Bernie and Ert on drugs (english version)

[actsoftheunspeakable]

wow he answered the door for the cops with all that coke on his hand good thing hes a puppet in make believe land

[montitaz]

@Tmundohere

Space Taxi from the movie Raumschiff Surprise. Has been added to the English translation of the original B&E episode.

BTW, foul language doesn't necessarily mean cursing. In German, they actually used a lot of slang terms and subtle ambiguities, which wouldn't get past today's censorship.

[montitaz]

Of course, the original in German is way funnier, because they use a lot of foul language. The toughest episodes were at the Popo Club (kinda Blue Oyster Club from Police Academy), with Bernie and Ert fully dressed in SM outfits. Bwaaaahaaa.

This was part of the weekly "Friday Night News" show airing on German RTL channel, at a time where censorship and all this political correctness BS on TV was unheard of i.e. late 90s or early 2000s. Good ol' times.

[TMundohere]

@montitaz what's the song at the end, the funky song. This is messed up as is, don't really need the cursing.

[hentaiseeker]

1:10 Shit! lulz.

[hentaiseeker]

oops I meant "wrong alert". Vodka gets to me. Heheheheheheheheh.

[hentaiseeker]

Almost ideal translation but "false alert" should be spoken as "false alarm".

[MegaJaime321]

haha

[Stranix0209]

@skurvay the name of the song is space taxi and it's from the german movie Raumschiff Surprise. A german parodie of Star trek.

[MultiZlove]

wtf



[skurvay]

What is the name of the song in the ending credits?

[jaylogan609]

songs called space taxi

[MsCartman12]

that woz funny but i haven't heard it in the other languages yet

[1epicgamer]

1:25

[TheHyperdrive99]

HOLY CRAP....i did stop it at 1:25 and you weren't kidding...that is some seriously freaky shit....man, that on the right...SCAREY!!!!

[wettts2]

on 1:25 i see a black chick with a purple bra on and to the right of her i see a white chick wereing a creepy white mask

[jorgschrauwen]

english with a dutch accent marvolous

[CallMeRachelle]

Yes i agree pause at 1:25, because that's some freaky shit, if you look to the right of that chick it looks like the skin of someone, wtf? lol

[Nickidewbear]

Either way, these are Bert and Ernie's evil, Old World counterparts.

[theliberator1]

HAIRWEEN LOL

[D3mang3l]

Heroeen?



[afcabran]

1:25

[ikpakuwmoeder]

@afcabran looks like a woman talking about a game and i think i recognise tomb raider...if i'm not mistaking...honestly i have no idea that's just a possibility

[afcabran]

@ikpakuwmoeder i think you're right

[JeremyMogul]

y do they only have one eye, freaky

[pakk82]

are you really german or are you doing german accent character? eaither way its really cool

[Ranienator]

wat een kanker nerd ben jij

[magafuzzeeballz]

haoyeen?

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

omg lol, the cops only came because of their music XD

[imlost19]

wuuuuaaaagghhhh? this was on tv...? Or am I just high...?

[Ryusan11]

Now you only owe me about a few thousand for coke , LSD, and heroine .

[TacticsforHaloReach]

at 1:25 its some black chick with jason in the background

[extremedivas1]

german alway the creepy with the tv program 

[TABAHA55]

1:25 SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!

[SidFucktard]

I just about fell off my damn chair watching this :P

[Ronniebear0812]

O.O

[chachies]

0:03 Oh, man! That poor kid got pwned by that seesaw! 0__o

[gothgospel]

whats going on in the picture on the wall

[themelonfriend]

pause at 1 25



[joeh690]

hmmm so thats what they look like f ed up

[ThexReluctantxRebel]

Wrong A-LERT. XD ......You suck.

[JenWithThePen]

what a strong German accent,haha. But still nice of you to translate.

[Jaguarpaw729]

It sounds funnier in German it sounds lame in English

[bertkroket]

in dutch we say if you don't want any thing to happen dont do it to some one else. so why the F(*^ck arnt we using subtitles?

we all know that germans are the only people how voice over evry F43W@*ing thing

LAME

[laila123455]

1:26 PAUSE.. WTH?!

[Physchostkler]

GAY

[aliossestaart]

don't you mean ''if you can't HANDLE drugs you shouldn't take them''? makes more sense to me

[amcabbott]

Bert thanks for taking those drugs so the police would not see them. i figure you downed about $4000.00 worth so you can pay me for that you know when you get a chance you know or before next Friday you know witch ever k dude.

[TheDaltonboii]

oh piffi123 their name is bert and ernie not bernie and ert

[TheScoutingSniper]

@TheDaltonboii this is a parody they are called bernie and ert here...

[NLGuppy]

translation is worse.

they don't need to turn off the music, they only have to lower the volume.

wrong alert has to be false alert...

(LSD) i think that i can fly and jump off the roof again

...

[mrRudeyboy]

Funny but the voices ain't right !!!

[McPeak8745]

LOL ERT IS A DRUG ATTACIT lol berts gonna die soon WE ALL HOPE HES A MEAN ANNOYING BASTARD!

