Billy Connolly ~ Prostate

[PrinzEugenMCMLXXXIII]

When and where was this?

[toulousereg]

He looks SO MUCH like John Cleese, like in his Fawlty Towers days.

[sergeantfan3]

@toulousereg Nah John Cleese looks like Billy Connolly. Billy is so much better.

[Deiisaso]

LMFAO!!!

[babysukita]

love this guy!!!!!!

viva escocia conyo!!!!!!!!

[pointyraccoon]

who were the bastards who disliked this video!!! its fucking awesome

billy connolly is a legend

[halffade]

ha ha this never gets old

[IrishAnna88]

Total legend! One of my favourite Billy clips!

[docs16]

never a truer man to my heart rock on billy

[sidensvans54]

Fantastic !! go billy..

[Seanadun]

I have laughed so hard im crying, Billy is the undisputed king of comedy

[bandsandgroupsdotcom]

Great Video, Billy Simply The Best.

[anothergirl45]

He looks just like my Auntie Margaret

[MrJasonSmarts]

lol

[Pikeya]

I'm not sure that peroids can conpete with this.

[Irish1Smurf]

periods compete well enough thank you

at least you don't have to have it every 4 weeks

[greatdude500]

To be honest, I quite enjoy peeing standing up. I'm out the bathroom quicker.

Though I do feel sympathy for women and what they have to go through.

[Razziazor]

shut the fuck up, whiny bitches

[paulusmagirl]

never happen lol

[Valoren]

Femanazi walking,

[Faithstars]

This. Man. is. fucking. hilarious!!!!!!!!

[quackerzdb]

he kind of looks like Mel Gibson

[Jamesofhull]

ROFLMAO! billy at his best!

[MCRisEverything93]

dont fucking move, LOL

[Khrystene]

Gods I love this man.

[combatwombat24]

dont fucking move!!

[spikelilgirl]

Billy Connelly is fucking amazing! :)

[PleiadesSeven]

"That's no finger. if I turn around and he's zippin his fly, there will be MURDER in this room!" tears in me eyes laughing so hard.

[39rc6cf]

Like the "Jolly Green Giant" says. "There's nothing better than a good pea."

[angellathefordgirl]

again do you ever get off you tube?

[avalsonline]

LOL. i think all men over the age of 40 or 50 can relate to this

[aussieman000]

lmao... Maybe doctors should give patients not experienced with experimenting in certain areas poppers before examining the prostate.

[paramore99]

Love ya Billy! One of the best comedians ever!

[Clarky3009]

hilarious xD

[megamixture]

yas can fuck rite off THE BIGYAN IS THE KING KEEP ER LIT BILLY UR AWESOME!!!!

[ShieldYourBeliefs]

my stomach truly aches from all the laughter, this is Billy Connelly at his peak! Amazing!

[TheDuckOfDoom28]

Oh my god xD The last part, so funny!

[123ThisIsMe]

Brilliant ! (as he usually is !)

[rolla16]

i find it amusing that the person that got so pissy about billy's humor about a prostate, has clicked this video, that clearly says prostate in it, and then been annoyed at the content. that just screams idiot to me. if this wasn't hilarious, then billy would hardly be a world famous comedian would he?

[centromarmo]

its just so closed minded that a black comedian can say the word nigger and a jewish comedian can make fun of the holicost but dare a glasweigian make fun of every day life,go get sum tablets folks and calm down glasgow houmour is about us,life and fun,fuck off if you dont like it,ya fannys

[danny1374]

Thats it hes not prejudice towards any skin colour, he just sees life the way a lot of us do, i say billy for prime minister! :)

[readyfreddie33]

haha therw would be no wars if billy was prime minister

[conorr6]

yep - all would constantly smile in the garden of love :D

[weebarry668]

Not to be biased cuz im scottish but i think billy connolly pretty much invented modern comedy... as many of his peers have agreed with.

[danny1374]

fkin brilliant

[sremjr83]

Don't blame it on the commenter being American... plenty of us get Billy Connoly.. how is he any more crdue than robin williams or george carlin? He is incredible. He isn't talking about excessively vulgar things here, its reality, and its wildly hilarious. Laugh at life or trade in your pieces and go home.

[dannyboii2k8]

this guy is awesome. so fuckin funny..

[AMAZINGPROSTATE]

"I don't think of me prostate all that often..."

[SventheCrusader]

"If I turn around and this guy's zippin' his fly..."

ROFL.

[PunchDLove]

"Fuckin' Prostate!"

[MetalHeadx666]

ROFLLMAOLOL

[oliveoshea]

I'm a woman and I think the way he tells this story is hilarious!

