Gilbert Gottfried Does Andrew Dice Clay

[kdogg7399]

Gilbert has been proven to be a real asshole and if you assclowns like him, then that is YOUR choice...He is a prejudged, insensitive person who needs a mudhole stomped in his ass and walked dry! And that's the bottom line, cuz K-dogg sez so!

[kdogg7399]

Gilbert Gottfried is a prejudged piece of shit! He used the "N" word on Howard Stern's show once and thought that shit was funny...

[cjhmarine]

@kdogg7399 cause it was funny

[kdogg7399]

@cjhmarine A piece of monkeyshit like you WOULD think he was funny you assclown!

[heyo825]

WHAT ARE YOU A HOMO? OOOOOHHHHH

[Trigunflame]

Not sure how anyone ever found this idiot to be the least bit funny.

[WeirdCrazyShortGuy]

@Trigunflame Gilbert or Andrew??

[kdogg7399]

@WeirdCrazyShortGuy Gilbert. At least Andrew respects black people.

[tommyt1971]

@Trigunflame Not sure how anyone found Dice to be the least bit funny... he lifted all his nursery rhyme jokes from George Carlin...

[kdogg7399]

@tommyt1971 No, he did not.

[tommyt1971]

@kdogg7399 Verbatim.

[dregen77]

Big Dice fan talking: this video is fucking superb.

[OneTheyForgot]

"jack and a homo go up the hill - they meet Jill up there - jill looks at the homo, the homo looks at Jill and goes why don't you just gigiy will ya bleh and ya owwwwwwwwwwwwww

[The1985cc]

No talent

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

A jew impersonating a jew impersonating a paisan?

[LJ587846]

there are lots of things in this world that make me laugh, there are a few things that make me cry from laughing, there are only a small hand full of things that make my chest hurt from laughing and crying so hard. there is only one Gilbert that makes all 3 things happen to me when i watch him

[madhatter0110]

Perhaps this should be titled, "How to make a good 15-20 second joke bad by repeating it over and over for over 2 minutes."

[BobKaye]

Funny Shit

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

What's really funny is his impression is spot on, but Dice walks around like "The Fonz", and Gilbert walks around after every joke like a moneylender!

[machinebooey]

YEA..U PEOPLE DON'T GET IT. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

[kdogg7399]

@machinebooey You do not get it, Gilbert is a doucebag and Dice is a Legend.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

What are you 184 people? Homos?

OHHHHHHH!

[D202116]

i was in bed with this broad she turns to me she goes hubabgugagua ISAIDWHADAYAAHHHHHHHHMM

[decoysk]

HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING RETARD !

[66605777]

I remember Dice...this impression is hilarious

[thinkingjack]

chuckled for a while about this, then it got old, this guy sucks, went from funny to doing a parrot voice to being fired by aflack, seriously , you yell out the word "AFLACK" for like ten years, easy fucking gig and then you decide "hey lets make fun of every tsunami victim"

FAIL, also most fucking annoying voice ever.

[1wayleader]

wow this guy is a piece of fuck. stupid Aladdin parrot mother fucker.

[siggik66]

this guy is a fucking retard..

[andypitz1]

I laugh every time I see this and it was the most ridiculous backdrop for a comedy show ever.

[stoughlikethat]

he can't impersonate anyone when he sounds like a farting dick

[semipro1100]

Fucking funny, gosh dont be so sensitive everybody, remember...ITS A FUCKING JOKE!

[MsMx775]

stupid

[RayDequina]

Andrew Dice Clay is pure, unmitigated crap.

[Loyalty1269]

talk about over acting. what a faggot this dude is. gilbert is so stupid and retarded looking

[anxresi]

ZZZZZ. BRING BACK IAGO NOW!!

[jakeTheMbonz]

Fuck Gilbert Godfrey! Dice rules!

[heatbucspies55]

The thing about doing an impression of the whole smoking thing is that is supposed to be silly in the first place, so making fun of it isn't that funny.

I guess this was alright though.

[jackjude]

I like he fact every 'punchline' is a variation on an unintellegable "ahgah-ga-ga-gagyalw" - And knows the impression is a bit shit and pointless, as it's Dice Clay

[explicitguido]

that shit was fuckin retarded..long live the dice man ohhhhhhhhh!

[aaaayes]

ya know...some things are funny...and some things are not so funny...this? is neither funny or not funny...this is a waste of time & thats not funny...

