Elon Gold - Hummus vs Hamas

[DraxDomax]

Israeli are sick for hummus. There's a rock song about Hummus. It's delicious.

[CalebTheGeniusSpy]

I remember hearing the son of the dude who started Hamas make that same joke lol

[dalesalsa]

that was good shit.... !!

[Dridokof]

Dick and Bush, I never thought about that, nice.

[dalesalsa]

@Dridokof you NEVER thought about that..?? Really? haha c'mon man

[Dridokof]

@dalesalsa Why would I? i'm not American.

[dalesalsa]

@Dridokof Ohh ok.. alright bro that makes sense.. :P

[brethart4life]

Hummus is verrryyyy popular in Israel so i think yeah they will prefer it,and that he said that we would prefer falafel is stupid,not that im offended but its cause falafel is made from hummus...so....yeah lol

but no hate,i lovvvve this guy he is funny as helll

[05candyman]

@brethart4life dude, shut up

[MaaNonu123]

@brethart4life I also enjoy Hummus at approximate 8:32 pm on a Wednesday night. It is very popular amongst my peers.

[djariw]

@bulavo First of all, it's "their countries." not "they're". Second, try to see things in a new light and recognize that, yes, there are ignorant people within very race, but not every person in a single race is ignorant. Be mindful, be accepting, and keep your eyes and heart open. It's what the world needs the most. :)

[cr3w562]

Perfect bit

[Hyunikil]

just like when jews elected the right wing in Israel that is the most Evil Racist fascist ever , fuck you with your idiot crowd you fucking mother fucker

[thiswask]

@Hyunikil U MAD BRO? Y U HATING ON AWESOME FUNNY VIDEO?

[joanrider]

taken from bruno

[BlkFlamesz]

this bit was genius 

[Falastiny]

Oh so Hamas is a terrorist group for trying to defend something that was taken from them.. oh ok.

[bryson502]

@Falastiny can you tell me more about hamas

[LithCS]

@Falastiny hahahahahahahahahahaha, you should be a comedian.

[bulavo]

@Falastiny

hes a jew, what do you want? american jews, arabs, all the immigrants who ran away from they're country are very ignorant!

[brethart4life]

@Falastiny Since when did defense become offense? Hamas sends the missiles to Israel,we defend it. thats why our army,the IDF stands for Israeli Defense Force. Nothing was stolen btw in their own bible it says that Israel is ours but the priests block that out of everything...

[Akatsuki2020]

lmfao! "spread hatred?" Do please elaborate, you uninformed and ignorant troll!

[TheAdam9749]

this shit face is spreading hatred .I cant believe those people are laughing at his none sense jokes.

[plungeybabie]

@TheAdam9749 relax

[code1619]

@DragonBruceLee27 Its ok @e94adam94 its not that he dont like people who elect food as a leader he prefers people who vote for a dumbass president with sidekick dick

[abdulrahmanjad]

xD

enough said xD

[dewfish]

that was awesome.

[namekman01]

dick and bush...? is that how they came up with the word douche?

[e94adam94]

@DragonBruceLee27 i know it is smart ass im just saying it has no solid ground

[e94adam94]

WHAT IDIOT WOULD PICK FOOD AS A LEADER DUDE ?

[DragonBruceLee27]

@e94adam94 its a joke

 dumbass

[OttarErOsom]

@e94adam94 What idiot would pick George W. Bush? I'd rather pick food than that motherfucker.

[iSeeJayVee]

Haha wow he nailed that. Much better than I expected haha

[TheAdiattoun]

Philistines - were red-haired seafarers who arrived from the shores of Israel and disappeared from our region about 1600 years before the birth of Muhammad. No Arabs from the Arabian Peninsula to do with the Philistines - not genetically, not religious, not cultural, historical and geographical . You Arabs and not Philistines. Romans could equally call on Israel Frobinika Switzerland. Whether it would have made you Swiss?!

[TheAdiattoun]

There is one thing I can't understand ! If "zionits" are Jewish people who want their land,how should I call the palestinian people who claiming the same land??? You are "Zionists" as we do! Let me put things straight ! For all the "new deniable zionists" You are a Muslim fiction one single goal - to conquer Israel. Let's start with your name - Romans conquered Israel and called her as part of the act of occupation - 'Frobinika phalstina' - the name of the Philistines, who were Israeli coastal

[razaa09]

lmao! "something for everyone" hahaha

[yafitmv7]

חחחחחחח גדול!!

[rakefetu]

nop - you did.

i'm sorry for you.

[yootesa1515]

well exicuted

[mundabi]

Everyone shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy you punk bitches

[lostinmyownworld1]

hamas is not evil group its israel wh is killing innocent ppl

[lilmoo7]

@lostinmyownworld1 him being a Jew explains it all ..!

