Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Congressman?

[wick3528]

your putting down fifth graders this guy dont know his ass from a hole in the ground

[teamShotFilms]

I can say, without an ounce of doubt in my mind, if that had been me interacting with Mr. Johnson... there is no chance at all, that I could have made it more than a minute into his argument without laughing so hard I began crying.

[hobo1487]

LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLOOOO­OOOOOOLLLL Respect to the military dude not bursting up laughing thats wut i woulda done LOOL

[DLM4892]

please pray for me..... he's my congressman....

[mrsparex]

Listening to his horrible choice of words thru the whole thing ("least widest" for example) and his uh uh uh's.....DON'T even try to say he was kidding! It don't fly. Go tell your great-grandma: "oh...he was just being funny". Nope. Not today!

[crystalp6]

UUUH English class? That possibly should have been Geography. No; not English though. Duuuuuh

Are UUUU smarter than a fifth grader????@

PoliticoCA

[PoliticoCA]

@crystalp6 UUUH that would be GEOLOGY class you moron. I'm fairly sure he knows the location of Guam. He just thinks it floats. You must be a Democrat.

[hippiechick1100]

And he was just Re-elected in Landslide!

[hippiechick1100]

And he was just re-elected in a Landslide!

[DLM4892]

@hippiechick1100 i didn't vote for him!!!!!

[ronwade5]

love them black folks

[kobie8819591]

If you took his brain and put it in an ant's ass it would rattle like a bb in a boxcar.

[crystalp6]

@kobie8819591 ............wow!!!! Thanks for the great laugh though....seriously!!! LOLOLOLOL rotfl!!!

Where on earth did u ever get that from?

[kobie8819591]

@crystalp6 IT JUST CAME TO ME WHEN I HEARD OL HANK SPEAK. HOW ON EARTH DID THIS CLOWN EVER REACH HIGH OFFICE?

[Livefreerevolution]

PATHETIC, IGNORANT POS ... this is the perfect example of how far this nation has fallen. collapse is inevitable.

[waynebollman]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[xardas711]

Thats why you dont vote for black people

[pingpyb]

wow. thats all i gotta say

[lhurley5]

One wonders if he is more intelligent than those who voted him to office? Did he cast for a part in Dumber than Dumb?

[DLM4892]

@lhurley5 i live in his district and sadly..... i think he is smarter then most of us.....

[LesPaulCustom79]

@DLM4892 I agree, the majority of the 4th Congressional District in Atlanta, Georgia, has to be made up of morons, because, this idiot got reelected again.

I feel sorry for you.

[harleycowgirl69]

Ok who cares if it's grade or grader obviously this man that was voted into congress is a total moron. Are you kidding me the Island tip over? Where do they find these idiots???

[PoliticoCA]

@youtoobesfinest.. The name of the TV show is "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". That means the subject of the show is a "Fifth Grader". The subject of this video is a "Congressman". And since he thinks that islands float, he must have only made it to the 5th Grade (no offense to current 5th Graders). Thus the video is called "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Congressman". If we do it your way, it would be "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader Congressman". WTF? Go back to English class.

[Baskerville22]

@PoliticoCA If he thinks that islands float....then I guess he isn't worried that a rise in sea levels can cause flooding...

[robotthemusicmaker]

Is he on drugs? retarded? oh wait.. hes from georgia

[youtoobesfinest]

Whoever titled this video is a total dumb ass and sounds like he's in the Fifth Grade......it's Fifth "Grader" you idiot not Fifth Grade!

[Wellch]

Maybe he also think that Cuba will tip over if it is overpopulated too. :-)

[btdtsofo]

WTF

[BarefootSerpent]

The saddest part is that he'll probably be re-elected by Georgia voters, unless he decides to run for governor of Alaska instead.

[LotusElise05]

This dumbass is one of the people running things in America? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[tubedonu]

He recalls?....... what does he recall? Can he remember his name?

