Monkey babysitter

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[LatoyaTandyys145]

so Lets rock baby

[HAETHOOOMY]

وويييييين السعوديين

عطوني لايك :p

[ninjaGuyLPA]

a penis 0.o

[scooterkillz]

@Axe154631 fuck me doggy style @jayjayissued lick my ass @TheBatmanZ911 talk to me dirty and spank me @Geraldtoo suck my cock plzz

[lilserbogirl4eva]

Awwww monkeyyy so sweetttt :))))

Sucha sweetheart that monkey is <3 <3 <3

[mianmitthu]

zoo...

[Axel54631]

very cool and helpful monkey, as long as the child is not fur allergy sufferer

[TheBatmanZ911]

wtf am i watching...

[sarahmash101065]

I want to hear more of this monkey and family. Is it still visiting?

[KarraTasi]

👽

[MOHI2005]



[6AYi]

وشسمة ما فيه مقطع مترجم اس ان المقطع يصلح فيل هندي القرد ولدهم بس هم نسوه في الغابه وبعدين لقوه وطلع ورعهم الثاني ههههههههههههههههه

[JayStarBerry]

they should make a daycare system . have there own comercials , daycare van , yea they will be makeing the cash..

[Geraldtoo]

@JayStarBerry I think that's where they're going with this!

[eberkopf]

so eine Nanny hätte ich auch gerne gehabt

[102jayday]

Wow looks like a movie when a kid grows up with a monkey.

[waddellski]

have they never heard of Diseases?

[Geraldtoo]

@waddellski Well put! Don't they realize that the monkey could get sick?

[jayjayissued]

That is truly astonishing. This monkey takes better care than most overprotective mothers like @verification11 for example haha. Good job monkey!!

[MaMadDev]

How it could be true..?

[nothingdifferent]

that baby has an impressive package

[Verification11]

Hell NO, i wouldn't let a wild animal near my new born son, not in a million years.

[KennyDiesVEVO]

@Verification11

Lol, we Americans are dumb, we let corporate products to fuck our babaies lol!

[hichixichifoeva]

@Verification11 These types of monkies are often incredibly socialized from on early age around people because their parents have learned that people = food. They're about as wild as a dog at this point most of the time. This particular monkey was probably tamer than a dog.

[catz537]

Well it's really not that surprising..monkeys are a lot like us, so of course if they can take care of their kids, they could take care of ours :p

[Kenjineering]

Who else wants their head prodded by a monkey like the baby?

I bet the it feels friggin relaxing!!

[jaeluv82]

@Kenjineering so true !!!!

[Allyboo121]

DAYUMMM HELL GROW UP LIKE TARZAN !

[timgirl100]

dont monkeys carry disease ??

[OpTiCzErOBB]

welp theres only 1 thing to say in a moment like this

u better call the swat cause the movie planet of the apes it soon will be there

PLANET

[hippoo8]

Tarzan!

[metaltigeruk]

Now how long till mothercare start selling these on the shelves?

[jillgivler]

Maybe the monkey is female and doesn't have her own baby, so she wants to be with the human baby.

[ChainBreakerHQ2]

This is retarded to the extreme.

[ladiesman8193]

i wish a monkey took care of me and play with my hair

[Awesome4444059]

I see his dick...rapping monkey

[dawebni]

I LOVE INDIA!

[ro0o7e1]

هالقرد وضعه مايطمن ~.~ بتشـآ بتشـآ !!

[slolo420]

Racism has no place on YouTube. Grow up, or gtfo. I find this to be really cool, and I`ll bet any one of you would love to see this silly little monkey.

[skate7264]

@slolo420 yes it does its funny so if u dont like it fuck off cunt

[Nancy99999]

The mother is such khunt----ia

[BUDD1305]

I thought there was something a bit funny about indian people.. It turns out there is.. They were raised by monkeys

[TheDominobro]

0:22 the monkey is rapping it

[ieka444]

walaweyh ! the monkey find kutu at the baby..hahaha,,

[YoungThangCrack]

Which one's the monkey?



