Re: What Scientology Says About Scientologists

[Skylinerealities]

This video rocks for sure LMAO nice work!

[shutterroll]

LOL - where can I join !!!!!

[minnescanada]

all of the scientology videos can be easily downloaded and re jigged to make them more interesting, just Google how to download Youtube vids

[MetalSStar196]

@minnescanada How about easier on those trying to download videos without copyright interference? To all of you out there, there is a RealPlayer download site where you can get the full free package of RealPlayer with the media player, media downloader, and media converter. All this is downloaded into a .dmg folder which installs the software onto your computer. Luckily, for this one, it is also loaded with the uninstall option. I've used it to dwnload free top-quality episodes of Smllvlle

[lithjimmy]

1:04 I almost broke my ribs laughing at this.

[JerryAscione]

@lithjimmy thanks, had a blast makin this.

[leftwingmayheim]

lol they forgot to mention.. the mothership will come to get me .. Xenu from another galaxy is my lord and sovereign for 75 million yrs.. God doesnt exist we are an alien colony who made the earth.. all this we help we help we help.. lol.. they brainwash you into thinking your an outside alien race with no links to a god. many non aliens help too.. big deeal.. AA gets you off drugs as well.. then take large dose of your income for knowledge.. knowledge to the bible, koran, kabbalah.free

[aj4402]

I realize that some don't like the church for many reasons, but you can use the tech and make it work for you if you choose. Play the GAME that you choose.

[ohlordbabyjesus]

Because if they said anything about their actual beliefs, people would realize that they are actually batshit insane and not want to join.

[kitten1g]

they are just as eerily vague as Tom Cwooze in his infamous video

[kitten1g]

Scientology has helped me, its helped me find the best drugs to get wasted an entire weekend on. Thanks Mr Miscavige!

[JerryAscione]

i know right, they are all paid actors.

[andyrooney11]

No they're not paid actors. They're real scientologists but what they fail to mention is that later that night they're all cleaning toilets at the SeaOrg Headquarters.

[pokemon068]

There is a war between an internet born entity and the courrupted parts of scientology not the people or its books.

[JerryAscione]

the internet war cant be won

[MetalSStar196]

@JerryAscione So true, though, eh? And yet it all started on the streets of London, England when disputes broke out about $cientology and its irritating militants.

[tdx622]

ROFL this is great

[JerryAscione]

thanks , twitter . com/jerryascione

[JEGERKLOG2]

i love u

[JerryAscione]

love back, spread the word. twitter. com/jerryascione

[freqmart]

fuggin funny

[JerryAscione]

thanks, llrt. com

[freqmart]

thanks for the web link, keep up the good comedy.

"I am the last dying breed of squirrel vagina"

so many hilarious lines in this video.

[Majik47]

1:43 - isn't that Ruthie?

[JerryAscione]

its hulk hogan

[botchedonce]

I really want to be a cardiologist now! Thanx!!!

[JerryAscione]

microbiologist for me.

[Nak3dFaerie]

how***

[Nak3dFaerie]

hahah i wanna kno who chuck norris tears cure cancer

[JerryAscione]

a 3 forms of hepatitis

[Nades129]

OMG, u didnt have to bring up the jonestown thing...

[JerryAscione]

yep, did it

[Nades129]

Well i hope scientology wont do the same.. But they have to go though

[doobedoo22]

Pretty much any disaster that happens, there are Scientologists there... flying in EmoMeters instead of useful stuff like drinking water, panhandling, and trying to recruit more losers for their cult.

[JerryAscione]

they are the one's causing the natural disasters

[doobedoo22]

I have yet to see any $cientologists demonstrate supernatural abilities. (Or even a perfect memory.)

[JerryAscione]

i like how the actors say 9-11 was a "natural disaster"

[dkiavoloui]

ahahaha, nice one! :)

[JerryAscione]

thanks llrt. . com

[trublgrl]

"Whatever is true for you, is true for you."

There is no better statement that denies the entire CONCEPT of truth.

Thank you for putting the torch of reason to these maniacs. The statements added SEEM to just be jokes, but you're using Scientology concepts to show how silly this "belief system is. VERY HIGH comedy!

