developers

[NotPeart]

at 0:16 you can see his autocue

wtf does he need that for?!

[metroid2424]

Linux Linux Linux Linux Linux Linux Linux

[AlienAngel112]

He only said it 35 times, sarge would be ashamed.

[daveibukun]

ha ha ha ha ha, he sure knows how to work up a crowd.

[TheAwesomeGuy667]

HAHA This was at the good old time of Windows 2000!!!

[3074861]

Umm.......... developers?

[stantonbarbas]

YES!!!!!

[goshjosh182]

I liked the part where he said "developers."

[stev1212]

Gotta give him credit tho, he loves that company more than his kids!

[cheezecakeV2]

"Oh no! My anti-perisperant failed me!"

Ugh.

[jesusfreakrkg]

This looks like it is begging to be an AXE DRY ad.

[MUSTDOS]

@jesusfreakrkg He only needs to get AXE DRY developers

[Chradnev]

I LOVE THIS COMPANY

[L3st3r2328]

i talked to the guy i told him to say developers 37 times but he wouldn't listen he only said it 34 times i wud of sounded much better my way

[brianbotkiller]

oh my god. what the hell just happened?

[xxxxxPIETROxxxxx]

Is he blaming the developers for windows crappy OS?

[daivuk]

No he is showing love to them, because it's developers that makes an OS worth.

[Nightsparrow626]

And sweating like a transvestite prostitute in a Bangkok precinct.

[VitoBAOFroWorld]

影子

[OctaneeX]

mentally chalenged

[NX7901]

cocaines a helluva drug

[ayushcena]

hahahahaha!!!!

[ablublibleblu]

developers...

[bukkake33]

my fav part is when he said developers

[Zectari]

i lolled

[ponchoyo]

when is he going to perform live next time?

[avaster]

just like a fucked up CD = developers- developers- developers-...

[MUSTDOS]

@XWW619 I hope she will slit your throat tonight

[acrossstar]

that was freaky (just the vdieo. not him)

[uec19tube]

off-shoring them too

[uec19tube]

You need to ban cameras if you're going to act like a tit on stage Steve! Surely those thousands of developers aren't going to be fooled into thinking you highly regard them personally by chanting their profession? They are just expendable assets and I'm sure you're thinking of outsourcing them all anyway!

[nitronixasd]

This guy, rich as he may be, has a complex and is so worried that he is going to be hated by LOADS of people. Thats not passion thats paranoia. Hes not in a position of authority (despite his position in the company) and lacks feeling part of a social team. Thats what the chanting is all about. He may as well be chanting "love me love me love me" cos people clapping him is the only love he gets and the only way he feels good about himself. Money isnt everything, as this clearly demonstrates.

[sbiugan]

lol either your

a.) a retard who got fired from being a microsoft janitor

b.) some kid who gets turned on by steves jobs

c.) both a and c

[nitronixasd]

stop looking in the mirror and talking to yourself! You need to do some research on psychology and marketing and you will notice that Jobs takes a totally different approach to brain washing. Both have pros and cons. You are either naive or too young to understand. Learn to step back and open your mind and stop consenting to the conditioning. You are an avid MS supporter because you either enjoy spending your time fixing things of because you think you are part of some elitist club.

[endofdecember]

this is the spokesman for microsoft? are they serious?

[CERNOBE]

Spokesman?! He is no mindless tool! He is the CEO of Microsoft.

[endofdecember]

Therefore, he is a mindless tool. Hooray circular conversations!

He literally makes it rain on them hoes.

[CERNOBE]

How does being a CEO make one a mindless mouthpiece? He gets to make the choices, big choices, HIS choices.

[desolat88]

Do you have a good deo ?

[trooper36963]

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[odin5150]

BAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAH

deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

[my9moms]

lmfao niceee ahahahahahah

[daveibukun]

@trooper36963 ha ha hahahahahahaha.

[shayanrafizadeh]

fuck you

[mordo08]

as ugly as you are, i wouldn't want you to do that.

