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  • How can you live with yourself knowing you're a mega douche?

  • lol wow. 

  • 481 people are fucking bitches.

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  • FAIL

  • this is so stupid. its like not even funny. honestly im not even trying to be mean, since i like chris, but there was absolutely nothing funny in this at all. 

  • the only thing gayer than Chris Crocker is this video

  • Fuck you you should be nice to such a nice person like that hes an amazing male unlike you u mutha fuckin bitch your ssuch an ass hey at least he prolly has a bigger dick than you and at least he has at least like 80mil people watching him be himself so go fuck yourself hey hes being himself let him fucking be himself u fucking asshole so fuck you and imma fucking report ur ass hes a nice guy im gay to gotta problem with that u fucking asshole get a life u bitch so go do a jerk circle or sumthin

  • FUCK YOU ASS 

  • dude thats mean your stupid

  • I seriously agree that the guy may very well be just a really good actor n isn't really homosexual, if so he isn't doing homosexuality any favors.

  • hater. racist. b!tch. if you had time to make this hate vid, you also have time to spend in Hell. he never did anything to you, did he? he never made a hate vid about you did he? ha never called you a MF before, did he? No. didnt think so. At least he's not afraid to be himself and tell the world who he is.

  • @ForgottenPoison lol... Yes I think Chris Crocker is a tool. Do I hate gay people..... no.... not at all... and as for being racist....... lol... Since when do you determine race by sexuality? lol...... as for hell... not too worried about that my friend.....If your deluded enough to believe there is such a place... you may ponder exactly where that is... Earths crust? where is down in hell considering down is not even a direction in space... or heaven for that matter?

  • @ForgottenPoison you are totally right

  • there IS a "gay gene" but that doesnt mean its a disorder. it means its natural, and over 60 other species of animals show homosexual tendencies regularly as well from elephants to dogs. its bout time some insecure fucks grew up.

  • and yeah for all the dumbasses out there..it IS a race. Race isn't just your skin color, fools; and being homosexual isnt a mental disorder; lol that statement could rival "the earths flat!" race is for sure how you're born. people are born gay, I knew as far back as i can think. and 28 likes...god this entire shit horrifies me. you people wont ever get your head out of your ass and just accept people for what they usually dont even want to be; they just are.

  • its not like his britney videos are entertaining, theyre stupid as fuck. only someone with an iq of 30 would find any humor or value watching them, and brainless people like you are what made them popular.. so thank you for encouraging his infamousy; and giving him the ability to make videos that people watch. nobody wants more chris crocker but fucks like you keep bringing him back. I'd rather someone smart fought for gay rights.

  • im a transexual19 year old. believe me. hes gay. or at least bi. maybe a little douchy, and undeserving to be famous...but how many of his hits are prompted by you? yeah think bout that a lil brainiac.

  • the britney shit, admittedly, was ..pretty damn bad, and definitely why hes famous; but everyone only knows you cuz of making a totally racist bigoted song. thats the same thing, 700k hits because you made fun of him being a tranny. thats cool? at least chris was entirely mentally unstable at the britney time after taking estrogen, you...youre just being a racist dick. the reason he's famous is people like you go and laugh at his britney shit, and spread it around to everyone.

  • * 3

  • I love Chris Crocker, he's awesome!!! He ain't no fake gay or any shitu say, i love him!!! 3 (P.S. Im a girl!)

  • lol great song & voice but ur either a hater or in the closet

  • When you lost that battle against the demons of ignorance and intolerance , did it hurt ?

  • CHRIS CROCKER IS AWESOME DAMNIT

  • 2:12

  • Its funny ebery gay guy who thinks that people hate in him because were jealous. Thats such a myth, how can one be jealous of someone that has textbook psychological problems and is poor? There are people out there with successful lives and can be proud of what they are. Not some asswipe who is still searching to find himself. Mr cornhole is a youtube celebrity means" hes broke" and doesnt make any money from this shit. Its about attention period. he doesnt get it at home.

  • Send this to me jcdarkness2000@yahoo.com

  • LOSER I DONT REEALY HAVE ANYTING TO SAY LOSER NO I JUST WANNA CRUISE WITH CAPS LOCK LOOSER BAD GRAMMAR SPELING AND NO PUNCTUATION WHATSOEVER LOSER. HAHA LOSER

  • What are the notes u are playing?