[JerryAscione]

its soooo funny how many people believe bullshit propaganda. make no mistake those people are paid actors just like me.

[blueracer3]

classic fuckin classic

[305eddie1]

lol...this guy is just to funny

[JerryAscione]

thanks, llrt(.)com

[mwang213]

LULZ!!!

EPIC WIN

[JerryAscione]

gracias, hit me up, myspace(.)com/jerryascionellrt

[blamecanada123456789]

Man none of these fuckers should breed!!!

[JerryAscione]

unfortunately they do. its sad

[MetalSStar196]

@blamecanada123456789 you won't have to worry about that, as most of them (most of them male, actually) won't be able to do so. Reason: they are still in the closet. Even that former-Sci-fiologist's uncle is gay and doesn't acknowledge it.

[JerryAscione]

agagagaga, llrt(.)com

[leocivic]

9/11 = natural disater

me = lol

[JerryAscione]

i was laughing too

[TrioPodTeam]

Wow nice vid but did he say that 9/11 was a natural disater hmmm weird lol

[JerryAscione]

i know, i was laughing at that too.

[MXDAMO]

HAHAH!!

Great Vid!!! :D

[coolassrob]

nice work

[JerryAscione]

thanks. llrt(.)com

[secure61]

Scientology is a dodgy business organizations!!!

[JerryAscione]

i agree.

[hinata750]

what the fuck is scientology

[mistereveready]

hmm, i want to say global scam, but, i'll go with complete bullshit.

[JerryAscione]

agreed

[JerryAscione]

a stupid cult

[mistereveready]

ja, only cult i've ever liked was that of manos.

i wonder, how popular would it be w/o their celebrity lineup?

[JerryAscione]

even with their red carpet lineup, u can't fool the average person on joining some bogus shit like this. i thought jonestown was pretty cool.....until he laced the kool aid with cyanide...

[mistereveready]

NEVER underestimate the power of stupidity, or give the "average" person too much credit. last i checked the average intelligence wasn't very good :(. but i understand what you mean. but america especially seems to be celebrity obsessed. especially the young.

[JerryAscione]

im starting my own religion, but im not going public with it until i get Lindsay Lohan to endorse it. its going to be called "Bullshitology" and the first step is to remove your right arm with a dull butter knife. I think it will do well, let's see how many members I can get.

[mistereveready]

well considering how our species is renowned for its practices of animal/human sacrifices, strange piercings, blood rituals, piercings, body modifications(male/female circumcision, , neck elongating, etc), child marriage, fasting, and crusades, jihads, crucifixions, stoning, poisonous snake roundups, i'd say you'd be on the right track on what it takes to make one, and would only be considered mildly extreme. :).

[JerryAscione]

so, you're in?

[mistereveready]

I can't. ALready a follower of Manos, and my arm and i are some what attached. We get along and everything.

[JerryAscione]

ok cool, but if you decide to join, hit me up. (I'm still waiting on Jessica Alba to hit me back)

[kwol89]

i would like to be a member. where do i sign up?

[JerryAscione]

before you sign up, you have to give me a one time, non-refundable donation of $32,876.97 I will include some self help books I wrote , free of charge with this donation.

[kwol89]

can i just sell my soul and family instead? and do i get the free books too?

[JerryAscione]

selling your soul is $64,000. Of that cost $63,999 is administration and processing.

[kwol89]

You drive a hard bargin but i think this offer is just too good for my weak mental state to pass up. so count me in!

[JerryAscione]

nice, i take cash only. and in the smallest denominations, preferably payment in pennies.

[secure61]

I've got the same color t shirt u had except it's say I FUCKED YOUR WIFE.

[JerryAscione]

nice, got mine in NY

[IMGOOFY]

Simply awesome! I can't breathe I'm laughing so much!

[JerryAscione]

thanks spread the word. myspace(.)/jerryascionellrt

[sobradora]

Jerry, This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my LIFE. "I'm the illigetimate child of optiums prime!" "Every religion is fine...even Jonestown."

CAN I PLEASE GIVE YOU SOME MONEY OR A CHILD OR SOMETHING?!!?!! You are BRILLIANT!

