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  • An dyou fucked up uploading the movie. Get the scenes right. He already had the ticket

  • @QuietGuitaristfan lol, you're aware the uploader isn't the Critic right? I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to know it's a parody... It still sucks. XD

  • Your such a fucking dumb ass. This movie was supposed to be cliched and a million people have already told you

  • The only review where I ever completely disagreed with NC on, I love this movie. So many scenes are gold, especially the ones involving Benedict. Of course probably my favorite is when Benedict kills someone in the real world and starts screaming that "I just SHOT somebody and I did it on PURPOSE", only for people to scream at him to shut up.

  • hey critic, you screwed up big time. LAH didn't tank at the box office, it grossed over 135 million from a budget of 85 mill. plus, it's a parody, meant to make fun of all the cliches in action movies. i don't get why critics panned this film when Scream did the same thing to horror films pointing out the cliches, but that movie was praised by critics for doing the same thing

  • You know something occurs to me. If a fictional character played by Arnold gets transported to the real world in which Arnold the actor lives...woudn't that cause some kind of temporal disaster resulting in...I don't know...the fabric of space and time unraveling...or something like that. I mean after all even if they never touched or something the simple fact of the EXACT same person existing in the world would likely cause Reality to collapse and so on...You know?

  • 0:31 kid! you're doing cliche that you explain to him!

  • You want a GOOD parody of the buddy-cop/action genre? Watch "Hot Fuzz".

  • so the Grim Reaper learned english when he enter the real world? haha

  • The only reason this movie bombed at the box office was because it had to compete with Jurassic Park after a week of its release....

  • The reason those other cops are there is to show the kid entered the movie universe. Evidently all the action movies are in the same world.

  • 1:22 Isn't that an homage to Alan Rickman falling off the skyscraper in Die Hard?

  • Put that put that cookie put that put that cookie put that put that cookie down down down cookie down!

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  • I don't think the Critic understands that the whole premise of this film is that it isn't suppose to be taken seriously. It's parodying every Schwarzenegger action movie the way the Scary movie films or other parodies have done.

  • I have no problem with the Critic, but I have to agree: He does not get the point of this movie AT ALL. How does the bad guy killing Ahnold not make sense? He dies, no more Slater movies.

  • Look at the thumbnail, for this video.

    YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISAH!!!

  • And the best joke of all is when people hate NC just because they don't agree with him. As if our opinions of the movies he reviews are unimportant. Just because he bashes on a movie that you like that doesn't mean you start plotting his assassination. Take it as a joke and move on.

  • I didnt make that comment below me.

  • Put that cookie down!

  • Debbie does Dallas.... EW!

  • the one part they didnt parody was when arnold screams and yells mindlessly and the filmmaker want us to take it seriously, they didnt have the boy mock it and laugh about it, they actually wanted us to take it seriously when he was yelling like a lunatic when he was carrying the dead body

  • I can't believe he didn't mention anything about how awesome Charles Dance is...

  • @MissAliGrace Don't be surprised. The motherfucker was bashing apart this great movie. Maybe it's not his fault because he ain't a reviewer, he is just a lame-ass comedian/character/gimmik or whatever the fuck... simply LAME

  • @biestrig9 Well good thing you're not on his videos since you don't like him... oh, wait....

  • Lol didn't notice the detail about the reaper staying out of the movie when I saw it gj reviewing

  • POOT DAT COOKIE DOOOWN

  • One ticket to rule them all. One ticket to find them...oh forget it...

  • 0:36 ha! take that for explain not shooting the guy cliches

  • Look! Elephant!

  • @WorldChallenge *Burger King appears* Now cut that out!

  • ( : <---- This means that I enjoyed this vid.

  • @TheseNuts86

    ? <------- This means that I am confused as to why you didn't just say that?

  • Old Parody Movies are like Last Action Hero and Airplane.

    Modern Parody Movies have some ties to the writers/directors/actors connected to the Scary Movie series....

    I'll stick with LAH and Airplane.

  • Holy Crap, the Grim Reaper is played by Gandalf the White!

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  • LOOK ELEPHANT

  • The "Kill Arnold to kill Slater" plan doesn't make sense, because even if they kill Arnold, the movies still exist. If they'd killed Arnold before he made ANY Slater flicks, then it might work, but the flicks and therefore Slater exist, so it isn't gonna work. Maybe if they burned all the prints, negatives and DVDs, but that would take too long.

  • I think i always remember this movie as better than it is because of the villains premise from the end

  • Now that I watch this again, this HAS to be trolling with all the bits he's leaving out. Like Slater smacking around the villain, but giving him an actual slap on the wrist for something he did to his ex-wife. Funny shit.