[dannymartin01]

DON'T FUCKEN MOVE!!!

[trueconvictsarah]

hes found a dead tree in the floor and rammed it up me arse! lmao!!!

[soncamtex]

I hope he gets assassinated! Not funny at all - just vulgar!! Excuse me while I go puke!

[MD2389]

And you're an idiot. Have a nice day! [/Walter]

Seriously, get a fucking thick skin! He's no more "vulgar" than Robin Williams.

[soncamtex]

Md, I know those 4 numbers does not stand for your I.Q. - because you're ignorant! No one wants to hear about an ugly, stupid, waste of space talk about his genitals. And as far as Robin Williams goes - I don't like him either! Sign me off for good!!!!

[SventheCrusader]

Good. Sign off of YouTube for good and stop bashing our opinions. Have a nice day, you worthless asscandle.

[MD2389]

So don't watch the damn things then! YOU made the choice to watch the video. Nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to watch! Don't like it? TOUGH FUCKING SHIT! Go preach somewhere else ya worthless fucknut!

[soncamtex]

Oh so you are the only one that can state how you feel about videos? I'm not allowed to give my say so? I don't think so. I don't preach either - it's called an opinion dumb ass.

You're the one that needs a thick skin - heh.Why are you trying to protect him? I'm sure he can take care of himself and doesn't need you!As for me not watching the video - well, I admit....I didn't watch it all the way through. So go away and....please go get a life. I am done arguing with your immoral ass.

[MD2389]

What the fuck did you think it was going to be about? A cartoon prostate flying around defending the universe? You clicked on the link deliberately knowing full well that he was going to be "vulgar". Its like going to watch "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and complaining that it has sexual content. FUCKING DUH!

[danny1374]

Hey lighten up for christs sake.

[LiddolFaye]

Lighten up

[davek71]

ur a cock lol

[snoozeyoulose19]

Billy Connolly is crude, and if you watch him, you have to expect it and get in the zone!

[archontic]

Calm down and watch something that you do like. There's no need to be an asshole. It's not your thing, that's all there is to it.

[lordwinstonrock]

seeing as you are american, i can understand that humour there is different from what it is here. so intead of arguing with you i am going to accept that our differences in opinion are down to cultural difference

[woozlwazzle]

Oh fuck off you dick, how is it vulgar at all, he doesn't really say anything that i'd consider vulgar he basicly describes a medical procedure.

[duncan3333]

dude are you supporting him or not?

[MetalHeadx666]

ur a douche

[avalsonline]

there is an easy remedy for this. dont watch bill connoy's videos. as far as i am concerned he is funny. life can be cruel and yes, crude. he finds humor in that

[XxX0Ellie0XxX]

"it doesnt know the difference between a woman and a bus" haha really made me laugh

billy connolly rules without a doubt!

[madmanninc]

i know loads dissed that but i see where you coming from

[ilaughtoyou]

haha billy's honesty is what makes him so great. he tells it like it is, and it's fabulous. and although i'm a girl i did feel a jab of pain when he said 'ram his finger up my willy'. it really hurt. lol..

[Drakmord55]

Awesome, I love the Scottish Accent!

[atrejesussaves]

me too!

i want to speak like them!hahahaha

[dellahoyasmc]

nice haha

[dellahoyasmc]

cheers haha

[GermanGangrel]

After I listen to him for awhile, the voice in my head has a Scottish accent. It's awesome. lol

[craze482]

i love that feeling

[FransMans]

dont fucking move!! =P

[TrueSinatra]

Nooo, it's

"Don't fucken move"

Luv him!

[FransMans]

What?

[BrettStrife]

dont fucking move! XD

[ahamilton93]

"He'll break it!  It'll be no use to me!" lol classic.

[Fruscianteisall]

hahaha. this man is a genious. "i said suuuure......wonderin'g where it is" xD

[FalkirkFC7]

God i love this man!

[BeautifulNaz]

Up Before Me In The Morning!!!

Hahahahahah:D

The Best Comedy In The Universe.

[CGMPNB]

fucking legend

[limezy2]

lol brilliant its true

[tehgow]

'"hes got my testicles in his hand, a unique moment i thought"

[Redheadsrule2406]

"I was hoping it might be in my Ear.."

HAHahahaaaa...

"fuckin prostate..."

[comedyland]

soooo funny that was hilarious thanx sooo much for uploading this

[nl59]

Hah! "glove cleaning substance". Carn't get enough of him these days!

[XBurnsie]

Lol. He repeated this in 2002 Live Belfast.

