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  • When I saw this title I was sure it was about marijuana

  • "The talking bush knows a shortcut." Never take a shortcut suggested by a talking bush, this is clearly the lesson to be learned here.

  • I am jewish too some of my videos even feature me wearing a Yomakah.

  • Funny. As jewish russian. Ha

  • that was funny

  • I am jewish and I found this funny...... 

  • I am a Jew and I believe that G-d placed us in Egypt and slavery to make us stronger, before we were placed in Egypt we could barely survive not having much food, but after we were in slavery we were much stronger and we could survive it like a peace of cake, and it made us appreciate what we have more!

  • @TheGarerman hi i am egyptian

    and you ?

  • @TheGarerman hi i am egyptian . are you egyptian .any way you are wel come  if you egyptian or not ok

    this is my email i want call me cent_divel@yahoo.com on F.B

  • Respond to this video...  ok

  • Oddly enough, I found this humorously entertaining. I liked it.

  • what's with the red-headed jewish chick?

  • @CrazyNative4 King David was a ginger, according to legend. Lot of redheads in Israel, Lebanon, Syria.

  • Why are the Jews and Egyptians white?

  • @UntoldBillions

    G-d told Israel

    "I will bless those who bless you & I will curse those who curse you."

    I'd let HIM deal with them on that one. As a matter of fact, they've got a long uphill battle because of their past misdeeds written into the script already. They'll be back on track soon enough & will be a BIG help close to the end.

    Cut 'em a break.

    ALL our parts are already written & we come out on top; we're just acting out the script(ures).

  • the boner-nosed jews wrote those words so obviously they were trying to get everyone to treat them as sacred cows when in truth they are pathological liars and thieves.

  • @UntoldBillions

    Well, of course YOU would say something like that.

  • @UntoldBillions um no ima jew that is offencive and a huge huge insult itz rasisem so shut up jews are just like everyone else so plz stop that comment hurt

  • @cutekittyleah Stop being such a stupid fundamentalist! And check "Racism" in the dictionary, you are using the word the wrong way! If you are looking for a word that means "jew hating" Then use "Anti -semetic"

    Stop being offended by anti -semetic humor, it's humor!!.......... ;)

  • @UntoldBillions I realize that some people are raised with completely illogical racist tendencies based on the racist tendencies of their bigoted ancestors and that something as simple as a Youtube comment won't do much to undo the generations of nonsensical idiocy which has become the defining characteristic of your one-dimensional persona, but all the same I hope on some small level you can read this insult to yourself and your ancestors way of thinking and realize your own small-mindedness.

  • @UntoldBillions you are a ballsack i hate to curse but u are

  • @UntoldBillions owww thats burns you rasist basturd stop it that offends me on a hole new level you think 60 millon people dying was a symopothy act lets put you in a labor camp see how you feel!

  • @UntoldBillions Once again; small-mindedness, idiotic racism, etc. However, I would also like to note that "infiltrating" different nations is what every major religion has done. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, etc. are located throughout the world, as are the Jewish people. Please stop and think about what you are going to say before revealing your own foolishness to the world in such a vulgar manner. Also, it is impossible to "steal" the whole world blind. The word you are looking for is rob.

  • @UntoldBillions Seriously? You are actually this ignorant? How very, very sad for you.

  • They worked for Pharaoh favorably as former herdsmen & mercenaries- turned- indentured servants, inside a system built 2 turn THOSE n2 slaves (Joseph's era).

    THAT's how they got in that predicament n the first place.

    Awesome vid!

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  • ROFLXXDD

  • I'm a jew ...... -_- and it's so funny xD OMG!

  • Kinda funny X3

    Altough the jews wasn't slaves as they say anymore; The whole community was of workers brought in by the farao and there weren't and slavers

  • this is a funny take on the passover story :-) very unique. I enjoyed watching; thanks for sharing. For a video about the deeper meaning of matza and freedom, see the passover vid on my channel.

