Desperate Virgins || 1*5 || HQ

[mescum89]

i lost my virginity when i was 14 totaly drunk with my girlfriend at a party..it was fun..i guess^^

[raboesperto]

this is surprising because british girls are tarts...

[RalphMuskinyaar]

This is pretty sad

[100cjkennedy]

I want to go on a horse and buggy ride.

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

I never had any problems with girls, but since I broke up with my gf in 2007 I haven't got laid. it's very depressing and frustrating. I have propositioned girls but I livein a catholic country and they are not as easy as uk or us girls..

[Oddity00]

@VengeanceIsMineBitch Sounds like a great reason to move.

[ekscholl]

Alan needs Viagra

[bealtespip123]

I think every guy's number one priority in his adolescence is to get laid.

[bigbanana383]

@bealtespip123 totally agree

[SkyF0X9]

If I were one of these guys I would talk to EVERY woman on the street until I hit the jackpot.

That would actually take much less courage than going on fucking television humiliating yourself.

[gary031183]

My heart goes out to them! Good luck!

[Comment276]

Wtf?

[GrandDeadNoire]

13 and not a virgin but i don't boast like a cunt

[cujagu]

@GrandDeadNoire You just did

[mikesomething]

@GrandDeadNoire only a virgin would say they werent a virgin on youtube 

[NickLove333]

Thumbs up if your a virgin

[stuntman45666]

big deal I WANT SEX but i dont want at the same time :/ im 18 im a virgin NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yssssm]

This Documentary "literally" made me cry!

it's so sad to see all this Loneliness!

[DaSurge26]

Cant the guys just get hookers?

[BeTheBe5t]

@DaSurge26 well if one guy got paralised by kissing a girl.. i duobt he would hire a hooker because they probably have more shit in them...

[stopthesoftkill]

how can it be that scary.. just go to a bar, get completely hammered and go home with some half decent looking skank. Problem solved.

[harbeh]

@2:02 That's what virginity does to you. jkjk

[wahhagoogoo]

Thats pretty weird.. Making you're own porn movies when you dont even have sex with the girls...

[shawnlocke]

why dont they just them all up in a room together with a bottle of rum

[illuminatibetrippin]

why am i watching this...

[alanaswiss1]

it's his voice... it's not sexually appealing at all

[JonaBay]

I didnt know there was such thing as a kissing disease D:

[kiranrambocus87]

@JonaBay it doesnt it`s just a excuse

[Normpercy]

she needs the cripler...

[SuperBenzid]

@Normpercy n1 lol

[padla4]

first girl looks have no curves. except her fake breast. disguisting

[dnaisinmybody]

@padla4 Great! If she sees this she's going to die a virgin lol

[padla4]

@dnaisinmybody lol first girl he is taking photo of

[padla4]

43 looks like 63.......hm wonder why she is still virgin

[dannielpreto]

Waif you can get paralyzed from kissing?

[yokkk1107]

@dannielpreto yeah what the fuck is that all about

[afro20man]

@dannielpreto I believe it is only in very serious and rare cases of glandular fever...typically its just a nasty cold that takes awhile to resolve

[TheFinlandnator]

Glandular fever aka mononucleosis? I got it at the age of 15 and I felt like if I was going to die since it lasted for weeks and the symptoms included a one damn crazy-high fever. Almost as bad as kawasaki.

[kokomowaslos]

P.U.A !!!!! that should do the job ;)

[FantasticDan1000]

@kokomowaslos haha perhaps a bit of mystery method! :P

[TheFlowerShield]

Couldn't they just hook up the 2 guys with the girl?

[Ringo84]

"What if you reach your late 20s....and you're still a virgin?"

What if you are? So what?

[matteadc]

poor guy! what a bad start

[Bettyjane1204]

4:08 Of course They just have to emphasis on that scene x D

[Ps3rusgangster3]

and  we have a missfire this is some sad shit.......good luck to all the virgins just go out there get drunk and just dont think bout anything and ul get laid

[reiseRi]

to lose virginity before 50... hahahhaha are you kidding me :D hahahha

[physicalKinetics]

this is the most depressing sh*t ever

[REALCITYbred]

yall put too much into sex lol

[didier350]

"Nothing seems to work for me, and I don't know why..." LOL!!!

