Big O Abridged - Episode 1

[demonkazi]

OMG that damn intro....now everyone in the living room thinks im a bigger perv than im already am >.>

[TheNumnutRandomness]

"How did you know I was a prostitute?"

"Well, you are a woman aren't you?"

I didn't know Frank Miller made a series!

[Crintleod]

"winters theme" and "his world" haha good taste man!

[guibin]

if people in the city can't remember anything before 40 years ago, that doesn't mean people outside the city can't.....right?

I've never really watched Big-O aside from a few episodes and all I remember is a giant mecha piloted by a rich guy

[SXAbridged]

@guibin

There aren't many people living outside of the city. The entire world is a wasteland except for Paradigm.

Though I'm not entirely sure if the few who do live outside the city can remember anything before 40 years ago. I think it is implied that they can't either.

[billtree52]

@guibin Long Story short the world was a giant stage for the Gods.

[yarow122]

Big rid

[heyeveryoneimcool]

lol Coneheads

[vahescobar]

thats becaus u is double asshole !! lol!! :P just loaded this vid to replay ! and didn't even wanted to watch it! u suck ! just accept it!!

[vahescobar]

thats becaus u is double asshole !! lol!! :P

[SXAbridged]

@satanisjhvh

Ahem. I believe you mean to say "nigger." Singular.

I made this video. Me. And while some people did voices for me, this video was pretty much made by only one "nigger." So I think you should give credit where credit is do. :p

[vahescobar]

ASHOLE!

[SXAbridged]

@vahescobar

It's "ASSHOLE!"

The word has two Ss.

[qazsedx]

what was the thing in the beginning with the i'll have what shes having

[SXAbridged]

@qazsedx

It's a clip from "When Harry Meet Sally." It's in the description.

[BiggTRexx]

music at 1:07 ???

[SXAbridged]

@BiggTRexx

"Ma Non Troppo Erotico" by Ennio Morricone

Music is listed in chronological order in the crotch box.

[BiggTRexx]

music at 1:01 ????

[GhostPlanetFilms]

"I hate when I forget things!"

Hey, life in Paradigm City!

[diareahmaster]

Damn since when were N.I.G.A.R.S. white?

[HoodSamurai]

"You mean shes a N.I.G.A.R?" Look im African American, and I LMFAO!! haha

[Nightweaver1]

Boy those N.I.G.A.R.s sure can run fast!

[jmmcon26]

Wow this is great comedy

[AvEryBadApPLe]

holy shit these voiceovers are hilarious!

[wbooker10]

a nigar  that was fun..e i am not going to act like it wasnt . but still fuck you

[skyguy15]

When the phone rang at 2:46 - ish am I the only one who said "Vote for papa palpatine!"

[Gundamknight100]

this is very funny and also you guys are good.

[Manofaction0]

BAD FANFIC MY ASS

[Redheero]

Okay, I completely love you for the conan joke.

[TheLuciferSDevil]

the sound effect at 2:45 i know i know it i just cant quite place it.

[TheLuciferSDevil]

@TheLuciferSDevil ok the sound effect of the phone ringing just a little before what i said, and i'm fairly certain its not from 24.

[SXAbridged]

@TheLuciferSDevil

It's the phone beep from 24.

[TheLuciferSDevil]

@SXAbridged

ill have to believe you as i cant remember where i heard it,

they were probably parodying 24 and i didn't even know it.

[SXAbridged]

@TheLuciferSDevil

... why would I lie to you?

And it wasn't that I was parodying 24. I just needed a phone ring sound effect, and arbitrarily went with that.

[TheLuciferSDevil]

@SXAbridged

that is a good question but i don't know you so you may just be a pathological lier, and at the same time i could just be being disagreeable.

im saying that where i heard it originally was parodying 24 and i didn't know it due to the fact that i don't watch 24.

well no mater what i had a good time watching this so its not like it matters if i can remember where i heard it first.

[flensdude]

@SXAbridged It kinda sounds like the beep you get when achieving trophies on PS3 though :p

[Manofaction0]

@TheLuciferSDevil

Robot Chicken

[Hexon666]

@TheLuciferSDevil I know it from Robot Chicken Starwars with the emperor when vader calls 2 tell him the deathstar blew up

[ThatSplicerGuy]

the first 5 seconds made me lol very hard.....