    

  • SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A LIFE YOU HAVE YOU PUSSY TO MAKE FUN OF SOME GUY! HOW ABOUT GET A LIFE, BE ORIGINAL, AND STOP HATING ON HIM, YOURE JUST JEALOUS. HAHA

  • JUST STOP!!!!

  • and on wierd part again crap nuggets

  • What are the chords for that? Pretty guitar!!

  • i hope you fucking die and got to hell.

  • i think this dude has a lil bit crush, i bet hell give him a shocker!!!

  • that was awesome

  • WHat a load of old shit. DOn't give up the day job, love. You'll never be as cool as Chris.

  • Your calling him gay? Uhhh look in the fucken mirror you dumb ass! U r the one searching naked/'revealing' pictures of guys!!!!!!!!

  • @247kooldude hahahahaha thats so true XD. lol i told my best friend to be gay and he sed dont worry babe i already am ( dont think he really is:( . i dont mind gays but chris is just something els he scares me a bit.

  • hahahahahahahahh.........

  • I Know someone's dumb ass is gonna reply but i Dont support gays and what the do.

  • @TheMainOtaku im replying with a big "WE AGREE" or at least i do, some hoe my brain tells me a hot girl feels good to touch, but when i rough house wit my friends there is no such feeling other that kicking thier ass playfully, how can any man even feel good that way touching a man, i just dont get it and when i try to i get disgusted, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwww

  • @PIKAMONjake Yea! Ew.

  • @TheMainOtaku COOL STORY BRO

  • @TheGleeVids Thanks i know it is :)

  • XxslipknotrulesxX stfu. love isnt about making babies u fucking retard. i wudnt expect u to know tht tho...u have probably nvr experienced it. i honestly just think this video shud be removed all its doin is causing debate

  • @RIXLAZZZ well since ur such a close minded biggit and wont give gay people a chance ur probably guna miss out on the chance of bein friends wit some rlly amazing people. fucking loser. i dont see why its anyone else's bussiness if anyones dating a man or a women anyway. how the fuck does tht affect ur life? ohh rite it doesnt

  • @whitesyd looking at these comments all i can say is wtf is wrong wit everyone now adays?!?! who gives a fuck if someone is gay,straight,bi, lesbian,transgendered?! wat rlly matters is the kind of person they are dont cha think?!? and ya some things tht chris does are pretty fucked up but u shudnt say homophobic things about him bcuz u kno wat thts even more fucked up. imagine if it was the oposite way around and everyone liked the same gender except u...how wud u feel? so all of u shud stfu

  • looking at these comments all i can say is wtf is wrong wit everyone now adays?!?! who gives a fuck if someone is gay or straight or bi or lesbian or transgendered?! wat rlly matters is the kind of person they are dont cha think?!? and ya some things tht chris does are pretty fucked up but u shudnt say homophobic things about him bcuz u kno wat thts even more fucked up. imagine if it was the oposite way around and everyone liked the same gender except u...how wud u feel? so all of u shud stfu

  • Chris is an amazing , boy man , women , girl , what ever he wants to be called , i love him to death , and if u dont like it , u dont haved to go and make this you fucker ! EAT OUR CORNROLES

  • @maplingstorie really? check jeffree star hes the BEAST!

  • U TELLIN ME THIS IS A MAN!? O.O

  • @sophia or w/e being gay is not a race....its a sexualtiy and people need to start clearing the water about that.

  • fuck gays. i've never seen a normal gay person. all of them have deep deep problems frrom their childhoods...all of them

  • Hm. What some people say is a little harsh about "Not being in the world" But i really dont think its nice to judge someone on their sexuality. Thats racists. And i reaally dont agree. Yeah Chris is a bit of a fucker. But you shouldnt make Racist shit about him.

  • @sophsophia1 I didn`t know homosexuality was now a ``race`` I was certain it was a sexual preferance..... lol...... Man shit changes all the time... remember when Pluto was a planet....

  • @WhiteSyd thats really pathetic. honestly, this is horrible. gay bashing on someone just because they are gay or bisexual.. possibly even bicurious. but just because they are different like that, no matter how much of a dick they can me doesnt mean that there is something wrong with them. so just stop this bullshit and grow up. 678, 369 people watched this.. and almost all the comments are negative. so just leave him alone. you dont know him in real life, this is youtube. 

  • @WhiteSyd

    The proper term may be "homophobic" but it's the same concept as racism. It's still discrimination and it's still wrong.

