Chris Crocker - Beauty 101.

[potatosrouges]

TROLOLOL XD !

[ValerieL1995]

i love u Chris but i am sooooo confused right now.... ur videos r still some of my faves, i just don't understand them

[banjobaby0999]

wow thts a waste of time.

[fazzino150]

hahaha xD

[TheOmgban]

i tried all your tips and im still a ugli ass bitch

[mcmopeypeepants]

i had great skin when i was watching casper everyday.

[Aabid070]

LAWWWWLLLLLLLLL

[mira1angel]

lmfaoooooo

[Nikkii0Nemesis]

You look messed up when you talk xD

[sphdg]

your a fucking retard i hope you die

[MeFishiee]

Thumbs up if you tried one of these. I tried all three. I am beautiful now. Thanks Chris.

[SuperSims3Expert]

I love trying to watch this with a straight face

[SuperBassNiki]

you are fuck ugly

[6969angeldust]

HONEY DEEWWW DIPP

[jo8921]

They have windows at the cyciatric ward

[1100Firework]

You give me night mares... during the day... o.o

[Jellybabysgonewild]

I'll have what shes having.

[breeanditz]

hahaha omy goodness. hoo woodve thought tht a friendly ghost was all it took to be beautiful

[IrritableGiraffe]

SO.. GAZING INTO THE SKY AT 5:25 PM WILL MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!? score.

[AgileTablet]

oh if only youtube makeup gurus KNEW they sounded this absurd!

[masterOFlyricscousin]

Ok This is awweessoommmeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Lol annddd You look great as a boyy too!!!!!! Lol Both ways I love you1

[PrincessPeach237]

Hahahaha wouldn't that be fuckin weird if all that actually worked? Lol

[wolfofworld]

 Chris rules.

[bum7464]

1:29 - 1:32 XD Nice mouthing...:P

[Jonathan93L]

clearly off his face. 

[JasonSims1984]

You forgot to tell everyone your number one beauty treatment......a gallon of fresh horse semen on the face everyday.

[laleegag5]

@JasonSims1984 you know it! works well for me! XD

[hullo2u22]

yay casper has a friend

[mrquizzler]

LOL watching casper

[colombiatm]

I want what you're on.

[SneakyMushrooms]

@dkupontheknee piss off

[CupcakesandScreamo]

this was a waste of my vaulable time. 

[KeelerN]

LMAO! I cant believe I justd now saw this. Awesome!

[morganrane]

watching this video just makes me feel more beautifull

[samarabhope]

I love you

[pnkrk1039]

This is like, the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[trent994]

he's so beautiful it hurts. i got to try this

[silentbl00d]

=0 (sigh........)

i give up

[TT90965]

drugs?? hahaha wadda loser

[wudafuxupp]

lmao. your so funny<3 u..

[dkupontheknee]

your secret is your fucked in teh head cunt

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@dkupontheknee Go away you homophobe.

[nothingsafe84]

lols

[TheMrFenix1]

what a sick gay.

[aviete3000]

wow!?

[CatieVT22]

goes into your skin - into your face, actually.

[TBLSshoww]

haha this made me laugh so hard lol this s my second favorite video from you :)

[3242dagirl]

im soo high rite now ....what iz he talking abt

[autumnbabey]

L M F A O.

you make me laugh untill it hurts :')

[brysonwilliams70]

Beauty 101. DONT BE LIKE CHRIS CROCKER

[streetwarrior31]

Leave Casper fucking aloneeeeeeeeeee buaáááááá...after all he´ve been troooo...buáááááá´.....just leave him aloneeeee buááááá

[overallpimp]

@streetwarrior31 is epic!!! WHY MUST HE BRING CASPER IN =(?

[SuperPrismatic]

You sir, no nothing about beauty.

[funbutgeeky]

You're so fucking funny !!

Love you Chris :D

[alyemo]

LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.

[XXXglossylipsXXX]

man that guy devon sawa was so hot back then!!!! he was a fox waiting to be hunted

[YvonneBonBon26]

I LOVE THE VOICES YOU USE THEIR SO ENTERTAINING, BUT GEEZE THIS VIDEO WAS BORING LOL

[Z4ft3yPin]

um u r acting like a FUCKING retard!!!!ur voice ur using is so weird

[tywainwright1]

ur breath smeels like cum is tht the secret cum is thicker them blood blood is thinker then water as u said so do u bathe in cum ?

[violet020999]

wat bout the vid makeuo is my friend?

[kota192]

what is with ur voice?...

[SarahAndTierney4]

stfu down thereVV hes fucking halarrriousss!!

[squishybum123456789]

you make me queasy

[kampfster1]

hey boy-girl you're VERY ugly!!!!

[jaykbel77]

y do u keep doing that ugly thing with ur lower lip it makes u look 4 times as ugly and its fking anoyying it makes me wanna hit u in the face

[sburk1k]

u fukin donkey

[melonberry1]

this guy need a psychiatrist

[ecamt1]

I'm going to find you and kill you

[ClareBear12ErinSoup]

...oh I get it, you're imaginary friends ask you! Got it.