  • thumbs up if you jamed to "put that cookie down"

  • i this saw lost action hero the other night, it seem to be a OK flim, all can i say i saw far worser movies in my life

  • Their three reviews that I disagree with him, District 9, this review and Lost World: Jurassic Park

  • I loved the Last Action Hero as a kid and I knew what the Seventh Seal was :[ ...then again, I AM Swedish, so... yeah, moot point

  • Imagine Hollywood remaking "The Seventh Seal" Arnold playing a game of chess with Death

  • @TheHoleBag: "I'm a checkers guy." Cold cocks Death, end credits with ACDC playing.

  • Remember guys, the Nostalgia Critic's shtik is to hate every movie he sees.

  • I enjoyed this film. At least he didn't say something like, "I'd rather have my eyeballs gauged out with a spork whilst rats slowly chewed away my testicles than watch this film again," because I'd rather watch a rubbish film.

  • Oh my God! Nostalgia critic referenced swede mason! cue spiritually uplifting church music suggesting ascent to heaven! I only have one thing to say about this movie now. You may not like it...but it does have a buttery biscuit base. And then BANG! Here comes the.......

  • Where did NC get the idea for the whole 'I'm gonna eat you' joke for Arnold?

  • So..you're making a joke...out of the movies' jokes? The Critic eitehr didn't have any idea what movie to do next or didn't get the movie

  • @utarefson9 Or it was a bad movie that failed to be funny and thats why he is making fun of it. Did you ever just think of that??

  • @shadowwolf426 but who the fuck says it failed? do you REALLY think it failed? it's a hell of a good movie... i don't get it...

  • @USAGAMES Shut the hell up. Stop being such a picky asshole. Of course he gets the movie. His show is a comedy show. The critic is one if his characters. It's not really Doug's opinion. It's totally obvious.

  • @USAGAMES A lot of people said this movie failed, If you think it's good than that's fine it doesn't matter the only reason this movie made money was because of Arnold. Other than that this movie was crap and a lot of critics say so.

  • @shadowwolf426 He's making fun of the things the movie makes fun of.HE'S JUST REPEATING THE JOKE IN A MORE OBVIOUS WAY.

  • put that cookie down¡¡¡

  • Why Burger King whenever he hears the words Elephant?

  • Look, ELEPHANT!

    That's hilarious

  • i'm sorry but last action hero is supposed to mock all the movie cliché that schwarzenegger have been playing, like the bad puns, catchphrases, explosion that make no sence, the one man army thing... it is a parody so i don't really see the point of tearing it appart!

  • @ptitdsf it was boring

  • @Jaws1009 well everyone is allowed his opinion but i really thought it was entertaining ^^

  • @ptitdsf ok it was funny at times

  • @ptitdsf Well, Vampires Suck, Disaster Movie, and Epic Movie were parodies, and everyone tears them apart. Because, you know, they were apparently bad movies.

    I haven't seen this, but even as a parody, this doesn't seem that good.

  • @FlyingFocs Last Action hero is SO much better than the Friedberg/Seltzer movies. It's not perfect but to compare it to those is just asinine. Quit following Doug's opinion like a sheep.

  • @doctordopplepopolous I never said anything about this being as bad or worse that Friedberg/Seltzer movies. In fact, I think I'd rather watch any of the Twilight movies, or one of those Nicholas Sparks romance flicks as opposed to a FS production (by the way, FS is fly s**t, no Friedberg/Seltzer)

  • @FlyingFocs the thing is, it IS good! of course if you have seen the movie through the review, you're probably gonna think the opposite, but give it a try, you won't regret it

  • @ptitdsf OKay, I'll give it a fair shot.

    I get the feeling I'm going to hate the kid, though. Don't know why.

  • @ptitdsf I'm sorry, but the Nostalgia Critic is a character made up for comedical pourpose who reviews old movies and says negative things about them, acting like they're the worst thing ever. It's a parody so I don't really see the point of calling a ficitonal character out!

  • @ptitdsf true, tearing a parody apart is like watching superman and complaining it can't be real

  • @ptitdsf

    As explained countless times, including by Doug himself when countless people wrote him about this, he didn't know at the time.

  • @ptitdsf Because that's the appeal of the Nostalgia Critic. That's what he does. He'll tear everything apart, no matter how much anyone likes it.

  • @ptitdsf If a movie is a parody, ite doesn't mean it has to be a bad movie. There are good parody movies, but this just doesn't seem like one.

  • @stebsis well you should watch it! it's fun, entertainning and with nice action scenes. quite the opposite of what he says. i usually agree with critic and very often the movies he reviews are bad ones, but this one is really enjoyable.

  • The grim reaper is on the loose? he doesnt kill anyone. he is just the embodient of death, with people dying by other means. he didnt kill danny

  • @thebadthinker2 WOW your username is really descriptive, IDIOT. The fact that he bitches over movies is what makes him FUNNY. I'm so sorry that you are severely mentally inpaired and cannot understand, but that's it.