  • @WhiteSyd Gay people make up shit to justify their deviant lifestyle. They have tried everything from saying its natural to saying they were born this way. The medical community has shut them down every time because its bullshit. Its a social disorder plain and simple, however they need to gain acceptance of the hetero community to recruit openly. Gay people make up such a little percent of the population they just scream the loudest and think their special but there really just sick people.

  • @forsomereasonIhateu ulch uhg blegh flough ick gross, you make my mouth water, like lube, to help the throw up

  • @iclash Fuck off abruti vous n'avez aucun sens. Je suppose que tu ne peux pas parler n'importe quelle langue avec n'importe quel renseignement. Aller chercher de l'eau et mettre dans un plat de votre maman, elle a soif. Je me fiche que certains pirates ass a à dire

  • @forsomereasonIhateu personne ne se soucie de ce que vous avez à dire soit

  • @WhiteSyd Only religios hetros use the words Sexual Preferance ???

  • @sophsophia1

    sweetie that is HOMOPHOBIC not "racist"

  • @sophsophia1 Sexuality isn't a race! God, do you know how stupid you sounded??

  • @sophsophia1 Racist is based on color not sexuality. You make a good argument that gay people are stupid and intelligence challenged. Maybe you should look up a word and know what it means, before you open your dickwarmer and say something ignorant.

  • @masterkevkev Yeah idiot you dont know what to say.

  • @webtreky umm, his name is all i got to say? Derp. Read his name, that is why i ended the sentence with a period. now stop trolling you immature "idiot".

    Just in case you can't read it : for some reason i hate u.

  • WTF did i just watch?! :I

  • wtf

  • @DaGayBoi1 wow........... Maybe thats a little harsh no? lol...... Drunk and responding....

  • haha this is a masterpiece

  • indeed flowers, a penis is like a flower, but humans will allow a flower to be seen, but not a penis. The whole thing is that Satan will be mortified if humans begin to be as unashamed about nudity as Adam ,and Eve' were before the fall of man. let us do what Satan does not want us to do,and show the genitals shamelessly even as our first parents did before that beguiling serpent beguiled eve, and Adam ate of a fruit he should have never eaten.

  • wow! even though i am just another gay male who has a shit ton of respect for chris crocker, i think this song is fuckin hilarious! good job dude! even tho your vocals kind of stink, its ok i still give you a thumbs up!

  • I enjoyed this song. :) Thumbs up.

  • @maplingstorie

    no chris crocker actually is gay , because now he is a boy.

  • Fuck u. So he's different. it's not his fault. Ur just jelus he's famous. Oh and by the way u have a terrible voice don't sing. Go get aids and die u fucking idiot

  • Chris Crocker makes me sad to be gay

    i hate people saying im not gay because i don't ack like Crocker

  • first off ur juss waaaaay jelous of the fact tht he is way popular then u and u barely can get a gurl, yet he ken... Havent u noticed tht ppl who r gay get gurls to be their friend alot quiker then if u were straight tryin to get a gf... this is all u r...

    J

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    S... So please find a new hobby then hating on everybody else... jealous...

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  • This song is freakin hilarious!

  • wow great idea 4 a vid woooohooo

  • ...but he is gay. and alot of ppl watch him because of his views. he has many good opinions about gay life and he is strong in them. if you don't like chris crocker then ignore him. I don't like your face but i'm not bitching about it.

  • wow, this video was unbelievably awkward.

    don't be hatin' man, (s)he is just voicing his/her opinions

  • Fuck u

  • @maplingstorie I totally agree

  • esa cancion me gusta me puedes decir como se llama porfavor gracias

  • YOU AZZ HOLE!!!

    Dont b a jelous bishhh! D<

  • Yer even more gay than Chris crocker. Fag.

  • Your an idiot.

  • What is with everybody haten on him? He is a human just like eveybody else! Get a life! If you hate him soo much, don't watch his video'z, & get over it! UGH!!!!!!!!

  • your ugly .

  • quitt hatinn on himm yu stupid fuhkk qo qet a fuhknn life,, chris is fuhkkn FAMOUS :D &&aree yu'? uhmm no yu retardd !!! i love chris crocker alwayss&&forever

  • so you are saying to never hate on famous people?? I don't Chris Crocker or anything.... But I think George Bush was once famous... and what if everyone liked him, and never talked shit about him... Oh how horrible the world would be... Actually it would still be as fucked up as it is now.. But still, just because they're famous doesn't mean they are free from all teh haters.