[grungefreak10]

Andrew Dice Clay wasn't funny. This impression wasn't either.

[horseboyken]

gilbert doing the condensed version of clays show

[UNDERTAKERSFANZ]

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrney

[MikeDeFiets]

what a faggot

[joecanukk]

Spot On Gil.

[wanderdworld]

Afluck you gilbert you fuckin homo ooooooh hahahooo

[smartcnut]

Hehehehe

[thehonzie1]

This Fuckin Stinks. Dice Rules, Period!

[Valmont1978]

fuckin pathetic. How many stadiums has Gilbert sold out...oh wait.

[datruth78]

I am sorry but the dice man was way more funnier in his prime then gottfried will ever be, As a natter of fact he is funnier now then gottfried will ever be....sorry but this is a horrible empresion of the diceman because the diceman actually fuinished his sentences

[LouisLambert]

LOL people either love or hate this. My favorite sort of video.

[mortz101]

Dice's career summed up in 2 minutes

[gHoStsOfTheHollow]

@mortz101 thats not bad..Gottfrieds  was .099 seconds

[Longhammer37214]

@mortz101 And 4 seconds

[steven4rmnewyork]

holy shit he looks real young here

[zippyzee]

this is pretty bad. crowd sounds mildly entertained.

[hamslammer69]

Fuck this is gold!

[ICT435]

Thumbs up if you love Gilbert and hate Dice.

(This is my first time doing this, am I doing ok?)

[WilkoParts]

Friggin ass hole

[buffalobill37]

not funny at all, dice is atleast original

[sumwear7]

Wow...that was a waste of 2 minutes.

[Tacolito86]

That's basically ADC's entire bit. Word for word! Lol

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Hit 5 repeatedly and enjoy!

[frysdog93]

@Mi37591

Oh you trolls crack me up...

[89bhs]

brilliant? Hardly. Flatter than last night's beer...

[gohawks43]

Gilbert Godfrey is one of the most annoying people on earth

[sumwear7]

@gohawks43 yup

[MrPowderedToastMan]

This was seriously funny for about 30 seconds. Then the joke was beaten to death as suddenly as it was created.

[Mrchilipalmer14]

@MrPowderedToastMan You know nothing. It was perfect how it was.

[7beers]

@MrPowderedToastMan That's what I thought the first time. The second time it got funnier and funnier.

[kingback19]

@MrPowderedToastMan just like Dice's career!

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

@MrPowderedToastMan Like andrew dice clays career :)

[MrPowderedToastMan]

@Vanhalenarmy5150

Well played, sir!

[Dart567]

@MrPowderedToastMan It gets funny again in 15 seconds...then it gets really funny.

[waldomademedoit]

@MrPowderedToastMan Just like Andrew Dice Clay :)

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

@MrPowderedToastMan Gilbert never met a joke he couldn't beat into the ground. Still EPIC!

[KopaleKopale]

@MrPowderedToastMan like your dumb comment? ^_._^

[GDEasley]

This was fucking lame.

[winrx]

That was a corny delivery....

[workingklass0]

Andrew Dice Clay's entire act in under two minutes.



[scaredofmilk]

@holdontoyourdream You are awesome.

[OUWATZAHLE08]

fuck andrew dice fuck him

[refoliation]

fucking great

[HoldOnToYourDream]

His last name is spelled "G-O-T-T-F-R-I-E-D" not "G-O-D-F-R-I-E-D" you stupid illiterate scumbag!!!

~Mr. Make Believe

[HoldOnToYourDream]

Why don't you grow up?? This is hilarious!!! Gilbert is doing a fantastic mockery of Andrew Dice Clay in this clip and it is very much like the Dice man! He is mainly mocking his body language when he does the chain smoke impressions and he is also mocking his groaning spasm impersonations like Dice generally does in his stand up comedy routines. Learn to have a sense of humour!!!

~Mr. Make Believe

[toyotas2006]

The only impression better is his Seinfeld

[pabapalooza]

when did his voice change?

[weaselidiotu]

this can go on forever

[AbuGrabIt]

i am glad that Gilbert has improved his act since then.

[kidcanvas1]

idiot couldnt hold dices kockstrap

[HoldOnToYourDream]

You meant to say "Idiot couldn't hold Dice's jockstrap." You didn't capitalize the start of your sentence and you didn't put an apostrophe in between the "n" and "t" of the word "couldn't" and you didn't capitalize Dice's name. Plus the word is "jockstrap" not "kockstrap".