  • Is that movie mistake one of the classic blunders? XP

  • WTF? bitching about a parody film? WOW you have failed miserably, RATFACE

  • @thebadthinker2 you get to remember when you comment here to some people the nostalgia critic is a all knowing god. something to think about

  • Great soundtrack for this movie too. Love it. Only thing even slightly annoying is the kid, but great movie still, NC is lying on this one. I like the put that cookie down remix though, put that on itunes.

  • @avpfanboy27 and @roddersnextaccount FINALLY! COMMENTERS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE BRAINS!

    HALLELUJAH!!!

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  • Arnold: ELEPHANT!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • This movie was horrible compare to arnoldz other films

  • This movie is not a simple action movie but an artistic film. Mctiernan is a greatest movie maker and Last Action Hero is a very good film..

    And you'r video is not critique.. Your nothing dude, you have no culture, you have nothing, you know nothing about cinema

  • @woltiabowol artistic? are you high? its a film that attempts to be a satire on films but fails and ends up being an overblown failure, both finacially and critically.

    funny that you claim he knows nothing about cinema when you call Mctiernan the greatest movie maker (theres millions better than him) and call this very good

    and, can't you read? he said he isn't the nostalgia critic, so your little bitch rant won't reach him (like he'd care)

    this comments a parody of your rant btw

  • @roddersnextaccount I know he isn't the nostalgia critic. but i'm French and in France Mctiernan is considered like a very very good moviemaker with predator, die hard, last action hero... I'm very sad to see american people hate movies who are masterpeace like Conan with Schwarzeneger and Last action hero.

  • @woltiabowol why is Mctiernan considered such a good filmmaker in france? have the french never heard of people like stanley kubrick, quentin tarantino, martin scorcese or christopher nolan?

  • @woltiabowol no no no we do not think mctiernan is shit or arnold is shit we just all agree that last action hero is shit and always will be

  • @woltiabowol dude, Conan and last action hero are in no way masterpieces, they're shit. it just sounds like you haven't had the capacity to actually watch some good movies

  • @roddersnextaccount

    Having seen this movie with the expectation of it being a complete action movie parody, I actually kinda liked it. I wouldn't call it shit so long as you make no attempts to take it seriously. But Conan, though I haven't seen much of it, I couldn't expect to be good, but for it's time it was probably entertaining.

  • @Brotassium00 hey stop being reasonable you'll confuse the trolls

  • One Ticket to rule them all

    One Ticket to find them

    One Ticket to bring them all,

    And the Darkness Bind them.

  • @inphasesith Lame

    

  • 27 people have twelve more teeth than the average human being.

  • next to review are

    Gremilins

    Sonic the hedgehog

    Star trek Generations

    Beyond Animator

    The last airbender

  • He completely skipped the funny part with "Ive just shot somebody and i did it on purpose". besides its a movie criticizing action movies that are convenient so it has to be convenient. duh. His eye explodes because hes from a world where explosive glass eyes are a good idea. Again it makes fun of action movies. How could you say its boring? iz funy!

  • "uzually wen i do it it livz a whore"

  • Don't forget the line, "If God were a villain, he'd be me."

  • Dracula,King kong,Adolf Hitler,Cannable Hector = best movie ever

  • Yay! Bonkers finally got a pair! XP

  • thanks to this review I want to see that movie again.

    There are so many funny things I missed.

    thanks NC and NCfan.

  • In the end, NC should've said 'I'm the Cookie Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!'

  • You totally do not get satire AT ALL.

  • This film has a lot of problems, but the inclusion of the Grim Reaper is one of the biggest. One, he walks out of "The Seventh Seal," a film the large majority of the filmgoeing public has never heard of (especially action flick junkies) and two, he just is there as a sloppy plot device to tell Danny how to save Jack (and really, Danny could have figured it out himself). And then he's just left wandering around with no resolution to him being in the real world. Very poorly done.

  • I actually like this movie.

  • 1:31 is a parody of the Hans Gruber death scene in Die Hard, also directed by John McTiernan

  • Put that cookie down!!

  • NC didn't talk about the best quote in the whole movie.

    "You killed Mozart."

    "Mo who?"

    "Zart."

  • he forgot to mention that the cat was played by danny devito

  • John McTiernan actually made some cool movies:

    Die Hard

    The Hunt for Red October

    Predator

    Die Hard with a Vengeance

    But then there is this turd and the even worse Rollerball.

    He's very hit or miss!

  • lol damn autocorrect spelling thing freaking hell man

  • meh...I liked it..which says a lot about my weird ass since of humor didoes it

  • 2:29 The guns, they do nothing!

  • Last Action Hero 2: Dead Takes a Holliday xD

  • Charles Dance is the best thing about the movie.

  • That cookie must be full of steroids.