[ajocebollaydexter]

@YoungThangCrack Your mother is the monkey if you haven't been able to see the reality.

[videolover61]

Watch out monkey you're steppin' on the baby's balls!!

[AnimalGuardian71]

That kid is going to grow up flinging poo at people when he gets upset.

[rydertupua]

Cesars son

[mariomandude12345]

Omg

[littlerayofdarkness6]

Thats amazing it's a shame the baby won't see the monkey when hes older :( but hopefully the video recordings are still around for him to watch

[mbooshame]

meanwhile in india......



[Tuilelen]

SIMIAN BONDING! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c0l0l]

@mrboogyman1988 hahhaah word bro

[strangelife4me]

Really? You ppl w the neg crap, I gotta ask if you all come on YouTube daily and if ur in a bad mood & want to shit in some1 else's Cheerios do u just randomly put stuff in the search you don't like or just start talking neg shit w 1st thing that pops up? B/c I see no other reason y u wld go on a story u dislike

[BaoAnhnieUna]

Awwww....she looks like my monkey.

[soullessSiIence]

Baby penis.

[LisaSpringfield]

The narrator's voice sounds like my vibrator.

[SlipperyBream]

LMAO her name is Khuntia...khunt...cunt...ahaha­ha XD

[cybertourniquet]

@SlipperyBream it's rude to make fun of other people's name, kid. I hope your parents teach you that

[SlipperyBream]

@cybertourniquet blah blah your so botherd, but i bet when it comes to mutilating your babies you turn a blind eye? hypocrit

[cybertourniquet]

@SlipperyBream mutilating babies? dude, get your head out of your butt, seriously

[SlipperyBream]

@cybertourniquet your fucking retarded...

[cybertourniquet]

@SlipperyBream how can you call me retarded? I'm just telling you it's rude to make fun of other people's name. Is that how your mother raise you?

[SlipperyBream]

@cybertourniquet your retarded

[tuffitutu]

checking for fleas and ticks in that babies hair

[sarahweeze]

that kid is never going to have nits...

[tjwakaa]

"mom, you're stepping on my balls"

[Mikeybetts]

just... awesome

[N3cr0m4yh3m]

0:21 footjob

[BronzeSista]

It is cute, but I think you have to be careful over time because sooner or later animals realize that you're not one of them, and tend to do harm to humans.

[MrBoogyman1988]

The monkey is the father

[BelgianBasterd]

@MrBoogyman1988 hahhaha lol

[FuhrerVonFreiberg]

@MrBoogyman1988 It's Obama and his daddy.

[MrBoogyman1988]

@FuhrerVonFreiberg ......?

[LUCKY4908]

@MrBoogyman1988 hahahahha

[TheSilvina5]

@MrBoogyman1988 And you are the uncle. father's brother.

[MrBoogyman1988]

@TheSilvina5 Well, that makes u the brother.....

[TheSilvina5]

@MrBoogyman1988 But it was funny like your first comment !!!!

[MrBoogyman1988]

@TheSilvina5 Lmao , okay I'm just playin' wit U

[TheSilvina5]

@MrBoogyman1988 :)

[MrBoogyman1988]

@TheSilvina5 lol

[danielthethiel]

I wonder if the monkey still visits the child now that he is a few years old.

[uunderworld]

i can see baby dick

[lozghost7]

@uunderworld you fucking creep - fuck off!

[chicomuseu]

bom

[okstopaskingme]

i love how it is legal to show baby boys naked, but illegal to show baby girls naked.

[punman198919891989]

Child rapist alert.!

[73RCAYTORPE]

OREN POR MOYO -

[rednewt]

I'd be scared leaving it to sleep next to my baby, what if the monkey rapes it?

[yasashikokoro12345]

somehow, no matter what the content of the video is, the subject always reverts to race, even when it's completely irrelevant. -_-.