  • R U LIKE 12

  • keep on hating, wasting your life on HATE!

  • chris crocker doesnt have a vagina ... ???

  • wait the shocker is a sex move, so basically ur saying u would like to shove your fingers into chris crocker's vagina and asshole? That's fucked. i personally wouldn't wanna go n e where near that fucker...

  • Chris Crocker is un-shockable, cuz he doesn't have any place to put the one in the pink.

  • wow, didn`t expect this video to really spark this much debate! So let me clear things up and make my views known. I am not against gay people in any way, they are highly fashionable, and rarely late for meetings..... I just think Chris Crocker is a tool! As for all other gay people..... they are great, Elton John is one of my favorite musicians, bar none.!

  • I think the video is fantastic! :)

    As far as the comment debates....whatever gets people to see and talk about important things is important itself.

    Thank you for posting such a funny video...and yes...Crocker most likely has CRAFTSMAN printed on his ass. lol

  • @WhiteSyd damn

  • Gays are an abomination to nature. they can not reproduce, they can not create other people. all they can do is shove their dicks in other guys asses. thats pretty sick eh? its just all about pleasure. gays are abnormal and they have seemed to try and fit in with society and have succeeded somehow. but in my eyes and many others, they will be a problem and they will be abnormal. i dont care what you think of this comment i made.

  • Good, cause we all know that people with problems with the gay community are just upset that they will never be cool enough to be accepted by it and have to shove their dicks in guys asses in dark corners of public bathrooms so no one will see. The only abomination against God are assholes like you, blindly hating his creations. He created all of us, so we are all perfect...deal with it. (no, I'm not gay, and I'm not Christian. I just speak the truth!)

  • I didn't say i hated them i love them as human beings, what they do is what i hate. they go against nature. and i am christian, not atheist its just quite sick what they do, since its only for pleasure and not reproduction. I think its sick

  • Human beings do many things for pleasure alone...yes...including you. And I'm betting by the way you comment that you spend many a night touching yourself to thoughts of your sister in her bikini down at the trailer park pool. Basically, we all do things sexually that are not for reproductive purposes...so shut the frag up already and get out of your mom's house and get laid.

  • Im 14 years old? And i dont have a sister and i dont live at a trailer park? wtf lol

  • I thought you looked a bit young for that 24 you have posted. lol

    Well...maybe when you get a little life experience you can make better judgment calls on how other people live their life. Until you've even stuck your dick somewhere, don't you think it's a bit stupid to even have an opinion about where other people stick theirs? I stand by my first comment. The Bible tells you to love your fellow man and that we are all his children...right? ok then. hush now and go play with your toys.

  • play with my toys? not nice...

    and i love every person on the earth, but saying they are a abomonation is not wrong its just my opinion

  • You call a whole sub culture an abomination and I'M not nice?! LOL

    If you really did care about people, you would accept them for who they are. That's what you do for people you love. So either your opinion is just for attention, and not how you really feel...and your an attention whore, or you don't love everyone and your a liar.

    Either way...you have some growing up to do.

  • im not looking for attention, im stating an opinion.

    I call them an abomination because of the things they do, and it is not a sub culture its a way of life and a sexual orientation. get it right

  • Subculture: a social group within a national culture that has distinctive patterns of behavior and beliefs

    Ok..now you know something that you didn't know yesterday! yay you! :D

    You're such a good boy! yes you are! good boy!

    Now go play.

  • you think that your all grown up now that you know so fucking much? get laid

  • LOL

    xD

    It's ok. Really.  I don't hold it against you. Someday you will know something too.

    ^_^

  • you may think your so smart by showing those gay little smile faces and talking so sarcastic but you will always now and everyone else knows that your a poor pathetic loser and no body likes you.

  • I'm not being sarcastic at all. I think someday you might grow up to be a good person and that this is just a phase you are going through....you know...like getting erections in class...acne...and crying to your mom about how unfair the world is. Someday...you too will grow out of those things and be a real man...someday.

    Hopefully

    Maybe

    If you try hard.

    :D

  • @redmajicwoman

    ffs shut the fuck up your pissing me off

  • uh oh! I don't think you're old enough to use that kind of language!!

    0.0

    HAHAHAHA!

  • ?.........

  • this is disturbing...

  • i know right ?

