Last year on x-mas eve I went downstairs to go to the bathroom but i saw a bloody evil red-eyed santa staring at me I died that night, If you don't copy and past this to 10 vidios b4 the clock strikes 12:00 A.M. you will see an evil santa killing a little girl in the same room as u!
BeforYou7 you can't be serious. People make fun of white people using non-native languages all of the time and of mexicans and africans, so how is this rascist? It would be no different then if they had a korean with an american dialect doing a korean accent. if they did have a korean with no accent doing a korean accent would that be rasict. it would be the same thing and if you think it would not be racist then you my friend are a little racist.
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this shit is racist. how would you like it if people made fun of white people's attempt at japanese? Face it its their second language its not that funny.
Oh stop it. The accent fits the story. He's not Korean. In my head just maybe... Master Po wants to fit in w/ his new fam so he takes on the English his new parents speak. We can't take anyone's art to heart.(i just rimed) This fool is talented.
I am a real life martial arts master, this guy is hilarious! I actually know white guys who speak what we call "KorEngrish"... sad. but he's pretty accurate and even though he goes off on a wild tangent about his social issues... pretty funny Master Po. I think someone on this comments page is offended because it might remind him of himself??? maybe? relax dude. if you don't like something about yourself, change it. and remember: white crane stands on one leg at sunset. you know...!
lmao my instructor is white and talks with a Korean accent sometimes. I showed him this and now all I have to say is "Maybe lessu saltu next time" in the midlle of class and he falls over laughing.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
There is so much subtlety to this. It's SOOO good. It's on a par with the best we've seen from Dave Chappelle's Show. If it didn't look so racist, I could share it in my blog.
4. Then postthis on 4 different videos. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and dont post it on 4 different videos then you wil have very bad luck
now if you started reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
more of a japanese accent. big time clue when he says accent"u"/garbage"u" teat"u"/mind"u"/spirit"u"/criticism"u"/regu(leg).
japanese(when expressed in English letters) doesn't have any single characters(except for the vowels and N)
all sounds are part of a phonetic group consisting of a consonant and a vowel combined. This is why a lot of Japanese who speak English ad the vowel in the second part of the sound.
NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I wanna say that's the same Master Po that's involved with the Opie & Anthony show. They certainly look similar. But if not, then DAMN, I've just been PO-WN3D.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. I'M ONLY DOING THIS COS I LIVE MY LIFE. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
In 2007, seven dumbasses decided to make some gay ass chain letters. An unknown Spartan killed them by shooting the words "EATHISBITCHES" into their backs. Now that you have read this message, he will come into your house on a full moon and slaughter you unless you follow these directions:
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I checked out your Perfectly Aligned video some time ago (someone else claimed it was his work) and absolutely loved it. I came here to find this piece and what do you know... excellent.
This is freaking amazing!!! You have to know Korean immigrants to fully appreciate this; SPOT ON in so many nuances. Somebody paid attention and took notes during Tae Kwon Do class!
Perhaps more than that....
Sandeemos 1 day ago
ce zice ala de Romania ?
andyalexszk 2 months ago
This is a joke right?
KF7FDB 7 months ago
Funny shit! I subscoribed. ;-)
OldManMiki 11 months ago
OMG cant wait to show this to my instructor. But you gotta love how stiff the belt is and the fold lines on the new uniform.
Tang Soo!
MrGarhard 1 year ago
funny
TrailsofMercury1 1 year ago
Haha! Martial Art is for sexy mind!
ImIwilliamImI 1 year ago
this is so racist! but so god damn funny at the same time :D
drmixj 1 year ago
Reft Reg :( Ia Sorri
tBagjad 1 year ago
do you think a do they want? do you thinka do they want? LMAO. I love this way.
zopi9 1 year ago
he shouldve said eat kimchee
0gigger 1 year ago
WUT
THE
FOK
DARIVSARCHITECTVS 1 year ago
Where is Lesson #3?
hawaiitkdmaster 1 year ago
"don't interrupt the resson!" :D
mkolibaba 1 year ago
i was adopt nice koreen famry
evamberil 1 year ago
Gotta love the creased, "just out of the package" look of their uniforms.
njronin 2 years ago
hahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
25massive 2 years ago
WHAT. A. FREAK.
xxJoRdaNxxILPAExx 2 years ago
lmfao XD
sean3385 2 years ago
This guy is crazy and should not be teaching.
