About the Jaguar Jones Channel

[JRBendixen]

JaguarJ0nes you forgot an important phenomenon called: the darwin awards, ie. survival of the fittest, which translates into spelling ability these days.

[howthefagworks]

man that chevy nomad station wagon is hott!!!!! i want that whip

[pmarie2003]

0:18 It's sense, not since.

[JUANO510]

can u subscribe to me becuz im already subscribe to you? thanku

[ftwsmp]

Owning a YEC, in real estate terms is known as 'vacant posession.'

[ozmoroid]

insufferable intellectual snobs unite!!!!

[coolintruddle]

1:03 Pangolins can walk on two feet?Sweet!

[boobmcnutt]

Pangolins are fucking badass dude. Probably no more than 10% or so of pangolins are gay, so you're pretty much a dick for even going there.

[ftwsmp]

In my opinion coati mundis are much gayer than pangolins.

[TimCubUAkbar]

I'm super happy that Pangolins are gay, because I'm gay, too, thereby giving me the right, if I want to, to marry a Pangolin in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, or Maine. Hooray!

[TheHatefulDead]

I'd have found this vid much sooner had you listed "pangolin" in your tags...

I agree w/BoneySkylord...

Pangolins are totally cool!

[dahwang12]

Awesome video!

[FlannelPrime]

<3 this channel

[BoneySkylord]

Oi, you. Yes, YOU!

How dare you diss pangolins?

Pangolins are totally cool.

You got it wrong. It's echidnas that are gay. They lay eggs for fuck's sake. How gay is that?

No wonder Noah dropped them off in Australia.

[startreking2007]

I don't know how you do it but, you make interesting topics sound boring. Must be your narrating style.

Please keep them coming they are very interesting.

[Baronesa1980]

ohhhh pangolins are so cute!!!

[bdf2718]

Those are catchy acronyms you invent. I bet you can come up with one for MXYZPTLK.

[sirnlawson]

Is that not a backronym? Where you start with the abbreviation and then find something to fit it?

Like the writers did in the popular TV series "Red Dwarf" when they made "the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society". (C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S)

Mixing Xenic acid and Yttria-stabilised Zirconia Produces Tellurium, Lanthanum, and Krypton. (M.X.Y.Z.P.T.L.K)

Not great I know...chemistry is all I do....but I tried ^_^

[bdf2718]

You don't know Superman. One of his enemies was Mxyzptlk and Superman had to return him to his own dimension by tricking him into saying his name backwards. :)

[sirnlawson]

I thought that was Dnivoh Tnek? Oh wait no...he's the enemy of scientific progress, not Superman. Silly me.

I think we should put Dnivoh into a cage with some gay-looking pangolins. See how they get on.

What happens if I say noswalnris? CRA-! (Whooshy noise?)

(Pop.)

[DinoDude65]

Kebert Xela...

[MC0Mijado]

Pangolins are gay because they try to be cooler than Platypuses. But they fail therefor they are gay.

[Ephemerance]

The repetition of terms often shows a lack of intellectual depth via the inability to diversely illustrate something linguistically.

-just poking fun.

[MillionSword]

OMG pangolins can walk on 2 feet!? I did NOT know that. Why exactly are you under the impression that they are gay anyway? I mean do they look gay? Do they behave gay? Did you have a bad experience with one?

[dskrilla1]

You may want to fix...

Purpose 3: Unless, it's there for some sort of intentional irony, you should change the word "since" to "sense". But thats just my two-cents. Haha.

You would surely not want to keep a grammatical gaffe in the same sentence that proclaims your intellect, but maybe that's the irony.

Happy Pwning!

[KaseyAkira]

I urgently request that the current use of language which appears to be a legalese dialect of verbose be discontinued for the duration of this and all subsequent threads.

[mtsac1]

While agreeing with your astute assessment of the Uber-homosexuality of pangolins, I must, as an intellectual being, support equal rights for Pangolins and will soon be petitioning the state for a ballot initiative making Pangolin bashing a hate crime.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Bring 'em on you dickless lunitic! You are going to find yourself at the business end of a "How to Pwn a Gay Looking Pangolin lover" video in the shortest amount of time possible!

[bdf2718]

Is that a lover of gay-looking pangolins or a gay-looking lover of pangolins? Or even a gay-looking lover of gay-looking pangolins?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[deafencryption]

@JaguarJ0nes how dare you continually insult the pangolins!

[Bobbiethejean]

Pangolins everywhere are incensed and insulted.

[Timbul53525253]

I luuurve pangolins. If you weren't pangophobic, I'd love your channel too.

I think an old girlfriend of yours must have left you for a pangolin (with that tongue, who can blame her?), and you're taking out your issues on the whole species.

[creationless1]

i demand that you make more videos. These are really great!

[JaguarJ0nes]

I'm working on it! Don't get your panties in a bunch!

[jbxenia]

Fine, no pangolin blowjobs for you! That tongue ain't just for ants, you know!

[JaguarJ0nes]

Oh dear, I hadn't thought about that. They have no teeth. Maybe I should throttle back on the pangolin hate.

[viperxraptor2001]

@JaguarJ0nes keep it up with the pangolin jokes, you'll surely have someone flip a lid over pangolin homosexuality

[AntiCitizenX]

Pangolins are graceful and beautiful creatures. Your pangolin intolerance is both archaic and demonstrably wrong. Shame on you!

[JaguarJ0nes]

You are so asking for it! Shame on YOU!

[ooolikujy]

I would like to point out that free thinking, atheism, the ability to correctly discern reality and most importantly to pwn a creationist do not require a superior intellect or special genius. Reality is actually pretty easy. Being smart is both a nice and good thing but the ability to accept feedback and information without bias are what is necessary to grasp reality.

also like dwarves pangolin aren't gay, both sexes just look alike and there is only one way to tell them apart. by feel.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Stop making excuses for the gay looking pangolins. You had better start changing your life and seeing the reality of pangolins being gay or things are just going to continue to get worse for you!

No one on this channel has any intention of feeling up a gay looking pangolin. If that is the filthy lifestyle you want to lead, go ahead but keep it off of this channel.

[LorrySant]

lololol I so want a Pangolins are Gay T-Shirt

[anthonzi]

you spelled sense wrong =P A real intellectual

[JaguarJ0nes]

Noooooo! I spelled it right, you are just too dumb to understand my meaning, 'cuz I am on such a high intelectual lever!

[anthonzi]

Is that sum Dvorak or intellectual crowbar?

[GegoXaren]

Dvorak Rox! I have a Svorak kbr:-D *me making stupid face....*

[tedarklordhappypants]

XD

Yup. Pangolins are totally gay. But I gotta say it's hard not to find them cute! :3

[JaguarJ0nes]

True but be careful. Before you know it you will be hanging around in gay bath houses giving hand jobs for crack.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Bring'em on you dickless lunitic. Pangolins are the gayest thing there is and being a gay pangolin is nothing but a choice.

[Fordi]

I think I need to create a video on the non-gayness of pangolins. Someone needs to defend the adorable little scale-bodies from your hateful attacks.

[geffel]

tob e fair, they're gay-looking, not actually gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Fordi]

Oho! You're going to be in trouble when the People for the Protection of Pangolin for Posterity hears of this!