...and the Admiral says with the straight face "we don't anticipate that". What a guy!! with straight face and all.

And Hank is part of our Armed Services and Judiciary Committees? Wonder what our enemies are thinking of the US Congress........

[onycho1]

Representative Hank Johnson is now known to have been Barry Obama's earth science teacher. Obama is trying to list at a 20 degree angle with his proletarian revolution.

The Congressman's brain is absent but Barry Obama is a copraphage.

[tobs001]

This is terrifying....

Tip over and capsize??? Is he high?? Please tell me he's tripping balls or something right now.... Why didnt anyone call him out as an idiot on the spot?? Hell he should have been stripped of his post as soon as he said that line because i clearly demonstrates that he isnt even smart enough to tie his own shoelaces... (im willing to bet if anyone said my previous line to his face he'd counter that he can, and would offer to demonstrate as proof)

[kdraper2007]

@tobs001 they won't replace him because he is smarter then the person he replaced. He was a replacement, the woman he replaced threw a cell phone at a Capital Hill police officer would not let her enter a secure area of the capital building without I.D. instead of pulling out her I.D. she attacked him. then after her arrest went to the media claiming that she was arrested because of racism. believe it or not this idiot is actually an improvement.

[zundey2000]

Ladies and gents, we've just discovered Bush Jr. long lost half-brother !!

[gombis666]

What a fuckin idiot. Where better to put him than on the US Congress. As you all know, it's not intelligence that get's you elected, it's the stupid fucking letter next to your name.

[kdraper2007]

@gombis666 it's if the left wing media like you enough to lie for you.

[travl4me1]

I got $100 says he can't swim. any takers?

[Ooloosoon]

Racial Differences in IQ Genes Found

The Wall Street Journal

By ANTONIA REGALADO

Bruce Lahn professor of Human Genetics at the Unv. Chicago stood before a packed laecture hall and reported the results of new DNA analysis he had found signs of evolution in the brains of some people but not others

He flashed maps showig changes (in brain size/IQ) had taken hold in Europe but were not common in Black/Brown populations

[2012VerySoon]

Hank is sick, really, He has hepatitis in an advanced stage. Call Congressman Johnson at His D.C. office at Phone: (202) 225-1605 Be very nice and ask the person who answers that "This Man should resign TODAY!" PASS THIS!

[philliproemer21]

So that's what happened to Atlantis.

[dkkght46]

Is this the way liberals spin the ignorance of their representatives by saying it is Hearing Humor? You have got to be kidding me, this idiot was serious and not humorous. I am amazed the naval officer was capable of keeping a straight face and not falling out of his chair due to the stupidity of this asinine questioning. Ah Um Daahogh What? This is what our nation has come to with the education provided in our public schools.

[xanh01]

We should put the people of his district and HJ in Guam so they all can feel the " Tip over and capsize" fantasy. Man, these dumocrats just getting beter and better !!!! Where is Obama ? He needs to help this guy reelected to congress. Our country is doomed.

[masontonio]

I was thinking of vacationing in Hawaii this year, but I wouldn't want to be the person who caused it to, uh, CAPSIZE!! Boy, that makes a lot of sense.

[chernmax]

He was also a yes vote for Obamacare, he knows whats best for you!!!

[chelmsfordresident]

Phil Eliopoulis believes this too

[marykme]

I don't know who the military gentleman is (general? commodore?), but kudos for him for not bursting out in laughter!!!

[chuckpcr]

Same here. You can tell durring his responce that he was holding it back.

[masontonio]

@chuckpcr Holding what back, his ability to be coherent putting together a sentence?

[masontonio]

@chuckpcr Holding what back, his ability to be coherent putting together a sentence? haha

[hualni]

@marykme He is an Admiral. And Hank Johnson is a Democrat out of Lithonia Georgia. He replaced Cynthia McKinney. She is just as stupid as he is. Maybe worse.

