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  • Are you going my way on the carrot highway?

  • Indeed!

  • i love this you're all serious :D

  • 0:47 looked painful.

  • I have a hard head!

  • whats that vegetable? oh oh that's no vegetable ladie thats my

    TO BE CONTINUED...

  • cooking will never be the same again

  • carrot¿ why.......?

  • I will never look at a carrot in the same way again! Your great and u give vegetables a new meaning!

  • There was me, that is Elise, and my three droogs....

  • Every time I hear that opening music on your veg videos now it reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

    Please make an homage, now :D

  • brilliant!

  • hahah that was awesome

  • Well may not be a produtive comment, but ur hot... :D

  • i love raw carrots. I had no idea they were invented by albert einstien, though... well he was a genius, so that exaplains his ability to make a vegetable that looks a different color than it really is. Or maybe he just made everyone's eyes so if they looked at carrots they would look orange instead of red. He could've put something in the water lines.. he's starting to sound more like a mad scientist than anything else

  • LMAO!!!

    thats sooo funny!

    =]

  • Vegetable Of The Day:: Carrot.

    WTF

  • I scrub my carrots and eat them raw.

    Purple heirloom carrots are especial treat!

  • lmao i was waiting for u to say "wots up doc" but u never its prob best u never as it best to keep ur public wanting hehe

  • hehe, this is the funniest of the vegetable series, I think. Did you mean to hit yourself in the face with the carrot? It adds a bit of mystery anyhow.

  • You should expand your range to other items you would find in the pantry, brown sauce for instance has a rich history steeped in bloodshed. I would look it up myself but I wouldn't trust it to be as factually correct as your account. Have you thought of submitting the vegetable series to Wikipedia?

  • This is a fake. I've seen diamond rings in jewellers and no way will this carat make a diamond ring. You were conned when your boyfriend gave you this. Dump him NOW (unless you already have)!

  • You SHOULD smile a bit, well, at least once per video you do on this!

    Good facts in there. 5 stars and this is the 100th comment! Yay!

  • Is the HP sause bottle still on top of your fridge? I see you left it out of this film... I think it adds a little mystery....

  • It wasn't mine - it was Anna Black's. In the bin now! Never eaten brown sauce, myself.

  • I think I like you, I have no idea why, but I do.

  • I absolutely loved this video.

  • lol the carrots nearlly hit u in the face lol

  • ahhh... carroths, the perfect assins tool.. so innocent, yet so deadly ;)

  • What would be funny if you choked on a carrot!!!!!

  • i honestly dont think that there is much scientific basis to many of your claims

  • You think?

  • eeeeww u ate a killer carrot!!

  • Forget the Triffids, death by carrot!!

  • Okay so how many carrots do I have to eat to kill myself?

    What a healthy death

  • You don't absolutely have to eat any carrots to kill yourself. Provided you have access to a loaded firearm or sharp knife.

    Healthy suicide does sound like a good idea, theoretically the healthy suicides might live on average several years longer than the reckless ones.

  • i am sure it is really carrots that are fruit not vegetable....or is that beetroot...which reminds me elise how about some facts on beetroot...now that is a proper fruit/vegetable..someone help me... please

  • carrots used to be puple. they were never orange until some queen thought it'd be funny for micheal jackson and bugs bunny to put it up their asses. though orange suited asses more than purple. so thus it was changed to orange by albert einstien while inventing atoms the size of hirosima. ( i have no clue what im talking about)

  • Carrots are the King of Vegetables. Well, actually, they are more of a court jester. The King of Vegetables is the aubergine, which is having an illicit affair with a shitaki mushroom. So far, this is the only vegetable you've informed us about that I actually like. In fact, it's pretty much the only foodstuff I eat.

  • werent carrots originaly purple

  • Interesting. Barry Vat

  • LOL. You accidently smacked yourself in the face with a carrot at the end. Some funny stuff.

  • i love all you veggie videos and your random ramblings tis very good when there is nothing to do at... what... about 2:15 am in the morn when sleep is of no interest lol and yeah the Edinburgh who ha have fun if you've not done it i don't think you can have though cause the festival aint been yet i don't think though i shll find out whatever this comment tis taking forever so i'll shut up and leave you to your good good work

  • Traditional breeding colours of carrots were white and purple. Srsly gais! Parnips are from the same family but they aren't white carrots... Carrots used to be white... oh, those were the days before any nuclear involvement.