[didier350]

Gross!

[12hat12]

this made me sad 

[BILLY10602]

holy sheep shit totaly parilized from kissing!

[blackcawkdown]

the ROCKET!!!! omg ROFL

[TheYakkyman]

LOL no wonder he can't get laid...counts down his own rocket like mission control, declares it a misfire, then it goes.

[122172639]

I don't think it's possible to make a documentary involving sex, nude models, even, escorts, and learning to use vibrators more boring than this has managed to be... I mean, I've been more intrigued by videos of ants protecting aphids from ladybugs than this woman manages to be. I realize it's not supposed to be porn, but Louis Theroux could at least draw something out of the characters that isn't 300x more sterile than a catheter kit. Actually, Louis'd probably get em laid in a few days!

[ghostofkenny]

Perfect groovy jazz bassline score to follow someone who's just revealed that he got paralyzed because he kissed a girl. Well done, music director. Really captured the moment there. Perhaps we can get a vuvuzela at a funeral next. Actually that'd probably work.

[vetromaster]

@ghostofkenny

C:D Got to try this, vuvuzela at a funeral,ahaha

[vetromaster]

Mike looks a lot older than 29, or maybe I'm used to younger looking people...

[dekubaner]

i dont think it is the fact that they are ugly, as someone pointed out below. we all see very ugly people out there that score and many score often...as a whole, i think it is more the shyness/fear/lack of confidence....

[MrRobWhite]

you can see why these people are virgins! they're fucking ugly as fuck!!

[lokom123]

I feel sorry for this guy with the french kiss :(

[mardukgoose]

That poor woman. Christian dogma has ruined her sexually.

[Godxela18]

4chan the movie

[theperceptivereality]

@Godxela18 LOL

[robbassbass]

jesus christ that disabled guy is creeeeeeepy

[martinithechobit]

@robbassbass lol ya it is but lol getting crippled for life because of a kiss from a gir. that is going to mess up a man.

[robbassbass]

@martinithechobit that's true. But just listening to him say 'oh you have lovely breasts', sounds so twisted. Surprised he doesn't jump up and try and rape them.

[martinithechobit]

@robbassbass lol ya its messed up everything'

[magicshroomleaf]

@robbassbass He's not creepy at all...

[FlawdaFootball]

How do people open up their lives like this on national television? Is their desire for 15 min of fame so high? Mind blowing

[n11lc2]

@FlawdaFootball money

[junkrat1]

how do you get paralised by glandular fever?

[16bigred]

get them to fuck each other duh

[DepsOne]

only in britain

[Maneater1984]

OMG poor Alan O_O

[jihadpizza]

theyre putting the pussy on a pedestal.

[2edsajdmsa]

Agree, would have loved Louis Teroux to do this instead.

[psychologie10]

The 29 year old looks a tad like Prince Frederik of denmark, doesn't he?

[thatswhatshesaid1984]

get real. Real sex last for only 10minutes lol

[Jubei45]

This is comedy, not a documentary

[paolotagliano]

oh mann!!!! that alan guy is so fucking unlucky! his first snog and it paralyses him!!

[LorentJovet]

He's got the money to pay for private modeling sessions, and 8 hookers but he can't buy Viagra or natural erectile dysfunction medications (5 quid will get you a month of daily rock hard erections !) ???

[pedinoway2]

hold on hold on, kissing can make you crippled?

[mahound9]

@pedinoway2 "Glandular Fever" to the Brits, "Mono" to us in North America, Epstein-Barr Disease is a disease that can be spread through oral-oral contact. Look it up, protect yourself. hell, look up as many STDs and their symptoms as you can while you're at it! I'm awaiting the results of a blood test at the moment myself. Wish me luck!

[pedinoway2]

@mahound9 good luck

[mike3540]

"...and building model rockets" ....... and your amazed he is a virgin

[sparklerdynamo]

Glandular Fever, Infectious Mononucleosis or kissing disease is not a disabling disease, so I have no clue what happened to Alan but his story as absolutely bogus.