  • When Moses the prophet came, he take the Jews to Palestine as known the promise land, but that does not mean that it was not occupying the Canaan land.. any way it was god who wanted that.. after that Babylons destroyed israeli state and gave it back to canaans control..

  • for all these lost mind, here is a true history lesson..

    thousand of years ago the first human civilization was born in middle east, researchers believe that the oldest civilization in the world was Sumeria in Yemen, and the oldest city in the world is Jericho in Palestine...at that time (before religions) the area of Jerusalem, Palestine, south Syria, south Lebanon, Jordan and Sinai was know as CANAAN LAND, Canaan (phoenix) is an ancient Arabic race, at the roman conquer it is named Palestine.

  • YAY BLAND FOODS AND CONCSTEPATION YAY

  • Hcasep yom

    In English happy Passover may elizah watch over u!

  • I love it! Best of youtube!

    Pesach Sameach.

  • Lol, ze Juden.

  • lol for the "talking bush" XD

  • gmorfeas,

    go fuck yourself!

  • Great video!

    I hate parsely and salt water, but I can't stop eating it!

  • I worship the cats

  • lol neat vid

  • "Ancestors of the original Israelites have been confirmed to be the Palestinians via archaeology and DNA testing." wrong the Palestinians are decended from the "sea people" that invaded egypt (and where repelled) destroyed the hitties and setteld in the isreal area.

  • Actually... the Palestinians are just egyptian people who settled in Gaza. They have no relations to the "Plishtim" of biblical time, nor to the original israelites.

  • @zarrock1989 WOOW, hehehe this is very funny.. do u really believe that Palestinians are Egyptian and have no relation to philistines as in the bible.. REALLY!!

    i think u need more history lessons or some more books of real history not a cartoon buddy, and please dont create Justification for israeli occupation of Palestine, and the obvious and clear break of the international law by israel.. mate i beleive in JUSTICE and it says FREE PALESTINE...PEACE

  • @bigpapa262 Sorry bigpapa, I'm not here for political arguments, I'm just saying - The Gaza strip was formerly owned by egypt, until its occupation in 1967 by Israel, at which point the palestinians - already in a tense relationship with the egyptian goverment, were first annexed to Israel. Due to this tension between the palestinians and the egyptian goverment, Egypt did not even want Gaza back in the peace agreement signed later. Ever since then, Gaza has remained annexed to Israel.

  • @zarrock1989 So what?? You have the rigth to make a ghetto and at the kill´em all??

  • lolz sorry about that guys. i found out this: when the romans sacked jermuslum(sP) they took all the RICH ones away, they poor ones stayed and became christans, then the seljuk turks conquard the area they converterd to islam. becoming the palestinians of today.

  • Actually the Romans took everyone, except a few scholars that most lived as Jews until the Seljuk Turks(that came over a thousand years afterwards) conquered Jerusalem from the Byzantines, by then there were almost nor any Jews left in the area.

    But some of the people that refer to themselves as "Palestinians" are former Jewish descendants who were forced to convert to Islam to avoid paying extortion money(it is extortion money to say the least).

  • Great Video!

    Jews Rock!

  • 3 Minutes and 2 seconds of my life right down the drain. And I pity those retards who rated it 5, maybe everyone watching this video is Jew, that's why ?

  • EGYPTIONS always fuck jews :D and isrealy's

    lol

  • Get back to work you jewish wench!

  • the red headed jewish lady is quite pretty for a 2D animation...

  • you skin heads are such hypocrites. You say that the Jews lie and all that stuff while the stuff you say makes no sense

  • im a jew this vids funny

  • @bambinojbrynes  jew = liar

  • @bambinojbrynes diddo

  • Altough im jewish, i find it very funny :)

  • what do u have against jews!!!!!

  • Im a Jew and i dont take this video as a racism.

    If you didnt know every country has its own crude humor on tv shows and everything.

    Israel has it own too.