  • I like carrots, in fact all the vegetables you featured so far i have liked. Please make more!!!

  • Excellent carrot hat :)

  • apple cart ur wrong they used to be purple :]

  • carrots where actually white, Human intervention and cross polination? resulted in the orange carrot today as we know it. :o)

  • White carrots are called parsnips. ;)

  • what is wrong with you woman ? and why ?

  • again, loved it. did you know carrots used to be white or purple-ish but holland cultivated them to be orange to go with their national colour? i honestly arent lying, check.... if you really can be bothered that is...

  • I heard it was to celebrate willam of orange doing something, i think that it was taking over england, or was it to with that frenc king (louis XIV?)

  • Just found these videos and having been able to stop lawling since :) They're fantastic, keep up the great work =D

  • >.> - try inserting 'haven't' in there XD

  • I was just thinking, while loading the dishwasher, how I sort of miss doing dishes the old way; with Clams and a metronome. Those were heady times.

    In any case, certainly an interesting coincidence and a kindred spirit.

  • Ah yes, the good old days.

  • Seriously, half the time I don't get much of your videos but I still love them. Quite funny, keep on the silly work ;)

  • Thanks very much - I will endeavour to carry on with it!

  • srf2214,22072007. I enjoyed this very much,. thank you.

    hannahHM2215dgz

  • Good show, Elise. It was penultimately grand!

  • Why do they say carrots are good for your eye sight? I loved them as a kid and still do, but with failing vision , I had to get lasik surgery in both eyes. Hmm myth I think!

  • Carrots are high in vitamin A which your eyes need

  • Might I add, the Carrot's cousin, the Parsnip, has been used as a fungus magnet, a writing implement, a lunar landing craft and in the celebration of successful hemorrhoid operations since the Late Middle Ages.

  • enjoyed this... not sure why... but carrots are evil.

  • Wow, that is a funny video. Carrot funny.

  • as is evident from the last few seconds of your vid, carrots can be unpredictable and dangerous, especially in large numbers. one on one, if properly trained, i hear they make excellent pets. working carrots help the blind in many countries!

  • wonder if this is where explosive diarrhea comes from? (sorry, have been watching too much south park obviously)

  • i looked up carrots on wikipedia and it turns out everything you said is true.

  • Mais oui, certainment!

  • forgot to say, adam an eve were thrown out the Garden of eden for eating the forbidden veg, the carrot!

  • I love it! Another fantastic what's that vegetable. Great that you ate it this time, too - a pleasing snap.

  • wasn't einstein, was Leonardo and Dan Brown's original idea for his bestseller was the Da Vinci Carrot, based on the fact that in sancrito the Holy Grail, means the Holy Carrot or Grrtlh. That's why Dan Brown describes the holy grail with a conical shape \/.

  • Ah yes, you've fallen for the old "Carrot Conspiracy Code", haven't you. It's not canon! There are reams of evidence against the theory - in the late 1990s Uri Gellar and James Randi worked together (in an unprecedented move) to discredit the rumours.

  • yes the famous unbendable carrot, Uri stated (and the matrix kid agreed) that there is no carrot, it is not the veggie that bends, it is only your bloody self..

  • i heard carrots use to be purple.

    nice video

  • I think carrots are really sweet.........

  • Carrots! I love carrots! ^_^

  • I saw that, it went for you...I always knew they wnere dangerous vegetables

  • best one so far!  well done!

  • 4 honors. go you ! ! ! wooooo

    p.s. loved the vid

  • Mmm my favourite! One of your best veggie vid's too. Bye for now!  .Peter.D.Marsay.

  • Everything you wanted to know about the carrot but were afraid to ask.

  • Brava! Brava!

  • What´s up , doc? -->Bugs Bunny + carrot= humour---> good comment

  • Ah-ha! I now know the final component needed for my nuclear devices. World domination is mine at last! Muhahahahaha.

  • Yea, another one!

  • Oh, don't forget the use of carrots in the jewelry industry! What bride would be happy without 24 carrots dangling from her finger? :P

  • Why do you look so emo?