[fraklinc]

coke coke coke coke, coke coke coke coke, lol

[jd5179]

too much cocaine --

[aftereffects]

given the amount of shoot-outs in USA. why cant someone just shoot this one annoying man?

[cooldude91801]

This guy is disgusting.

[nathanxr]

Steve Ballmer really annoys me.

He should be kept out of public view, like the incest child of an aristocratic family in 16th century england.

[andreiclawhammer]

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[nicoo2k]

This is the typical Windows user. Compare it to Steve Jobs ;)

[HacMyTosh]

yes : ) that was his system crashing got stuck on the word developers

[nicoo2k]

hahahhaha :)

[trooper36963]

or you could learn to be tech savvy uself, and not have to have a mac to do everything for you.

linux>windows>macs

[Tapiwaman]

I love the fat man's sweat stains there.

And you thought Apple fanboys were bad...

[scarletlark]

that's even weirder than howard dean's crazy yell

[randomdancerrrr]

that's alot of sweat.ew.

[[developersdevelopersdevelope­rs!]]

[gnrchild]

OMG, I thought that was edited at first to make it look like he was saying developers 50 times, but it isn't!  He's like a preacher at a southern baptist church, just going into a random song and dance about jesus, only this is about developers.

[Diffie64]

Honestly, I think the guy is a cocaine addict.

[nicoo2k]

I think the same as you do. Really.

[ahmadalfy]

Fucken Hilarious you know

Developers!

[BICLighter7]

And you wondered why I switched to LINUX. So I dont have to put money in this crazy assholes pockets.

Win ME,VISTA SUCKS! Enough of the BS micro$soft!!!

[etentertainment]

I think I just shit my pants..

[emodorcen]

Developers

[wesley1125]

developers

[pagola]

insane whats wrong with this guy

[civilandor]

fucking crazy :P

[Danmo808]

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[localn00b]

Sweating a bit there arent you pal

[jerrry13157]

lmao, o just a bit ;)

[gadoodoo]

fuck off, asshole

[israelillo]

este tio se ha duchado alguna vez... ni Camacho tiene esos lamparones... juasss

[changospank1]

one of these days that dude is gonna die on stage. i just hope they get it on tape

[arturogtzcalvillo]

"developers, developers, deve... ugghh! (heart attack)... developers, dev... (crap his pants)"

[seantilley]

I hope he does. Probably when they're introducing Windows Seven.

Then I'll step in from nowhere, and quietly take the company for myself, and then OPEN SOURCE IT.

WHAHAHHAHAHA.

I'm so evil.

[illsmackudown]

and funny! xD

[harveyhanson]

Ha ha, think this is where he did his vocal chords in!

[alfathomas30]

On a positive note though, look at the number of "followers" or "developers" on that audience. One thing

is certain, this man has wealth, power, and prestige.

He just needs to stop monkeying around...

[stgma]

MarkHae270967: go back the pizza delivery job of yours. I want a margherita and 2 cokes please.

[MarkHae270967]

"developers" .. the most fucking idiots in this world :D

[alfathomas30]

If they were "idiots" Mark they wouldn't be so in demand

in this modern world huh would they? I bet that you use

a computer at home or at work, and the operating system

if not the programs running on it is written by that

developer you are so mad about. Unless of course you are one of those idiots who are computer illiterate and

scared to learn.

[lin2log]

LOL!! You nearsighted, moronic LEMMING. I haven't spent more than maybe ONE WEEK of my almost TWENTY YEARS on computers in front of M$ software... Apple ONLY and one of the best reasons WHY you can see in this video... aside from M$-soft being UTTER CRAP, no matter what we're talking about... get a LIFE and wake up!

[digitalcreators]

you're talking shit

[MarsellusWallace]

What's funny is how that audio can sound very dirty in different context.

http://steveballmernailslindsa­ylohan.ytmnsfw.com/

[Link64]

Steve Ballmer, go get some deodorant.........

[steve]

ahhh, it's good to see this video again. if i knew i had a penchant for sweating profusely from the underarms and chest, i wouldn't be apeing out in front of a large, live audience. that's just me.