theres one part where vlad kills sasha, and you give him a shawl for an object you need to get off the ship but i forget which, the shawl you get from haderliz' girlfriend at the first class lounge lol have u guys done that its pretty cool, lol :P
The game portrayed the iceberg collision correctly, unlike the "Titanic" movie. The iceberg only scraped the entire side of the ship and never actually made any holes.
My theory (and I have no real engineering knowledge to back this up) is that it would've been such a heavy impact that it could've sent a shock down the ship that might've opened up holes all over the place (when you consider the shonky construction).
@BarryDennen12 thats indeed not bad. but after all it comes down to the fact that the first officer didnt know the distance, and no officer would try to run a ship into an iceberg without trying to avoid a collision
People tend to say that hitting it head on would've been better than bouncing off it the way they did. I happen to think it still would've made a hell of a mess.
@BarryDennen12 :/ you guys should make a video where you die on the titanic intentionally. one last thing: "All Jewels go right in the safe!' "You mean your pocket" >:) Purcer is freaking annoying
@joecool280 Technically, the Germans did sneak in Lenin and other communists in order to undermine the Czarist effort. They hated the communists as well, but they thought they would be too weak to pose a threat to the Central Powers and buy them time and troops to use against France.
For those of you who question as to whether you can avoid getting shot by Zeitel, know that you can.
Giving Zeitel the pen instead of the notebook provides a means for your escape. I would tell you how this is possible, but I don't want to spoil something Ian Flemingnish.
There is bad news however. Vlad regained his consciousness while you were on top of the stack. He won't kill you when you climb back down, but I should things are going to be just as difficult as if you had been shot.
the bit at 5:37 where you guys talked about if the ship had a head on it would sink. well if it did a head on, it was proven that it would have stayed afloat. just to let you know. :)
Far be it from me to say, but it seems like the inside of the 4th funnel would be a crappy place to store stuff in boxes. Guess the cargo hold was full. I can see it now--a passenger asks where his steamer trunk is.
Benjamin Guggenheim: Where's my trunk with all my nice clothes and my sack of erotic French magazines?
Purser: We put it up inside the smokestack for safekeeping.
Yeah! I wouldn't be surprised to have seen that in the game--where all the employees, from the snotty steward to the incompetent engineers, are trying to lose customers! Great walkthrough you guys did--I liked the one for Dust, too!
It does seem like Dust kinda drags on--I've never actually played it myself; there's probably no way my computer would run it anyway--I assume you're using MacIntosh if you can get the Titanic game to run so welll Cheers!
i remember getting trapped so many times trying to get to the top of the smokestack. it was so frustrating. i am surprised when you filmed that you did it in one shot.
The pocket is a portable safe so it's very great for valuables as long as you keep it zipped up or all your items risk falling out if you get jostled.
lol u guys r so funny I have this game. I cant wait to see. Vlads fight. Punch Balls Punch Balls. He would of went down to make his balls stop hurting.
Ya know I'm kinda curious..what if you gave Zeitel's pipe back to him instead of that pen? Bastard probably would take it and shoot you, and run down the smokestack like a little girl.
Vlad is doing almost a sissy fight. He doesn't really come up to you to attack, he just punches weakly, and lets you attack him. Why doesn't he just pull out the gun he had at the beginning of the game?
you make me laugh with your commentury. I always laugh when you say that Vlad is dancing when he attack him and the fact you just wave a Titanic model in front of the camera! LMAO.
This is such propaganda. Why would a German Nazi NOT want the czar to get the names of communists? Communists and Nazis hate each other. He'd want the czar to shoot them. This just fuels the bourgeoisie perception that communism = nazisim. Such lies!
The Nazi party didn't come about till after WWI; also, b/c the Czar was overthrown by the communists, they backed out of the war. If the Czar stayed in power, he'd have stayed another thorn in the side of the central powers.
I remember that if you did not put the fake necklace in the doll safe that Sasha would discover your theft and shoot you with a pistol. What did he say when you put the fake necklace in the doll safe?
