Mad Tv - Arnold's Terminator (jesus parody)

[amrit007100]

"I got a lot on my mind right now" ha ha

[keller129]

"Russian Pilot at 10'o clock" BOOM!

[guitarsANDcars39]

@keller129 he actually said "Pontius Pilate at 10 o clock" Pontius Pilate is the guy who ordered Jesus to get crucified, which is very funny

[qwerty82822]

It's funny how when jesus was standing in front the the crowd, they all run when they see Arnold with his gun. Especially since guns weren't even inveted at that time. LOL:)

[Eliand100]

@qwerty82822 didn't you see the Romans coming?

[madmaxrerisen]

Thats a crack up and madtv did well,,, it was done without putting christians down and great in humour

[nachtelfirokese88]

xD i love it xD

[lokegurl9797]

why?

[jeigo]

we can use this now during occupy

[dhonda200]

goes to show u can put arnold in just about any movie and it becomes amazing!!

[Paizankidd]

26 people were terminated.

[tooawesome2bereal]

@indigobipolargemini "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

[IndigoBipolarGemini]

My question is: How did he get a Shotgun, They didnt exist back then?

You cant bring anything through the portal and cant return either

[Mar1vs]

@IndigoBipolarGemini

He invented and made one in 33 ys. ;D

[nintendomasterjake]

"The meek shall inherit the action"

[aevanism]

haaa haaaa haaa crazy !!!! cant sop laughing

[NekoWeiss]

poor fellow being shot 3 times to death and then being returned from there 2 times to feel the pain again XD

[Metal1998]

Im programed to protect you

[poet279]

This is what terminator 3 should have been.

[paulgosen777]

Arne, Arnie, Arnie, Don't you know Jesus will be back?

[FaceD0wn1]

It's gonna be better than Passion Of Christ

[PoliticalBoondocks]

killuminati.isgreat.org /zion,html

[johnsoncuiChina]

come with me if you wanna live LOL HAHAHAHA XD

[MultiHollywoodYoutub]

"forgive him father, he is a robot from the future" XD

[tyncho222]

watch?v=GxfMchOuzBg&feature=mh­_lolz&list=FLm3PVtR_Iykg

[tyncho222]

watch?v=GxfMchOuzBg&feature=mh­_lolz&list=FLm3PVtR_Iykg



[CurvesRsexy08]

STOP STOP KILLING JUDAS!!! LMFAO!!!!

Look i've got a lot on my mind right now and you're really starting to stress me out now ok? OK!

[PJHisham]

arnold schwarzenegger, the only time a white guy can say the n word and get away with it

[CrazzyRomanian]

I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIEEE LOOOLL !!

[SoKoFLiKo1]

PONTIUS PILATE 10 O' CLOCK..!!! Bang!!! hahahahahahhaha

[wcdfilms]

I'd pay to see this movie.

[Mr1131988]

Is that the real Arnold?

[23bilog23]

glutton for punishment?? lol

[tmgboy]

WHY???......WHY?????......WHY?­??? XD

[snakelemon]

the bible is like a software manual, noone reads through it completely, but everyone accepts it^^

[Silverballer45ACP]

hahahhaa the first time i saw this i was coughing cause i was laughing to hard XD XD XD and he's killing judas when jesus turns around.

"donto worry, heel be bak" that was the best part

[Rhad1979]

Hell be back!!

[behnamasid]

There would be no atheists if this was real.

[MrCorndogEater]

i WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE WILL Sasso

[lonerziek]

lol he must've killed Judas like 3 times! XD

[MultiGerman1994]

why

why

why

why

[3soccerstars]

Mad TV was close to displacing SNL- but SNL is the true GOD of American late night tv.

[MrFantomas45]

@3soccerstars because mad tv was more funnier then SNL

[3soccerstars]

@MrFantomas45

More funnier? Really? Is that like most funniest? Or the bestest?

SNL's worst episodes are equal to Mad TV's greatest.

Please.

[paperbagshinobi]

jesus christ

john connor

it all makes sense now. they both need the terminator to protect them

[lowlifeboy]

lmao at judas

[SlashyJ]

@lowlifeboy

STOP! Stop killing Judas!

[bassanaly112]

why? XD

[m3sopotamian]

why are the people fearing ARNOLD if they don't even know what a shotgun is

[UniverseenigmA]

Hahahaha!! Kreatif..

[JohnPerron53]

funny

[punedav007]

Tell me about it! It was the best thing i have seen in such a long time. As a growing up Christian, i must say, i enjoyed it very much. The thing about being a Christian is not just to laugh but also to laugh at ourselves. An example of how truly Christ our lord has been. Thanks for posting this and God Bless. Loved it very much.

[mightyjoe911]

The last time I went to the theatre was back in 1997...Movie suck..But this one I will go..

[gaaragal16]

I would SO see that movie!

