Worst Gun in Black Ops ft. Cr1TiKaL

[steveman1823]

This is the only good team noble video

[SuperEagles97]

MORE CR1TIKAL!

[OfficialProfesorMyst]

You should be a creature

[BIGxxBURTHA]

@OfficialProfesorMyst as much as i love the creatures, no, just no. Cr1tikal isnt just like any of them.

[MrUnkown456]

Sex Dolls ??

In Ur House

Weird

[SteelCurtainD7694]

Cr1TiKal is like Cris Collinsworth, neither of them say anything that is too relevant, except I don't want to destroy humanity after listening to Cr1TiKal, Cris needs to be replaced by Cr1TiKal and Al Michaels (who is good), should be replaced by DemetrysJames86 (the Greg Jennings broken leg and Marshawn Lynch guy). I mean, just imagine hearing about guys putting teams on their backs do and interesting nipple facts every down, that's something that NBC needs to start providing on its broadcasts.

[xxXKillTheRedsXxx]

Hey jackass, the mortars are only good for cleaning out campers.

[Terrorstanius]

@xxXKillTheRedsXxx Hey Jackass, do you have any idea who you are talking to?

A legend loved and told by millions

#95 most subscribed

You should be ashamed

NOW BEGIN SUCKING THE DICK OF UR NEW MASTER, CR1TIKAL!!!! ALL HAIL CR1TIKAL

[ghetofil]

Cr1tikal is the best !! :D

[mrmclewisguy]

Cr1tiKaL why did you join these other guys? your'e way better than anyone in team noble.

[vadersdemise93]

lol, this whole channel is trash except for this video.

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

-Sees Cr1tiKal

-Click

[ironkilla100]

SHOW US YOUR FACE Cr1tiKaL!!!!!!!!!!.

[logandh2]

who the fuck is Cr1t1kal?

[ThatOnePony]

@logandh2 Die.

[logandh2]

@ThatOnePony what? I've never heard of him damn.

[ThatOnePony]

@logandh2 loljk. Just look him up. He has a lot of hilarious videos.

[Voltage530]

@logandh2 You should probably just end your life.

[logandh2]

@Voltage530 No thanks, my aunt and best friend already killed themselves, I've had enough suicide for one lifetime you prick. Suicide jokes aren't funny and I hope to God you dumb fucks will realize that and stop telling people to kill themselves.

[95lewiscameron]

Seeing Cr1t1kal play this game well kinda sucks!

[PivotMakeranimations]

Cr1t1kal can't make videos about Call of Duty because the fan boys will get pissed if he's not serious and boring while playing it

[DippedNcheese]

@MrSkyRampage FIRST OF all you clearly have no sense of humor and worship video games a little too much.

[tenchumaster4grand]

@Adam420Dreadz is gay

[Adam420Dreadz]

@tenchumaster4grand is an uneducated fanboy

[Seversher]

@Adam420Dreadz 3 words: Get a Life.

[tenchumaster4grand]

@Adam420Dreadz awwww someone who only plays video games with his mommy. "fucking up the gaming community", "your aim is garabge". I play COD but you are addicted as hell. Outside is great, go experience it.

[MoshpitAchilles]

@MrSkyRampage Lol

[Mazter1veteran]

@MrSkyRampage WTF is your problem?? he is the funniest guy on youtube, who the fuck cares about him taking about the gameplay? btw going for the objective is just for noobs who cant kill.

[JetCarbon]

@Mazter1veteran Yeah. MrSkyRampage is a fucking noob.

[PivotMakeranimations]

@MrSkyRampage shut the fuck up you fucking nerd and go find a sence of humor. Cr1t1kal is the funniest person in YouTube

[Koryo8]

@MrSkyRampage lil bitch

[Skyheadful]

I KNOW I HAVE A HAIRY PEENUS?!

[PureReferenceAccount]

PC MASTER RACES BITCHES

[lowsten]

I lost about 5 pounds from excreting so much semen LMAO.