[tolkier]

Liked that conan pun, I was starting to think i was the only one connecting those dots.

[LunaHexer5]

I love how everyone is being offended!

[KoopaKontroller]

I swear I remember where that beeping comes from, but I'm not sure what. >_<

[SXAbridged]

@KoopaKontroller

The phone beep?

It's from 24.

[DarthZob]

lol and negotiater .....and batman XD

[zukagame]

Thums up if you had the volume at max -_-.

Parents rushed in to investigate. " just watchan sum anime".

[darkfire937]

i tip my hat to the writing and the voice acting...and the batman jokes...and the N.I.G.A.R. jokes *trails off*

[patricksk1123]

I remember the alamo :P

[failedassassin]

The men's heads are so small and their bodies are so big.

This looks like a promising series.

[SXAbridged]

@failedassassin

In season 2 everybody has claw hands.

[ichypapower]

this is an excellent abridged series

[Rehteal]

both hysterical, and the greatest insult to the big o ever...

one thumb up, one thumb down.

[rocktobercock]

This is fucking excellent in every way (voice acting, jokes, general writing etc...). I love the humor so keep it up guys!

[hulkmeister23]

Is that Jurpentine's voice, no wonder this abridged series is so damn funny.

[lawjv]

your gonna need a montage!! haha classic

[1aundulxaldin]

I just noticed this for the first time, right around when Roger is talking about "Rusty Chains and Cement" which is some reference to a discreet murder. Then I remembered a story I read by Poe called "The Cask of Admontillado". Is that it? Because if it was, that was surprisingly clever.

[SOLARxWING]

i like this anime and you abridged series did not disappoint XD

[jenskeroro]

whoa. And SXA was funny. xD

[SaitoBatch]

I'm embarrassed that I didn't get that Dorthy papa was a conehead.

[trigun630]

holy crap u have a great voice woot im watch the anime beacuse of u :D

[violink4swords]

the new Star Trek was the best star wars movie ever

[SXAbridged]

@violink4swords

I don't know... I kind of think Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Trek movie ever. :p

[jegsimmonsproduction]

@violink4swords and avatar was the best ferngully ever.

[DDRDDRMASTER]

@violink4swords trollllll

[AlchemyDetective]

That was pretty cool. The only part I didn't like was the live action clips. Still, good stuff!

[wheelman1991]

did i hear Police Academy XD

[EmoNekoChan]

After re-watching these episodes, I realize how much I love the voices in this series xD

[MrOddBox]

This is good.... GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN AN EMMY!

[Dinker27]

XD

*subscribes*

Epic.

[blzsoul]

LMBO!!! "You mean to say shes a NIGAR?" I'm sorry I'm black and I thought that was TOTALLY hilarious! LOL!

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@blzsoul

Nigars run so fast!!!

[Sanimangas]

wait... I didn't understand the saturday night overdose clip, it's not in my generation T>T. and can you tell me what that song 1:06 is called?

[SXAbridged]

Saturday Night Live -- not overdose. :p

And the name of the song is "Rasputin" by Boney M.

Song lists are always in the description box. :)

[worldends08]

Oh man, you guys are BAD! This is about as deep as FX's Archer (which pulls out the race card numerous times in every episode). Damn, you guys must have some tight security. Otherwise, you'd end up getting beat down 24/7 should certain "viewers" finf out your identity. Then again, I don't know the rules about racism being indicated as humor in entertainment. I'm not with FOX.

[BakaProductions88]

detective conan.....

[crazyturtlevideos]

'so, what can I do you for?'

[mattmanganon]

Princess diana, I may be British, but that was funny as

[evilpaul626]

no retreat and no surrender 80 's movies got to love them

[Leatherdoggie]

HOBART COLLEGE!!! lol

[tetranode0]

5:14

omg.....lol...

[undergroundhero91]

WOW take was funny " So she's a N.I.G.A.R?"

[GurrenBrigade777]

Oh god your terrible but god I couldnt stop laughing. You probably get dozens of hate mail about the stuff in this episode but from ive heard it may only get a bit worse in terms of the jokes.

[CitrusJuicebox]

Does this have something to do with Kenyans?

[SXAbridged]

???

... no?

[JakenJragin]

You talkin' about Um-Bongo?

[SXAbridged]

No.

And I'm sorry, but you have to be more specific.

It is a six minute video after all.

