@kalipate I think you all need brass pebbles delivered express from the barrel of my Sr9. How is that i leave a good comment, and it is flagged, and im being called gay?
@richie2nice i ddnt flag ur comment if thats what u r thinking, forrealz, and i called u gaay caus i have to call some one gaay every day for me to feel good, im sorry if i hurt your feelings but you are just gaay :)
Princess Diana and Mother Teresa are up in heaven. Mother Teresa is upset that after all the good she's done, Diana has a bigger halo than she does. She complains to everyone but people refuse to say why Diana has a bigger halo than Mother Teresa. Teresa asked Jesus and he wouldn't answer. She asked the Virgin Mary and she refused to say anything. She finally went to God and asked why Diana has a bigger halo than Mother Teresa? God saya to her, "That's not a halo, it's the steering wheel!"
A pedophile and a little girl are walking through the woods at night. The little girl says "Oh, this is so scary!" The pedophile says "You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone!"
What was the last thing to go through princess Dianna's mind? The steering column!
Hope you like that, last time I told that in public I almost got beat by a gang of sensitive video game nerds lol.
oldannyboy37 3 months ago
Why does my cum smell of bleach ?
Keeps your mothers hair from stinkin the place up.
PoniesThatBite 3 months ago
Q: how do you know if your room mate is gay?
A: his Dick taste like shit.
kd0afk 5 months ago
Which pixel is the joke?
mikesci91 8 months ago
Why did the Jews house get destroyed by termites ? ......... They did not call the exterminators .
Andy4315 1 year ago
What's AL Qaeda's favorite football team? NY Jets
ViperRob42 1 year ago 3
@ViperRob42 Osama just got signed. Hes working as a towel boy.
hahayoudied123 11 months ago
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they are ugly and they stink.
thompson8305 1 year ago
@thompson8305 a doctor told this joke yesterday, it was funny, he's a jew
mercyascot1230 3 weeks ago
Q: What Does The KKK and Nikes Have in Common
A:They Both Make Black People Run
enemy90 1 year ago
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: He's black
larrythedolphin 2 years ago 4
The Great Otto and George.
lilyipper 2 years ago
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 1000. 4 in the car, the rest in the ash tray.
ProtestTheJosh 2 years ago 2
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thats not funny bro- at all. im not jewish but still- have respect for the human race guy.
richie2nice 2 years ago
@richie2nice you are just gaay
kalipate 4 months ago
@kalipate I think you all need brass pebbles delivered express from the barrel of my Sr9. How is that i leave a good comment, and it is flagged, and im being called gay?
richie2nice 4 months ago
@richie2nice i ddnt flag ur comment if thats what u r thinking, forrealz, and i called u gaay caus i have to call some one gaay every day for me to feel good, im sorry if i hurt your feelings but you are just gaay :)
kalipate 4 months ago
Why does the blind chick have a bruise on her belly button?
Cause her boyfriend is blind too!
Tito1701 2 years ago
As a whinging pop, I am glad to see that Ozzy's still know some good jokes. We could do with some of that here in pepper land
nailkaren 2 years ago
Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them!
frankeeirish04 2 years ago 3
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KingDekar 2 years ago
Princess Diana and Mother Teresa are up in heaven. Mother Teresa is upset that after all the good she's done, Diana has a bigger halo than she does. She complains to everyone but people refuse to say why Diana has a bigger halo than Mother Teresa. Teresa asked Jesus and he wouldn't answer. She asked the Virgin Mary and she refused to say anything. She finally went to God and asked why Diana has a bigger halo than Mother Teresa? God saya to her, "That's not a halo, it's the steering wheel!"
Tito1701 2 years ago 2
Q: Why did Adolf Hitler take his own life?
A: He saw the gas bill.
SupaBriMan26 2 years ago
Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
A: Gang Rape
Got ya all beat.
MattBronsil 2 years ago 20
Q: Whats the difference between a box of dead babies and a ferrari?
A: I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
SomeNewKid11 2 years ago
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
A: I can't eat a ferrari.
PocketJaces 2 years ago
Q:Whats worse than 7 babys in 1 garbage can?
A:1 baby in 7 garbage cans.
joizzy87 2 years ago
Q. What do you do with a one legged dog?
A.Take it for a drag.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q. How do you know when a redneck is on her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago 8
Q. What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q. Why did Michael Jackson quit the Cub Scouts?
A. He was up to a pack a day.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q: Did you hear McDonalds is doing a Micheal Jackson meal special, in honor of his death?
A: 50 year old meat, between 8 year old buns.
SupaBriMan26 2 years ago 3
Q. What is easier to unload. A truck load of bricks or a truck load of dead babys?
A. The babies. You can't unload a truck load of bricks with a pitchfork.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q. Did you hear the one about the black boy that grew up in the ghetto?
A. His family was dirt poor and he never amounted to anything.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q. Did you hear the one about the guy who got laid off after 30 years with the same company?
A. His wife left him and he killed himself.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
Q. Did you hear the one about the woman whose husband beat her?
A. One night he drank too much and killed her.
MasterPervy123 3 years ago
A pedophile and a little girl are walking through the woods at night. The little girl says "Oh, this is so scary!" The pedophile says "You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone!"
MasterPervy123 3 years ago 2
NIGGER
mp4401 3 years ago
That was great, but I love his "Pope crossword puzzle" joke better.
richmwill 3 years ago
funny
viperig 4 years ago
awesome
jimbob1178 4 years ago