MASTERWAKI1 2 years ago
he isnt lol
roppokai1 2 years ago
Im glad he isnt anymore
MASTERWAKI1 2 years ago
Fucking Master Po ruled lol
clockworkmike83 2 years ago 3
we need lesson number 3
Talyis84 2 years ago 5
Martial Art is for making sexy mind- Master Po. You always need a sexy mind. Otherwise you cannot have sexy body
Oshinator64 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harajukugirl14 2 years ago
very funny
jaafarjomaa 2 years ago
This is hilarious!!! I can't wait to share this with my own instructor
senseisakornsin 2 years ago
I think this guy was actually one of my instructors at one point ;)
lilears4 2 years ago
The guy is an actor in case you didn't realize
nataliachirulescu 2 years ago
this is so good haha
daalsij 2 years ago
Resisting urge.. to comment.. on improper.. technique! :P
Qieth 2 years ago
Very good vid keep up the good work!!
look up karate jim vid
ryukuykenpo74 2 years ago
I LOVE this video....
Mowgli15221 2 years ago
I LOVE this video......
Mowgli15221 2 years ago
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This sucks... right leg, let leg, right leg.. blah blah blah.. wtf.. shut up dumbass..
potterbond007 2 years ago
The guy that's talking is tall and good looking. Even if he is an idiot. I'd still wouldn't mind getting pounded by him.
poodtang1 2 years ago 2
rofl, good stuff.
JohnnySon1301 2 years ago
rofl look at the page name fuk
superjumpman92 2 years ago
thast`s stupid
HellguardVergil 3 years ago 2
i mean the accent not the language and tone and well, u know the messed up stuff. lol
gokucrazy22 3 years ago
lol dis is a pretty good korean accent. My Tae-Kwon-Do teacher talks like that. 0.o
gokucrazy22 3 years ago
lmao 1:15
stationrmkv 3 years ago
Is this the same guy that does security for the Opie and Anthony radio show?
DimebagVision 3 years ago
@DimebagVision no, its not
Sandeemos 1 day ago
his accent started off ok but he lost it about half way
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OMG SORRY BUT THIS SCARES ME
Last year on x-mas eve I went downstairs to go to the bathroom but i saw a bloody evil red-eyed santa staring at me I died that night, If you don't copy and past this to 10 vidios b4 the clock strikes 12:00 A.M. you will see an evil santa killing a little girl in the same room as u!
thantsoe 3 years ago
you died last year on xmas eve? lol how dumb do you have to be...?
Blingo88 3 years ago
hahahaha thats sooo samn funnnny man ii love u guys
kinkymalcolm 3 years ago
Very funny. You should make a master po movie
shaneosmack123 3 years ago
BeforYou7 you can't be serious. People make fun of white people using non-native languages all of the time and of mexicans and africans, so how is this rascist? It would be no different then if they had a korean with an american dialect doing a korean accent. if they did have a korean with no accent doing a korean accent would that be rasict. it would be the same thing and if you think it would not be racist then you my friend are a little racist.
TheCapstanShanty 3 years ago 2
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this shit is racist. how would you like it if people made fun of white people's attempt at japanese? Face it its their second language its not that funny.
BeforYou7 3 years ago
Oh stop it. The accent fits the story. He's not Korean. In my head just maybe... Master Po wants to fit in w/ his new fam so he takes on the English his new parents speak. We can't take anyone's art to heart.(i just rimed) This fool is talented.
TPacheco2010 3 years ago
LMFAO This is amazing.
zarry22 3 years ago
I had a teacher, Master Yim and he was pretty funny it did a lot of hillarious analogies not this detailed though
TheCapstanShanty 3 years ago
3:02 How the hell could you keep the accent going!!! LMAO
TheCapstanShanty 3 years ago
hes hotttttttttt<3
barbiegottagun 3 years ago
Master Po very good acting!
Kurruptive1Logic 3 years ago
who would want to take lessons from some
goofy white guy who calls himself master po
and talks with a fake accent?
mksterr 3 years ago
If your white man~
HoIic 3 years ago
I find this offensive. Mad good Korean accent though.
BeforYou7 3 years ago
omg this is sooo funny!!!...don't interrupt lesson!!!
shawnr336 3 years ago
XD THIS IS HILARIOUS.
DelilahRae123 3 years ago
OMG.. THIS IS SOOO FUNNY
daalsij 3 years ago 2
One of the funniest videos of all time.
ShaunJ1380 3 years ago 3
i love how he got his right leg to hump his left leg roflmao XD
nekolux 3 years ago 2
Heheh... This is pretty good... I want to know how the 2 in the back keep themselves from laughing at this.... Good stuff... Keep it up :D
Kingmen30264 3 years ago 5
lol this is so funny
LilCodaD 3 years ago
"Right leg has to take out second mortgage."
howi6469 3 years ago 12
HAHA why do you speak korean accent if you white man?? lol
PreethiVn 3 years ago 7
great acting : )
TheRockinCactus 3 years ago 6
lol : ) good stuff
TheRockinCactus 3 years ago 7
do u sctually practice karate?maybe I can kick ur gypsy ass someday
unurautare 3 years ago 3
lol im from Romania my self.. and it aint that bad :P XD.. nice story man!