[Belinda92791]

hilarious video

[m0hawk1dwarf]

lol very funny, but in deutch its better

[rdjockey]

good shit

[piperkitty1996]

coke that wont work i havent got a nose! LOL!!!!!!!!

[Stefan140]

The translation was ok, just in the end he says "If you cant handle drugs, you shouldnt take them."

[bartman1238]

cool thank for english verison

[Evi1M4chine]

You know whats missing? The voice acting!

[joegfjh]

is just what you thought it was or what it translates to?

[Evi1M4chine]

yes.

[T0m291189]

german verasion is better

[jollyhorn]

i think thats his laughf

[jimbraskii]

what the hell is et the end 1:25??

that's weird.

you shut do something about it..

but it is still nice:)

[EllaKiyaBeatleGirl]

Manamana is mine and my boyfriends song XD

[kevinyoung42]

thanks for translating!

[fmvintexas]

Wunderbar Bernie and Ert!

[happycan107]

pause it at 1:25

what the hell is that?

[blackanima123]

i think it's the "news"show from the original show....

[shariotoflove]

fucked up!

[uzay2000]

TEH NEWS

[nills99]

@happycan107 The next show...

[SparkPlugMovies1]

@happycan107 holy fuck i saw it too its like a news thing showing some skinny chick with no mouth and black eyes

[Calgure]

@happycan107 hot chick

[RockMakesMeStoned]

@happycan107 Bill Kaulitz on the local news channel? xD

[themetalkid1996]

@happycan107 a woman..

[jaketheboss12345]

@happycan107 Jason behind a girl

[crazyki069]

dumbest fucking video

[MrDeniz456]

@happycan107 a psycho path

[david1550123]

oh jaa.... german aqcent.....

[doubleBdasher]

Next Time JUST USE SUBTITLES INSTEAD =)

But still nice translation

[xFENRISx]

It's not as funny in English, but thanks for posting anyway!

[mZemokarebear]

@xFENRISx true its not 

[smokintheblaze]

THEM MF'S HAVE ONE EYE! OH SHIT!

[Jurassitool]

Hast ne nette Stimme ^^

An der Übersetzung haperts etwas aber trotzdem Funny ^^

[moelpi]

translation sucks! You guys gotta huge accent!

[tysweetdrums]

coke. that wou8ldnt work i dont have a nose

[maxlaurensspruijt]

this was the most crappy translation ive ever seen.

[vader5001]

Now I know why Jim Henson and Sesame Workshop stopped selling full versions of the Muppets. Since they would end up in pathetic tripe like this.

[beaverfsh]

that was funny and isnt it bert and ernie not bernie and ert

[SuperGoki]

That's actually their names in German so it was the same translation.

[Dragonrider202]

no this is a parody

[SuperGoki]

Right, it's not a real show in Germany, but their German names would be Bernie Und Ert.

[Dragonrider202]

well they are real but THIS is a parody

[SuperGoki]

That's what I just said.

[jerkward4]

hahaha!!!!lisen to him laught at 00:33.sooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[caidodelasescaleras]

Jajaja, que cagado...

[GraziosaGal]

Yes, tha German version was funnier. But it's a good translation! Hehe.

[XaerousCorpus]

it would be awesome if it would be subtitled in english

[DSLaantje]

Nice beat in the song at the end :)

What's it called?

[Nithralas]

Nice translation! :D

[Hiramthedude]

not bad but yeah. LMAO

[scaryassfucker2]

i like when he puts open ur mouth coke herion and lsd but he says heroeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[robostomo1]

=o that will change the way i luck at bert and ernie FOREVER

[DeVerhevenEland]

I love it. =]

[dashkevichm]

haha, but the German version was funnier

[bhfam]

SO DAMN TWISTED!!!!!

[NoserProductions]

It was strange but yeah next time use subtitles instead

[myochi]

The people in this video are like Seame street characters that have probably been hit with a radio active explosion.

[plasticboy81]

maaan you just had TO SUBTITLE IT!!!!!

your voice sucks!!

[DutchPwn3r]

Gay Vid only for stupid gays

[gielfransen]

So as you?

[ersebaer]

Ha, manmamnamana bei der englischen Version als Hintergrundmusik.

[Alofat]

"wrong alert" loooooooooool

[kayler28]

not bad

[catambermoon]

god that sucked, ur voice and translation was way of,

[dazzfunster]

thanxx so much for this.. please do some more

[slayergod91]

haha SWEEEEEEEET:)

[SCSMoviez]

THIS BELONGS TO GERMANY!

[MzAlisha]

OMG DUDE....THIS IS EFFIN SWEET..even better cuz im high..lmao..NIIIICE

[plasticboy81]

alter warum hast du nich einfach untertitel genommen, deine stimme is ja mal mega schwul, ausserdem hast du teilweise falsch übersetzt.

[okayboo]

aahah ilovethis

[bigbobby5555]

ert? ert?

[sluckyoubutt]

ok this is scary!

[sisterofnight451]

THANKS! for doing it :D

[itstheit]

God forbid someone should translate their 'Mütze Glatze' segment. Yeesh.

[piffi123]

yeahh i think i should do it

[itstheit]

If you translated this yourself, thanks!

[piffi123]

thank you! yes i translated it myself as you unfortunately can hear. Only the pictures are original