[libertyman0033]

Boy, pot really is the true weapon of mass destruction, and this fucker gets free medical marijane, no wonder they all want this job..... kill em all

[PoliticoCA]

Dear signalman67.....The only thing a 3rd party does is elect Democraps. Face it, you STILL are a Democrap. As for Bush, you guys keep saying he's stupid to deflect attention away from your own insanity. Rush, Beck, and Hannity have millions of listeners and viewers for a reason......they know that islands don't float.

[jack042604]

@PoliticoCA  THEY (DEMOCRATS) CAN'T STAND THE TRUTH POLITICO

[GreyeSkye]

@PoliticoCA

Please explain to me how voting for a 3rd party votes for a "Democrap."

[PoliticoCA]

@GreyeSkye .....Well, let's see.....Since most 3rd parties...ie, Losertarian, Paulistinian, Constepation, and let's not forget the Reform party, SPLIT the Republican / Conservative vote.....that leaves the Democraps the FULL VOTE of their party. IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

[GreyeSkye]

@PoliticoCA

Ok, Now, where do you get the information that these parties split only the Republican / Conservative vote?

[signalman67]

Yep, he's an idiot just like Bush was. I feel for all you folks out there that still vote for those 2 parties. I use to be a Democrat because I work for a living and refuse to vote Republican. I feel even worse for folks that vote Republican and work like I do. I blame most of that on the brainwashing they undergo with the Rush Limbaugh show. I also feel somewhat bad for the Christians(I am one)who actually believe the Republicans care about them at all. We need a new party folks.

[rider92131]

Some apologists will try to excuse the Congressman because they think he is on drugs. But I consider that conjecture a scurrilous insult -- to druggies everywhere.

How on earth do people like Johnson get elected?

This demonstration should give pause to those who look to Congress to run our lives. But it won't.

[BusinessLawyerGA]

The Democrats have really fallen.

[jbzmn]

Hank must be getting his information from Joe Biden.

[aislingoconnell]

oh, my. god!

[Chyouno]

Georgia isn't even a real state. Hank Johnson doesn't count.

[ohiodude4201]

Well you gotta admit that is pretty funny... Def one to email to your buds .. ;-)

[tubester4567]

wow that guy should retire.

[funkymonkmeister]

He is the perfect representative... For Georgia

[Caldonia400]

I bet this guy voted for Obama.

[4Dmetricology]

W.T.F?

somebody be tellin' dis knee grow stories!

[slshafer]

Don't be so quick to judge. Hank Johnson is dying of hepatitis C. This could be hepatic encephalopathy, or it could be from pain medication. He should step down and spend his time with his family.

[solrev]

I just heard about this idiot today. This guy is surely on crack!!! This is so funny, I showed to my nine year old and she couldn't stop laughing. I bet his staff are all working on their resumes this week, fearing his dum!@#$ will surely lose his seat. To think this guy was also a judge! OMG!

[rcph107]

Well, let's just say that our congressman is no match for our admiral. And, I'm sure glad we've got the admiral on our side!

[basenjib123]

Notice those fucking frauds in the media are silent on this. If Sarah Palin or any Republican ever said anything this stupid it would be on 24/7!

[meesphht]

We don't anticipate that - LOLOLOLOLOL

How can he keep a straight face?

[mdr6273]

I think Mark Levin said it best that "Liberalism is the Philosophy of the Stupid"

[sarahchepburn]

I have treated people with Hep C and I have NEVER seen anything like this!!! Far gone liver failure and never conducted themselves like this.

[sarahchepburn]

I have treated people with Hep C and I have NEVER seen anything like this!!! Far gone liver failure and never conducted themselves like this.

[myinternal]

Another Obamite, was he drunk or smoking too much doobie? That is funny......

Maybe they should start random drug testing ..........................haha­hahahaha

Thanks for the good laugh Georgia, you elected a winner.

[MrTweedledumber]

Meet the new poster child for term limits. Does this guy get to vote?

[PoliticoCA]

fbeg84.....Oh NOW everybody does it? Always when you Democraps get caught doing something stupid or illegal, it's "everyone does it"!

