The Triple Tofu Tower

[DistantDeadWorlds]

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

[andre92u]

I just realised he said twenty twenty times

[NaeJoy]

It must SUCK to be a vegan/vegetarian

[TheSqueenie]

@NaeJoy It's awesome! and cruelty free :P

[rtm1137]

ITS SODA NOT POP RURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[kittiecatification]

hilarious!!love it



[MTSQUAREVideo]

we do not have teeth like canines. all creatures have canine teeth but meat eaters have almost all incisors to tear flesh. molars, which we have plenty of, are meant for grinding vegetation. We also have long digestive tracts which are not conducive to meat eating as meat must be processed quickly, (like dogs who have short intestinal tracts) so as to avoid having meat rot in the body which it does in humans. we are not naturally designed to consume meat.

[ZacharyDBrooks]

@MTSQUAREVideo Actually, we Do have teeth like canines. They are called "Canines."

[MTSQUAREVideo]

@ZacharyDBrooks did you even read what I posted. I said that we have canine teeth. I am well aware of your "witty" observation. Well done. I have been proven wrong and I am going to give up my previously held belief. Now I have to go punch a cow in the face and chase down a deer with a pack of humans for my dinner tonight.

[ZacharyDBrooks]

@MTSQUAREVideo Actually, you did "we don't have teeth like canines." You also said "all creatures have canine teeth." No only are these both contradictory, they're both false. You also said meat rots in our intestines, which isn't true either. No cow punching necessary. Be vegan all you like. Just don't be surprised if you post stuff that's wrong and people call you on it.

[MTSQUAREVideo]

@ZacharyDBrooks Fair enough. Better man. I award you the points for this round. I will admit when I am bested. Touche adversary. Touche.

[ZacharyDBrooks]

I love vegetarians and vegans- I really do. I always remember to make something vegetarian when I have people over for dinner even. I am sure there are many great reasons to be a vegan. Health. Morality. Whatever. But they really need to stop lying to themselves about how wonderfully delicious vegan food is. Either they have no taste bids, or they are LYING. To themselves and everyone else.

[pocketocrisps]

@ZacharyDBrooks I don't think it's that we're lying to ourselves and others about our food. I think it's that we've developed a taste for it. c: I used to hate sour cream, but it was available to me for so long that I eventually started liking it... then I went vegan, and started hating it again.

[andrea20k]

@ZacharyDBrooks It's how you prepare the meal to make it tasty.

[lindaliriel]

@ZacharyDBrooks

try the "vegan cookies take over the world" cookbook and say that again (I recommend the "peanut butter pillows, an american colleague said they were the best peanut cookies she's ever had and I have been asked to make them again, and again, and again)

Vegan food is bad only if you don't know how to cook it

[ZacharyDBrooks]

@lindaliriel "We have a few tolerable dishes!" I am so convinced. In fact, I can concede to you altogether that your peanut butter pillows are good, because "Vegan food isn't very good" is not the same proposition as "It is completely impossible for any vegan food to taste good." Heck, I've made good vegan dishes. Except in ordinary cooking we call them "Appetizers and side dishes."

[dracotheferret]

LOL vegans. When will people learn that they were designed to be omnivores?

[pocketocrisps]

@dracotheferret Just a friendly inquiry, but how is it that we can't live on a plant-based diet? We have the digestive system, teeth, and build of a herbivore. Without tools meat wouldn't be all that accessible to us.

Sure, our bodies may do well with small amounts of meat, but to imply that we are dependent on it seems false to me. Veganism has proven to be an effective way of eliminating heart disease, diabetes, cancer, etc. In fact, the man who coined the term vegan lived to be 95 years old.

[dracotheferret]

@pocketocrisps You have a point, but it's in our design to be omnivores. If we were meant to be herbivores we would have completely flat teeth, but we have canines to tear meat. Also, if we weren't meant to have meat, how come we don't have reactions when we eat it?