  • 1:02 :P:P

  • XD That "put that cookie down" remix is so catchy and funny at the same time.

    But yea, this movie had alot of potential to be good, only to be very subpar.

  • PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!!!!!! :)

  • 00:16

    am I insane, or is that Carmen Sandiego walking by in the background?

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  • Critic sometimes you are way too harsh and way to biased, this movie isn't excellent but it isn't bad either.

  • 0:17 Oh my god! Saliari's finished off Mozart, and now he's gonna kill Arnold!

  • I actually liked the movie

    

  • Sono deluso: mi hai fatto ridere come sempre, ma hai sputato su un buon film, ignorando di proposito che molte sciocchezze erano volute per auto ironia e dimenticando di segnalare molte cose che meritavano davvero di essere criticate, come le parolacce e i pessimi effetti speciali.

  • C'MON CRITIC! You HAVE to give the kid points for pointing out the biggest movie mistake of explaining too much. I mean, SOMEONE had to eventually.

  • @ChristinasMinx Yeah! and by doing it, he explained too much himself, oh, the irony!

  • That was an awesome soundmanipulation at the end.

  • People, I have seen this movie and fucking love it, I just finished this review and fucking loved it.

    The Nostalgia Critic is a Character, (Doug Walker knows his shit) Nostalgia Critic is often seen as an Over the top character, even in parodies. Its funny that the people who now criticizing him, are now the bigger joke. (its like Bum reviews how he always starts off saying 'This is the best movie ever") If you don't like stop watching this video Christ, Now excuse me, I'm off to go see Hamlet.

  • Magneto as the Grim Reaper. How fitting :)

  • Is Nostalgia Critic really that stupid? I remember this movie as I was a kid, and even then I understood that this movie is a parody. And what's up with those pervert remarks everytime a kid is talking to an old man? First couple of times it was funny, but now it looks like he's paranoid, and seems to see hidden homosexual or pedophilic intent where most people wouldn't.

  • Couldn't they have gotten trapped in a Star Wars movie?

  • Somehow they find out that this body at a funeral is going to explode with some sort of nerve gas.. I don't know, just play along.

  • amazing how they got an American Grim Reaper from a Swedish film

  • @HeroicRebellion amazing how you think Ian Mckellen is American.

  • Actually the reason why Benedict (the villain) explodes is because his red eye is a bomb, they say it earlier in a movie. So it's actually pretty feasible that when Slater shot his eye, it would blow up.

  • That would be pretty kick ass, though: having a movie about just being able to summon fictional characters in the real world. Now THAT would indeed be awesome.

  • The Ripper is not Steven Wright, it's Tom Noonan! NC totally fucked this up.

    He mistakes Tom Noonan for Steven Wright which isn't even possible considering Noonan's make-up doesn't even disguise his features!

    He mistakes Art Carney and Robert Prosky? Are you friggin kidding me?!?

    NC fails at simple research. If somebody is going to riff on something at least they should take the time to get the names right. Especially with well known actors.

  • What is the put that cookie down remix from?

  • @platypusvids It's from Jingle All the Way (Christmas movie starring Arnold)

    If you meant the movie the line was taken from which was made into the remix that is..

  • LOOK ELEPHANT!!!

  • Put that nerve-gas bomb corpse down! and then...get to the crane lift!

    (Lame, I know; but you chuckled.)

  • PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN

  • this movie rocked. nc's voice is turrbll.

  • this show become even more unfunny because he really think he is funny

  • I think I once watched a bit of this movie, actually. I recognize it by the line, "my whole life is a damn movie". (And also by the Grim Reaper poking his weapon thingy out of the movie screen.) I didn't even know it was Last Action Hero until I saw this!

  • I found the steam in his ears kinda funny

  • NOOOOooooooOOOooooOOOooo!!!

    This movie was meant to satirize action movie cliches, you assicle!

    It's not "another dumb action flick", it's a parody!

    Shame on you, you whore!!!

  • @DoucheyMcknitpick What makes you think it can't be both?

  • @DoucheyMcknitpick

    I almost thumbed you down until I read your username, clever!

  • @DoucheyMcknitpick so??? A movie is still a movie. It's like the twilight owners said it was a parody of good movies, so it was good as well. It's stupid.

  • Grim REAPER IS ON THE LOOSE! '' hahah!!! best part xD 5:53

  • DOWN, DOWN, PUT THAT COOKIES DOWN! XD

  • elephant shit hahaha

  • Kid shut up! A Shwarzenneger movie where he's saved by a FUCKING CAT! There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM! You're just angry because I have 12 more teeth than the average human being (that part made me laugh a little too hard). One ticket to rule them all one ticket to fin... Oh forget it. PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

  • @twilightwindwaker It was called Junior

  • 1:02 - Look! Elephant!

    *Burger king pops out*