[Mewsevelt]

@TheSolarFrog PC gaming all the way bro! :D

[TheSolarFrog]

@Mewsevelt WTF Dont people Get!! My comment is in NO WAY Thumbs upping, or promoting, or saying IN ANY WAY, that PC gaming is better, or that you should play it. It is saying, all systems, including PC have their ups and downs. No System is better, because its all PERSONAL OPINION! Now please people! Stop replying to my comment saying "PC Gaming the best!" or "Thats where PC gaming comes in!". Personal preference. I prefer PS3. Now please stop commenting on whats better, and enjoy the video!!!!!

[Mewsevelt]

@TheSolarFrog Yeah I know what you are saying. XD I was just trying to fuck your titties off.

[TheSolarFrog]

@Mewsevelt I was doing something similar, to myself. I was smacking my titties to get the to talk to me while riding my asscheecks like a scooter and looking at Pizzahuts website for some one on one action with forklifts and aliens getting headshoted while someone is flying through the air in one of the forklifts. It was a very good night, and i lost about 5 pounds from excreting so much semen.

[ironkilla100]

lol I LOVE U



[77asainkid]

i subed because of critikal

[HypedKyohte]

Cr1tiKal ish dumb. The Kiparis is a mean gun.

[77asainkid]

wtf!! he's pro! i thought he sucks nuts and just screws around

[ChaosLord258]

He's pretty damn pro, for someone who pisses around for fun a lot. xD

[MrSlends]

you can see his emblem is walking ass paper

[1044sss]

you said hary pennis

[alphaandomega11]

hey Team Noble. your not featuring Cr1TiKal. Cr1TiKal is featuring you

[Funnerism]

The best part is Crit1KaL gets top score in his team and he only captured 1 FRIGGIN FLAG

[LifeMakesMeLOL]

I hate everyone on this channel except Cr1tiKaL.

[jacci08]

@LifeMakesMeLOL Every person that hates Cr1tiKaL lets the terrorists win a little bit. Just a little bit, but they still win.

[G12Dunit]

LOL first gameplay of him were he deosnt go negative? :D

[callofdutybutkicker]

wtf lolololol

[ChubbyWildPikachu]

@TheSolarFrog I prefer PS3, my family often rents Blu-Ray movies, and we watch them together. Also, I'm just too fucking cheap to pay for Xbox live. I just don't like the Xbox controller either, since I'm so used to Playstation ones.

[DerekFuckedYourBitch]

"I know I have a hairy penis" & "And um, I also don't use any killstreaks except for mortar team which really isn't a killstreak because it eats shit outta a zombies asshole but uhh I got 2 kills with it which is probably a world record for that... Are probably the funniest thing I've heard in a black ops video.

[xXTheKooliestXx]

DID ANYBODY NOTICE HOW THE DOMINATION POINTS GO FROM 198 to 200? he should have been able to capture that flag. ANOTHER REASON I DON'T PLAY BLACK OPS OR DOMINATION.....

[TheNGAFClan]

@xXTheKooliestXx But the other team captured B just at the second when it gave them points so either other way they would've lost.

[xXTheKooliestXx]

@TheNGAFClan That is true... Well I still will never play BLACK OPS! lol!

[notSmashed]

@TheSolarFrog That's where PC comes into play. ;)

[TheSolarFrog]

@notSmashed Its all personal preference. If you prefer PC, then good for you. I personally prefer PS3, Wii and PC. But I think you miss the point of my previous post. You are entitled to your own opinions, and unfortunately, other people are entitled to disagree. That is what i was saying. So please stop trying to kindle the dead flame of console wars on this video.

[ACD5401]

Slenderman approves.

[XxXRangerXxX]

It's from indiana jones I believe.

[DisturbedLC7]

@TheSolarFrog THANK YOU, finally someone who actally has the same opinion as myself on console wars, its annoying how people try to argue which is better

[samlambert1002]

*67

[jeffnerohardy619kid]

u curse too muck =D

[TheMossfan84]

Worst gun is the uzi idk wtf they did to that

[1234emro]

You sound like a gay 0_0

[xJDiNOx]

@1234emro did you just call the nipple god gay?

[brup123]

Damnn, and here I thought I'd seen all of Cr1TiKaL's videos!

[GilDog96]

i use the jammer because i like to rub my nipples

[sicko7777777]

@iSpunTa he doesnt want to make money onit i think im not sure though. that or he wants to stay very private

[gb1234ist]

who actually dislikes this is a real duchebag in life

[RideInPride303]

when he called the random number my phone called and i paused this ran to the phone and screamed "OMFG ITS CR1TIKAL!!!!!!!!!!!" and the it answered. " acttually its you mother your keys are in my car."