Also, that comment was mostly directed at people who think that omnivorism is so evil, when it's perfectly natural. That's one thing I can't stand.

[pocketocrisps]

@dracotheferret It's not that we all think eating meat is bad. It's that we strongly oppose the industry that produces it. As it is being run now, it is completely unsustainable. Animal agriculture is the largest pollutant of it's kind to both the air and water. It wastes resources at an astronomical scale. We are expecting a new generation that won't outlive the last. The worst, though, is the treatment of animals. Unfortunately, it takes a film, "Earthlings", to give this a just explanation.

[andrea20k]

@dracotheferret I'm not trying to debate anything. I am a vegetarian. However, humans are meant to be herbivores because cases show that carnivore animals have shorter intestinal tracts to quickly breakdown meat and release it quickly from their bodies. Herbivores like cows have long intestines to keep nutrients in. We as humans have long intestines just like cows, and we do have reactions to meat. Many people die of colon cancer due to meet based products. Are bodies can't handle it.

[dracotheferret]

@andrea20k Do you know about evolution honey? Ever since australopithecus we have been eating meat. If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have canine teeth which are specifically designed to tear meat.

Cows are ruminants, they have deliberately long intestinal tracts because they can break down cellulose. We cannot break down cellulose like cows can.

[andrea20k]

@pocketocrisps I agree with you. If it wasn't for meat humans would be free from a lot of disease because our bodies were not meant to eat meat. Science shows how much healthier a human vegetarian is. Now you think to ask why? It's because they are eating the proper diet for humans. Good observation.

[therealpancho]

im a hungry vegan really short on food and cash for sure. iv been eating penut butter and jelly BURRITOS for the past 3 days :( . the god damn bread i have has milk...

[Conduit]

LOL!

[HuckeysWorld]

i rather die in a bucket of cow meat

[heelrunner]

I'm not vegan. Can't be vegan and never will be vegan. I love my taste buds too much.

[kimberlily1983]

@heelrunner I'm can be quite a gourmand myself, but I care about the animals, my health, the environment, etc. too much to eat meat, dairy, or eggs. Luckily, vegan food is much yummier than meaty, cheesy foods! If you think otherwise, you don't know food. :D

[heelrunner]

@kimberlily1983 I do beg to differ. You don't have to like vegan to know food. There are too many kinds of cuisine out there to confine yourself to vegan. ^_^ How can you know other types of food when all you prefer to eat is vegan? I think being a gourmand is subjective to what you prefer to eat in the finest quality of the category you choose. ^_^ If you say vegan is yummy, I believe you, coz that's your opinion. Like I said. I like meat. ^_^ I love my Angus too much.

[kimberlily1983]

@heelrunner Well, the point I was trying to make is that people who think vegan food is less yummy than typical, meat-centered meals don't know food. I used to eat meat (9 years ago), and I cut out dairy and eggs a month ago. I still remember what most of these things taste like, and the meals centered around them. There are vegan substitutes for most things you can think of, and these are yummier and much better for you.

[kimberlily1983]

@heelrunner Also, all cuisines can be made vegan, though some more easily than others. The yummiest cuisines are the ones that are closest to being vegan already (Indian and other Asian cuisines), in my opinion.

[sweetnssssssssssss]

28 $ OMG

[mcarter09]

Talk about having to a huge dump after a meal like that!!!

Well, if you eat like that at least you'd be regular right?

[destination2013]

That's funny; very good

[twiztidsidfreak13]

wow that is just STUPID!!!

[notamber]

haha I want one!

[gorgeousaur]

Just to make sure that was TWENTY fluid ounces of wheatgrass juice right?

[brukins]

LOL!

[DmanEyes]

WOW when are they going to open a franchise in my town?!

