Dylan's Couch - Episode Seven - The Resolution

[christinazeffi]

I MISS YOU DYLAN

[RCMP90]

awesome dylan is my hero kepp em videos comin mang

[ycardscool5]

I LOVE YOUR SHOW... add me please.. love ya!

[jick6]

lol "I think she got to wear a burger king crown or something"

[kooldud444]

omg since preschool! dude lil to young dont you think?

[BrielleThoeni]

9-6-7-5-3-0-9 hahhahha that was cute.

[gothlyweird469]

can we c this jessica? lol. ur vids r awesome!

[td10000]

dude i saw every episode there funny i wanna see jim and jessica and maranda!!

[Jpurser1]

Why do you want to tell the world your personal life you freek!!

[lolalu71594]

well, i woder how old he is too. but, in one of his early episodes, he was talking about the 8th grade.

[leeshibabexlovesxyou]

goodnesss. i paused the video to get my pizza out of the oven and i guess i stopped it at the right time, cause you looked wayyy hott (:

[gdalmighty]

I thought you were calling Jessica. not Jenny! lol

[minasugar]

the number you called was some lady named jenny

[DrPepperBask]

realy hes my age lol

[jENA313]

i have the same phone as you. = ]

[wowpickle4]

that was halirous-halirous-halirous

[erinissoawesome]

lmao...867-5309...has anyone else other than me ever tried that number just because?

[devilsparks]

your good with the camera angles

[a4a4eva]

luv it

[timoth3]

this is fake, everyone know that. Right?

[jick6]

Yeah, its totally scripted.

[not2stoopid]

aww cute

[sm00ney]

wow. someones obbsessed with their couch.

[Punniabi]

I think this kid is sponsored like that girl 'loneygirl15'

[russelljgarner]

I bet your parents realy love you huh? You are so cute and smart he he he! You will be the next big thing like rotten milk and abortion.

[highwayhokie]

really funny stuff, you could probablly make some big bucks with Dylan's couch. Good luck

[sonnenberg]

"It was hilarious". Glad to have found ya, D.

P

[lozinabox]

lol love ur v-blogs...SHOW US A PIC OF JESSICA already jeez.

also question about the hall pass ep. wtf is a hall pass?? and why are they so important??

youre awes!

[blueberryox]

You're funny. :P Keep it up.

[SpunkyXeE]

If I was that little girl Jessica and I saw this video....it would just melt my shallow heart...and give you a chance...

[wherexisxmyxmind]

this is great! you look cute in this one, too... WoOSHHHH... it's just hilarious xD

[fahidafied]

Dude put a picture of Jessica on I want to see what she looks like!

[dollydoodle]

867-5309 too funny....one of the only 80's songs thats worth listening to!!

[rstarodea]

cool

[BowJa]

LOL 99th time around the circle ahhhahahahhaha

[Findabhair]

love the ring! "say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home"

[Findabhair]

so cute! and so sad... hehe

[stefaniea17]

867-5309 lovee it..and i love u!

[fatgirlgrobie]

sweetie, i reccomend you ask slylyn to delete your comment,. it is a ba didea ot post your numer online. you have no idea what creeps could be reading this a call you

[mopresto15o]

he didnt post his number thats a song thats what i though at first but no.. ur wrong

[senifey]

her 99th time around the circle ! lmao..haha,

[haydentheonlyhayden]

Also excellent. You got it going for you, I'll watch your videos, all of them, congrats, you got my 5/5.

[someonedmd]

its so funny when he repaets himself its hilarious hilarious hilarious

[fadinghope11]

Yep, this is probably the best episode so far. You're really funny, but I think we should be able to meet Jessica or Jim. It'd be pretty sweet!!

[kcampie13215]

wow u must b like 10 years old but ur vids r funny

[Patchiii]

10? He looks more like 13 or 14!

[eyelovechocolate]

lol...i luv u! u make make my day...though i'm supposed to be studying for my exams, but now, after watching ur videos, i'm not as nervous anymore! thx! =)

[SYSTMATICDECL1NE]

definately my favorite episode by far. you are really awesome!! WOOSHHHHHH!

[lundberg6]

luv the vids, but do we ever get to see jessica or him?

[thevillageidiot456]

yea.

[133tn00b]

867-5309 hahahaha, this is a production??? by who?

[SRot5446]

You're like a little Owen Wilson. These are great videos. Good Job!

[SoccerPhreak]

thanks for including the bloopers too...

[ashotinthedark10]

HAHAHA, 867-5309....wow, i havent heard that song in soo long. i love the videos btw. nice job! =).

[ibraeden]

are the people real or is this real all the way!

[sakuflowli]

haha ur hilarious hi..what HILARIOUS

[overactivevisions]

he has no life i was makin out with hot chicks on new years not posting useless videos

[pygmiegoatsheepbeat]

I'll bet you were. *cough*

[marmeladet]

These are really hilarious! I love your series, and you are super cute. Any girl would be lucky to go out with you!

[stacieo]

your so nice she would be lucky to get you but you should move on :)

[axyly78]

haha all of your vidoes are funny

keep them coming

[kikmuel8]

please don't read this!