[azuetense]

@PoliticoCA Dude, you need to come down off your high (rocking) horse. After 8 years of the dumbest US president the world has ever seen who ran the economy into the dirt and started a criminal war based on lies, you Party Of No folks have no wiggle room to joke about ANY Democrat.

[paranoid1367]

what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[clarkb16]

@paranoid1367 I see what you did there....

[larrysaul]

Sadly, I am sure, based on knowing his district....he will win re-election by a landslide. His consitituents deserve what they get.

[DavidBrown7]

They need to train the Marines to run to the opposite side in case "TIPPING" begins. My God, this is a US congressman. We are in deep shit. Is all of Georgia this fucking stupid?

[funvideos2watch]

@DavidBrown7 LOL That IS hysterical!!!! What a resolution. You should run for office.

[hedunlap]

@DavidBrown7 They voted him into office and he won reelection with 76% of the vote, so obvioulsly 76% of the people in Georgia are also morons. The big shame here is that this moron has a vote in how the rest of us live our lives.

[funvideos2watch]

@hedunlap

[funvideos2watch]

@hedunlap

[MerenethDraconia]

@hedunlap We (Georgians) aren't all that stupid, though I can't speak for 76% of this particular congressional district. Funny, but sad.

[MerenethDraconia]

@hedunlap We (Georgians) aren't all that stupid, though I can't speak for 76% of this particular congressional district. Funny, but sad.

[tobs001]

@DavidBrown7 Just think how terrifying it is for people from other countries (like me =D  ) knowing that the most powerful nation in the world has people like this running it. Really makes you feel helpless and doomed.

[kdraper2007]

@tobs001 no one with any sense runs for political office. it just isn't worth the personal attacks, & having people searching your trash for anything incriminating. the scumbag lawyers & political hacks have taken over.

[braindeadhick]

Jesus Christ . This guy is great . His execution of that bit was flawless . Nicely done sir !

[jameshardsteel]

Someone impeach the negro!

[fakebeliever]

The guy had Hepatitis C at the time. This is a disease well known to cause depression, fatigue and confusion in its victims. Patients can lose their train of thought mid-sentence easily.The congressman has since gotten treatment. Doesn't change the fact that he should step down until healthy enough to be mentally coherent. But I suspect this is the reason for his incoherence. The congressman is too proud to blame it on the disease, I'm sure.

[waynebollman]

@fakebeliever

What the fuck do you mean he has since gotten treatment? This just happened YESTERDAY. Fucking idiot.

[clarkb16]

@fakebeliever you realize this happened like yesterday? If he does have hepatitis i feel bad for him, but if he is incoherent enough to not know that islands dont just sink, he should take a leave of absence. He wouldnt want a doctor who is high treating him i assume, I dont want an incoherent confused person anywhere near the helm of my country.

[bellebums]

I've know several people with Hep C....none of them had these kind of problems. Besides, I believe this questioning was held yesterday...so did he get tx last night?

[goldenk10]

I can foresee a legalization bill for meth with this idiot.

[PoliticoCA]

Being a Democrat is being mentally ill.

[fbeg84]

@PoliticoCA Drug abuse is not only confined to the democratic party, their all getting high on the hill!

[PoliticoCA]

anim8me2.......We could do that......if there were any.

[PoliticoCA]

henrysmith500....You are NOT smarter than a fifth grade Congressman. You're actually trying to explain away the ramblings of a mental patient.

[henrysmith500]

Well, my sister was stationed on Guam, the entire island is a reef. You can literally dive underneath the entire island.

If there were context to the video, it's possible his concern was a deteriorating reef ; which if substantial enough, one could theorize the possibility.

A odd fact is 'coconut drills" - Being an island, and prone to storms the military base would have drills - soldiers running around suddenly collecting as many coconuts they could. ;)

[anim8me2]

Perhaps we should view some of the outrageously stupid crap spouted by people with an R next to their names?