  • :) I always try to please

  • no hes gay he said too

  • u suck lol. 1 star. u look so fricken nerdy. wtf is with all ur acney. ur singing sounds awful! GO SUCK CHRIS CROCKER'S PEANUT SIZED BALLS!

  • yes you r hot lol and u could be a singer but u r kinda mean

  • greeat vid. i laughed pretty haaard hahaahah and yourr really hott to(:

  • no shit son bitch punk "asshole"....lol lurn how to fucking spell inglish bitch...... lol great vid tho kicks anybody elses...... hahahahahaha fuck u devinnibbs1

  • ok listen up ass whole your just fucking jealous about chris crocker for 1, and two you cant fucking sing to save your dick from getting ripped up from a wood chipper next time have someone sing for you bitch

  • lol... "ass whole" Did you mean... asshole........ Here's my response to you..... I am in no way jealous of Chris Crocker.. and secondly.... my dick getting "Ripped up in a wood chipper"... quite graphic.... Here's an idea... get someone to spell check your insults before you write them and make a fool out of yourself. But I do thank you for taking the time away from masterbateing to your high school year book using your tears as lubricant... to respond to me.... please kill yourself.

  • wow..that was awesome lol. xD i totally respect you for that hahah.

  • @WhiteSyd hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhhh

  • @devinnibbs1 OK i have no problem with Christ Crocker he is funny and great ......but everyone has a right to voice there opinion..........and with this he did it in song sooo who cares....Not everyone has a great voice probable not even u .....So lighten up and stop using so much......" FOWL" aka your mouth

  • @devinnibbs1 lol who would possibly be jealous of him? if anything, he's jealous of girls. 1 they have a vag. and 2 they look 999,999 times better than him....then again anything looks better than him. and chances are you dont sing either. and if you think you can do a better job, then you sing this song and post it for us to hear? no? alright, then shut the fuck up. im not against gay people either. and just because someone doesnt like chris crocker doesnt mean they hate gays! for fuck sake!

  • @saveutubefromhackerz Finally! Someone who understands that poking fun at Chris Crocker doesn't make you a gay basher!

  • @WhiteSyd Exactly! I can say i hate Obama all i want, and its true! i wish he wasnt in office, but that doesnt mean im racist. Im not a gay basher, im not racist, if you want to give me a lable call me a troll cuz that's what i do 24/7!

  • @devinnibbs1 This is chris crocker in disguise!

  • okay chris crocker is kinda annoying but it doesnt mean u should do that

  • boo!

  • look at the camera next time.. kinda look silly staring off the whole time your filming yourself

  • hahah that was soooo halarious me and my friend love u 4 that :)

  • oh sorry I posted the comment before reading everything at the end,

    Good song with funny lyrics by the way, and your singing voice is really nice!

  • lol your silly,

    Is that you singing?

    you made the song?

  • okay thts just rude!

    ur not accepting people for who they r!

    so what if people r gay or lesbian?

  • I have no problem with Gay's or Lesbians..... lol.. I just find Chris Crocker annoying... and I don't think you should defend him like he is the "Voice of Gay People" Because if u know a few gay people, you would know he is not the way the majority of gay people are and I think he give's gay people a bad name. If you were to compare him as a musician he would be the "Spice Girls" of the Music world.. 15 min... then everyone knew they really were not talented... Fabricated and insulting.

  • amen brother...........preach to the people

  • After a year, i still think you're hott. lmao

  • lol, thank you very much.. its been like a year and a bit since I made a video.... so maybe I have become ugly.. who knows?

  • ur a retard goodness its only a video

  • wow this is stupid, u want him to suck ur cock? what! ur just as gay as he is, that lube will come handy

  • this stuff is soooo funny...... and ur really hott so that always helps!! keep up the awsum work!!

  • U can be a singer man!

  • i agree chris crocker is a big fag who should burn alive for being a big fag!

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  • you amaze me! i loved this video! that was soo hilarious i almost pissed AND shit my pants from laughing soo hard! thank you!

  • i dont see what everyones problem is with the video, i thought it was funny haha, and i understood it was a mock of his character not his sexuality.

  • everones favourite utube tool haha

  • 3:49 thats In french in the pancart the man is caring

    "L'homophobie rend folle "

    " Homophoby make you crazy"

    There are 2 words for "Crazy" In french:

    One for boy: Fou

    One for Girl: Folle

    ....

  • haha. funny, but at the same time so lame.

    just like that other guys vids.

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