[MultiPriceless]

I subscribed because you like tl squeeze your nipples.

[TophBlue]

Cr1TiKal has a lego Droideka! :D

[thachosen345]

haha now that I think about it, whats the point in the manicans? Its not like their gonna find the manicans all in 1 piece after the N.B.B goes off

[KamakazeBanzai]

@thachosen345 They used mannequins for nuke testing just to add that touch of actual people in a town being nuked. Seriously, who would nuke an empty town?

[thachosen345]

@KamakazeBanzai Yeah I know WHY they use them, but im just saying its kind of a useless detail. When a real nuke hits a city, flesh will immediately decay without any trace of the body being left behind. They test the nukes on lifeless towns to see the blast radius and destruction, not to kill dress-up dolls.

[HBboyDAL818]

Cr1TiKaL doing well?!? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO?!?

[FrUiiTHD]

you lost though

[yVoid2010]

ahahaahahahha

[MontezumaUH60]

dude your random-ass banter is the best ive ever heard, youve got another fan

[1th1nk1l0v3y0u]

Marry me.

[delinquent000]

soo yeah i'm goin' about 600 and 0 so yeah definitely not a bad game.

[antp091189]

Best video ive seen in ages XD

[Lordevilman123]

acually the kiparis isn't bad the uzi is the worst gun in the game



[MrDragoPadrone]

@TheSolarFrog too bad your whole post was pointless cuz PC > PS360

[TheSolarFrog]

@MrDragoPadrone To bad your post is pointless Cuz PC isnt a Consol, Which is what was being argued in this video.

[TheSolarFrog]

@TheSolarFrog Well, in the comments of the Video

[icecreammanrocker360]

I have a jammer because I like to squeeze my nipples. XD

[igluke]

are you a comedian?!

[dubooya]

Ok who else thought cr9tikal actually sucked at shooters till this vid?

[dieery]

@dubooya ooh no he don't, he fucks people up!

[MRrobotchicken666]

@dubooya i am amazed that you managed to type 9 instead of 1

[zContagium]

g-aovNhtKLU

[luigi123456789012]

@TheSolarFrog i agree

[cupcakegall5565]

I'll be your friend! :D && I love how you playing the game && "prank calling" at the same time 5:54 "alright you fuckin' whore again" I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS GAME!

[TheSimonvdp]

If you use Rapidfire and Extanded mags on it or Dual wield and Extanded mags it is actually a good gun.

[PsycoPrankster]

how did i get a nickolodeon advertisement on a critikal video?

[BENJAMIN200100]

yeah its teaches you geometry some umm yeah errr Well...

[AfzeliusHD]

1:11

Because I like to squeeze my nipples...

I LOL'D!

[sonichedgehog55]

1:12 lol

[e1iterubberduck]

thumbs up if you watched this cause you saw cr1tiKaL's name

[zContagium]

@e1iterubberduck who is cr1tikal?

[TheSolarFrog]

@zContagium The guy in the video

[KieranB1103]

don't worry, I want to be your friend Cr1tikal!

[MAKEmeSmAsH1]

In Soviet Russia, you do not shott Cr1TiKaL, Cr1TiKaL shoots you.

[Zammy117]

3:22 upper right corner, walking ass paper

[MrHooman1999]

lolololol

[iXOrangePulseXi]

I'll be your friend

[pimpwheels909101]

"I know it's on Noobtown, I know I have a hairy penis, but despite all of that..."