Bigcuriboh 3 years ago 4
I am a real life martial arts master, this guy is hilarious! I actually know white guys who speak what we call "KorEngrish"... sad. but he's pretty accurate and even though he goes off on a wild tangent about his social issues... pretty funny Master Po. I think someone on this comments page is offended because it might remind him of himself??? maybe? relax dude. if you don't like something about yourself, change it. and remember: white crane stands on one leg at sunset. you know...!
kohanjin 3 years ago 14
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by the way i didnt watch the whole video but i just wasted two minutes ...hey guess what ? fuck you !!!!!!!!
discountzone 3 years ago
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man your making my stomach upset and im about to through up ..fuck your sense of humor you are not funny at alllllllllll so get fucking lost !
discountzone 3 years ago
LOL
Gannondalf 3 years ago 2
SAUCY LEFT LEG!!!!
DerHammerhai 3 years ago 2
The right reg isa MAN!
The left reg isa woman.
The right reg isa making the POWER!
The left reg isa making the Dinner.
The right reg isa eating the dinner saying to the left reg maybe lessa salt next time.
The left reg is saying to right reg, maybe right reg should make all dinner next time!
IPD07 3 years ago 2
lol
Randomdude2552 3 years ago 2
U AINT PO YA FUCKIN LIAR...OOS
jmetalmilitiac 3 years ago
Still waiting for lesson 3. Please!!!!!
1eyeknow 3 years ago 4
yeah
Randomdude2552 3 years ago
this is so funny!!! I go to Spaldings World Class Karate.
Randomdude2552 3 years ago
"Martial art, is what makes a sexy mindu, sexy spiritu" XD
Slashgibber 3 years ago 2
lmao my instructor is white and talks with a Korean accent sometimes. I showed him this and now all I have to say is "Maybe lessu saltu next time" in the midlle of class and he falls over laughing.
Imrickjames20166 4 years ago 3
look at his face on 1:54! its hilarious! hes about to laugh! LMFAO
JrHeE1993 4 years ago 3
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wtf is a white doing an azn accent he should just go fucking die u douche bag asshole piece of shit!
cc2224 4 years ago
cause it's funny
Godsprimechoice 4 years ago
Where did you get your sense of humor, Wal Mart?
YTwatchdawg 3 years ago
classic:P
nathanbarris 4 years ago
corny
mananghiyang 4 years ago
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PrinceRak33m 4 years ago
really
Randomdude2552 3 years ago
esta muy bien este video mirad los mios si kereis:
*harry zipote
*resumen torreño harry potter
*4º milenio edicion especial
ESPERO K OS GUSTEN...
ringoturco 4 years ago
Still laughing my ass off. Awesome.
ChiefNonsense 4 years ago
ill fuck po up
DClan147 4 years ago
There is so much subtlety to this. It's SOOO good. It's on a par with the best we've seen from Dave Chappelle's Show. If it didn't look so racist, I could share it in my blog.
unrealnews 4 years ago
I'm Korean and I totally support this skit. Please call the phone number for the second video. Trust me, its worth it.
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THIS REALLY WORKS OUT!TRY IT OUT.
1. Say your name 10x
2. Then say your mom's name 5x
3. Then say your crush's name 3x
4. Then postthis on 4 different videos. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and dont post it on 4 different videos then you wil have very bad luck
girindahouse 4 years ago
holy shit - this wouldn't be half as funny if I weren't married ... genius.
czmzozrzi 4 years ago
Master Po Rules! Amazingly outrageous accent.
36Seagullz 4 years ago
USS!!!!
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now if you started reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
jesshamm20 4 years ago
Master Po's Korean accent isn't very genuine...
loopyloopa 4 years ago
more of a japanese accent. big time clue when he says accent"u"/garbage"u" teat"u"/mind"u"/spirit"u"/criticism"u"/regu(leg).
japanese(when expressed in English letters) doesn't have any single characters(except for the vowels and N)
all sounds are part of a phonetic group consisting of a consonant and a vowel combined. This is why a lot of Japanese who speak English ad the vowel in the second part of the sound.
thelaughingtrees 4 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE
herkulios 4 years ago
Sank you video, Master Po. True Tang Su Do yes!
parapsycho84 4 years ago
is that a mixture of chinese and german or french accent
vintra15 4 years ago
ummm. its a korean accent. a pretty damn good one at that. i'm pretty impressed.
tparky26 4 years ago 2
It looks like the fellow playing master Po actually practices some martial art in real life. Is that right?
xmtz 4 years ago
I wanna say that's the same Master Po that's involved with the Opie & Anthony show. They certainly look similar. But if not, then DAMN, I've just been PO-WN3D.
