Unfortunate Fortune Cookies

[TheZombieNightNinja]

do you ship to Texas?

[mandlebrot7]

it seems like all of your stuff is from the website think geek... is it?

[fungirl582]

-You just ate cat

"That's not good."

I expected there to be an audience that laughs after all of that "funny stuff"

[gnrrgn]

cat rat monkey and dog is what they eat over there lol

[AMMSCA]

The bestt unfortunate fortune cookie is "You have aids!"

[MichaelJacksonFAN939]

"You immediate future is bright" *thinking* "Your immediate future is very bright"

[MrHarfunny]

"there being paid to love you.... I LOVE YOU HONEY"

[vat19com]

The other night I had Chinese food and the fortune cookie I received said, "You will make very important changes at your work." Thanks, Fortune Cookie, I work as an editor... all I do is make important changes.

[BloodyFist1312nd]

this is stupid.................. ill take 12

[thunderbird1]

in bed.....

[BuKuTyyy]

So... this is how you make money from idiots.

[impinkiee2]

last time i pranked one of my friends and i laughed cause it really said you just ate cat!! XD and i said happy pranking cause at my school every monday is prank day so thats acctually cool thanks vat19!!

[piplup1121]

I wonder if anyone is thinking of putting these in the school lunches.

Or is that just me. .___.

[SkibopDaSequel]

i died laughing when it said "You just ate cat"

[CelestialDew]

XDDD

[Ace1of2Spades3]

guys i love the vat19 dude who answers/responds to the questions. at this poin i go through the vids seeing how he owns the haters

[peacedream19]

WAIT, RICK!!!! I LOVEEE YOU!!!

[GuitarGal2409]

So gonna buy these, the video was uploaded on my birthday! :D

[mw3fantic]

YOU HAVE TO IN BEAD AT THE END OF THE FORTUNE

[Raiffjr]

@mw3fantic or "in the back of some guys car"

[KiteStrongart]

In bed.

[amt2001amt]

lol

[Narukai12]

That is so stereotypical LOL

[PearlyPeachSC]

do u sell some in Singapore? I'm 11 and I love pranking my friends!

[bluegiant888]

Your car will blow up if started.

[Rayla150037062]

I want to but it ;u;

[adkgirlsince01]

lmao, you just at cat XD

[adkgirlsince01]

@adkgirlsince01 *ate

[origaminut45]

the fortune cookie doesnt really have an origin there are several storys about the but there is any specific origin for the fortune cookie

[vat19com]

@origaminut45 It does, actually. The first fortune cookie-like product was created in the late 19th century in Kyoto, Japan.

[peacedream19]

What if the wrappings different? I've always seen the wrapping with a pink rose on the wrapper not clear?

[AppleShrapnel]

I've always wondered how cat tastes. /:3

(Don't get me wrong, I love cats... but I like meat just a little bit more.)

[arianagrande21]

Hilarious!!! Good stuff i need some of this lol....

[SuperFlicky]

"Trapped in Fortune Cookie Factory - SEND HELP"

[jdog4ever2]

8.99 is a little much for just ten fortune cookies

[ColoredGrayscale]

There has only been once that a fortune cookie actually interested me.

It was on my birthday, we were eating at a Chinese food restaurant and after that, we were going to see the new Sherlock movie (because, like, I'm obsessed with Sherlock.) and my cookie said "You are about to see a movie that will change your life."

[emiliopenazepedak]

the song that plays from 00:31-0:35 is the same song that plays in the beggining of the WLGW video right? I CAN HAZ A PRIZE PLZ?

[austinally1fanMHrox]

wow i love those cookies! XD at least i understand them.

[xxchimakaraxx]

fun fact: fortune cookies were never actually introduced from china, they were invented in america :)

[vat19com]

@xxchimakaraxx Here's an even more fun fact: The original proto-fortune cookies were actually invented in Kyoto, Japan in the late 19th century and were called "tsujiura senbei". Essentially, they're Japanese cookies that were popularized in America and sold in Chinese restaurants.

