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  • Football, FOOTBALL!

  • this is how all the games look as soon as I bet "at least 3 goals"

  • @Kemiztri yea man cause South korea and spain and italy are way better financially stable then the united states your right man those countries are way richer then the usa fuck you and that computer your typing on

  • Jajajajajaja Pepe Guatrola le hizo RT a este video... JAJAJA! Lo máximo, el Barca sin lugar a dudas!

  • solofalta q entre el portero y ES EL BARCA!!!

  • Arsenal versus Barcelona. Perfect.

  • everyone says that soccer is the most popular sport in the world but if you think about it only the poor countries actually realy like soccer think about africa and south america must a say more

  • @ayo214817 yea even poor countries like england or spain and italy and dont forget germany and japan and south korea... yea your right only poor ass countries like soccer... what amazingly fuckin stupid you are....

  • @ayo214817 There is a thing called THE WORLD CUP where every country from all over the world compete just to be part of the 32 contestants.

    Europeans invented soccer and they are very good at it Germans have 3 World Cup titles, the last champion was Spain who won against Holland in the finale. Soccer is the most popular because is the best damn sport ever if you don't like it thats ok but don't talk about something you don't know.

  • >messi

  • me recuerda al barca ?? ... a nadie mas ?

  • Es por eso que el futbol (Me refiero a este ya que este es el verdadero) es tan bueno, por las pocas anotaciones y la verdadera emoción al ver la pelota golpear el fondo de la red los Estadounidenses son tan estúpidos que no pueden concentrarse en un deporte que no tenga 2 anotaciones por minuto y descansos a cada 10 minutos para poder seguir comiendo hamburguesas con coca cola

  • @vache95nd I agree. Soccer is great because it never stops. I mean, I love watching a sport with no timeouts every five minutes and no stopping of the game. Hockey too. I don't get why people like sports where the teams stop every few seconds for timeouts. American Football is the worst. A team scores a TD. Commercial. They come back for the kickoff. Commercial. They run three plays and punt. Commercial. Awful.

  • @vaibanez17 There's "no stopping" because all they do for the most part is run around for a majority of the match. You'll rarely see games where teams are scoring anywhere near the double digits. Even with the commercials there's a lot more action in American Football than Soccer. Plus American Football is a contact sport so they need more breaks.

  • @SFBayGman American Football is not even a sport is a game, real football (soccer) plays like jazz theres always space for improvisation and inspiration, egg hand or american football plays like a beer commecial.

    And yes all the match is running trying to take away the ball and scoring thats soccer is not complicated and you don't need body armor to play it.

  • @rafuxec More empty generalizations demonstrating you know little to nothing about the sport you're criticizing. Again, very little scoring and a lot of running. That's fact. You need "body armor" because you'd get killed or at least paralyzed either. Let me guess, you're going to bring up rugby? Tackling in Rugby is much different. I've played both American Football and Football/Soccer regularly. I doubt you can say the same given your ignorance.

  • @SFBayGman I have never played egg hand because the rest of the world doesn't care about it.

  • @rafuxec Well it's a good thing you've decided to stop talking about it because speaking on and criticizing something you know pretty much nothing about is ignorant. I love playing soccer. It's fun. But for me, as a spectator sport it's boring. That's my opinion. I'm sure you have yours. Even if the rest of the world apparently doesn't care the biggest event of American Football (The Superbowl) is watched by over 100 million people each year.

  • What's so funny about this, it's just exactly how soccer is...

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  • Haber gringos entiendan que no es SOCCER, es futbol, ITS FUTBOL FOOTBALL

  • barcelona style :D

  • @downloadervol01

    what are you talking about? barcelona are the most entertaining side in the world?

  • LSU vs. Alabama

  • This really is how Americans see soccer lmao

  • @bobrulz its because our teams suck so bad, this is all that usually happens

  • what episode is this?

  • @b9973 the cartridge family  season9

  • Barcelona were playing, I think??? 

  • @josepharte Nah, I didn't see anyone diving and holding their face.

  • @ShadowkeeperTei Well played.

  • @josepharte they surely were playing "the ball is hot pass it quick" tactic, but i see no goalkeeper there, so maybe no.

  • Live update for man city vs bayern to show the current play lmaooo

  • a los norteamericanos les gustan los deportes donde se anotan muchos puntos, y eso no aprecian el fascinante mundo del futbol latino

    ellos se lo pierden

  • and that children is football today (pro football bot street football)

  • Woah, for a second there I thought that was the World Cup. But then it got too exciting.