[wildfaun]

@sparklerdynamo Serious complications are uncommon, occurring in less than 5% of cases

[imluvinit777]

this is so awkward to watch and no offense to them but I can see why they're all virgins... like seriously, if you can't take care of the way you look how can you expect anyone to wanna fuck you?

[Charles2337]

o_o bitch ruined his life.

[hypoallergeni]

how do you have the balls to go on national television about this and not have the balls to shag?

[mystikast]

They should of put louis theroux on this, he is the best british TV dude

[martinegelund]

maybe he should stop building rocket's!

[EllysaE]

How could they go so long?!

[nothing980454]

Um, is this video green for anyone else or is it just me? haha

[cunt3d]

feels good to fuck ma friend

[gymclasshero88]

i am currently recovering from glandular fever. and let me tell you its not fun. if i had a cold or my immune system was down i could have been paralyzed. my heatt goes out to the man.

[DesertSmeagle]

damn that fukin sux...his first kiss disables him lol...im 18 and still a virgin........ughhh

[achatzb]

"Nothing seems to work for me, I don't know why..."

(...)

"Five, four, three, two, one..."

That is an answer right there...

[cm5783]

The IT-guy looks 5 years old, regardless his changes in image etc.

No woman sees in him anything sexual.

[87sambo87]

I lost my virginity at 13, she was 24 and a model...and she wanted more, i just didnt wanna commit.

[MrArsenalist]

@87sambo87 me too,not so easy situation

[thelaughingman79]

@87sambo87 hey ali g did you get her to try some feminism ? he he

[bolchevik79]

This is pretty sad actually. :(

[elskerisengroed]

Those guys needs come on the Pick Up Artist Show.

[Seesd]

What kind of models works for a photographer with a compact camera? Or rather, what kind of a glamour model photographer uses a compact?

[cantroos]

man you'd have to pop a bottle of viagara to manage to deflower that lady

[HEADSTOCK7]

@cantroos roflmao,,, oh man i can't breathe....

[cantroos]

@Benzidrine I think that once a person gets to that age, desire gets overwhelmed by fear. I mean when you're 17 or 18 or whatnot and having your first sexual experience it's scary, but then imagine if you're 30, it's got to be a million times worse, because now you're going into something completely new, and unlike when you're a teenager, by this point you're expected to know what you're doing. Even if it's just a prostitute, I think most people would just rather not think about it.

[TheSalaberrinatos]

stop trying clothing, style and haircuts..... take some roids and lets see if you voice deepens a bit and you get little wider!!!!!!

[crazddrifterr]

@TheSalaberrinatos yes cause small balls is a good thing too haha

[watcher19082]

fat chicks & beer = no more virgin there has to be some fat chicks in the uk these guys can work with

[YngvildWarrior]

@watcher19082 Thumbs up, thats how I lost mine...

[hongpingmike]

its BEN LINUS from LOST....haha

[fullmetalcock666]

these poor sons of bitches

[STFUMAN]

That IT company guy is awkward in every kind and be it just the way he walks.

[CCsensical]

"I want it to be completely consensual"

Yes, honey, otherwise it's called rape...

[TheWhiteDreamsOfLife]

@CCsensical he meant no prostitutes.

[OkeenoUnleashed]

@CCsensical lol

[NeonPikey]

I feel so sorry for Alan :( 

[LatestUFOSightings]

Virgin = Ugly

[Fattboy26]

Easy you pay for it.

[deathbunny32]

PAY MONEY TO BANG WHORES

[dwaynedibbly]

why didnt the presenter just hook all these virgins up?

I was a virgin till I was 25, but then my studies of the pickup arts finally started paying off!

[connaught2008]

she should go into granny porn

[wilymopena]

Poor Alan.

[sagat2D]

xximmortalxx666 I will show you the ropes..

[xximmortalxx666]

im a virgin please help me;)

[dulaneyj]

i wish Louis Theroux was doing this, not some british chick.

[NoUseForAName06]

@dulaneyj its not outrageous enough for Louis, honestly, I like him, but he tends to make fun of his "customers" these people really do not deserve that.

[Superphilipp]

@dulaneyj 

[jackrussell19a]

@dulaneyj Louis Theroux is British.