  • i'm jewish too and i think the holocaust was just about the worst thing ever If i can ever get a humiliating video of the germans i would i mean its not ALLL the germans faults some were nice like the war in israel when israel tries to bomb the others they go around anybody inicent with their control

  • i love reading arguements :D

  • Rule 34 applies to this clip as well.

  • Because palestinians were the jews who weren't sent to diaspora, only the elite class were.

    Btw, Judaism is very similliar to Sumarian religion, the place where Abraham came from so probably Hebrews came from there.

  • "i bet ther's something with that Moses guy" lol

  • hahahaha

  • red hair you dont know shit

  • this is so good. all the klichés are there, great voices too. perfect.

  • the ancient real jews are not the same as todays fake converts that rule the world.!

  • what the hell are you talking about?

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  • Sand is a politician not a historian. Most of the Jews in Israel are of Sephardic Origin, not Ashkenazic. The whole Khazar theory is ridiculous historical revisionism and expressed by non-Jews as a form of anti-Semitism and by Jews out of left wing ( usually socialist or communist ) political motivations.

  • Read the wikipedia entry on Sand. He's a Communist and uses his writing to try and justify his politcal views.

    By the way, I live in Jerusalem, am Sephardic, my wife is Sephardic ( Moroccan family from Rabat ) as is just about everyone else in my neighborhood of Kiryat HaYovel. 

    Sand is an idiot - but gets to keep his position because he has tenure. The only people who quote him are anti-Semites and other ignoramus fools.

  • In fact, he has been extensively refuted by numerous ( left-wing) Israeli Professors.

    See for example the refutation in the left wiing Haaretz newspaper by Prof. Israel Bartal , "Inventing an invention"

    I don't think I'm going to continue this discussion as arguing with a fool and obvious anti-Semite is a waste of my time.

  • So you say. :)

    I refute your claims. The only people to try and refute him, do so with personal attacks, like you are doing here. They have no arguments against his conclusions and besides, he didn;t add much to the recotrd which wasn;t already known, just the interesting observation that the Romans didn't do expulsions.

    I understand how you ideologues are not happy about the truth, but the truth doesn;t give a fuck what you want. The Palestinians are more truly the original chosen ones.

  • You fail in historical knowledge. There are two main kingdoms that were changed to Judiasm... one of which is based on the high amount of Ethiopian jews... the jews pre-dating the Holocaust in Europe were 1 of two Jewish groups, all formerly related to the 12 tribes with the last names passed down since... get this... Jerusalem. High amounts of conversion only started after WW2, and even then it isn't that common... more of the reverse. learn your shit next time.

  • exodus denial? (de-nile)

  • There is not evidence whatsoever that the jews were slaves in Egypt. BUUUUTTT.. there is evidence that egypcian workers were not slaves and that the egypcians even took care of their health problems.

  • You are right, but at the same time there is proof of a slave revolt that has parallels to the Passover story. Frankly, connecting religion to history leads to some major inconsistencies every time. Its healthier to separate... or be aethiest, either one works.

  • There is nothing at all which has any paralel to the passover story. The death of the first born in the entire land, would have managed to make it onto the records. There is no record of anything remotely like the story of Exodus and the events described in the Egyptisn record the sum total of which is known for the period in question.

  • The simple explanation is that the Bible, is largely a collection of myths and legends interwoven into actual historical events, which themselves are sometimes percived innacurately.

    In fact where the historical record is found to diverge from the religious one, a paralell for the myth exists in much older accounts of other religions.

  • Please search what you ware talking about before arguing exodus ideas... search pharaoh of the exodus on wiki and at least you'll get something (provided wiki is a shitty refference but hey... im lazy atm)

    The point is, there was an "exodus" of some sort of people that some scholars believe to be either slaves or bandits... as to biblical accuracy... in a course of two weeks, a rumor of a kiss can become a rumor of two people having an affair... think what can happen in 3000+ years.

  • your bible must be missing pages...