Learn how to spell properly!!!

~Mr. Make Believe

[themous3kill3r]

Would have been funnier if Dice was there watching him..

[Immutable92]

Would have been funnier if it were half as long.

[tonytube27]

Garbage attempt at ridicule. Others could have done a better job.

[queue316]

stupid not even the audience are laughing to long and boring and his voice sucks oawww

[HoldOnToYourDream]

You meant to say "Stupid. Not even the audience are laughing. Too long and boring, and his voice sucks. You didn't capitalize the word "Stupid" and you didn't put a period after it. You also didn't put a period at the end of the word "laughing" and you spelled "Too" wrong and didn't capitalize it. For your information, the audience was laughing but you are too fucking stupid and immature to realize it and you can't spell worth a fuck.

Grow up shithead!!!

~Mr. Make Believe

[queue316]

@HoldOnToYourDream Thanks for the corecten assshole did not know this was a spelling test oh no did not capitalixe my words I must be really dumb and no periods oh no. You think this is funny you must be on crack or a nigger that sucks dick anyways go fuck yourself you american fag anyways I think I did not capitalize again and did not use periods again and have two or three workds spelled wrong so I guess I will hear back about this.

[squidpants]

@queue316 *correction *asshole *capitalize

[1968baretta]

Lollig in de slechte weg..................

[itzpms]

they must have had a falling out...

[themooddisorders]

Gilbert anyday

[carlawon]

what the hell do you mean its not funny... its not supose to be...hes doing dice clay.. spot on

[HoldOnToYourDream]

You meant to say "What the hell do you mean it's not funny?? It's not supposed to be. He's doing Dice Clay spot on." You didn't capitalize the start of your first sentence and you didn't put question marks at the end of it. You also didn't put apostrophe's in the words "it's" and "he's". Plus you were supposed to write "It's not supposed to be." not "its not supose to be". the word is spelled "S-U-P-P-O-S-E-D". You also didn't capitalize "Dice".

Learn how to type properly you shithead!!!

[carlawon]

@HoldOnToYourDream blahahaa... the funny thing is you and people like you are just pathetic. you can look at your profile and see everyone who has called you an idiot. I could see a 16 year old..but 32 years old and fighting online? pathetic!

[avman2cl]

THIS IS HORRIBLE! Shame on you Gilbert

[HoldOnToYourDream]

Haven't you ever heard of Andrew Dice Clay?? He is a very funny yet controversial comedian who does all kinds of goofy chain smokes and spasm impressions in his stand up acts. Gilbert is mocking him in this clip and doing a hilarious job of it. What do you mean this is horrible?? Maybe if you were more familiar with Andrew Dice Clay's stand up comedy, you would understand the humour behind the hilarious mockery of him done by Gilbert Gottfried in this clip.

~Mr. Make Believe

[wilknight12345]

@HoldOnToYourDream Its cool that comedy has different tastes. Like u think adc is very funny and u think Gilberts impression is hilarious. I for one, think they are both stupid! lol

[bongmeester]

so not funny after the first 20 seconds

[bongmeester]

where was the funny? the impression was accurate, but he just5 made a bunch of noise

[Quntumking]

What?

[toyotas2006]

What are you 142 people?  Homos?

Oohhhhhhhhh!

[Gnillob802]

@toyotas2006 No. They're Japanese.

[dorsheka]

I fucking love Gilbert. Love this guy. Any haters can eat my shorts

[dorsheka]

Hey pal what r u a homo? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[GOFLuvr]

I wanted to point out how Gilbert wasn't wearing a leather jacket, but I was laughing too hard at the time! I've been a Gilbert fan for over 20 years, and he still has his brilliant edge! (He's a great voice actor, too!)

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

It's too funny to be Dice.

He's doing somebody else......

[HighQualityStandard8]

That's exactly how I remembered Dice.

[hypnocil10]

waste time

[heathernicest]

BRILLIANT!



[heathernicest]

BRILLIANT!

[jimorocks]

Give me back my 2:05!! this guy sucks!!!

[saberjpg1975]

@thehonzie1 I'm sorry, but the Dice man is awful. His current act contains the same jokes he told 25 years ago, and he hasn't even updated the way he dresses. He also seems to have a severe anger management issue. I'm just waiting for him to go broke and have a heart attack trying to fight someone bigger and younger than him when they didn't say "Hi" to him properly as he walked by.