[DGRIZY]

@vat19com BURN!!!!!

[ForeverAsianPride]

@xxchimakaraxx lol um... they were invented in japan..

[VampVince1307]

@xxchimakaraxx Yep cause sometimes people rip-off eachother claiming to be the rightful owner when they are not

[BobFaulise]

@xxchimakaraxx actually japan 

[Unkledeth]

LOFL, I am so getting a box

[DillonHammons]

one of the cookies should say "this cookie will poison you"

[PoisonxAlchemist]

Do the cookies contain hydrogenated oils?

[marthe505]

Is it weird if I just buy them just because the box cx And keep all the fortune cookies by myself ??

[DireFlavor]

0:36 for Sleight of Hand :)

[Raikou34]

if i had had money at the moment it would all be going to vat19 ;O

[coleybenton]

1:23

[coleybenton]

1:25...

[coleybenton]

1:28 xD

[GManataolcom]

Who drinks wine with Chinese food?

[HabitualGaming]

lmao his face when he reads "you just ate cat"

[zinamaspana]

Fortune cookies aren't even Chinese.

[superbob620]

my 5 guesses to who answers the comments: beth, christen, jon, joey, donna

[vat19com]

@superbob620 I started after the "Meet the Crew" page was put up, so I'm not on it. But since "Youtube Comment Guy" is a bit to write out, and I'm all about brevity, you can call me Rick.

[terrorrname]

@vat19com okay rick!

[pewpewnyancat]

@vat19com Hi Rick :)

[TheManInBlack2003]

@vat19com My name's Bob

[Shift4chizzle]

@vat19com how did u get your name "vat19"?

[alyzaisawesome]

@vat19com I have a little cousin, and I've always wanted to scare her. Are there any, "Scary" fortune cookies?

[llamadan40]

@vat19com Hi Rick! :D

[absolzap82]

@vat19com Hi Rick! :D

[superbob620]

i like how one of the fortunes has the lost code on it

[DragonFlowers101]

"Psst! They're being paid to love you." :> Is it true!?! x"D

[RyanAndMike97]

"you just ate cat"

seems legit

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

Would be cool if we could have our own messages in the fortune cookies

"That wasn't chicken."

[chust1n]

I bet the "Unlucky Numbers" are 666

[MrRagalshnagal]

I got a fortune that said "Oops, wrong cookie."

Yes, it's legit.

[J41mEV4rG45]

can i have one for free? :D

[leonso100]

But what if they know about this?Do we just stalk them when they go to a chinesse restaruant and quickly do it when they are in the bathroom?

[vat19com]

@leonso100 You can always have the person at the buffet who brings you the bill deliver them.

[FaizQ12]

Akward moment when both people order unfortunate cookies

[azkaschanel]

this store reminds me of fred and george's joke shop

[spam1712]

SLEIGHT OF HAND LOLOLO

[Fapple]

oww hell no, that racist fortune has to got to goo!

[UberGamer1030]

LOL YOU JUST ATE CAT. XD

[everysnakesdream22]

Vat19, selling AMERICAN stuff since the age of AWESOMENESS!

[IamFRIGGINLame]

0:20 looks like ian from smosh

[WasupCalifornia]

Fortune cookies were created in San Francisco

[koderbug92]

Why can't I stop watching? D:

[Hufflepuffpie143]

fortune cookies were created in America ... yeah ... weird.

[vat19com]

@Hufflepuffpie143 As we know them, yes. However, there was a sort of "proto" fortune cookie that was created in Kyoto in the early 19th century called a "tsujiura senbei" which predate our fortune cookies. No matter how you slice it, however, fortune cookies are not a Chinese invention.

[sakisakasan]

@vat19com which is why you called them a classic chinese food tradition *slow claps* good job

[vat19com]

@sakisakasan Yes, a classic Chinese food tradition. As opposed to being a fast food tradition or steak house tradition.