[lostinmyownworld1]

@lilmoo7 its zionist who are doing all this shit

i personally like christians and jews

[ILUVFFANDKH]

@lostinmyownworld1 lol u know that almost all zionists are jews.......of course not all jews are bad. There are bad people in every country, religion, race, etc.

[lostinmyownworld1]

@ILUVFFANDKH there are christian zionist too but what i believe is that zionist do not belong to any religion they are just zionist as they pray satan

yea there are bad ppl but nat as bad as zionist lol

[yafitmv7]

@lostinmyownworld1 lol are you for real?

"pray satan" lmao!!

[lostinmyownworld1]

@yafitmv7 what do you mean ?

[Nubiex7]

i hate hummus as much as i hate Hamas,and that alot

[jakep1979]

54 people voted for Hamas.

[morgan00125]

i saw this like 4 years ago, been trying to find the bush dick skit for ages, thanks youtube suggestion box!! :)

[chibigrunt]

I just had hummus :D

[maryamtaheri]

hummus is awesome!!

[jmikejapan]

People wouldn't vote for terrorists?

Then how do you explain Israel?

[brandonaviv420]

@jmikejapan lol just shutup...

[jmikejapan]

@brandonaviv420 Couldn't help myself.

[BaytHerz1007]

I knew this guy was jewish,because next to his video was an israeli support ad lol.

[iHacksorzz]

@BaytHerz1007 i think 'Elon Gold' was more of a giveaway..

[cartoonslifer]

This has got to be one of the most clever jokes, if not the most clever, I've heard in my life.

[m3kid77]

LMAO! that was so funnnyy

[govaard]

Awesome ,,I have been spending the last 3 hours looking at TheLaughFacotry uploads :-)

[TheLaughFactory]

@govaard <3

[ELTOQUATE]

@govaard loooll man me too...it's soo addictive

[RohamK96]

im surprised dat i actually never realized that :P

[aelfredhauscarl]

guesswhosjewish. com/ Elon_Gold.htm enough said.

[hugga4u]

awesome! this was hilarious!

[TheMarshymc]

is'nt this joke used in bruno??

[dankbot420]

easy joke, but his delivery was perfect.....

[TheFreedomSword]

are u saying that all this time we weren't voting for Hummus?! OMG thanks laugh factory for revealing the truth!

[lilmoo7]

excuse me but away from the humor a little bit ... "Hamas is a terrorist group", so what he's saying is "fighting for your land is a terrorism"... oh really .. ? then what dose that make the American civil war looks like ..!?

[JAV1117]

Lmao

Maaaad funny

[boomerxxx]

I keep coming back to this clip a few times a month.

Great delivery.

[easyjammin]

Humus is middle eastern and medditerian.

[Kingjne92]

his Palestinian accent sounds very similar to Joe Rogan's, kills me man

[jackdtroughton]

>300 000.

[iceisnicenotmice]

so i thought i'd have a sip of water midway through this clip...then i heard "oh look! dick! dick AND bush!"

worst. idea. ever.

[hokoyashi]

bush mean a goat in my country

[funky8t6r]

Since when was hummus Mediterranean? I think he means Middle Eastern. If somebody replies to this comment to tell me that the Middle East is in the Mediterranean I will virtually bitch slap you. Funny comedian though.

[at102596]

@funky8t6r HUMUS IS MEDITERRANEAN! *Proceeds to get virtually bitch slapped*

My mom think Humus is Mediterranean. -.-

I also think it's Middle Eastern, but people beg to differ.

[XaeeD]

@funky8t6r I only know hummus from Marocco, so I think it's mediterranian, but I'm sure you can get you a nice cup of hummus in the middle east too. I don't really see how Hamas is an 'evil' terrorist organisation tho, they were democraticly chosen in one of the most monitored (by the West) elections ever in the Arab world. Labeling any people as evil automaticly makes you the good guy. They just fight for what they feel is their right and stand up against injustice. Better than doing nothing..

[funky8t6r]

@XaeeD Actually North Africa (including Morocco) and Spain were conquered by the Arabs. When they took over, they brought their food, language, customs, religion (and genes) with them. This is why Moroccans look African but speak Arabic and eat Arabic food. This is also the reason why there is so much Muslim architecture in Spain, and why they have such a conservative, repressed culture.

And I agree his politics is questionable - but he's a comedian.

[XaeeD]

@funky8t6r Maroccons don't look African. And you don't have to give me history-lesson, BUT I did not know the Arabs brought hummus, so +1 for you if it's true.

[easyjammin]

@funky8t6r sorry to but in, but morrocans dont look black or have the black african features. North africans look like they do because constant flow of immigration and emmigration before the empires and the religion. I don't know where the original hummus comes from but it is delicious.

There is also a difference between morrocan food and middle eastern food. The morrocan culture didnt water down completely. They still have a disticnt culture, customs and history.