[chalenger42]

"Dont fucking move.."

[posthumar]

verry funny, I love it when the prostate is functioning.

Ruud Posthuma, Holland

[AMAZINGPROSTATE]

Prevention is a lost art!

Why is prostate cancer a problem?

Standard American Diet = SAD!

[booboobrinn]

This is funny, but having a prostate exam could save your life! x

[Norn]

lol!! yes we women don'tunderstand how men are put down cus of they're penis....LOL!!

[Clarky3009]

lmao

[Bigturns33]

Absolutly Brillant!

[JonofCardiff]

"dont. fucking. move."

so funny lol

[planetyes]

It's funny because it really must be true!

[samdahabib]

FUCKING HILARIOUS. LOL

[Wholelotofshakingoin]

The doc asked me hows that feel and I said you couldn't fit 2 fingers in there could you, he then pulls his finger out and I swear I was taking a shit.

[xoxStacey]

looool :]

"if ah turn roon and this guys zippin his fly, murder will be done in this room"

classic

[waciehawks]

Lmao, I love the big yin ^.^

He was nice looking back then fair play! =]

[thepanamahat]

F'KIN BRILLIANT

[AndreaLD]

That was sooooo FUNNY!!! hahahhahahha

[HN1990]

lmao! Not sure who is funnier tho- Lee Evans or Billy Connolly

[EikichiOnizuka987]

Billy no fucking contest

[cindyshealed]

As a female, I'm thrilled my plumbing is one the inside.

[mickmufc1]

lol you females are lucky nothing pops up for yous lol

[christina274]

I would like to second that.

[christina274]

Cindy's comment, I mean.

[lambysafc]

haha crying with laughter like

[fonz114]

Brilliant, very funny, "Bullying takes place in the workplace" is another clip well worth watching it's not Billy, but ive just watched it before watching this and its worth a look. done like a cheesy industrial video, very clever

[BornOfDarkness]

Well, I get it, its sooooo funny. Just goes to show different countries have different humour.

[darkflamestudios]

im canadian. an australian sent this to me and she thinks its hilarious. and i get the jokes, but i dont find any of this humourous. im sorry billy, lets have a drink together and im sure if we had a conversation face to face youd make me die laughing.

[Robbed2006]

Fair play i personally crease lol :) x

[DarkDepts]

Like Billy says, it's not easy being a man!

*Indignant laughter from women*

[BornOfDarkness]

Now Ive seen this im so glad im a chick :P

He is a god of comedy ROCK ON

[silvastomp]

haha "it doesn't know the difference between a woman and a bus!" so true loooool

[jiggawoo]

glove cleaning jelly ftw

[lebbo88]

And I'm telling it "Don't. Fucking. Move." Now that was funny.

[blowthebritsaway]

ROFL!!!! JESUS CHRIST WHILE FUNNY!

[spiritryder]

ROFL i lurve billy, so farking funny, i spat coffee all over my keyboard!!!!!

[soi6monster]

billy the best

[stevieboyrocks]

Sheer Class!!!

[fishfoodlad]

LMAO SFF but it made me cringe of coursse

[smooththriller84]

foryou777 - He said "im consumed with interest" not consumed with injuries lol

[gemcityjeff]

funny gcj

[WASrul]

THAT'S NOT A FINGER!

if I turn round and he's zipping up his fly...

there'll be MURDER done in this room!

[Bozebo]

LOL

[XArcAngelX]

This is great! Please post the whole routine.

[WASrul]

same request. big yin!

[froggerbrp]

Of all the comedians that have a bit about there prostate exam Billys is by far the most gut busting. I actually ran out of air to laugh with!

[natalieG07]

me to lol

[oxhannahxo]

haha amazing

[james911jca]

haha one of the greats

[foryou777]

"I'm consumed with injuries".. lol!

[Hellotheres]

interest ;>

[soncamtex]

Is this guy speaking Klingon? He sure looks like a guy I saw on the Star Trek repeats!

[christina274]

Probably because he doesn't have a beard in this one.

He is a legend.

[aubreywak]

Your a fuck wit FUCK OFF billy is way better than startreck that show can rot in hell for all i care lol

[DarkDepts]

He's BILLY CONNOLLY! The greatest comedian in the world!

[soncamtex]

Sorry sport - ain't happening. Only in your mind!

[madmanninc]

lol

[Jonesygal68]

lmao!! =D classic

[DKURevan]

I've got the full one of this. The original...

[nietzcheisdead]

you should post it!

[rsm0089]

Billy Connolly is the shit! Laugh out loud

[Vidar666]

Can't...breath...too...funny..­.