[ilovejayceon]

AMEN...thats why i dont bother to read the comments anymore.

@yasashikokoro12345

[MissWilson1109]

and when she find out the baby is human, she gone fuck him up !

[joojle22]

هاؤلاء القوم اتوا من كوكب القرده

[joojle22]

القرد مايربيه الي القرد

[MzCurves22]

This is a beautiful video the only thing I will not allow is that monkey sleeping beside my baby . Can't have no dirty monkey laid up with my boo boo cake

[MzCurves22]

@imexitful your people r idiots mexicans r ugly short and broke . Yall have nothing like u have no room 2 talk mess about people from india . U hairy 5 dollars a hour bitch. Ur people need 2 go bk 2 dirty mexico u probably got Rats taking care of ur baby u piece of shit

[jk09345568]

I wonder what that monkey is doing with his foot at 0:22. It looks like he is covering up the baby's private parts or something. XD

[Suraj222333]

india rocks,everything happens in india

[TheMusshu]

The Monkey Is Not His Mother But His Father.

Because No Father Is Shown In The VIdeo. Hahhahhhaaa !!!

What Say ???

[waaiaaw]

مربي نظيف

[kisamethesamehada]

That child is the legendary reincarnation of the monkey king

all hail son goku!

[PRHILL9696]

When will humans have enough brains to remember that WE ARE ANIMALS. The human animal is just the dumbest and most brutal animal there is but we are still animals

[decentshakti]

It happens only in India.

[1NX9]

@decentshakti

Hanuman?

[bartlemy]

@decentshakti - In the evening it works in a call centre for Microsoft

[gummel82]

which one is the monkey?

[99681655]

@gummel82 wuhahahah

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

You can all go kill yourselves, do it now!, then find a way to tell me that my words caused a death, then watch my reaction of ..."huh"*shrugs*.

[flexterM]

Does this monkey do anything to look after this baby? The answer is no. The monkey just happens to be in the same room as a child. As for the monkey picking fleas out the boys hair, that doesn't count as "looking after" the monkey probably gave the boy the fleas in the fist place. The mother of the boy just holds them close together tells a lie and the moronic animal lovers go, "awww how cute, the monkey really loves him and cares for him" wake up you cunts

[PRHILL9696]

@flexterM you do not like animal lovers? So you must hate humans then since we are animals, grant it we are the worst animals on the planet but we are animals

[flexterM]

This is a classic story from a 3rd world country trying to get attention and make some money e.g. the man that lived without water for 10 years and the girl that cried crystals... turns out he was lying and the girls dad was shoving crystals under his daughters eyelids.

[oldschoolgreentube]

for those who keep saying they would trust an animal over a person I would recommend you read about Darla Napora, a preganant woman who was killed and partially eaten by her dog. Or maybe Diane Whipple who was mauled to death by a dog. How about Charla Nash who had her ears ripped off, her eyes gouged out and her lips bit off by a chimp.Little less Disney and a little more wild kingdom I think. All it takes is one little mistake and that infant is finished.

[ExtremeOversteer]

@oldschoolgreentube : While what you say of (non-human) animals is mostly true, you neglect the fact that humans are animals too, and act like it. Humans have a horrible track record when it comes to child care. Most of the harm that comes to human kids on this planet is at the hands of parents, foster parents, relatives, and other humans. So while having a monkey tend a baby is dangerous, I'm afraid having a human do it is dangerous too. Which is worse? Dunno.

[sonia42962]

monkey think that baby is his

[ImaniHere]

Haha not many people can say that they were raised by a monkey. But that woman honestly needs to put a diaper on her son, or wrap him in a cloth. its unsanitary for him to be completely naked in those living conditions. He could get a serious infection.

[ExtremeOversteer]

@ImaniHere : Ummm, no. Diapers promote filth, infection, diaper rash, dermatitis, etc. Also, in poor countries, they're not affordable. Nakedness does not promote infection. (Clue: we're all naked under our clothes.) What you really mean is, seeing a naked infant outrages your SJ sense of "decency". This should be a clue to you that your sense of decency is seriously defective. (You should see how this situation is handled in China. Google "kaidangku" for more on that.)

