EFY Sick Book of Mormon Rap

[mlkerr88]

Oh. my. gosh. Lol. wow. I admit, that was pretty epic. :)

[redtrex94]

yo that was cool. and i'm mormon.

i was thinking about doing a rap for an efy talent show too this year!

[Daniemayte94]

You guys were super awesome to be honest! keep it up (:

[MapleSyrup105]

we mormons are awesome.

[vdsa21]

thats sick man 

[TheSwissman29]

ha didnt they say ..no dunb haters ? enough of the self righteousness pull your head out , and enjoy the freedom of expression .. its kinda cool , its unique !

so just dont hate them

[EatTinker]

Great Job, guys! I know you'd never censor the book of Mormon, yo. "God cursed the Lamanites (the ancestors of the Native Americans) causing their skin to turn dark and making them "loathsome" to His people." Word. 1 nephi 5:21-22

[imationqwest]

“But even if we or an angel from heaven (moroni) should preach to you a gospel other than what we have preached to you, curse be on him!” Galatians 1:6-9 Mormon’s are not prepared for the coming apocalypse, Huge Sorrow will be to the mormon who refuse to see the truth, You have been warned your fall will be great. Read the BIBLE ONLY!

[4huntboys]

@imationqwest why you hating on my rhymes? they are crazily sublime, are you jealous of my lines? man that should be a crime. the book of mormon is another testament, not a crazy mans lament or joseph smith's two cents. so no need to warn me homey, i dont need you to show me, and if im lookin for a fall, ill go bunjee jump off of a wall. word:)

[sonsofsamoa74]

@imationqwest Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... U GUYS ARE CRAZY....A LITTLE BIT OF RODGER TROUTMAN ON THE BASE LINE YO GOTTA RECORD DEAL FOREAL.....3RD WARD COMPTON KILLA CALI

[lytteln94]

@imationqwest Man! you seriously need to find the truth in your life, I feel for you ! Judge only that which is of yourself! You by posting that are not showing humility! The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ :) I look forward to preaching the restored Gospel to you in the Spirit world ;)

[joshdlilbuddy]

@imationqwest dude, you just go round hatin on mormons don't you? get a life man



[4huntboys]

@MrDickgozinia dude yeah it would. not that we cant sing or anything. ha

[MrDickgozinia]

Do this somewhere else where we can hear it. You make white people look bad for sure.

[4huntboys]

@MrDickgozinia thanks man!

[MrDickgozinia]

@4huntboys All I'm sayin is I like the lyrics. But some autotune would be sweet.

[hannahgene71]

Great job guys, I love it. (:

[renewman28]

Lol u should try to be more ghetto

[kyburtonentertainer]

That...was...literally...the..­.BEST...THING...EVER!!! AJ, you are the most amazing guy ever. Way to go, guys. You just made Mormonism even cooler, if that's possible. I propose you do a "Joseph Smith" rap next. ;)

[Jayleekayy]

haha I love this(:

[princessprickle]

dudes, you're so creative and it's obvious you've got your BOM down.

Proud you're family AJ! Aunt Deb, Sabe, Ryan

[MrDknob]

probably one of the sweetest things ive seen in my days the kid with the head band is the best rapper but the worst dancer

[KatieCastrolovesyou]

love it.!(:

[pierow9000]

oh my gosh you guys this is totally SICK!!! HAHA its nick btw

[holdenissexy]

Dude Aj, where be your overly attractive beard?

[4huntboys]

@holdenissexy haha dude what up?! i waxed my beard a couple days ago... just messin just shaved bro

[4huntboys]

K so i couldnt put the lyrics in the description, theres too many, so here they are:

Nephi born of goodly parents

Throughout all his life was about the lords errands

The whole population saying his father was crazy

He telling all the people that Jerusalem was lazy

Preachin and teachin and prophesying things

The city gonna be destroyed and it dont matter what they think

So lehi knowin what the future had in store

Got his family out of there into the wilderness for sure

[4huntboys]

Dwellin in their tents but they didnt have the word

Of god to teach their children what would be absurd!