[Ma8icMurderBag]

This is not about Democrats or Republicans. It's about an individual's ignorance. THIS individual. Who just happens to be a Democrat.

[crickettitties]

This is what happens when you take science class from VenomFangX

[AntaresInScorpius]

@crickettitties this is what happens when you get your scientific "facts" from the same people that have brought us the lie called global warming.

[UltraBibendum]

Sorry but everything he says is absolutely true.

[pagpag05]

To call this congressman a dumbass would be insulting t dumbasses everywhere. This dude must believe that China is going to sink into the Earth and perhaps a few Chinese folks will pop up from under the dirt and rock in Idaho or New Mexico.

[irishiapunk]

what a fucking dumbass!

[mpaulino]

Given that I am from Guam and I know about the buildup they are talking about, Id say the Rep's words are dead on. The island is already overcrowded. Now the US wants to throw 80000 more people(Where the admiral got only 25,000 is beyond me) and take up even more land, even though the military already owns about 1/3 of the island. Families will be displaced, sacred lands desecrated, the local environment will be shattered. We are loyal Americans, but this build up WILL tip us over

[draftube]

OMG! , how did that guy not laugh? I really hope this was staged

[psode27]

Amazing. I think he's on to something, everyone run west and we'lll flip this whole planet over......

[gruntyboy]

An island capsizing? This guy is a complete moron... He congressman, pick up a book you soft headed idiot!!!

[PsychoTacitus]

Wow, Palin almost sounds intelligible by comparison.

[c433z]

April fools?

[TheHoratii]

what the f*** is this?

[jteutulsr]

Talk about a "flat earther", what a dipshit. Obviously he didnt pay attention in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL when they ttell you how islands are formed.

[jasoneric]

I am sooo glad we have such intelligent people running this country.

[PhotonicDoctor]

American politicians, no wait all world politicians are a joke of the century these days. This is just sad.

[rwutube]

Oh. My. God. This is a f*cking disgrace. I'm a physician and we have to undergo rigorous testing - frequently - to maintain our various certifications. The bar is set similarly high for other important jobs. These jokers have real POWER over us, our children, and future generations, and apparently THERE IS NO BAR for them! Perhaps even more depressing is that this person was actually voted into office.

[JimmysCrackhorn]

Fucking retard

[JimmysCrackhorn]

Fucking retard

[bellebums]

Is this a joke? Surely this has been altered? If it hasn't, this is a disgrace, but then again, DC residents elected Marion Barry even after he got out of prison...has nothing to do with race, right? Just Shameful!

[Braingasm]

MORON. And these are the Democrats that created and voted for the Healthcare bill.

[qpzm1119]

This guy is an idiot. It's not racial, he's just an idiot

[floridianman27]

AHHHHHH quick get off Guam it's gonna capsize swim for your lives. Holy smokes how many stone voters voted for this stonehead congressman. Admiral Robert F. Willard will you allow me to answer Democrap Numb Nuts Johnson question about how big Guam is? Sir, Guam is 212 Square miles. Hank would you like to know how many miles of reef that surrounds Guam?

[pitbullmalu]

Since the majority of the residents on the island of Oahu in Hawaii live in Honolulu, which is on the south shore of the island, we all need to start investing in family sized life rafts. Surely our island will capsize soon. Way to go Admiral, for being able to bite your tounge and not bust out in laughter.

[lolbandwidth]

This is.. just..what?

[PoliticoCA]

Hey Neoneocon.........a joke usually provokes laughter. NO ONE IS LAUGHING.

[IAmTDurden]

OK, this video has been taken out of context, actually.

neoneocon (hardly a liberal supporter), in her blog, describes the reality:

In defense of Hank Johnson

Put simply, this is an in-joke between the congressman and the admiral, which I'll let neo's article flesh out for you.

[Shafeone]

No wonder people fear government getting too much power with a guy like this at the controls! Tea Party Anyone?

[levelwitme]

What an IDIOT!