[TheYomama012]

lol thts funny.

[ladyfuschia]

@mukers Somebody's a racist!

[ladyfuschia]

@MPSecare Wow. What an astounding use of the language. You should write for a magazine.

[MPSecare]

@ladyfuschia I write for MAD Magazine.

[HDArcify]

Ofc it is in india :)

[Stefanbf2]

@MPSecare Epic comment is epic :D

[fsfsto]

when the time comes the MONKEY WILL RAPE THE KID

[Celebrity729]

@mukers Yes but the white trash parents are perhaps smarter than the black or brown trash parents who's sons are in jail or who are leeching off the government for assistance because they can't make it in the world

[modemoresa]

@Celebrity729 ohhhhhh!!! ur sentence would have made sense until u end it up with the worst sentence!.. can't make it in d world??? The Last time I check - Ur president is Black .. isn't he? Why cant u stop racist comments and Ignore useless racists - The monkey here is an animal NOT WHITE NOT BLACK so we should all be ashamed!!! agrh!

[Celebrity729]

@MPSecare Yes perhaps White Trash may lose there kids in a mall. But I must say its better than the black or brown trash who often lose there children to the court systems of America, prison and other areas of oppressed fate.

In fact there are perhaps more people of color who lose there children to man than white people lose there children in malls.

I am a foreigner so don't even think this statement is racist

[MPSecare]

@Celebrity729 interesting points you make indeed. It makes me think, who are there the most of? hypothetically lets say there are 1000 minorities and 500 of them are fucking up. Then we have 100 Caucasians and 50 of them are fucking up. Same ratio, but it looks a lot worse because there are more.

[MPSecare]

@mukers *raises a beer to you* Our top comments are synched up...whoa

[Gieszkanne]

@mukers

Sadly such a racist comment get so many thumbs up! Imagine if someone would write here of "black trash" !

[MPSecare]

@Gieszkanne if someone wrote black trash.... im honestly on the fence about that, you see alot of racists come out of the woodwork on youtube, then you click on their channel and its zero videos.... then you see alot of people who support equality come out... I live in a predominatly white/spanish area /shrug

So I really don't know. I would either be praised by the rednecks or lamented by the normal people.

[Gieszkanne]

@MPSecare

Sadly such a racist comment get so many thumbs up! Even letting us see at your channel that you are white by your self doesn't make it less racist!!!

[MPSecare]

@Gieszkanne I hate all humans. Equally. Yeah its fucking sad, this is the world we live in friend, that is why I prefer the company of animals. Every time there is a code adam where I work half the people are BEGGING for the child to be black, but it never fails, always white kids with crappy parents.

[Gieszkanne]

@MPSecare

You are a hypocrite. You try to relativize. You comment stay racist indifferent what you are saying. By the way there are a lot of unsocial animals. Bears who kill their own children to have sex again. Female Spiders who kill and eat their husband after Sex. Female or male parents who have to grow their ch. alone etc.

[MPSecare]

@Gieszkanne ....what the fuck??? I have no idea what the hell you just said, nor got the point you are trying to make. Relativize? What the fuck does this have to do with relativity? What the fuck does "you comment stay racist indifferent what you are saying" what the fuck?!?!?!? Why are you telling me about unsocial animals? NO SHIT ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER? you have probably said the most fucking confusing thing I have ever read on the internet. What the fuck???? You're a fuck stick

[ladyphamelle]

cutie....,amazing =)

[WoWkiddymage]

i wonder how it works now? thebaby is like 5 now :)

[Krokstad]

BEHOLD! HOW IT ALL BEGAN - THE AIDS STORY!