Rofl

[sicTILweDIE]

xbox sucks ass

[luigi123456789012]

@sicTILweDIE its better than ps3

[funerstuff]

@luigi123456789012 true but if your game and have the money pc :)

[luigi123456789012]

@funerstuff true stuff is more fun on pc

[NathanielvsKendall]

@luigi123456789012 nothing is fun on PC

[luigi123456789012]

@NathanielvsKendall i heard bf3 is

[NathanielvsKendall]

@luigi123456789012 yeah heard doesent mean that it is. you cant be sure

[luigi123456789012]

@NathanielvsKendall true

[sicTILweDIE]

@luigi123456789012 no its not. our online is free, the online is better. the players on ps3 are not ass holes like some xbox fanboys, we know how to play

[luigi123456789012]

@sicTILweDIE yah but u got hacked and shut down for a few months even though we pay we pay to have better content and to keep updating our security 

[dieery]

@sicTILweDIE NO SHIT!! You asslicking-NippleTouching Penisanalizer

[funerstuff]

@sicTILweDIi guess your a ps3 fanboy does it matter its a console this is why your still a virgin cause u care about a gaming platform more then anything else

[sicTILweDIE]

@funerstuff i bet i have sex more than you, xbox faggit

[eme263]

How are you bad at legos?

[ninjaTacTiCS1]

i will be your friend

[epic915]

This guy is awesome, he sounded high the whole time.

[JetCarbon]

Cr1TiKaL joined Team Noble? Awesome!

[CommentsEtc]

in black ops if you spin while caping a flag it goes faster

[kadicel]

OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOS!!!!!!!! I love Kiparis it's sick

[SiCkZSh0tZ]

Lady: your call can not be completed as dialed. Please try again. Critical: Thanks, bitch

[tehPachyderm]

@pimpwheels909101 Go look at his channel, you'll be amazed

[jmoney69her]

Squeezing nipples for the win? Haha

[theory54k]

The only good commentary on team noble !!!!!

[Trevizdabomb]

how does cr1tikal not laugh at himself? he's like SUPER serious but everything he says makes everybody crack up!

[sulphuricmelody]

"I then lost another 5 pounds, from excreting my semen" BEST LINE IN HISTORY, EVER!

[venture1011]

I'll be your friend Cr1tikal :)

[bednarskimatthew]

I'd love to see Cr1TiKaL in a pornography film

[redruney]

what ever happened to team noble?

[Jaxai]

critikal is fucking hilarious xD

[jackhunnsy]

this guy is halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cekinxxx]

oooohhhh i really wanted to hear that prenk call

[CantFearWontFear]

LOL hilarious

[IllegalAssasin22]

im beast with mortar team

[GamingMedia101]

Awsome vid dude,!

[omniikilla85]

Im using the jammer cause I like to squeeze my nipples

[akat417]

haha hilarious

[feargm]

Uzi is the worst.

[bonelesswing182]

I'll be your friend Cr1TiKaL

[Aquwert]

WOOP WOOP cr1TiKaL is in team noble

[SuperChickenbutts]

i always mean to like cr1tikals vids but i get soo distracted changing my underwear that's stain with piss from laughing soo much

[theaarontjuh]

its not the worst gun... the uzi is xD well i like it but most people think its the worst :)

[Fezstacles]

Hey guys make sure to follor @critikalquotes on twitter for daily cr1tikal quotes :)

[sweet1212121]

lmao notice he's using the walking asspaper emblem

[ThePS3gamer433]

i know its on nuketown,i know i have a hairy penis!!!!

[savage0swag]

Why do you suck ass on your channel cr1tikal but own on this one?

[IIXSEEKXII]

* insert funny moment from the video*

[supertardtastic]

anyone else look at his emblem at 2:29?

[SuperChickenbutts]

@supertardtastic it's in another video he made it was toilet paper on legs

[lordjor82]

finaly a guy how says a bad gun how its not semi auto

[dxBIGBOSSxb]

I'm pretty sure the worst gun in Black Ops is the SVD.

It barely qualifies AS a gun in the first place the way it's put in.

[Thablackjew]

"i lost 5 pounds from excreting so much semen."

[Oldasiankid]

@386javier he does make video. In the past one week he made 2.

[Oldasiankid]

@Oldasiankid idk im just testing if you can reply to people without clicking reply.

[iCanMakeComents]

Are you the dude who did the big rigs reviews? lol

[TheFin938]

fuckin hollarious just plant the big fuckin robot

john madden is going crazy

[devilswapper]

hit him with a heroine shot

[devilswapper]

i built some complex shit like a square

[386javier]

suks he doesnt make any more vids...but his old one r still hilarious

[ThemTwoOtaku]

@386javier what are you talking about he dosen't make any more videos

[386javier]

@ThemTwoOtaku yea dats wat i said..."suks he doesnt make anymore vids"