[JerryAscione]

lol thank u kindly. hot me up on myspace(.)com/jerryascionellrt

[secure61]

I'M PROUD TO BE BIOLOGIST!!

[mistereveready]

how much does it cost to join? my mitochondria feel so dirty. i need auditing.

[JerryAscione]

50 cents

[JerryAscione]

me too

[JerryAscione]

me too.

[joshjs667]

funny shit lol

but that guy says helping with natural diasters like 9/11

what?

i dont get this religion its sounds gay

Jah Bless

[JerryAscione]

i know, he made no sense sayin 9/11 was a natural disaster. thanks for the comment. hit me on myspace(.)com/jerryascionellrt

[InonymousI]

BEST VID EVER HANDS DOWN

"Im 50 cent and im a microbiologist"

[perdurabo3]

fucking brilliant !!! well done

[JerryAscione]

thank u, spread the word.

[JerryAscione]

glad to here that L, your cult is killing people.

[LovelyYTRocks]

I'm $0.5, and I'm a microbiologist.

I created the tsunami in Myanmar, with these 2 hands.

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Damn Scientologists!

[JerryAscione]

lol. crazy

[KevinTechnology]

retarded religion

[JerryAscione]

i agree.

[littlegrubber]

Genius

[JerryAscione]

thank u, show all ur friends.

[MolesMalone]

lol,wow u just had intercourse with a sheep?, no that would make me a baaaaaaadd boy

[BillOReillyFlips]

lol agagagagga

[AngusYoungGboy]

The guy 1:36 and onwards:

"Pretty much every natural disaster that happens, there are Scientologists that are helping, you know 9/11 and the Tsunami"

9/11 was a natural disaster? xD

All I have to say... is LOL

[JerryAscione]

I know, that's why I said my line about creating tsunami's. Those are all actors.

[pwnageprata]

LOL! "i created the tsunami" this is epic

[JerryAscione]

lol, i dont think people heard "in Myanmar"

[snobiethepobie]

You had me going for a minute there. Lol way to destroy. 5'd

[JerryAscione]

thanks for the rating. check out my other vidz.

[etx313]

Funny as hell! Great work man!

[JerryAscione]

thanks for the compliment.

[SomeLazyDr]

I thought this was a SciPropa film.

Dammit, why'd I rate this one star? It's worth FIVE!

[JerryAscione]

Scientology is nutz.

[SomeLazyDr]

Amen.

[BillOReillyFlips]

agreed

[Ayvuir]

When you said "Jonestown" I couldn't help but laugh and feel guilty about the "kool-aid" you drank.

[JerryAscione]

lol, thanks.

[jascione00]

dope.

[aukxsona]

This was freaking awesome dude. It took me a minute but then I was freaking rolling!

[JerryAscione]

thanks for the love.

[ant12622]

lol dude this so funny. You should have your own show

[JerryAscione]

much appreciated

[MolesMalone]

lmao, u had more sense then them all put together

[JerryAscione]

hahahahahahahah

[Smiles2world]

Epic WIN

[JerryAscione]

Jerry = 1 Scientology = 0

[9scratches2slashes]

ROFLMAO! i loved how you popped up in random bits, it worked really, and in parodying this religion - you showed how stupid it is. the irony made me smile

[BillOReillyFlips]

thanks a bunch, hit me up if ur on myspace.

[9scratches2slashes]

whats your url?

[JerryAscione]

thanks a billion

[NomenNesci0]

Dyslexisc against teh Clut of Scientology

[stupidmaypo]

Stupid Maypo says also: I am a Scientologist... LOL... Great!

[JerryAscione]

lol, thanks.

[chkdg8]

Epic laughs. ANON FTW.

[multani82]

people die in religious causes. But, scientology KILLS it's followers in their religious cause. THEY are NOT a religion, they're a cult....

[JerryAscione]

agree

[JerryAscione]

Religion is only funny until someone dies. No one died during the making of my video. Can others claim that???

If you can't laugh at this, then you are guilty as charged.

[JerryAscione]

thanks for all the love.

[vlogatory]

hehehe

[jamiekin]

lol

[noliarz]

yeah! JONESTOWN!!! lol...

gr8 job, gr8 idea for a flik!

more, please.

[DeimosSaturn]

lollercoasters!!

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