  • Actually, they recently found a tablet in the Sinai Peninsula that explains of strange happenings around the time that the Old Testament said the exodus happened. It talks about locusts, the livestock dying, etc. I'm not sure what it was called but i'm trying to do more research. You should try to find out more before you say something so radical

  • We have the entire Egyptian daily records for the time, and these are translated now. Even minor transactions were recorded and nothing remotely like the story of Exodus occurred. Most of the Pyramids were built not by slaves, they were built as public works projects in order to employ the Egyptian people. Jesus was not a Jew, the only tribe which could be called such, were the Judahites, and the only Judahite in the apostles was Judas. There were 12 tribes of Israel and I belong to one of them.

  • haha you're such an idiot. Judahite wasnt a tribe you idiot. And the Jews didnt build the pyramids as well moron. If you did you're research the Jews were forced to build the cities of Pitom and Ramses. DO you're fucking research before coming to these ridiculous conclusions

  • Why would the Egyptians put this embarrassing history in their records? lol :)

  • It is a Jew that made this cartoon it has NOTHING to do with HISTORY! Plus slaves never built the pyramids, they were paid labourers with medical attention. Plus the era believed that Mosis existed is not the same when the EGYPTIAN built the pyramids! And why the fuck is that Egyptian soldier WHITE?? I need u 2 try to think logically once in ur life time and stop watchin Jew media like this one

  • I was replying to a comment:

    "There is no record of anything remotely like the story of Exodus and the events described in the Egyptisn record" - RabbitNexus

    I never said anything about the Jews building the pyramids. I don't believe they did. But why would the Egyptians put the Exodus story in their records? It must have been a huge embarrassment to them. :)

  • Well thats because Egyptians are either Christian or Muslims, an both faith believe in the 10 comandments and the story of Mosis in the Koran and the Bible.

  • retard

  • i dont know.....kinda fucked up right

  • The Hyksos were not Jews. The Hyksos history in Egypt has ocassionally been tried to be applied to the Hebrew story but it doesn't work.

    I am not lazy, I am mentally a very switched on and wilful person, I do make the effort to establish the facts before speaking of them. The most important fact which eliminates the claims of Exodus are the Egyptian heiroglyphics.

  • By the way, the Sphinx was built so far back in antiquity that it predates all the bible stories. Ancestors of the original Israelites have been confirmed to be the Palestinians via archaeology and DNA testing.

    Professor Shlomo Sand of Tel Aviv university has written the best work to date on the subject. Hatred and fear of the truth, doesn't change it and the denials here are empty.

    Sad that a people are so ashamed of their own history they try to steal another's history as well as their land.

  • @RabbitNexus: "Ancestors of the original Israelites have been confirmed to be the Palestinians via archaeology and DNA testing."

    I can concur with that...................I just wish the Palestinians and the Israelis would just start letting their cooler-headed leaders prevail.........especially the Israelis.

  • the Jews and the Jewish Bible never stated that the Jews built the pyramids. It clearly states in the Bible that the Jews built two cities (Pitom and Ra'amses).

  • you kind of misstake pitom and raamses were the first two cities that we asked to built! but then we build more its writen just read the bible :D

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  • cuz the Israelites are white

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  • Some jews are withe, some are african, some are asian. Beacuase jews have in over 1000 years lived in manye placece on the earth, and mix with manye other people. But a 100% ethnik jew is not white, but people how only have a little jewish blood and is a emigrant from for exampel Russia are very often white if they have mix them selv with ethnik russians for many generations.

  • Most Jews in Israel are Sephardic, meaning either North African or Middle Eastern. For example my wife's family immigrated from Rabat in Morocco.

  • That is more rubbish, about half the Israeli Jews are Sephardic and most of the rest are Ashkenazim. What they mostly are not, is to any large degree semitic.

  • In israel, most of the jews are from arab countries and after that are ashkenazim.

  • @DOLKA95: Or at least most of the Ashkenazim............LOL.

  • what da fukkkk.! lmao good shit

  • Very good. Was this produced using flash animation?

  • Hey nice animation keep up the good work. I've started a few animations too.

  • haha i really like this video!!

  • these are great! good work stephen.

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