    When you cut your veggies do you also like to 'accidentally' slip the knife and slit your wrist?

  • Go deep fry your head.

  • probably your best veggie video. carrots rule (literally so in one Chinese village where they elected a carrot to be mayor).

  • awesome..... 5 out of 5.

    Carrot is my favourite vegetable of all time :)

    Pity you have to stop making these wonderful videos, though. Thanks very much Elise.

  • I am starting to feel that I shall never eat vegetables again. What will happen to my liver (which runs solely off vegetables, of course.)?

  • This is such an excellent informative video. 5 stars.

  • The greens are almost a 'Carrot Wig'! Until inverted, then 'Carrot Weapon'!

    Haven't heard fission said in a long time, the power of the sun, ah carrots, that's it! (she is genius, ya know). Great video, as always!!!

  • Apparently Elizabethan gentlewomen used to use the green bits to decorate their hair. This is true. The true sort of true.

  • I'm into the bits of greens and Elizabethan gentlewomen thing, can you remember "cornflowers, nothing more becoming to a lady", from something about a view.

  • Oh goodness, I have turned into the girl who cried carrot, now!

  • Though, crying carrot, may be a bit safer than the traditional metaphor and have softer ramifications, like humor!

  • It's gotten to the point where all you have to do is hold up a vegetable to the tune of Bach's BBC 4, and I start laughing.

  • Music can be very evocative.

  • Nice to see a new vegedable video I didn't think you were going to make anymore!

  • I have the footage for this and one on peppers and that's probably it.

  • You should be much more careful handling carrots in the future - carrots are very dangerous, you yourself admitted they are integral to the atomic bomb. Think of the radiation!

  • Think of the Americans!

  • Yes, you should be very careful handling Americans

  • wow i never new that they were magenta thats so weird, thanks :)

  • If you research carrots you will find some very odd true things about them that are not in the video. It's a very bizarre vegetable and I probably didn't really need to make things up this time.

  • Make things up? Explain please?

  • (pretend I never said anything!)

  • Don't worry, you were understood about that.

    Happy Wednesday!

  • You mean to say that you've been making things up? I'm shocked Elise!

    Peter

  • I think she MEANT to say she didn't need to wear MAKE-UP in this video, thanks to the bright orange from the carrots

  • I was referring to her text comment about making facts up.

    Do try to keep up 8-)

    Peter

  • Yes, that's it, that's exactly it!

  • I know, don't you just hate it when people don't pay attention.

    And he shouted at me as well! And I'm a sensitive soul too.

    Peter 8-)

  • IF you are implying that my two capitalised words amounted to internet-shouting, I would have you know that I used capitals in lieu of italics or underlining, which I don't find available in these comment spaces.

    If NOT, please disregard THIS comment.

  • I do apologise. So out of interest are you using capitals in this response to shout or in lieu of underlining or italics?

  • It might be better exercise for you if I don't tell you the answer and let you figure it out for yourself.

    HOWEVER, just this once, I will demonstrate how my previous response would look if I WERE indeed attempting to shout select words (most alleged shouters merely have Caps-Lock on). See next reply:

  • If you are IMPLYING that my TWO capitalised words amounted to "internet-SHOUTING", I would have you KNOW that I used CAPITALS in lieu of ITALICS or UNDERLINING, which I don't find AVAILABLE in these EXPLETIVE comment spaces.

    If not, please don't aim that CARROT in my direction!

  • A great source of orange food coloring -- I keep finding it on my hands. Have you tried carrots in you bread recipes?

  • No - I used to love carrot cake when I could eat wheat as well - I should try making some with the gluten-free flour. Thanks.

  • yay

  • Hehehe, when u hold up the bunch of carrots u look like Sideshow Bob!

  • Brilliant.

  • They have a thing about that colour.

  • Carrots, hmmm, two "t"s are so much more satisfying.

  • Rabitts like to eat carrotts

  • Did you know the Dutch made carrotts orange? They were a white root before.

  • Some sort of patriotic act, I shouldn't wonder!

  • i lovveeeee yoooouu!!

  • madness

  • stuff i never knew.

  • They leave so much out of the history books.

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