  • jajajajajaja pero que mieeerda saben estos norteamericanos de futbol, son los que menos saben de la tierra y lo demuestran con cosas como estas. solo hacen el ridiculo.

  • thats how mexico really plays lmao jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

  • por lo menos exico dominó.

  • Que pena que no tenga cuenta en FC, furako le hizo la táctica de la jaula a Ixione jajaja

    (youtube.com/watch?v=T8VwXpOS6­6c)

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  • :roto2: tongo tongoooooo que se repitan los partidos YA!

  • Ixione moroso

  • Real vs Barca

  • Soccer is the most boring game, comprised of massive pussies who dive constantly and fake injuries. Embarassment to the word "sport".

  • @holster05 That's why it is played by most people in the world. Jerk.

  • @holster05 no that's baseball.

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  • @holster05 Is only the most played sport in the world.

  • Barcelona

  • its funny considering how americans looooove their incredibly slow game of "throwball" :P

  • You stupid americans. You call this a boring sport? What about your baseball and your "american" football? THIS is a real sport, bitches.

  • @jancosle dont be ignorant, the same way you dont like those sports people in america dont like futbol. its ok to not like things and also not be an ass

  • @jancosle Did you forget to take your prozac again? For most of us, its just not our favorite sport. You should be happy we dont like it. Its the one sport we dont dominate. In the highly unlikely event we ever win the world cup, 90% of the world, would perform hari-kari. Then we would have 2 things to celebrate.

  • @tecumseh1175 You american imperialist pig dog!

  • @kingsman565 Not sure what a pig dog is, but whatever turns you on. Answer this for me. Why is it you cant tell a male from a female anymore in Europe? Is it because you balls have atrophied from lack of use? Its rhetorical. I already know the answer. You communist dog-pig! Theres some childish wit for you. I know how you love it.

  • @tecumseh1175 That was pathetic you shit kickin midnight cowboy, leave the cerebral stuff to us eurotrash and you go play with your gun.

  • @kingsman565 Aww! Did I hurt your feelings sweety?Its a good thing I dont give a shit.Its obvious that even though you British, your not an anglo.Your too dim witted and immature to be one.However,Ill still give you a tip. This way,any American who reads your comments in the future wont tear you to shreds with insults, because of your lack of wit. I wouldnt want you to cry.My tip is that you should throw out your pakistani/english language book of American idioms.Its making you sound foolish.

  • @tecumseh1175 PISS OFF yah wee 100 pound geek! You ever say something like that to my face and I'd stomp you into the pavement, sidewalk what ever you like your still a wee cunt.

  • @tecumseh1175 The only sport you don't dominate is the only sport that matters.

  • @rafuxec The only reason Football/Soccer is so popular is because it's accessible even to poor countries. That's why countries people otherwise don't care about like Honduras and Uruguay can compete. The US doesn't dominate because most of our top athletes play other sports.

  • @SFBayGman And what about Europe? Those are really poor countries right? Japan?

    Look I'm not going to talk about egg hand anymore because I don't know enough about it but you have to face the facts: Futbol is the number one sport in the planet, the WORLD CUP doesn't even need to be called the Futbol World Cup is just called THE World Cup you get it?

    The US doesn't dominate because they can't, futbol is not popular in USA and will never be and thats why top american athletes play others sports.

  • @rafuxec lol, when did I say those were poor countries? You brought up the point that it was really popular worldwide. I gave you just two examples of poor countries. If you look at the list of competing countries in the World Cup you'll see quite a few more. And my accessibility point still stands. There are still many poor areas and people in prosperous countries around Europe and Asia.

  • @SFBayGman You are saying Futbol is the most popular sport just because is accessible for poor countries thats your point and you are wrong, then why egg hand never became popular in Europe? Japan futbol league was created just in 1992 and now its the second national sport.

    Basketball is accessible too why isn't more popular than futbol in poor countries? England, Germany, Italy, France, Spain are the biggest futbol leagues, they have won the world cup and those have been rich for a long time.

  • @rafuxec Are you saying there are no poor people in Europe? Basketball is more accessible than many other sports but kicking a ball around in a field is more accessible than finding a court with a hoop in many countries. More kids in those countries you mentioned can easily play soccer whether they're rich or poor. When you have more kids growing up playing it you have more adults turning professional. You can't really argue that.