Darn you! Maybe if you hadn't fixed the engine the Titanic won't have sank! Lol
BantVisco 4 months ago
These will forever be my favorite barrydennen videos. Besides the dubs of the actual movie. I still laugh when I watch the movie dub.
usmc12345678910 9 months ago
"Are you going to put out?" LOL! classic
bamaman84 11 months ago
4:17 ROTFL
valetz87 1 year ago
theres one part where vlad kills sasha, and you give him a shawl for an object you need to get off the ship but i forget which, the shawl you get from haderliz' girlfriend at the first class lounge lol have u guys done that its pretty cool, lol :P
87soxfan 1 year ago
The game portrayed the iceberg collision correctly, unlike the "Titanic" movie. The iceberg only scraped the entire side of the ship and never actually made any holes.
murdock283 1 year ago
Does anyone else wonder what the character does with his handbag (for lack of a better word) during the fight?
kanenkitten 1 year ago
@kanenkitten Throws it down like a hockey player throws his gloves down I assume lol
TOSportsFan1990 1 year ago
stupid serbian...fighting is for the british!
TheNybballer30js 1 year ago 3
It would depend the size of iceberg.
Titanic983 1 year ago
I've heard somewhere that maybe if the Titanic crashed head on, she would have capsized.
Titanic983 1 year ago
My theory (and I have no real engineering knowledge to back this up) is that it would've been such a heavy impact that it could've sent a shock down the ship that might've opened up holes all over the place (when you consider the shonky construction).
BarryDennen12 1 year ago
@BarryDennen12 thats indeed not bad. but after all it comes down to the fact that the first officer didnt know the distance, and no officer would try to run a ship into an iceberg without trying to avoid a collision
17011404 10 months ago
u guys said something about hitting the iceberg head on. And how the situation would be different. Is that true? And sorry for commenting so much
XandWacky 1 year ago
It's no problem!
People tend to say that hitting it head on would've been better than bouncing off it the way they did. I happen to think it still would've made a hell of a mess.
BarryDennen12 1 year ago
um BD12 at about 0:06 there was some laughter in the backround. Is that explainable?
XandWacky 1 year ago
2 1/2 years later? Not likely!
BarryDennen12 1 year ago 2
@BarryDennen12 :/ you guys should make a video where you die on the titanic intentionally. one last thing: "All Jewels go right in the safe!' "You mean your pocket" >:) Purcer is freaking annoying
XandWacky 1 year ago
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XandWacky 1 year ago
i play ur boat impression over and over again it sooo funny
Wulf96 1 year ago
The German guy says that Germany helped the revolutionaries, but the fascists hated the communists!
joecool280 1 year ago
@joecool280 Technically, the Germans did sneak in Lenin and other communists in order to undermine the Czarist effort. They hated the communists as well, but they thought they would be too weak to pose a threat to the Central Powers and buy them time and troops to use against France.
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
those fuckers use to pop outta nowhere! I could be leaving a room or walking down.
That Stewart would make a great zombie.
Josh350 1 year ago
what are you doing in my cabin
spanking teh monkey sir :P
zequelll 1 year ago
*punch* balls *punch* Balls *punch* BALLS!!!!!
repinshtrad 1 year ago
Aw man, if you had gassed him with the pen it's hilarious!
SirenaBlack 1 year ago
For those of you who question as to whether you can avoid getting shot by Zeitel, know that you can.
Giving Zeitel the pen instead of the notebook provides a means for your escape. I would tell you how this is possible, but I don't want to spoil something Ian Flemingnish.
There is bad news however. Vlad regained his consciousness while you were on top of the stack. He won't kill you when you climb back down, but I should things are going to be just as difficult as if you had been shot.
MrEniena 1 year ago
loooks like vlad is trying to hump his foot or somethimg lol
jparsons233 1 year ago
the bit at 5:37 where you guys talked about if the ship had a head on it would sink. well if it did a head on, it was proven that it would have stayed afloat. just to let you know. :)
craphunter 2 years ago 2
An iceburg! Zey''ve run into an iceburg ze IDIOTS!
gorillazgal 2 years ago 5
I am doing my really bad Schwarzenegger impression!
jooshiscrazy 2 years ago
Fight scene=Sega CD quality
jdolaktv 2 years ago
Air juggle his ass!
