

;D<3

[kastanha666]

Taco Taco! Burrito!

[emodevil808]

Lol this is funny but racist

[bonitachika792]

It really is I wonder why you got 6 thumb downs. I want to thumb up but it won't let me

[pmkzero5]

:) epic win

[SaraWhiteHorse]

taco taco borito :D

[Shikingo]

FULFILL ALL UR WISHES WITH MAI TACO FLAVAHED KEESSES! lol

[bmxerjmk]

your suppose to comment on the video this isent facebook

[freddyyxD]

reetestrak ! :D

[datiswatikjezeg]

dit nummer geeft me een vreetkick

[bubi8894]

mhhh....taco flavoured kisses.

[RickTenPlus]

Don't forget the hot sauce Cholo!

[sursid13]

chulo* not cholo

[OnToneL96A1]

@RickTenPlus

Its "Chulo" ... not "Cholo" ...

[WREQUIEM]

@OnToneL96A1 but she says cholo

[OnToneL96A1]

@WREQUIEM

Im Speak Spanish ... and im pretty shure she says Chulo and not Cholo ...

Cholo doesn't have sense ... Chulo its a way Some Mexican Woman call to the Mens...In some parts like Sonora, and California

[WREQUIEM]

@OnToneL96A1 lol geez im just saying she's/he is pronouncing it cholo

[shannonnkeeleyy]

so so funny

[MrGaGaFan]

she is so funny

[FuStAkKiOnS]

ahauhau

wonderfulll!!!!

che pariata:D

[BretDegro]

Don't waste your time writing hate messages, or something to try to make you look cooler, cause your just putting down someone elseses work. Learn Proper English, and donate to a charity or something

[Pattymcjiggletits]

Says the fagot who try's to make him, or her, self look cool, and also uses improper English. Rot in hell.

[BVargas78]

don't waste your time doing those ridiculous copy and paste messages

[Jugglesama]

0:50 LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Dyzzuk04]

:))))))))) tako tako:D

[alecUNH]

god...i forgot how hilarious these songs were. amazing.

[Deidarah0o7]

so I wonder, is Cartman secretly gay? in this episode, he's jacking off Ben Afleck. In imaginationland, he's trying to get Kyle to suck his balls. hmm....

[jama463]

Nah, he also fell in love with Wendy. So if anything he must be bi-curious.

Like butters.

[Sha1tan]

He also sucked butters' cock on 'Cartman Sucks'

[kevkevinkev]

He also dresses in drag all the time.

[Deidarah0o7]

And he also made up the song, 'what what in the but' aka 'what what in my asshole'

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

no he just did all that so he could get j lo in prison, end ben affleck's career and make kyle belive him.

[Deidarah0o7]

I know why he did it, but doesn't that seem to be going a little far to you? I mean, he can say it was all part of some elaborate scheme, but he didn't need to jack off Ben Affleck nor have him spend the night in his bed, as Kyle never found out about any of those and they weren't relevant to whether or not Kyle fell for it.

[dannyjizay]

@Deidarah0o7

i think he is! there's been a couple instances hinting at that in a few episodes lol like the time he was humping a cardboard cut out of justin timberlake while dressed in drag lol

in any case, that part with cartman jacking off ben afleck in this episode is hilarious!

[ZurkonTheDestroyer]

@Deidarah0o7 Well I think that was because he just REALLY wanted to humiliate Kyle.

[WREQUIEM]

@Deidarah0o7 no mitch conner is gay and i'd guess he wanted him to suck his balls cause it would....embarrass kyle?

[MsxShameless]

@Deidarah0o7

and wen Butters slept over his house he put butters dick in his mouth (cartman's mouth) .... yeah :)

then kyle told him to make him un-qay he had to put his dick in butters mouth

and he fell for it :) ha!

[Phaleg01]

@Deidarah0o7 lol u know?

[stacetheface47]

@Deidarah0o7 Not to mention in simpson already did it he gets semen from sucking a dudes dick in a alleyway.

[iceywolf1]

@Deidarah0o7 ovcourse he is he put butters penis in his mouth and hes kissed a guy so yeaaa cartmens pretty gaaaay

[skaplis]

@Deidarah0o7

noo..

Jenniffer is giving a BJ

and the whole idea was to humiliate Kyle

[Deidarah0o7]

@skaplis I know, but who's hand is jacking off affleck? 

[skaplis]

@Deidarah0o7

well it's not like he liked it

[twistoffate111]

@Deidarah0o7 dude and the episode when he put butters penis in his mouth and said that makes butters gay

[lightsabre5511]

@Deidarah0o7 i reckon so. that fat fuck is pretty messed up

[jpkillah]

@Deidarah0o7 Nah i just think he's a manupulating psycho :P

[death2innocent]

@jpkillah he uses his unique knowledge to annoy his friends but without cartman , southpark would suck

[Sophiedogdiggsmouse]

@Deidarah0o7 also he sucked buttres dick and took a picture of it in "cartman sucks"

[MotherFuckingBest]

looool what was her reation to this vid.. or eps?

[13bluebabyboy13]

wats the name of the first one

[ogurpreet]

lmfao taco taco

[Chillominator]

in german it is better

[mapleleafben]

i need to make a run to the border

[biekbone]

Tacooooo <3 ! xD

[nene41727]

TACOS!!!

[LAWoman323213]

Best South Park episode EVER! One of the songs sounds like a J-Lo song. Ben & Jen are such no talent pieces of garbage.

[Lord13289]

Whenever I go somewhere that serves tacos and burritos I always think of this south park episode.

[toxzik]

And the Casa Bonita episode:)

[Cobra11master]

iwth episode is that

[jlosbabyboy]

"So spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrr in every way" LOL!!!! How he roled his "R's" LMAO!!! Funny Stuff!

[craziinessa]

i love u ben u almost make me 4get about taaaaccoooos lol

[ein311]

oh ben you are so purfeeeeeeeect XD

[rgur90x]

tacooos so good in my tummy jummy jummy gimme morrrrre lmao