[ziggyeric]

stupid

[YDKKDY]

xD

Stop! Stop killing Judas!

[yong40]

why?



[GunitAlex]

Why

J:

Why

J:

Why

J:

Why

=))

[villarius]

-) But for now, let us eat!

-) EAT THIS! BOOM! ;DDDDD

[Danoseyguy]

Why?

[dgallegos4201]

The only YouTube has going for itself is preserving these hilarious moments for all generations to enjoy!

[tasemmm]

Don't worry .... He'll be back :D

[MrMisharos]

@tasemmm that's shit

[afonscp]

I would freaking pay for this film!!!!

[austinfarrell89]

Stop! Stop killing Judas!!! rofl

[ScyteBlade]

Judas kill count: 3

[Teodor1533]

Where did he get the sunglasses

[ben1996]

Gone to Nazareth

[nagamora]

god did't came to earth to be killed by his creatures unless he is not god

think about it !!

[CplFilly18over]

@nagamora you're right mate, doesnt make sense does it, shame most people just dont get it.

[ACDC7369]

PONTIUS PILATE AT 10 O CLOCK

[FMV89]

PONTIUS PILATE LOL

[IDmadge]

You are REALLY starting to stress me out!

[williambernardbrown]

stop killing judas for the sake of all humanity

[williambernardbrown]

stop killing judas

[TheMovieBrotherZ]

PONCYE PILAT AT 10 0'CLOCK.

[WarriorBoy]

THIS  should have been the actual Terminator 3.

[tdg4evar35]

at least they didnt make fun of Jesus.

but he wouldnt get so stressed.....

lol u cant kill ppl

why?

cuz its a sin

why?

cuz its not nice

.... why?

[Loopa7206]

this has to be made into a movie!!!

[Loopa7206]

They should make a movie of this

[DaEmoBoii]

STOP! STOP KILLING JUDAS !!

[roboecto]

Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock!

[Jirloow]

16 people are retarded jesusfags.

[AlphaNearBakura13]

@515SicMaggot515 no affence taken. and the reason y im not christian is cuz ppl these days r filling our minds with loads of stuff that i dunno wut 2 believe in anymore...

[snakedemon11]

@AlphaNearBakura13 this coming from a person who cannot spell OFFENSE correctly. Your age is showing.

[AlphaNearBakura13]

@snakedemon11 um... dude, im 14 and i spelled that on purpose cuz when u think about it the "o" on "offence" souynds like "a"

[TheRealTaco87]

Don't worry. He'll be back!

BEST LINE EVAR!

[gameplaypark]

@sandersonspartans62 So would 505 People living in US, Canada and Europe

[livejoker24]

Arnold should of taken out the whole army of romans. History would of been more awesome that way :D

[MiissyDiva]

Lol

[AlphaNearBakura13]

im not Christian (im and Atheist), but if the real Jesus was this badass and had cooperated with "theTerminator" i would totally change my faith.

[durpinator]

I wish that was Terminator 3.

[RGMerkel]

This would be the best Terminator, EVER!

[LookoutItsaPsyco]

Bless this film xDDD lmao

[tfk260]

THE GREATEST ACTION STORY EVER TOLD

[cdemanelis]

hahaha love it

[Nikos0307]

does anybody knows.??..is this part of a movie.???

[theSCREAMingDEAD]

what's arnold saying a 4:17? :o

[tldevilsh]

@theSCREAMingDEAD pontius pilate 10 o'clock.  pontius pilate was governor and gave execution order of jesus

[Brzy33]

"Pontius Pilate at ten o'clock! - BANG - Gimme that thing!!

[boogulls]

@sandersonspartans62 who wouldnt =)

[sstylianou]

Anyone who hates this has no sense of humour this is hilarious and I can't get enough of it.

Hastalavista baby Jesus.LMAO

[linkinpao]

The story is touching hahaha

[SiriusKalkaros]

14 people miss the like button becouse they laught so bad.

[Vitalizzzz]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

[alexdos316]

let us eat...EAT THIS!! bang!!! jajajajaja

[SURVIEW1]

Damn...that was the best thing ever! Lol...oh my god imagine how the bible would of been after that!

[Humidi]

@SURVIEW1 This is actually what happened.

[5till3r]

@SURVIEW1 hate to be a grammar nazi, but this one thing really bugs me: would HAVE been...

[SURVIEW1]

@5till3r Ha ha ha...it's cool man. I've always been great at English as a kid, but when I get carried away I slip.

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

LOL, poor Juras. he got shot 3 times haha.

[ripvain]

Jesus: "STOP--!!!! STOP KILLING JUDAS!"

[pekmeng93]

You should kill

Why?

because its not nice

why?

Oh forgive him father is he a robot from the future

*both looks up in the sky*

[onlinevideomayn]

Who does he say is at 10 o clock? Its annoying me haha

[steveecker]

@onlinevideomayn He says, "Pontius Pilate at ten o'clock"

[panxam]

Eat this !! :)

[Bloganon]

"What are you? A wise guy?"