[paigeee2012]

if you think he is so dumb, then why are you waisting your time watching this??

[chaylabhiggins]

love ya chrissy

[teebeartheunicorn]

casper soaks into your skin.....eww

[HellinCosmos]

you shure they werent being sarcastic

[snickersanddbwoww]

wth r u retarded.?! no its eyeliner nd mascara

[jetsiol0]

Oh the irony. Telling /us/ how to look good.

[PatrikMik8080]

@0:35 wtf jajajajaja

[PensPittsburgh]

dont wear any make up? bullshit, theres a video of you putting n mascara on here! :)

[thenewkeg10609]

i should try this someday

[nellye777]

lmao' he crazzy "i have these secrets"wow ..too funny..

[polslu]

you people who hate on this guy re idiots. He's being funny he isn't actually serious you idiots.

[kaytronic]

this is my beyond favorite video

[MyInnerPerson]

lol my sister tried ur SECRET...but it made her look 10x ugly

[rbdparamorereadyset]

is this guy serios

[TheGRStudios]

ItsChrisCracker

[loveMCRgerard]

815 people are closed minded and do not get his sence of humor.

[pjames42]

DON'T U DARE BRING CASPER INTO THIS!!!!! LEAVE CASPER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sb32396]

is this guy on drugs ?

[miita4lolita]

@sb32396 yea

[boognishishere]

This guy is so creepy. No wonder gay folks have such a bad rep. Very obvious serious emotional problems. Either that or he does this on purpose as a joke on the audience. I can't wait for a where are they now in 10 or 20 years to see what mental institution he ends up in.

[lilvamp10808]

Seriously what is ur problem?

[KandyBat]

god ur awesome. Anyone who can be THIS unique and put themselves out there THIS much is awesome. Ijustine? some prep just like evryone else. along with a lot of famous ppl. You? Ur different. I used to this you were creepy and weird, but now i see you from a clearer perspective

[KubikCv]

sperm is his makeup

[kidhayabusa]

what a fuckin queer

[dancingfool574]

ahhh, you sound like my choir teacher. and i'm sure she does all of those things too.

[samanthareaves12233]

ONE U WEAR MAKE UP ALL THE TIME DUMMIE TWO UR HIDEOUS NO ONE ASK FER UR BEUTY SECRETS

[loveMCRgerard]

@samanthareaves12233 you sound like the devil. he has a life, so leave it as is cuz your not helping.

[SmoothieGirl225]

Idt this crap is working for u because u is F.U.G.L.Y!!!!!!

[fillintheyahoogirl]

why does he do that with his lips

[chulonkuro]

what a loser! Gross! Do you have mental problems?

[MyLoveIsExisting]

i have no idea which drugs you consume, but i would like to try them to ;) haha

[luvemkitties101]

lol

[findanewgoddd]

beauty secrets; try your hardest not to look like me

[rickjamesisawesome5]

beauty my ASS

[BellaOttawa]

:) wonderful

[MPackard2003]

Slightly retarded? I think your missing a chromosome some where.

[rachee9906]

Lol the casper thing he had some weird faces haha

[uuduu7]

Chris, talking with cum in yoour mouth is just sick..

SWALLOW IT before u talk, mama's advice.

[cooltegan1]

loolxD

[cddragonslayer]

How aout some Beauty Sleep?? Try laying in a pine box for.....ever? hmmm

[windows1ish]

U must hv some kind of mental disorter

[xoxarkxox88]

ok 1. you wear a TON of makeup your just not wearing any now. and what are you doing with your chin when you talk sometimes??

[ni1046]

LOL you should make beauty toturials

[jaye20001]

wat ever nob

[DarkSeductions]

maybe you should work a little harder with those secrets.

[ladygagaluvr303]

ahhhhh i love him!!!!!

[xHollywoodxUndeadx1]

load of bull :P

[Cats101247]

the faces he makes scare me, and im pretty sure that his secrets r not being useful for him/her

[oXXoCOOKIEoXXo]

For Those of You Who Are Saying "YOU DO WHERE MAKE UP"

Note That This Was When He FIRST STARTED, He Didn't Become MS.Chris Until After LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

((=

[xoxarkxox88]

@oXXoCOOKIEoXXo he or she did wear makeup before

[TheXnarutardx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAA <3

[Michael87Jackson]

Nicee Way to get Skin Cancer.

[adamgilligan]

What about "Make up is my friend "?????

[BENEHARA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love youuu ¡¡

[AnExoticBeauty]

Lmao wtf? Random.

That was awesome you had some pretty interesting facial expressions. 0:36

I loved your Casper tip. Its great that you let us know it was indeed a dvd. Haha. Crucial information. Could you imagine if someone took this seriously? :P

I love you Chris.

:D

[Viinasu91]

O.O fo rizzle???

