Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[in2universe]

did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away!

[JerZeeBoi91]

"Are you a cashier?"

"...no."

"THEN STOP CHECKING ME OUT! ;)"

What a knee slapper ;D

[NSLEandrejpt]

Can you catch? cause theres two balls commin' your way!

[iPadsRock]

Are you a hooker? Because I'm hooked.

Bad pickup line is BAD!!! :P

[7THUNDERSTRUCK7]

HAVE YOU BEEN SITING IN SUGAR CUZ YOU HAVE A SWEET ASS

[Volkner28]

Sometimes I hate Facebook, coz it always asks me "What's on your mind ? " But your always on my mind, I don't want to share it coz I'm scared that someone may like it.

[Volkner28]

Sometimes I hate Facebook, coz it always asks me "What's on your mind ? " But your always on my mind, I don't want to share it coz I'm scared that someone may like it.

[bdhays63]

I hate this guys delivery. Hes trying too hard.. He sounds like a shitty radio dj.. This puppet would kill himself if he could

[VolcomROCK21]

heres one..do you work at little ceasers.. cuz ur Hot n im Ready

[fizzylemon7]

i hope you now cpr cos.....u take my breath away...bahahahah funny!

[onestar456]

are your parents retarded, because your special

[MsDtrini]

i used the diarrhea one for a boy and he liked it soooo much lolzzz it waz weird

[MsDtrini]

can u grab my arm!!!!! lolzzzz

[euseermide]

Was your father a thief? He must have stole the stars in the skies and put them in your eyes

[bluecookiez11223]

Try To guess all these words as fast as you can 1. BOO_S 2. __NDOM 3. F__K 4. P_N_S 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X Answer was BOOKS RANDOM FORK PANTS PULSE SIX You got all six wrong didnt you.

[DaysWaste]

omg i love this guy <3

a cheesy pick up line someone told me was : kiss me if im wrong but is ur name charlie?

[frizydog]

how about, "are you jamaican cause ja - maican me crazy!"

[Hykuya]

Someone get me some nachos because that was CHEESE-Z!! xDDD

[hennazcamera]

uhhhhhhhh ok?

[RedWireful]

hi ten seconds later he says the rest of what he was gonna say

[itsmeatwad1992]

can i borrow a pencil? oh and do u wanna fuck later???

[WastedDaze78]

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

[freakface27]

hella gay haha but i laughed

[jeraine11]

your lips look lonely..would they like to meet mine?..lol that was funny

[CaitlynElizabeth11]

@jeraine11 That's off of "Cute" by Stephen Jerzak!(:

[heathledgerslover]

i'm not drunk, i'm just intoxicated by you.

i must be snow flake because i've fallen for you. (:

[tworebelsx3]

hahahaha this was funny :D

[FullOfFail]

haha I like the "I lost my number, can I have yours?" line. I might use that sometime, see what happens.

[hoc7key9boy]

diorea LOL(.)(.) ~

[hoc7key9boy]

HA WTH

[sparkledust7788]

lol. This is retarted. LOL!!!!

[quangtofugay]

nice beat? is it a song?

[PandazRock12]

wow most of these were really gay LOL! but super funny! :D

rated 5

[grace23fun]

A few of those wernt cheesey! Some were really cute and i would fall for a guy who used them

Will you touch me so i can tell my friends ive been touched by an angel

if beauty were iternity youd be infenity

[colordeojos]

fucking hilarious.

[cavpb]

That puppet is so cute!

[TheManOfWordz]

Baby, I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Baby I'm like Taco Bell, I'll spice up your night.

If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

[BoyLovinHuni2009]

wow. x there so romantic. x

[labster55]

my bed's broken.. can i use yours?

teehee

[yoyo385]

hahaaha funny heres 1 do you belive in love at first sight of do i have 2 walk by again funny

[TheManOfWordz]

i heard that one before lol

[Cubbiesforever7]

do you sleep on your stomach

no

can i

[anastasiag91]

i was so enchanted by ur beauty, i ran into a wall - so, i'll need ur name and number for insurance purposes

LMAO!

[esebantaliban]

u forgot, r u from tennessee cuz u r the only ten i see.

[matricks33]

shit

[kamranbek]

is ur dad a theif ?? cuz he stoel teh stars from the sky and put em in ur eyes! lol add this one in too! plz! nice pick up lines to!AWSOME!

[kapowzapartay]

I like pie

[turgsh01]

How'd you get passed security? cuz baby, you're the bomb! ;D

[josiejad]

my god these are hilarious!

[eggsandchips91]

"my luv 4 u is lik diohrea(no clue how 2 spell dat), i just cant hold it in"

I think i might try dat 1...

[G30stickmanLife0ere]

lol

[xcarlyxmariex]

what fucks like a porn star and winks? ...

;)

Well freaky lil Puppet there..

[zach394]

do u have a 4 leaf clover in ur pocket, cuz ur gonna lucky tonight! lmao

[ABgarden]

Nice shirt, wanna fuck?

[LoisGriffen]

lol this is cute and funny

[SpAzOwT13]

hahaha luuuv the puppet so cute xD but u kno pickup lines dont really work...

[denniroberto]

ofcourse they do...

[SaeriaSuresh]

LOVE IT!!!

[BananagunStudios]

thats just awesome

definitely my favs list!

[awesomebigsis94]

i hope u know CPR because you take my breath away!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! &hearts;

[alexjseguin]

lol funy!!