In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

[Sheena909]

are those real people or people you made up?

[grazhopper]

please stop making these horrendous videos... please...

[lottie675]

Then dont watch them!

[pygmiegoatsheepbeat]

If you don't like them then don't watch them. It's like sticking a fork into a socket over and over. It if hurts, then don't do it anymore.

[Trakka54]

I wonder.

[spiffyacey]

Its 'lesbians', and I'd think twice before using that stereotype again.

[evomilk]

So it is all made up? It is still entertaining. I think people think that everything on youtube blogs must be real. There is such stuff as realistic fiction (as unrealistic as this whole thing is).

[Alvette]

You you make up all this stuff or did it actually happen?? Either way your show is waaay cool! :)

[SheBlinksTears]

Jackass326, he doesn't "suck". You're jealous. Simple as that. --Noelle

[DannyC500]

How could anyone be jealous of a retard?

[PeirceWilliamsProd]

rofl, you never dated. if you did, you wouldnt spend your time in front of a camera supplying the most boring peice of videos. quit making up imaginary girlfriends. well, I guess this would be funny to people that watch the Nickelodean or whatever network. lol or disney. so I guess I could see why people would laugh at it. I just didnt find it funny, sorry.

[SkatinLizardz]

u couldnt out run me

[jackass326]

you suck! your such a faggot

[twistyboi]

ur reflecting what everyone thinks of u huh?

[ryrn182]

hey this is really random but i noticed your ringtone is blink-182. yea... your videos are uh ok.

[Nexxia]

[/subscribes]

[yannique]

[/as well]

[buggamile]

I'm fast! Pshhhhhhhhhhhh!

[azureseraph7]

Aw, now that was cute. I hope she remembers ^^

[LuLu615]

Oh my God dude you're awesome, that whole "lion on an antelope" thing was HILARIOUS!

[1337Yit]

dude, make this a podcast. i'd subscribe. /cheer

[bugsinrug]

You are a natural in front of the camera. Keep up the great work. I'm subscribing! Stay well.

[jimmyv28]

hey dude love ur vids keep it up man

[brandon754]

he he what a brilliant idea,Dylan's couch.Nice job =)

[ness19dsm]

) ) )

well done - amazing - wow  )

[sloopy312]

You are totally fantastic, a joy to listen to and a credit to your generation. You make this world a better place. Follow your heart, keep your values and respect the worth of others. You will find your Jessica.

blaine

[squalg]

yet agian great

[Phillipladere]

The editing is so excellent! You're better than the REAL tube, no lie! Keep them coming, man.

[vidguy007]

Is that the Dylan's Couch theme song on the cell phone? Too cool. Is that downloadable?

[dunneh]

It sounds like "All the Small Things" by Blink 182 to me.

[skatergirl238000]

Hey Dylan. That was funny, no wait, hilarious. I can't wait to see the next one. You rock. TTYL. Peace. - Jessica

[SterlingCanada]

The cell phone, It was hilarious! Hilarious! It's becoming a new signature phrase.

[BillyGsAngelBaby905]

nice videos.

-gina

[admiralcryptic]

Shows what a great heart you have. God Bless Dylan!

[vockytoria]

"antelope AHHH" HAHAHHA.

[vockytoria]

Lol.

[barth36]

This is the best one yet!

(Now I can't get that song out of my head: 867-5309)

[webphrey]

HAHAHA

thats was funny.

[TheSaint76]

Hilarious, just hilarious.... damn, I am using that in everyday life now!!!

[CircaRigel]

Lol. Great story telling, as usual.

[petera20]

lol great vid your vis are excellent

[Zachattack2]

Awesome!  You even know about 867-5309! ;-)

[tripplehelix]

lol that was good :) Loved the phone calls, made it more interesting :P

[audreyfan101]

OMG what a flashback! Duck duck goose was so intense! the only thing worse may have been...(cue the scary music...) musical chairs!

[whitetexasgangstagal]

I just can't get in to the stories now that I know that they didn't really happen, that they are just based on stuff that happened to this guy...

-Hail

[gh777gh]

Haha, nice video !!!

[SterlingCanada]

Yep I lost allot of games at the pool table when I use to work at the arcade.

[rockfan2]

Another funny episode!!! lol

[encrypkid]

Your videos ROCK!

[vidguy007]

I remember DDG, there was always a hyper-active little blond kid that always ruled. What ever happened to that kid?

[jesari]

So you are the Duck Duck Goose champ..funny..

another good one.

Happy New Year Dylan

[WishingLampPro]

hahaha i looove it. and i agree with ambercenteno

[lukettylwillie]

lol you need to show a pic of her next time so we all can see why shes so special...loved the bed in part

[vidguy007]

It's a story. . .

[lukettylwillie]

lol i know that...i was giving them material

[ambercenteno]

I still can't get enough!

[vidguy007]

Duck Duck Goose can be an intense game. Throwing the game, any game, is guarenteed to get you places, if thrown properly.

[suprablue]

OH MY GOD, YOU GOOSED JESSICA!