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
Far be it from me to say, but it seems like the inside of the 4th funnel would be a crappy place to store stuff in boxes. Guess the cargo hold was full. I can see it now--a passenger asks where his steamer trunk is.
Benjamin Guggenheim: Where's my trunk with all my nice clothes and my sack of erotic French magazines?
Purser: We put it up inside the smokestack for safekeeping.
Benjamin Guggenheim: You guys suck.
galoon 2 years ago 3
PURSER: Only I am allowed to look at the cargo manifest. (raises gun)
BarryDennen12 2 years ago
Yeah! I wouldn't be surprised to have seen that in the game--where all the employees, from the snotty steward to the incompetent engineers, are trying to lose customers! Great walkthrough you guys did--I liked the one for Dust, too!
galoon 2 years ago
I always felt Dust took way too long, but cheers!
BarryDennen12 2 years ago
It does seem like Dust kinda drags on--I've never actually played it myself; there's probably no way my computer would run it anyway--I assume you're using MacIntosh if you can get the Titanic game to run so welll Cheers!
galoon 2 years ago
@galoon Better dodge the bullet!
XandWacky 1 year ago
this was the only game to work on my windows 98 computer
redeye007 2 years ago
i remember getting trapped so many times trying to get to the top of the smokestack. it was so frustrating. i am surprised when you filmed that you did it in one shot.
TayDem2011 2 years ago
*punch* BALLS! *punch* BALLS!
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
or grab his hand and throw him off the smoke stack
mrmjfan101 2 years ago 4
You'd think so, but that would be too easy. lol
sdude456 2 years ago
Yes All Jewels Go Right in the safe
you mean your pocket xD
Warrior081 2 years ago 3
lol 4:13
Sammyy46 2 years ago
The pocket is a portable safe so it's very great for valuables as long as you keep it zipped up or all your items risk falling out if you get jostled.
heatblizzard 2 years ago
if u keep watching when zitel tries to shoot u he says you have to ask yourself a question...do u feel lucky? well do ya punk
ThePaperCreator 2 years ago
lol in the engine room
"thanks man"
dilated125 2 years ago 2
You know you could just get out of Sasha's cabin with the map? xD
BrianGriffin66 3 years ago
he could of but its funnier the other way
mrmjfan101 2 years ago
can you fix my engines!!!???
Admit599 3 years ago 2
i think you had a lot of fun filming this :D
jktlm 3 years ago
We did, we did!
BarryDennen12 3 years ago
lol u guys r so funny I have this game. I cant wait to see. Vlads fight. Punch Balls Punch Balls. He would of went down to make his balls stop hurting.
PinataPal44 3 years ago 3
Can u watch the titanic hit the iceburg?
Rocky54167 3 years ago
Ya know I'm kinda curious..what if you gave Zeitel's pipe back to him instead of that pen? Bastard probably would take it and shoot you, and run down the smokestack like a little girl.
NMSherwin 3 years ago 3
Also, what is with Zeitel and displaying his gun? He waves it in the air, and points it at the sky, like he is deliberately showing you the side.
"Zis gun vas hand-crapheted in Germany, and is vors fife huntret sousand British pounds.
turkishvan11 3 years ago 4
"Zeeing as zees eez a .44 magnum...."
Tareltonlives 3 years ago
The only thing worse than a murderer, is a murderer who brags about his weapon. XD
Gasoline85 3 years ago
LMAO I LUV THE FIGHT SEEN LOL BALLS!
a4o31 3 years ago
you should have used the poison pen on the german dude
dking987 3 years ago
"BALLS! *punch* BALLS! *punch*"
I would just use that enormous pipe of Zeitel's, personally.
MainHeretic 3 years ago 17
If you're a secret agent you should have a metal spike that unfolds from your shoe. That would end your fight with Vlad pretty quickly!
Jamestownwill 3 years ago 3
Nothing feels more satisfying in this game than beating Vlad to a pulp!