[Hufflepuffpie143]

@vat19com You replied comment guy! I am honoured :) !

[alienvspredator444]

@sakisakasan yea, and actual chinese restaurant still uses these stuff

[jacob94rules]

lol the captions said korean instead of creative

[MienKraftz]

Lmfao racist cookies

[MoreMelloPlease]

So I guess I got the memo that eating cat is a bad thing now..?

[Imonlytenlol]

lolwut?

[Lonsoleil]

Vat19 please, please, PLEASE put the product prices on your YouTube videos!!

[ThrashMetalForces]

@Lonsoleil That would reduce traffic to their site, and besides, every time they would have to change the price of something, they would have to return to the video and update it. Imagine if the VAT went up, they would have to update all their videos.

[vat19com]

@ThrashMetalForces Beat me to it!

[ThrashMetalForces]

@vat19com Better luck next time!

[TheTrollPeople]

psst there being paid to love you. gf: i love you honey

[ddrisawesome123]

we were learning china's history and said to take a fortune cookie. my fortune was error 404: fortune not found. i think he got the unfortunate fortune cookies

[jjhalkmen]

you totaly should open a store it would be my fav

[XTheMadAppleX]

Is it me or the 'You ate a cat' is a bit racist (by that i mean a prejudice) XD 

[RsMaxedOut]

@XTheMadAppleX lmao very racist i got suspend and almost expelled (princibal is chinese) for saying this as a joke to my best friend

[vat19com]

@RsMaxedOut Context is everything.

[keatonlegostudios]

At 0:35 with CC on it says had several women

[inphasesith]

You just ate cat...in bed.

[hiheho11233]

when it said "you just ate cat" i LITERALLY lmfao'd

i have no ass now cuz i laughed it off

[WinXPwhiz]

THIS. IS. SPART I mean HILARIOUS!! Really go get it. Now. Or I'll be hiding under your bed when you go to sleep and you won't wake up in the morning. Just kidding.

[WinXPwhiz]

I tried this on my friend and he got the "you just ate cat". He just sat there, turned pale and dumped the rest of his food. XD

[xXBackwardsme11]

these are beast just i don't buy stuff online

[Husocc]

That guys keyboard has usb ports anyone notive that?

[vat19com]

@Husocc Doesn't yours?

[MrDrybowser151]

@vat19com No, o.o

[vat19com]

@MrDrybowser151 You can pick them up at most electronics stores. They're a little more expensive than regular keyboards, but it's super convenient.

[AnEvilPanda]

@vat19com That has to be the most epic keyboard in the world.

[simpsonnextdoor]

@vat19com They look like PAC-MAN! I'll take 19,000 packs. :-)

[Imonlytenlol]

@MrDrybowser151

neither does mine...

[simpsonnextdoor]

@vat19com Maybe you should do an update on them with a fortune saying 'Someone broke your TV! You cannot afford another one.'

[Moose1207]

@vat19com Mine doesn't, but its also bluetooth...

[jakeramsay007]

@vat19com nope :D

[puppyeyes49]

@vat19com i bought one and my cousin ate it and said that it tastes different

[zvoninemir90]

@Husocc yeah so you can plug in ur mouse or headphones

[MegaAtHome]

@Husocc yes. so what?

[JeebuzCrist]

@Husocc So? it's pretty common...

[baseballdude1065]

@Husocc its called a mac lmao...you pc users wouldnt know...

[BellaStarrymoon]

you just ate cat... xD

[grandthefttaco4]

i remember one time i got a real fortune cookie that said " next time, order the shrimp "

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

"All the stalls are taken" should be one of them

[Welcome2myPageYa]

lol

[MisterLollypop]

i want arrow to the knee joke cookies

[vat19com]

@MisterLollypop It's not likely, as the fortune has to be either clever or funny, something that meme has never been.