  • @SFBayGman I'm saying that Europe in general has more money than South America or Asia, I live in Ecuador one of the smallest and poorer countries in South America and we can afford basketball courts with hoops actually the courts in here usually have a futbol goal attached to a hoop or basket on the top. There's even a baseball league but is really just a hobby league.

    My point is futbol is popular woldwide because is awesome I don't think we would agree but thats ok everyones different.

  • @rafuxec It's not popular because as a spectator sport many people here find it boring. In turn, that means there isn't very much money to be made playing it. That's why our top athletes don't play it. There isn't any nationalistic attachment to it like there is in other countries.

  • @SFBayGman USA don't like futbol and thats ok, they have their reasons but why do they have to talk bad about Futbol all the time? don't like it but don't hate it either.

  • @rafuxec I know there are many Americans (especially here on YouTube) who go a little too far in their criticisms of Football/Soccer but there are many that do respect the sport and some that even love it. Haters are going to hate. There are just as many people hating on American Football without much knowledge of it.

  • Flyers @ Lightning

    

  • @Hauntti funniest comment I've ever seen on youtube

  • let's not forget soccer players are the biggest bitches ever. They literally cry over anything and everything.

  • This is how soccer is... It's nothing but passing... and boring. SO BORING in fact the crowd has to constantly sing just to make the game enjoyable.

  • @Junokaii How droll.

  • @SteRDLK ????

  • @Junokaii Which part didn't you understand?

  • @SteRDLK I don't know what droll is

  • @Junokaii Not as boring as waiting for a pitcher to throw a ball, or continual pauses every 10 seconds for every play like say, "american" football, and what is soccer by the way?

  • @MrGeegus I don't like either of those as well lol. I am a hockey man. And LaCrosse,

  • @Junokaii wanna talk about boring sports....#1 baseball, #2 "american" football....now those are shitty boring games

  • @gecko77z ohhhh yeah so agreed

  • This must be the MLS..

  • OI YOU CALL THIS A SOCCER RIOT

  • It's FIFA 12!

  • Center holds it, holds it! HOLLLLDS IT!!!

  • OMG he passed the ball

  • Mexico doing NOTHING with the ball xD yes, this is

  • The best part of this scene is Kent being board but the other announcer being super excited lol

  • FIFA 12 lol barca keepball style

  • It's possible that really is Barcelona because they know how to do correct pass and how to tap the ball not like other weak teams. So yes it's possible that team is Barcelona.

  • How can that be Barca when they're not scoring?

  • How can that be Barca when they're not scoring?

  • You cut out the bits where Homer says boring and Krusty says come on you snorers do something.

  • Boring!

  • its funny cuz its true.

  • Yeah, i'ts better american football, a "sport" with no rule. Long Live Football (soccer is an american shit name)

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  • HOLD IT HOLDS IT HOOOOOLDS IIITT !!!

  • VIDEO TITLE: The Simpsons Homage to Barca LMAO

    Long live the fast, fancy, and fun soccer!!! Death to the booring Barca!!!

  • Solamente falto que el equipito ese que pasa la pelota se come un gol en la primer llegada rival y queda afuera jajajajajajjajajajajajjaja CHILE MUERTO ETERNO PERDEDOR. ABSTEMIOS!!

  • SEMIFINALES DE LA COPA AMERICA 2011 XD

  • @fallinguer Todos dicen que estas semifinales serán aburridas debido a que clasificaron puros equipos extremadamente defensivos, pero les recuerdo que ya en fase de grupos Venezuela se enfrento a Paraguay el que hasta ahora ha sido el mas entretenido partido de la Copa América y el que mas goles tuvo, con 6 Goles. Si eso es defender sinceramente necesito serias lecciones de lo que es atacar.

  • @juliopb si es una broma nomas xD, en realidad no me hubiera molestado tanto la perdida de Chile, si en verdad Venezuela hubiera ganado con buen fútbol, no con mil cambios para hacer tiempo, cero ofensiva, cortes de luz, el arbitro cobra offside que nunca existió, penal no cobrado, es mas que obvio que el partido fue injusto.