[GOFLuvr]

@saberjpg1975 Well said. The Diceman was great, but he hasn't had a brilliant edge since Daddy Bush was President.

[thehonzie1]

this guy sucks ass. the dice man rules

[mdjcsmith]

Just takes this one on a bit too long, should a gone for jack and the homo quicker

[stupermario]

How the FUCK is this Funny? Is this what passes for comedy these days? I could do a better impersonation of a rock....DoucheBag

[MarshlandSniper]

HAAHHAHAHAHH TOOO FUNNY

[ebonics4everyone]

Dice is such a fuck hole. I'm glad Gilbert destroys him on stage here.

[HoldOnToYourDream]

For your information, Gilbert Gottfried and Andrew Dice Clay are friends. Didn't you ever see the movie The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane? Gilbert was in that movie where he played Dice's buddy Johnny Crunch. He's not trying to destroy Dice here, he's simply mocking him with respect. Also, Dice is not a fuck hole!! He is an incredibly brilliant comic genius with an sensationally fantastic sense of humour.

So don't call him a fuck hole you fucking shithead!!! Fuck you!!!

~Mr. Make Believe

[drvn8]

@HoldOnToYourDream *a sensationally fantastic sense of humor / humour. (come on... bush league).

[ViziRuss]

This is funny but the funniest is the one with the broads, and jack jill lmfao

[ViziRuss]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[TheKenTerry]

haha I find it funny just because it's so rediculously wrong, and i'm sure Gilbert is trying to be like that out of respect.

[StaticJolts]

this goes to show...comedy is all about delivery and timing...not material

[jfsgro]

LOVE DICE BUT THAT WAS FUNNY

[JerryNichols70]

i would love to punch this guy in the face.

[kocean1]

Gilberts got his act down pretty good.

[John2008nj]

I can watch this a million times, FUNNY !!!!

[jmp92688]

i almost pissed my pants its so funny !!!!!!!!!!

[chica476]

People are actually afraid of this man.

[PMeursault]

where did they ever dig up this little jew gargoyle from?

[Doca]

@PMeursault

your mothers crack

[PMeursault]

@Doca So you're saying he's a piece of shit?

[InfiniteRhombus]

@PMeursault you do realize that dice is a jew right?

[John2008nj]

He's my favorite......

[coolmesser]

if you rag on GG then you're an idiot. there are a few comedians who are absolute geniuses (one less now that Giraldo is gone) and Gottfried is one of them.

[jerzeefranky3475]

Lovitz also does a pretty-awesome Dice,as well...Highly underrated 1,also...

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

When Dice grows up, he dreams of being Gilbert

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

You'll never hear a comedian insult Gilbert

Other comics are deathly afraid of Gilbert

He eats other comics alive!

[BeyondNeptune]

i hate this little jewboy putz

[laronmaron98]

@KairuHakubi,

If the comedian wants to be offensive to "shake things up", then fine. That's the nature of shock comedy, and I agree that sometimes it's entertaining.

This idiot isn't that smart. He's offensive, but usually not on purpose. After the 9/11 gaffe he apologized like hell to revive his career. Ditto for the tsunami, and for sure he's sorry he lost that big annual paycheck from Aflac.

Better comedians--who are better at the art of shock--know how to use it.

[quiet1234]

@laronmaron98 Bullshit you stupid fucking jew cunt

[dacritter]

Waht a loser,horrible comedian.Lets see him sell out the garden asshole

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

A Jew impersonating a Jew who impersonates a Paisan?

[comcasthal]

@BlackDynamiteNYC better than a Spade Digger!

[PupuTheClown]

,,whats a Paisan ?

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

@PupuTheClown

Paisan is an Italian word of friendship, like homie (Black), or ese (Hispanic), or dude (White)

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

@PupuTheClown Paisan is an Italian word of friendship, like homie (Black), or ese (Hispanic), or dude (White)

[illicious2]

@BlackDynamiteNYC ese is mexican not hispanic in general.

[illicious2]

@PupuTheClown Paisan is an Italian word or term which means fellow countryman or brother by country or close culture related origin.

[Germtalia]

@BlackDynamiteNYC whats a paisan

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

@Germtalia It's Italian for friend (an Italian friend) 

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

1:00

LOL