[huskyowns]

hmm sounds pretty good tbh, something that i would eat lol,

and no as a vegan you don't need supplements you get more than a healthy diet than fatty, modified, tourtured awful meat and dairy products etc

[keepitcrisp2009]

lol...the wheatgrass juice will scare any vegan away..i am a lacto ovo vegetarian and i just dont find tofu interesting

[Zeroxius]

ROFLMAO

[JuanchoMan7]

jeje, you can eat too much and still healthy

[UniversalTruths]

I'm going to go make that tofu tower.

[PwnBucket]

Funny stuff. I wish that there was a restaurant called the Chubby Vegan or whatever. I would patronize it!

Go vegan!

[gevar234]

Nothing against vegans, but its kinda true the whole diet can be pretty expensive with all the supplements you need :P

[UniversalTruths]

The only thing you might need to supplement is B12. everything else can bee found in plants.

[livinginoneness]

no you can get b12 in linseed oil

[UniversalTruths]

And kale etc...

But those don't always give you a sufficent amount, especialy if you're pregnant.

[livinginoneness]

vegans dont need supplements

[Sukaera]

I just love how he rubs the sandwich all over his face. Just, hilarity at its finest.

[Namrys]

Hahhahahha ..lol...

~go vegan~

[fernieKMMI]

that looks really good! lol

[Frankasti]

Chubby vegan loll

[goldliquid]

HE SAID '20' TWENTY TIMES!

...kthxbai

[danfobia89]

Fucking Yanks!

[MartiniMix77]

Looks good. :3

[Shit99926]

lmao, 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 0 20 20 20 20 20

[moonbunnychan]

Awesome.

All kidding aside though, it is hard. Not having the convenience of being able to eat fast food can be a problem sometimes...I feel like that guy a lot.

[Denamic]

You do have the convenience, you just make your own bed.

[PTVaddict]

You don't have to be a vegan to have the common sense to know that a lot of fast food in the short term often aids a slow death in the long term. I used to know a vegan girl and people always said crap like that to her. Why do people like you always have to pick on them? Is it some weird bullying thing, because it's a minority thing where you come from, or just because they're doing something different then you are?

Pah! I'm going back to watching funny videos.

[Denamic]

How is saying that you make your own bed bullying? Stop being so self righteous. Vegetarianism is a choice, hence you cannot complain about not being able to eat fast food; because you can. And I never did say eating fast food is a good thing. Get a grip.

[elan2000]

Moral of the story: we're omnivores, not herbivores.

[solaraycer]

beans and rice make everything nice

[Conduit]

@solaraycer that's how I get by ..

[imbologna]

Kidding aside... Vegan girls' "goodies" taste better.

[thevision9]

love it!

[nyatnagarl]

muhahhahahaaaa

definitely an international marketing opportunity...

STUFF YOURSELF LIKE AN OOOOMNIVORE

[ldsqtbea]

AWESOME !!!! :) ... loving youre stuff

[sardynox]

as much sprouts as I can handle? I am so there!

[MIAGIQ]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH La Feria Town strikes again! Bad ass vid :)

[dipsetmuthafucka]

I'm diggin' the Kamut, but yeah, what they all else said. I'm tired of being a hungry vegan though, please send me money.

[kyyylekey]

It would taste pretty bland since they didn't marinate the tofu in anything. Soaked in some vegan worcestershire and steak sauce, it would be delicious.

[ldsqtbea]

steak sauce ... might as well eat a steak with it :) ... yummy ... steak :)

[unvideo125]

this is so hilarious

[xxxGlennxxx]

lol 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20, he past out at the end...me too, I wouldn't be able to handle so much vegetarian food.

[fozzibab]

Funny!

I love meat.

[mpaone]

Hahahahaha, $27.99.

[zreeoop]

haha

[5083]

If only

[benjamkimber]

This is the best vegan video EVER!!

[iamthepinkylifter]

i wish...

[1Hippiegal1]

It is true...

[weirdazn]

nice

[1Hippiegal1]

HA!