[JakenJragin]

It was just a bad pun that all (sorry ^^; ehehe). Citrusjuicebox aksked if it's about kenyans, And it made me think umbongo (wha'dya know, a juice drink that sounded african......was that racist ya think?)

[SXAbridged]

Oh, I know what your talking about now.

Yeah, those commercials are something else.

[Aelkamal]

ohoho that's fucked up!

[ZeroX7649]

"Well they use the same Driving Services Princess Diana used."

[Lyoko012345]

ha the do do da do noise is from robot chicken star wars

[voragoanimus]

omg this rules....

[worldends08]

I saw the new Star Trek movie 3 times!

[hokage102364]

now now hes not batman hes batmans son

[GodOfPlague]

thought I recognized Unwardils voice. Fits in well, I loved the Big O in all it's wierdness

[MrSiller123]

Hey where did you get your clips from?

[SXAbridged]

Of Big O?

I own the dvds.

Of the random movies?

Since converting dvds can be a hassle, I usually just rip them off from YouTube. I'm lazy that way.

[spiritkitten]

"I remember the alamo!" LOL! oh my how high will this counter go?! Thought I love Conan the Barbarian/Detective

never seen the actual series, so I have no clue what's going on...but it's hilarious.

[SilverZeo88]

Wouldn't the RotF be more fitting of a joke? There is a schism of the fans on that one.

[SXAbridged]

Are you talking about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

I haven't seen that movie, as I'm not a fan of the Transformers movie franchise.

Besides, this video came out before that movie was released. And Lord knows it was scripted WELL before then too. So, I really couldn't have imagined that joke, even if I had wanted to.

[KoopaKontroller]

lol I always wondered how one could make an abridged series out of a series that barely made sense in the first place.

I'm going to favorite all these videos.

[none02910]

don't quit your day job,you took something good and turned it into a piece of shit.good going........................

[RageOfLeoEX]

...........nigar? nigge- you bastard! i'm gonna pretend i didnt hear that! btw nice vid.

[bloodtrinitypluse]

"my name is roger smith and im a negociator, and a PI, and a mecha pilet, and batmam"

thats really funny

[Hakuru15]

wtf......haha lol porn man but thx for the anime

[reaperwithnoname]

I love this. The people's offended counter is genius!

[TheGuv123]

Rosebud is from Citizen Kane.

[blaakmage]

haha

like the police acadamy music

no one seems to reference those nowadays

[SXAbridged]

What can I say?

I'm old school.

[blaakmage]

well thers only one thing too say

thers no school

like old school

[4Shadowclaw4]

Shadowclaw1:...YTP'd...

Again?

[TurkeyFats]

My mom thought i was watching porn.

[Motorbike131]

I liked this. I'll sub.

[tacoblocko]

when you said batman i totally agreed because Batman animated series and big O are really alike

[Hinaru64]

This was good

[jamesal]

i subscribed at 1:23 lol

[jefbt]

LOL OH GEEZE!!!!

[trentprideaux]

i didnt get the barbarian thing

[SXAbridged]

There is an anime called "Detective Conan" about a brilliant detective named Conan. There is also a movie called "Conan: The Barbarian" about a mindless, ruthless barbarian named Conan.

And so, I took an audio clip from the anime, mashed it with video clips from the movie, and called it "Detective Conan: The Barbarian."

... it isn't that clever, in all honesty, but I haven't seen anyone else do it (surprisingly), and figured it had to be done.

[trentprideaux]

oh lol

[DesiGuNDaM]

waa da hell at the begining

[Motorbike131]

Get it ? Big O has another meaning

[RuleOfThunder]

We live in the end times, when the best Star Trek movie is better than the worst Star Wars! Repent now!

[TheMastermindL]

those niggars can sure run fast lol.

[bastardrian]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

conan the babarian detective

ive waited YEARS for someone to make a joke about this

[imphic]

Great start. I wonder, do the Romulans go into Pon farr like Vulcans?

[xsnipexninjabrigade]

u mean shes a nigar? lmfao

[darkhokage]

looks kinda like phoenix wright

[SnipingFerret]

The lube joke...I think that might have offended the gays...it made me cry in disgust and laugh at the same time at least.