So they then hastened to a guy named laban

To a land of their past to get the plates of brass

Well the trip wansnt a blast and when they got there at last

On tries uno y dos they didnt even come close

So nephi had to show laban some old fashioned decapitation

And they escaped with the plates back to the place they were stationed

[4huntboys]

So they were glad but sad laban stole all the cash they had

But at least they got a new peep named zoram back at their pad But now theyre missin somethin else besides their home and their money

Lets think camels no tents no thats it ---honeys

Once again journeyin back to the city

Pick up the ladies and their pop they all lookin pretty

Now back to camp lifes damp cause theyre sick of the road

No more campin food please cause theyre sick of the goats

[4huntboys]

Nephi talked to the lord promised land he wrote

Visions came decisions made now theyre on a boat!!!!!!

The book of Mormon aint that wack you see

It was written way back in history

Christ said others, are not of this fold

And this is their story on the plates of gold!

The Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon,

RAP!

The Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon,

RAP!

[4huntboys]

So my boy alma wasnt thinking so well

Trying to drag his homies down to H-E-double-L

But one day cruizin streets all around his block

With the sons of mosiah, man those boys could talk

Had a little bit of drank, thinking pretty soon theyd be extanct.

Then earth quake, body shake, a message from the upper place.

[4huntboys]

Touched by angel, more like slapped that day

Knocked out cold, he been told, like alma you crazy

get back in here you fool you been sinning too much you gonna make water come out my face. And you know I dont cry. fool!

The lord works in mysterious ways

Cause it worked and hes on a mission servin the lamanay nays

But now back to the bros of mosiah, so fly-a

Converted just like alma and no longer bein liars

Specifically one, huge son of a gun

[4huntboys]

Name was Ammon, dismantling arms by the ton

The king was pretty impressed, even offered him a mistress

But ammon had different requests, please dont detest what im bout to suggest

King lamoni was overcome by the spirit, just hear it

Fell straight on his face, he just couldnt bear it

He laid there as if dead, everyone around getting cranky,

Take a whiff of his head! He startin to get super stanky! (break it down)

But to me he doth not stink, says queen tomokaleehee.

What?

[4huntboys]

I dont know, it just sounded pretty queenly.

Alright alright alright check it,

itll take just a second,

the mission was a success,

probably one of the best quests.

I fear that thy joy leadeth thee away to boasting

If you continue down thois path then you will be roasting

But brothers youre mistaken, theres no rules that im breakin

Because my joy is in the Lord and in all his creations

[4huntboys]

The book of Mormon aint that wack you see It was written way back in history Christ said others, are not of this fold And this is their story on the plates of gold! The Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, RAP! The Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, the Book of Mormon, RAP! Yo, the name is Sammy, A lamanite, manly Tryin to tell the people that their ways were uncanny Yellin from a wall, big and tall, like Miami People slingin rocks, by the lots at his fanny

[4huntboys]

Cause he sayin day with no night, stars so bright thats the planny

Things are goin down, wanna cry, git yo naany!

Cause im Granny!

So Sammy, predictin the lickin they gonna be gittin if they dont listen to this sickenin proposition

F-f-fast forward, 5 years,

The nephite believers are getting threatened with cleavers, receivers,

Their leaders gonna be killed gonna be bleeders

But low and behild the sign came as foretold,

Sammys words were pure gold, Christians live to be old

[4huntboys]

Not even 34 years later, the signs of his death came and went

Say goodbye to all the haters, hello to the storms he sent

3 days of darkness, thick as thick mud

Could possibly have been mistaken for vaporized crud

Mountains were made low and valleys made high

Earth wind and fire all across the sky

But luckily, the righteous were spared the wicked impaired, but everyone in the land got scared

[4huntboys]

And then one day, just a few weeks later Our heavenly bro descended without an elevator, Or escalator, cause he had no need Resurrected and the people were freed indeed And well thats pretty much it, minus some more fightin But who really wants to hear about thousands of people dyin The moraos the story is the nephites lose, killed by the other violent book of mormon dudes so I hope you enjoyed our little summary now go back to yo homes, whip one out and read!

[Nephiguy1]

This is the Freakin best thing ever!! That and i know these guys there my Best friends!! Good job guys!

[omiolo2]

this should be required viewing for all seminary students =)