*goes to watch casper XD*

[MyUTubegirl]

okay, you should ceep them secrets....

[etcuty228]

you're seriously in mental denial.

[TheEmpireGold]

Wow, I've not watched this in almost 8 months - and seeing how things have changed on my opinion toward 'beauty'. Felt pretty tight about beauty back then, but feel different about it, now. It's obvious this guy wears make-up - and so do a lot of these 'beauty queens'. Glad some of us are pretty much over with this kind of sh*t.

[PirateKing1256]

Lmao.

[darkwizet]

Mmm tv tanning...

CANCEROUS! =D

[cia7a]

hahahahaha!

your a doork ! :P

[dianne712]

Please show us how to do your eye make up. Also your foundation etc.

[FireFlyPLUR]

Hahah lol!

Love ya!

[TweadleDeda]

Genius! I should try this sometime :)

[michellemariaa]

LOOLLL

[beckymunch17]

Is it a DVD?

Do you watch it?

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[Bayyzaify]

@beckymunch17 I'm 12 and I know what this is THIS IS CHRIS CROCKER DAMNIT.

[DanGeRfEnCeS212]

hahaa i luv how he says swallow haha

[MusicIsspOOpinq]

Hahaa <3 Caspeer Lolss

[Phattony6969]

ROFLLMAO

[allegrawr]

Is he putting it on or is he acctually scitzifrenic? (I don't know if I've spelt that right)

[mickaelsurtour]

He is acting.

And don't worry, you just spelled "scitzifrenic" like a real Schizophrenic ^^

Just kiddin haha

[bluejuiseritsma]

@mickaelsurtour Im so glad SOMEONE caught on... lmao

[mickaelsurtour]

@bluejuiseritsma ^^ i'm crazy as well so i'm delighted when I see other "scitzifrenic" are you part of us???

[bluejuiseritsma]

lmao!! evidently not...

[eratosphenes]

jesus christ, what happened to macauley culkin!

[agus6328]

God dammit now I have to burn my cassper collection

[Sakina570]

watever it is tht diving in your skin.. its radiation and the feeling of burnt skin

[TheKateconner]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

old chris <3

[ukscouse]

your beauty secrets are obviously not working

[dateensta]

@ukscouse true

[kobebryant417]

@ukscouse  LMFAO

[pinkandvampires]

hard to believe this was nearly 3 years ago!

[amy24sm]

yea, he aged alot in 3 years.

[MegaOtterpop]

0:33 ?

[memelol123]

haha im definitely gonna try this cuz i need all the help i can get lol

[jennybba3]

lol

I Will feel sorry if anyone actually stares at the SUN for 3HRS

LOL.. jajaja

[derrick505]

ahahaha this ws your best video ever

[toasterface86]

omg vintage chris

[thewolfkingskeeper]

aaaaaaw!!!!! ur adorable!!!!

[Boyos10]

got any porn on that shelf :o?

[YummYummGumm]

this was a joke. duh.

[liw213]

Aww..Chris,you couldnt be any more cuter if i tickled you to the point of wetting yourself..

but I am always willing to see if that is true : )

[moogoestheemocookie]

lmao xD

[Veggiefishh]

i'm pretty sure he has said time and again that he is accustomed to his penis and he didn't get it cut off. stop being such a gay basher.

[putonghuama]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!omg

[DoubletheDuck]

LOL Casper wtf.

[76special]

this is so funny! hilarious!

[kaoxoxo]

everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

[spykexboi]

@kaoxoxo I see chris crocker has had an anger effect on you. Calm down, we'll watch whatever we want, and complain as much as we want.

[angelheart0914]

haha cinametography ??? ur funny is this just u acting on ur own material or do u get inspirations maybe from casper??

[couturestar2009]

if i didn't know u and love u i would say ur really full of shit

[Frozenlentils]

youre amazing

[amykinsnthat]

i get dis now!!!!!ur actaully quite funny!

[haileecullen]

pleeeeeeaaaaase do a real make up vid on ur eyes when u where gold eyeshadow

[kevinjonassupport156]

<3 <3 <3 oh gawd boi ur amazing <3 <3 <3

[skyroxo5]

You know what i find funny? how people watch your videos all the time and they still hate LMAO..whatever, their stupid..<3

[OnlyDominos1]

haha i like this vid

[gomezXrated]

damn. three hours?!?! good grazy. omg! i love casper =D

[confederateyankeegir]

This made me laugh, thank you.

[kirstiek44]

tht thing u do wiv ur mouth no girl man or living thing does tht wait.....no and u r ugly y do we need tips more like u need a sergeon

[Kenzie666TV]

your a fucking douche. this is funny and your the fucking ugly one so you can go coke on a dick. bcuz your such a douche. you couldnt fucking make a funny video like this so yeah. if you didnt like this video then you dont need to make your dumbass coments. do you ? NO so SHUT THE FUCK UP

[tinkerbell56009]

@Kenzie666TV learn to spell before u hate on people