[randomvideos6121]

dear vat19. i love the way you pwn your haters

[geriann101]

well he can really stech his dollors

[MrBmxer1313]

that is so cool

[baums5808]

isn't "you just ate cat" racist?

[AzureuxGameVideos]

@baums5808 what if it is?

[snvalens]

@baums5808 no. "you just ate dog" is racist.

[EmilAppeal]

@spear9022 Her name is Beth

[spear9022]

what is her name at 0:07 she is very attractive

[TheNyanster]

Cam we personalise the fortunes?

[vat19com]

@TheNyanster Sorry, but we do not do custom orders.

[smartastic1]

how many different fortunes are there?

[MairacleMaker10]

Hey, vat19, on of the fortunes says that the winning lotto numbers for september 2011 are... but, its 2011, so that one wont work

[vat19com]

@MairacleMaker10 That's why it's funny.

[Dabossjoe90]

You guys should open up a STORE!

[Kenjessashsyd]

@Dabossjoe90 I KNOW RIGHT TOTALLY!

[HanDynasty26349]

Sometimes these fortunes are real and sometimes they live i remember i had a fortune cookie telling me i will get what i wanted for a long time and then on christmas my grandmother bought me that very gift ive always wanted for a very long time

[Nickythepickle]

You should have called them "Uncomfortable Cookies" xD

[quirkyuiop]

How many cookies are fortunes are there to a box?

[todayimbluebery]

What if they already watched this video? D:

[AnimeXgeek4ever]

Fortune cookies were invented in America by David Jung.

[vat19com]

@AnimeXgeek4ever They were popularized in America, but the earliest form of fortune cookies actually come from Japan.

[powerup3005]

@vat19com no they started in a chineze resteraunt in california

[vat19com]

@powerup3005 As we know them, yes. However, there was a sort of "proto" fortune cookie that was created in Kyoto in the early 19th century called a "tsujiura senbei" which predate our fortune cookies. No matter how you slice it, however, fortune cookies are not a Chinese invention.

[briansch2]

@vat19com You just have to prove everyone wrong don't you.

[vat19com]

@briansch2 Well, I was a teacher, so I guess old habits are hard to break. 

[JimbertAwesomeness]

"help I am being held prisoner in a Chinese resturant

[Caramell9898]

@JimbertAwesomeness LMAO that should go in a fortune cookie

[xraidedlok]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH these videos are genius

[MrNewElvis]

lol i always play a game with my fortune cookies, just add "In Bed" After you're fortune! :D Example: "You're immediate future is very bright in bed"

[vat19com]

@MrNewElvis In my younger, wilder days we did the same thing, but would always add "...on acid". One which I saved and still have to this day is, "You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability... on acid."

[random2000abl]

how would you know which cookie is which becuase you could get "there being paid to love you" while they dont have a girlfriend lol

[Varindran]

is there a way to tell what fortune is in which cookie? so we know what fortune they are going to get b4 they open it?

[gyuh789654]

go to 1:05 to see a furtune

[justsomebritishgirl]

Is there anyway of knowing which phrase will be inside the fortune cookie if all the ones that you order are different sayings?

[ilikecheesealot143]

1;21 lol !!!!!!!!!!!

[meepmop6]

Dear Vat19,

I am a creative writer that writes these fortunes. I write this stuff everyday. Please don't insult my job. It means the world to me.

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

It would be kind of awesome if you could write your own fortune in the cookie

but that would probably involve a lot of overly complicated steps and much more moolah

:(

nice tho XD

[montykombat]

these fortune cookies fortunes are quite unfortunate

[hazlenutcocoa148]

how many come in i order

[PenguinAce21]

I gave one of these to my brother and it read: " I would give you a fortune... but you don't have a good one, so I'll let it slide"

[fusionfallplayer6000]

It's funny how the guy that was typing the fortune messages on a Windows computer, but the text document had the style of a Mac. :P

[courtneyluvsglee]

Could you make one that says "Help! I'm been held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"