[thetruegirly]

i should hire that orangutan

[ExtremeOversteer]

Fascinating, but not at all surprising. Monkeys and humans have nearly identical DNA, evidence of a relatively recent (on evolutionary time scale) common ancestor. The other primates have all the same emotions as humans, including love and child-care instinct. So I'm not surprised a monkey can love and care for a human baby. My concern would be that the monkey does not have the ability to take corrective action when things go wrong (injury, illness, intruder, etc). That, and fleas. :-)

[DukeShaMuke]

@ExtremeOversteer Stfu

[ExtremeOversteer]

@DukeShaMuke : Gwnq. Geiwsn dkglow wsdlo sdfdsfo sfds. Iske nw. Krpskk? (See, I can spew brainless gibberish too. Ain't this fun? Wheee!) Now, setting the satire aside... your intelligent and on-topic comment is? It is? It is? Hello? Hello? You *do* have an intelligent and on-topic (non-ad-hominem) comment to make, don't you?

[im6ixth]

Weird part of youtube. AGAIN!

[ExtremeOversteer]

@im6ixth : There's a non-weird part of YouTube? Drat, I must have missed that.

[vukakaradzica]

They named him Tazan

[TubeNerd00]

...and Mogli was born.

[rockisbetter]

coolz, he picks those head stuff.. thats cool

[jacobreinvented]

Don't they have child protective services? Mother should loose her rights.

[TubeNerd00]

@jacobreinvented Dude, they hardly have any rights. I mean they hardly have water and food supply, what rights are you talking about?

[jacobreinvented]

Seriously! Would you pay me to babysit your month-old baby if all I could do was ensure a well groomed, flea free scalp?

[ArchNME]

@jacobreinvented I seriously doubt she pays the monkey.

[jacobreinvented]

Since when does picking fleas from a baby's skull qualify as babysitting? Does the monkey feed the baby? No. Can the monkey hold the baby? (not just embrace it as it lays on the ground) No. Does the monkey do anything to protect the baby? No. All it does is pick at the baby's head and expose the child to numerous diseases. You think that thing has been vaccinated? Its cute, and it might bring some poor people some money and attention. But that's it.

[chakra25king]

@jacobreinvented no the monkey does all those things! ^_^

[sexycodyboy]

@jacobreinvented Oh come on this village will be bombed by the USA soon anyway, why not put on a little show before they are all dead.

[ExtremeOversteer]

@jacobreinvented : I doubt the monkey has been vaccinated or flea-dipped. Ironically, most of any fleas on the baby would be coming from the monkey itself. So the picking behavior is at least partially self-defeating.

[PRHILL9696]

I would much rather have a monkey watch my kid anytime. Human animals are the worst animals on this planet

[Honestabe86]

@PRHILL9696

Then kill yourself

[PRHILL9696]

@Honestabe86 How about I kill you instead. This world would be a better place without garbage like you. Do the world a favor and die you pathetic piece of trash

[followfirefly]

@PRHILL9696 Never, ever tell someone to kill them self. That is just so horrible. You should be ashamed.

[PRHILL9696]

@followfirefly in case you did not notice he is the one who told me to kill myself and die! I am just returning the request. So do not dare tell me to take it and not give it back!

[followfirefly]

@Honestabe86 You never tell someone to kill themselves. You're awful.

[gatsu2005]

This monkey fuckt the mother in the ass whole so later he became a father.

[mangobird75]

Aww :)

[WindyCityBalla]

Look Casey Anthony Even a damn monkey can take care of a kid SMH

[dougster97]

Wait....theres a monkey??

[Weeman44444444444444]

I wish I was raised by monkeys.

[Ifritmaster]

every living thing got decease @elisaebony

[elisaebony]

weather your racist or stereotypical or not i wouldnt let some flea ridden money anywhere near my baby havent these peolpe heard of desease!!!!? shame on all u racist and shallow people too,

[Bloodshotshatterbone]

@elisaebony I'm sure they cleaned the monkey before they let it near the baby. That monkey as probably been around humans all it's life so it's not like it has any diseases from the wild.