[tonip420]

this joke is really creative....great writing....very funny

[tifran9494]

Wasn't that joke already used in Brüno?

[7areegaa]

god! your lame.

[isilark]

hahah so fckg funny

[MsEyeBubbles]

This dude reminds me of Seinfeld.

[s38a5t13n]

dammit why isn't there something above faving ?! We need an 'epic' button on youtube !

[BAR203407]

wow,he is funny!



[naveedlalkhan]

i find jews funny looking

[naveedlalkhan]

freedom fighters are not terrorists you chimpanzee jews ape generated assholes

[sufrrawe]

Can't accept what this man saying about Arabs because he is Jewish.

[blobloblaw12]

20 prefer hammas over humus

[tiggakayz]

lol that was hilarious 

[SaltyMilkandCoin5]

Have any of u seen Bruno? lol he straight stole this shit

[BlackGrass805]

Hammartia! haha

[zalseon]

best one yet.

[01Nikolai]

bruno......

[vict0r1ous]

lol owned it

[bbphnix]

funny slang.... bush=vagina.... both genital organs have pubic hair....

[9jmorrison]

They Elected Obama!!!!

Evil is in where it can promise and oppress.

[UgoStrange]

Clever.

[luscinius]

The bush joke reminds me of Borat

[BallForLife24]

@luscinius and the hamas - hummus thing is from Bruno

[Ginteru]

It's funny cause hamas means hobo or redneck in my language.

[TheLaughFactory]

@Ginteru Ha! What language is that?

[Ginteru]

@TheLaughFactory

Lithuanian.

[Naerbu]

@TheLaughFactory English xD

[strongyang]

@TheLaughFactory

American I think haha

[ILUVFFANDKH]

@Ginteru what language?

[Ginteru]

@ILUVFFANDKH

Some asshole already started flaming me cause I told him that,

I'd rather keep quiet.

[MrYungsan]

@Ginteru hobos and rednecks are not even closely related

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@MrYungsan xD HA yea hoboz are better and friendlier >.<

[Ginteru]

@MrYungsan

Well it is in my language.

Actually no, I typed this really fast so I didn't have the time to actually think what I wrote.

[asenat79]

@Ginteru funny, in Spanish Hamas means "never"

[thebitcher01]

@Ginteru it's funny cause Israel is worse than Hamas, and Israel means murderers in my language

[thaman8809]

@thebitcher01 true true they got the terrorists in mind

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

@thebitcher01

yeah, cause israel sends children to blow themselves up and spoon feeds infants antisemitism. and kills christians and butchers journalists.

right. oh wait that's hamas.

[vivtzka]

@Ginteru

lol. what language?



[qinah86luvsmuhd]

i cant lie. i love hummus. that stuff is good.

[CityofTemu]

very funny

[RAMSTERLORD]

Joke of the year

[MMAoracle]

mediterranean? why the fuck arent anyone reacting on the outrageous geography fail?

[xHexik]

@MMAoracle Maybe cause nobody gives a fuck?

[MMAoracle]

@xHexik ah, yeah, thats cool... so everyones just a dumb fuck?

[xHexik]

@MMAoracle Maybe, I just know that it is a funny joke, whether it's 'geographically correct' or not, I get the point.

[mites7]

@MMAoracle Israel does border the Mediterranean

[blazingdeathbringer]

i love HUMMUS

[poocholanska]

I think you got it wrong, fella. The Zionists are the evil ones. Let's get that straight. When a joke gets in politics, the politics get on the joke. Know what I mean?

[CJBombaYe]

@poocholanska

Agreed

[Ginteru]

10 people obviously love Hamas.

[neoninagirl]

HILARIOUS! =]

[aassaa99]

hahaha loved it

[terskip]

Bush jokes are so old, and so overused.

Thumbs down.

[Mamonuth]

@terskip Yeah, and this was hilarious.

[VoodooRhythmSound]

Meh = /

[smoky281]

dick n bush lmao

[DbozenD]

@smoky281 I didnt get it, bush yes its presidents name, but were does dick come from ?

[et720]

@DbozenD Dick Cheney = Vice President

[sunburningstare]

@smoky281 just dont know why you americans voted for them, when youhave bush and dick you know somebody is going to get fucked

[Raycheetah]

Not impressed. ='[.]'=

[jahgol]

funny shit man,lol , Who doesn't like bush ? rofl.

[xxgamer360xx]

hahaha hella funny :D

[acebrawler73]

That came together very nicely. lol

[JerryBeatFreak]

That was the most perfect joke ever!

[acebrawler73]

@JerryBeatFreak it was very good but i'd say the most perfect joke i've heard is brian reegans joke about buying a burger king franchise in pensicola florida.

[ProGamerDC]

Nicce