"What are you? A glutton for punishment?"

LMFAO!!

[Melormen123]

Spawncamping Judas haha xD

[martian712]

@Melormen123 Ah it takes a talent to work gaming lingo into that

[iCYKoW]

109999 viewer!!

[lildashmizz]

why? :L

[123pussypop]

Jesus should kill his ass

[fabsthegreat123]

how they laugh in the very beginning is beyond me...

[EdgeOfFreedoms]

jesus is a pathetic fuck stain

[qwertyoopz]

Good job!!! loved it...

WHY ?

[embolado132]

I thought this was so funny. I am a Christian and am not offended in anyway. It wasn't insulting Christianity at all.

[BenBoOlson]

where the fuck did he get the shotgun

[thecpukiller]

@BenBoOlson He had 33 years to build it :-)

[MrBlackberry719]

@BenBoOlson who cares lol

[helloween1987]

@BenBoOlson from the future lol

[bastardjustice]

@BenBoOlson dude, its the age of jesus, the time of miracle.

[EvilSkooma]

@BenBoOlson

and the sunglasses lol

[FarFieldFX]

@BenBoOlson lol he is from the future, he has it xD

[NitroJunkie626]

@FarFieldFX He couldn't have brought it with him, the time portal destroys inanimate objects, remember?

[joma]

@BenBoOlson The Future Hahahaa 

[InfindecimalSlice]

@BenBoOlson its been years since baby jesus, maybe he made it himself :p

[PsycoticHitman]

@BenBoOlson He's from the future...

[pok3rfac]

wow...if this doesnt get the writers a first a ticket on the first train to hell nothing will....its funny though

[TheDeedsOfTheFather]

jesus was born in july

[YourboyP401]

PONTIOUS PILOT AT 10 O CLOCK LMAO

[Chatsworth0utlaw]

yoh dis is so friggin hillarious , esp da last part (he ll be bak) i was roflmao

[robertom2002]

STOP , Stop killing Judas !!!!

[cainsrain]

December 25th was a pagan holiday, the Roman emperor introduced the Christian celebration on this day because it would be an easier way for the people to accept this because they already were used to celebrating a great feast on this day. Just a note but this was indeed hilarious.

[YuneShik]

@cainsrain Just like halloween.

[cainsrain]

@YuneShik Exactafactly! (Yes I know that's a made up word.) Also like Valentines day.

[krowe281]

Lol the terminator's "why's" reminded of how Stewart always says why lmao

[Yahaddix]

Wow ...."You really dont get it do you?"...Sadly many of us today still dont....hatred and bigotry in Jesus name instead showing the same self sacrificing love that leads others into joy of being with the Father...this was a funny clip but was still deep and full of meaning if we have eyes to see it.

[Inuyashafan101Meghan]

dead damn it that was hilarious

[EnSkiva]

I WANT THIS MOVIE TO BE REAL!!!

[9tails23]

forgive him father, he is a robot from the future

[k77jones]

dum.

[MrPrettyBoiii]

Too bad it's not a Real Movie!!!! lol

lmao!!!

[ZeroSixNinetyFour]

i lold at these parts:

-when arnold asked 1 of the wise men "what are u some kind of wise guy?"

-when he repeatedly killed judas

ugh.. my tummy hurts cuz of laughing

[yaneth1050]

LIKED THE FACT THAT THE STORY WAS RESPECTED AT All times.

[miguelrmercado]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[Jvaughan777spider]

this is genius

[iSilversaku]

*crys* why ? hahahah

[Sharky165]

Brilliant...CLASSIC "Mad" !! Luuuuv it !!

It's ironic that 3 years after this sketch, a "Term. 3" *did* come out -- but it would've clearly been MUCH better if it used THIS storyline ! LOL That was the genius of MAD - they always seemed 1 step ahead of reality, so life imitated art rather than the other way around (check out the "Ipad" sketch if U need another example :-)

"What are you, a glutton for punishment?" lmfao

[xMaster711]

Pontius pilate at 10 o' clock rofl

[ArtMaddox]

Damn I havent seen this in a long ass time

[20GATE91]

why....why....why....why....LO­LOLOLL his why's lol

[basherofnoggins]

"Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock!"

*BLAM*

Truly inspired XD

[strikerofear]

dont worry, hell be back

[maxinfidel]

Outstandingly Funny !

 I missed this one.

[VictimeDeReligion]

xD! Hilarious!

[Adam5Taylor]

why? lol

[MyloDude22]

@cjsellers2000

get a sense of humor.

[roderlol]

thou shall not miss this movie... thats so true =\

[Ironfruit]

This is how Terminator 3 SHOULD have been.

[xzogoclock]

lol "y"