[Marcelis]

1:40 i KNEEEW you were gonna go there. you just killed me again

[trikninja]

Haha, I''m gonna keep watching this as you make it, the humour reminds me of my favourite comedian Frankie Boyle, each offensive joke makes me go say "Augh..!" but still laugh. =p

Keep it up!

[gir908922]

And, you've just created another video that is going in my favourites! XD

[Madamebutterfly83]

Earthbound Winters theme FTW.

[abridgedfanboy]

My only complaint is that Dorothy isn't smartass enough; other than that, DAMN this is funny stuff.

"...and a PI, and a mecha pilot, and Batman..."

Also, I feel it warrants mentioning that EVERY original Star Trek episode works like a bad fanfic; that's part of the fun.

[SXAbridged]

I have the same complaint myself. Not enough good Dorothy stuff. I just couldn't work it in.

Episode 3 has a little more Dorothy stuff, but not much at all, really. It seems I won't be able to really use her to her full potential until later.

But hey, I've got 24 more episodes to work with. I'm sure we'll get there. :)

[abridgedfanboy]

Awesome. ^^

I get the feeling that the second half of the series (eps. 14-26) is gonna be a lot of fun; there's so much stuff you can pick apart. XD

[QshesshoumaruQ]

Even if the new Star Trek was written like a fanfic it was still pretty good.

[KaiserNeko]

Aaaaand subscribed! =D

[gokudabomb1]

unwardil is a very original steve blum

i like it

[adamwestslapdog]

you also offended the nerds with the star trek bit XD

it'll be interesting to see who you offend the most by the end of the series...and even though my people (irish) have yet to score i have high hopes that they shall come good in the end!

oh yeah also good episode

[SXAbridged]

So... you're hoping to be offended?

And don't worry, we still have a long way to go. The Irish will get theirs eventually. :p

[adamwestslapdog]

I only hope to be offended when someone is keeping score.

I mean this could be the only thing we have a chance of winning (besides a drinking contest of course)

[kirbamon]

You have yet to offend the Irish...but I guess you did that in your last abridged series XD

[BeldansFire]

How did Unwardil become the official voice for badassery??

[deal0rtruth]

Knew it. Knew you were going to make a pun on the phrase Big O. Knew it. I so freaking called it.

But enough about me and my AMAZING powers of foresight, time to critique your episode.

Unwardil does a very good Steven Blum impression. He was Shishio in Trust in Betrayal Abridged, and now Roger Smith in Big O.

The Dastun thing WAS a bit off-sync, but that happens a lot with Youtube vids, it seems. It's happened to me before too, so don't worry. It was still a good scene.

[HellsCowBoy666]

love the title op

[Unwardil]

Awesome, cant wait for part two.

I was wondering when I saw the absolute reams of script how it was all supposed to fit into one episode. Now I know.

[ThePRPD2]

Pretty awesome dude.

[DarthZob]

everything was pretty good cept the opening

[SXAbridged]

Except the opening?

... way to shoot down my favorite joke in the whole episode. :(

And yes, I agree... pretty good.

Eh. I'm sure I'll be able to make future episodes better than this... hopefully.

[omegacaesar]

My favorite joke was by far the "Peoples Offended Counter". Obviously it's similar to the "Krillin Owned" counter but that doesn't make it bad. I'll be interested to see if you keep it and make it a running gag.

Of course, maybe I only like it because I'm not British, Black, a Barbarian, or Black.

Now that I'm looking at it, I think the letter B from Sesame Street might come over to try and kick your collective ass.

[SXAbridged]

Hmm... I never thought of the Krillin Owned counter until you brought it up... subconscious plagiarism?

I originally did that as an experiment on myself; I want to monitor which groups I offend the most, and how often.

I'm not racist/sexist people! I swear!

... though the counter doesn't lie, I suppose. :(

[SXAbridged]

Also, now that I think about it, ThePRPD2 does a Fanservice Counter.

... It probably was subconscious plagiarism.

Well... better give credit where credit is due! Watch TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z and ThePRPD2's Evangelion.

[SugarCape]

and my "welcome to the nhk abridged" suicide counter!

but who cares if its plagarism

it's a good running joke and it deserves to see it to the last episode

[DarthZob]

lol it was pretty funny though u just dnt liek the sick jokes the ones about sick stuff(u no wat im talkin bout)

[RogueAbridger]

nice.. looking forward to the rest of this

[thechevyguy1969]

lol Great job!

[airheadkevin]

lol the opening