  • @fallinguer Fome cuando los equipos incluyendo el mio, pierden la ética de jugar buen fútbol y Chile jugo con corazón y ataco todo el rato, lo merecia mucho mas, por lo mismo no creo necesitar tus grandes lecciones de ataque

  • que es tan gracioso creo que es así todo el tiempo

  • Así será la Copa América luego que quedaron eliminados los equipos que hacen fútbol como Colombia, Argentina, Brasil y Chile!

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  • @claudioeduardosTV Toda la razón xD puros ratones xddd

  • COPA AMERICA 2011

  • Jaja el barcelona pertenece a la mafia de la fifa, y messi esta muy sobreevaluado.

    No los soprende acaso que por su seleccion no haga absolutamente nada? el mejor jugador del mundo una vez mas fue una verguenza para su seleccion en la copa america del 2011, como lo ha sido siempre. Anyway, no se preocupen barças que a lo mas les kedan 2 años de triunfo y la fifa dejara de protegerlos porke habran dejado de ser moda. Es cosa de tiempo

  • @TUTOPAVEZ puta madre, tu si que sapheees. nadie podría haberlo dicho mejor... Quizá sí. Pero no jaja xd

  • HALFBACK PASSES TO CENTER, BACK TO THE WING, BACK TO THE CENTER. CENTER HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT, HOOOOOOLDS IT!!!!

  • Es el barcelona, hasta que la agarra un tal Messi y hace de las suyas ;)

  • hahaha estos 24 segundos se pueden extrapolar a todos los partidos de la copa América, que cosa más penosa xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • PARECE ARGENTINA COLOMBIA

  • y otra cosa que causa muchisima gracia, es ver a los gringos pelotudos queriendo hacer polemica jodiendo que el futbol 'sucks'...Y QUE NADIE POR JODER AL BARCELONA LES TIRA UN PESO DE BOLA JAJJAJAJAJAJAJ

  • Jaja, soy madridista, pero decir que el fútbol del Barcelona es aburrido es una enorme estupidez. Será lo que sea pero afortunadamente este club respeta la ausencia de este deporte. Claro, no todo en la vida debe ser color de rosas, por eso existe mi Real Madrid que con Mou y su estilo unortodoxo nos hace ver como los malos de la película. HALA MADRID

  • OMG its Pizzoza!

  • it is a spain style of playing. tic-tac playing. it looks like watching paint dry.spain game ia attractive but it is boring to death

  • y los gringos piensan que el futbol americano es mas entretenio con sus 2 horas de comerciales y tiempos fuera y 20 minutos reales de juego.

  • I think it's an insult to football because real players don't stand in the same spot kicking the ball to their own players for 90 minutes. In the video, neither team moved out out of their spot nor even attempt to run to make a goal; that's not how the real football goes.

    Also you can tell the producers don't watch the sport if they did it they wouldn't randomly of used portugal vs mexico there shit teams no rivalry... they would of used England vs Germany or Manchester United vs Barcelona!

  • @DaleWF10

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!!!

  • 0:10

  • Soccer for the american gays!

    Football for Ultras and Hooligans!!!

  • Ha, yeah that's soccer, all that showman skill, and most of the game the ball is in the center of the field.

  • Guys in green jerseys reminds me Barcelona football.

  • Sisi es verdad que es el juego del barcelona, me recuerda mucho al 5-0 que le metio al madrid en el camp nou este año jajaja.

    Fijate en el otro equipo que no toca la pelota, igualito que el madrid jajaj.

    Anda penoso, no critiques el juego del barça que es el mismo que hacia tu querida españa en el mundial y bien que vibraste campeon.

  • wait a minute..is that barcelona?

  • @gierbolini90210 no it's the game between Portugal and Mexico

  • @gierbolini90210 LOOLLLL

  • @gierbolini90210 And I quote (watching the episode now):

    "Finally we'll determine who's the best country in the world--Mexico or Portugal."

    XD

  • Eso le hicieron en un momento a CR7 ayer en el partido del Barcelona contra el Real Madrid, CR7 terminó enojandose. O sea paso lo mismo que acá con la diferencia que en el centro del triángulo estaba CR7.

  • El Clasico - 27.4.2011 :D

  • @janohane 0-2

  • Barcelona vs Madrid.mpg

  • haha this is barcelona play

  • Por un momento me ha parecido ver a Guardiola.

  • the same shit what in the realitty

  • @samusmex hahahhahaha it's pretty much exaclty how I see soccer too

  • JAJAJA que bueno, el barça en los Simpsons!