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Driveronetwo 4 years ago
The Master is a really rife-rike.
Jacks1Wench 4 years ago
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this sucks
pandaesmierda 4 years ago
this video is too good!
j0nf 4 years ago
I thin-koo you go make-a show-show in in Raw-Soo-Beh-Gah-Soo.
delmuscredle 4 years ago
PLEASE NO DIVOR-CE 2 ME lol
cmdeane 4 years ago
Yeah very funny, but I want him to come over to my house so I can suck his dick nonstop for hours.
jakobfrederik 4 years ago
thats disturbing
omgushotme 4 years ago
Stupid and Boring!!!!!!!!!1
corazonkiwi 4 years ago
is he trying to tell his life by descibing it w/ his right and left leg.
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Yadaime 4 years ago
Righta reg.
harrymulligan 4 years ago
Oh my god, this white sensei is even funnier and more rediculous than my white sifu, and believe me, he's hard to top!
omegagilgamesh 4 years ago
lol.....and I thought the white buddhist masters were going to be impossible to top.
Iamseanisme 4 years ago
hilarious!
tubphooj 4 years ago
you nailed the accent! gotta watch all your videos!
whabamp 4 years ago
guys i practice tang su do and trust me this not tang su do....
lucadeath 4 years ago
whatchu talkin bout, that was some real life hardcore martial arts!!!
ordaboy 4 years ago
too fuckin funny
ordaboy 4 years ago
Right wreg lov wreft reg long time!
NeOBlog 4 years ago
funny! lol
sugarnate 4 years ago
That guy is really funny, I relly rike him.
LETIFER25 4 years ago
sucks 0/10
utahjazzy911 4 years ago
gayer than a 3 dollar bill :(
stormminton 4 years ago
LMFAO he did a great job and he nailed the korean accent, as well as the hand gestures.
free2rym99 4 years ago
una verga!!, chupala mamon. poronga de video
don´t understand, FUCK U PUTO INGLES
scheibbe 4 years ago
Tang soo do sucks! My style is better!
KesMyAspepol 4 years ago
Crazy stupid comedy! and i love it!
jk2bls 4 years ago
My husband finds this video oh-so-amusing. I may have to kick him in the head with my saucy reft reg now. Thanks for the pointers!
KaekoPuzifoot 4 years ago
hahaha this was ekstremely funny!
Saywhaato0 4 years ago
This shit is extremely funny.
wreckandsalvage 4 years ago
Why does the korean writing in the moo duk kwan badge at the beginning and the end say "Tang Moo Soo" though??
stephentsd 4 years ago
LOL! ROFL! WooT WooT!!!
Qrahajaan 4 years ago
Jajajaja, muy gracioso! :D
DeadMovieStar0 4 years ago
What. The. Heck.
O.O'
xD
HolyChibi 4 years ago
Lol Sexy Mind And Sexy Spirit
Lol Right Leg Is Making Power, Left Leg Is Making Dinner
FatesWildCard 4 years ago
After two minutes it became tiresome.
pringelsfan007 5 years ago
I checked out your Perfectly Aligned video some time ago (someone else claimed it was his work) and absolutely loved it. I came here to find this piece and what do you know... excellent.
I hope to you a bright future in comedy gold.
MikeIAmO 5 years ago
Hilarious
Colloidalsilver 5 years ago
The accent is very good. I worked in Korea Town (Los Angeles) for 3 years, and this is hilarious. Good work Quiet Library. Who are you people anyway?
thesimpaticos 5 years ago
This is freaking amazing!!! You have to know Korean immigrants to fully appreciate this; SPOT ON in so many nuances. Somebody paid attention and took notes during Tae Kwon Do class!
davidahnmd 5 years ago
how stupid.
dumbazzkrystle 5 years ago
is it me or is the eagle's eye blinking the whole time?
pingpang16 5 years ago
This has been stuck in my head all day!
larryt360 5 years ago
saucy reft reg!!
haider87 5 years ago
r.o.f.l.
this is amazing
haider87 5 years ago
this isnt funny at all, even if it wasnt racist, sexist and ignorant
orangesquidge 5 years ago
this really is my master. . .sad but true i know. . .but maybe a little more serious. hahaha
GetYoWeightUp80 5 years ago
rery goot.
goodmango 5 years ago
hahahaha awesome... this is me in the future... oh yes
cryingindian 5 years ago