RPGFreak90 3 years ago
Vlad is doing almost a sissy fight. He doesn't really come up to you to attack, he just punches weakly, and lets you attack him. Why doesn't he just pull out the gun he had at the beginning of the game?
turkishvan11 3 years ago 2
you make me laugh with your commentury. I always laugh when you say that Vlad is dancing when he attack him and the fact you just wave a Titanic model in front of the camera! LMAO.
NuttyGirlGeorgie 3 years ago
lol
AerialRcoet 3 years ago
Very funny way of how to fight a stowaway! Scotty and David strike again! XD
GreatWestern175 3 years ago
aaaaaaa XDbuahah
bumblebeemarcos 3 years ago
Hello, I have a beating written out for Vlad.
"For Vlad?"
harrypotato 3 years ago 3
He's on board? *kick* BALLS!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 5
Poor Vlad; He no longer has balls. :(
chides87 3 years ago 16
i wonder if carlson sold them on ebay
ryjo911 3 years ago
You can also give him the exploding ink pen, but then Vlad kicks your ass instead.
freespeachrulez 3 years ago 3
Sasha Barbicon, 'What are you doing in my cabin?'
Me, 'I was having a wank Sasha you pervert wanna watch.'
puttheblame 3 years ago
lol that boat you guys got!
nichlsonstu 3 years ago
This is such propaganda. Why would a German Nazi NOT want the czar to get the names of communists? Communists and Nazis hate each other. He'd want the czar to shoot them. This just fuels the bourgeoisie perception that communism = nazisim. Such lies!
AndrewGal 3 years ago 2
I failed Year 12 History but I STILL knew enough about Russia in 1912 to know that this story thread was total bullshit :)
BarryDennen12 3 years ago
what u talking about there wasnt no such thing as nazism back then.
cpj93070 3 years ago
Not sure who mentioned Nazis,
but the game does talk about them at the end of the game (depending on how you change history 'n' all that).
BarryDennen12 3 years ago
The Nazi party didn't come about till after WWI; also, b/c the Czar was overthrown by the communists, they backed out of the war. If the Czar stayed in power, he'd have stayed another thorn in the side of the central powers.
darkjediMIK 2 years ago
4:51 LOLL
johnbeyer 3 years ago
fighting Vlad was my faverit part
makosharkman 3 years ago
I remember that if you did not put the fake necklace in the doll safe that Sasha would discover your theft and shoot you with a pistol. What did he say when you put the fake necklace in the doll safe?
michaelisbell 3 years ago
You obviously aren't watching. Because thats what BarryDennen12 just did in the video.
kornhol1 3 years ago
i dont think so...cause i did it and he never shot me...does he sneak up on u and shoot u when ur not looking? cause he never did it to me...
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
It has been a long time since I last played this game so I don't remember exactly. Maybe you should try it and see for yourself.
michaelisbell 3 years ago
Ok but if he sneaks up onme im gonna FREAK!
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
Ive been playing this game since it came out, I think ive played it before to know...
kornhol1 3 years ago
Ohh i freak he did it to me this time! i was like WHAT!?!?! AHHHHHH
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
did you finish the game when you last played it
makosharkman 3 years ago
I gave colnel the gas pen
XD it was piss hilarious, he just went "what is this? a pen? AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!"
Benjowith91fries 3 years ago 2
you can just use the map to jump from the cabin thats what i did lol
BrianGriffin66 3 years ago
"Are you going to put out?"
LOL!!!!
bamaman84 3 years ago
Fucking hilarious, brings tears my eyes. The endless cycle of pain. Classic!
Tafferal 3 years ago
love this game
seanhewitt1 4 years ago
Holy crap! I didn't even know you could beat Vlad Demonic before this! I must the worst player in the history of this game, lol.
pentellect 4 years ago
Honest to God, and I know this is gross, but I want to fuck Penny Pringle's tits.
BarryDennen12 4 years ago
she's hot...
quick!rule 34 on Penny Pringle
hihaoden 4 years ago 3
OH BABY!!
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago 3
Don't forget the chick from D-19. It didn't stop you for putting the finger you know where.