  • felicidades culés por la Copa del Rey!! ah no!! jajajajaja

  • pique, alves, busquets y adriano, 70% de posesion para tirar 0 veces a puerta en la primera parte. Posesion inutil!

  • JAJAJA ASI JUEGA EL BARSA AJJAAJAJjajajaj

  • jajajaja, el tiki-taka del FC Barcelona!!!

  • Por lo demás, el mayor orgullo del fútbol español, La Copa en Sudáfrica 2010, se conquistó no solo con muchos de los jugadores de Barcelona, si no que también con lo que es, más o menos, la forma de jugar de este equipo. En ese momento también se criticó a la "Roja" de presentar un fútbol demasiado cuadrado y poco ofensivo, pero ya ven, nuevamente los hechos hablaron por si mismos.

  • @Progarges 0-1 y copa del rey,lo siento.

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  • @angelbomber Deje en claro que me da lo mismo el tema, solo que me llamaba la atención la incongruencia de las críticas. Pero te puedo decir dos cosas, que una golondrina no hace verano (25 a 18 va la cuenta) y que tu, acérrimo madrilista supongo, seguramente gritaste a todo pulmón un gol de Iniesta el 11 de julio del 2010... como va el Madrid haciendo la Selección del Mundo no creo que un fanático del Barsa vaya a gritar un gol de un Galáctico en una instancia parecida...

  • @Progarges 25 a 18 jajajaja.CClaro claro y las ligas y las champions no cuentan,verdad??Vete a llorar a otro lado,perdedor...Y a mi la seleccion me la suda quien marque,sea iniesta o quien sea.Porque soy de españa,no de un jugador o de otro.Y sin casillas...No hay prorroga,e Iniesta no mete gol¿Eso no te interesa?

  • @Progarges CUALES HECHOS AMIGO? QUE EL CAMPEON FUE UNA SELECCION QUE JUGABA SUPER ABURRIDO Y EN LA FINAL SE DEMOSTRO? PINCHE FINAL TAN MAS DE HUEVA¡¡ EL JUSTO CAMPEON DEBIO SER ALEMANIA O URUGUAY JUGARON HERMOSO.

  • @ERITCHINO Jajaja, en eso tienes toda la razón, las últimas dos finales mundiales han sido un asco... lee con más calma mis comentarios y verás que en verdad yo no estoy defendiendo la forma de jugar del Barsa, solo destaco que me parece absurda la comparación de este equipo con el video... si lamentablemente un equipo que juega así es el que gana la liga de campeones... tendremos que concluir entonces que el fútbol es una mierda de deporte como apuntan los gringos...

  • No me interesa la rivalidad Barca-Madrid, ni siquiera soy español, pero me parece estúpido comparar al Barca (uno de los mejores equipos en la actualidad, los hechos hablan por si solos) con este vídeo, es como darle la razón a los gringos de que el fútbol es un asco de deporte. Más ridículo me parece que fanáticos del Madrid lo hagan, es como decir "El equipo que ha derrotado al mío en muchas ocasiones, por goleada en varias, es basura". ¿Que le queda al Madrid entonces?,¿Ser menos que basura?

  • Anda, es el Barca?

  • Es como ver al Barcelona jugando

  • needs more Barriaga II

  • I think it's an insult to soccer because real players don't stand in the same spot kicking the ball to their own players for 90 minutes. In the video, neither team moved out out of their spot nor even attempt to run to make a goal; that's not how the real soccer goes.

  • @Zintos I just watched Rangers & Eindhoven run around each other for 90 minutes and not score a single bloody goal, shit man your right fuck football!

  • @Zintos And what's your definition of a real sport?

  • as for the violence aspect of the game well the fans take care of that part.

  • @Zintos Your not going to get it so I'm not going to waste my time explaining it, football (soccer) is an artform it's not just about scoreing goals, it involves technique, tactics, strategy in american football all you need to do is bulldoze your way to the other side of the field you can't get away with that in soccer which is why you get a 0-0 score sometimes. You should watch some football clips on here and note the pure skill involved...

  • @kingsman565 Lol! An art! You hit it right on the head. I can see why it appeals to non-America. Its style over substance. Its about not losing instead of winning. Its proceedure over resiults. Its unamerican. I know your not gonna get it, so im not gonna waste my time explaing.