TWZ95 4 years ago
Dude thats not gross shes hot as fuck man!
lafleursucks 4 years ago 7
the endless cycle of pain ROTFLMAO
hihaoden 4 years ago 2
BALLS *punch* BALLS
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago
i like it when titanic goes past the screen when the guy is talking!
SesshomiRose 4 years ago
"'ELLO can you fix my engines?"
NMSherwin 4 years ago 2
An oicebourg, it ran in to an OICEBOURG!
Ukrainerocks 4 years ago 7
Those IDEEOTS!
Tareltonlives 4 years ago 6
THE. NOTE. BOOK. NOW.
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago 7
LMFAO!! I love repeating that....
sailormoonfandubber 3 years ago
whats the bad ending
mazzwillrocu 4 years ago
I'm working on those right now, actually!
BarryDennen12 4 years ago
i would love to see it this is funny
mazzwillrocu 4 years ago
how many times have you played this game
makosharkman 3 years ago
I don't remember.
michaelisbell 3 years ago
what wasm your faverit part
makosharkman 3 years ago
ive played it my WHOLE LIFE!
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
your whole life evan to this day i played it whole year
makosharkman 3 years ago
yeah i started playing it when i was 6.
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
and you still do cool
makosharkman 3 years ago
yeap
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
have you completed it yet
makosharkman 3 years ago
yes like when i was 6:D
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
and it looks like you cant rezist
makosharkman 3 years ago
yeap:D
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
what was your faverit thing on the game
makosharkman 3 years ago
The backround music, The graphics,And the game:D
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
who is your faverit Chracter
makosharkman 3 years ago
Mine is penny pringle.
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
she is mine to and so is Georga bacause she is hot
makosharkman 3 years ago
yes. what is your favourite part in the game?
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
when im trying to get the real diamonds from Sasch room and fighting Vlad and eaves troping on Sasha and Ziedal and jousting with Willie
makosharkman 3 years ago
yeah i like fighting vlad best!
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
i cant remember if i ask you complet the Game
makosharkman 3 years ago
Yeah u did and i said yes when i was 6:D
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
what do you mean by 6:D
makosharkman 3 years ago
i beat it when i was 6 years old:D
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
Really was it easy how did you beatit the same way the guys on this game beat it
makosharkman 3 years ago
well i just did it on my own.
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
was it easy
makosharkman 3 years ago
yes it was.
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
how did you finish it
makosharkman 3 years ago
well thats kinda hard, i did the tasks, and the sinking.
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
and its hard to keep up isn't it
makosharkman 3 years ago
yes!
007JaMeS0BoNd007 3 years ago
i completly understand
makosharkman 3 years ago
dang u make me feel great:D
ryjo911 3 years ago
stupid zeitel
windowtech2000 3 years ago
I hope he went down with the ship.
makosharkman 3 years ago 2
DEY VOULD KEEL DEM!
EnronD 4 years ago 4
Colonel Zeitel!
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago
1 time i DID NOT put the fake necklace in the doll and Sasha didn't return when i left.
mman597 4 years ago
i just keep both necklaces and when i take the authentic i jump to c-deck
ryjo911 3 years ago
"all jewels go right in the safe!"
"...u mean your pocket?" LOL
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago
You are so Hilarious!
Sammyoak 4 years ago
how do you beat vlad in the fight?
BandOnTheRun87 4 years ago
Well, we sort of made the video so that people would know the easy way of doing it.
Unless you were asking Sammyoak how they did it personally, in which case... carry on!
BarryDennen12 4 years ago
endless cycle of pain lmfao
JANGOMANGO123456 4 years ago
Your titanic has only 3 funnels, the real one had 4 lol
AngelusaRequiem 4 years ago
... I dropped it :)
BarryDennen12 4 years ago
"Are you going to put out?"
I can't believe kicking somebody in the balls is a gameplay feature in this thing
Tareltonlives 4 years ago
BALLS!
punch
BALLS!
punch
BALLS!
punch
Hilarious stuff!
ChristheXelent 4 years ago 4
look at my pointy foot!
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago 3