Dave Chappelle in San Francisco Part 2

[kermitttt]

I WAS FUCKING!

[vemvaree]

Hahahah genius dave

[bashinskulls1]

 LMAO

[cierracierra20]

Still watching in 2012!

[nitrotiger1]

192 people disliked this.

[SirCastic718]

@nitrotiger1 glad you can see and even better than that readdd congratulations you have passed that test

[nitrotiger1]

@SirCastic718 thank you sen-say

[willg955]

@nitrotiger1 well thanks, captain dipshit!

[nitrotiger1]

@willg955 your welcome sgt.cocksucker

[sfgooner70]

When Dave Chappelle's stand up used to be funny and not 4 hours of just staring out into space with no material to speak of. Still an experience I guess.

[MrSlizanger]

thumbs up if you are watching this on the interwebz

[OfficialRilo]

Thumbs up if your watching this with your eyes.

[coates987]

191 people smoke crack

[SketchyBack]

Mushrooms are awesome. Greatest genuine happiness. Love the world and love yourself.

[thegoodlife420]

@SketchyBack acid is much cleaner than shrooms

[randoms71]

@thegoodlife420 WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegoodlife420]

@randoms71 right, thats pretty much a consensus among the west coast, where of course the best drugs are grown and made

[randoms71]

@thegoodlife420 i find acid gets you tooo fucked bro, shroooms is just right, and the comedowns not as fucked, your not sweating for 2 hours and shit. and dawg if you gottta MAKE a drug, i've come to the conclusion that you prolly shouldnt be doing it. O NATUUUURAL FROM THE GROUND UP

[randoms71]

@SketchyBack Shrooms and weed dawg thats all you need

[mastermiddy32]

191 people were disrespectful to the ladies

[cheapskatesnob]

This is a Dave Chappelle joint, omigosh I love him!

[maaaaaaow1]

really? a denim shirt with jeans? 

[teequlah]

@maaaaaaow1 its 1997...

[DeeJaySiddall]

@teequlah its 2012 but this show was recorded in 1997 :P

[EdenOrApocalypse]

@maaaaaaow1 1997.. dark times.

[banditgrl]

@maaaaaaow1 It was '97 baby! Totally in! haha

[ummagumma00]

Has everyone been drinking when watchin this shit? If you ain't then you missin'

[PurpleLobsterInc]

straight up ass, lol

[raymoralesjr]

you ain't crisp but you'll function!!! LOL..LOL...!!!!!

[Yora21]

@raymoralesjr crisp is just the word to describe it

[missjayreeves]

dave's moonwalk. xD

[mrmileskp]

thumbs up if watchin in 2012

[baltimoresfinest15]

Lol boy that old man is trippin

[JJtoob]

I didn't think about it, but I use the rule too, I dislike two guys on one girl action for the most part.

[mastermiddy32]

i actually use that rule hahah

[dmasu2005]

"My dick is the star of my fantasy... Nobody else's dick is staring in my sh*t!" LMFAO!

[prier]

"The one penis per fantasy rule" XD

[DJpookid]

"I can shove a twenty up her ass But I better not have a hat on when I do it."

[MrSpeedboy86]

david how could you how could you cum. I WAS FUCKIN!!!

[livcole17]

"different goals in sex" LMAO

[Sanaki131]

Thank you for uploading this <3

[ProtocolRS]

TITIES

[Zawan]

I watch this cat after I have a bad day and bam I'm human again. Thank you Dave !!!

[LSwanson1049]

Ahahahah holy shit just hte way he rolls as he talks about the girl being a rotiserie chicken has me so weak.  Nearly died

[Darkeco56]

....and now for the dismount *pop* lol

[AscendedAzn]

Did Pablo Francisco...take the hat part from Dave Chappelle?

[JRod1792]

get your dirty fucking thumbs away from my comment

[MrStrandy17]

im high ass fuck and dying

[TheChipAndSkip]

@MrStrandy17 hahahah me too

[Sooftah]

you ain't CRISP but you'll function. Love the way he puts words.

[caliboistayfresh]

thumbs up if your watching this right now

[krooome]

I pull her hair . I smack her as s XD

[Papawowmac]

Thumbs up if you are watching this live in 1997

[ultimatescapebro]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 1000 B.C

[j3srocks]

Be like a white dude in a horror movie...LOL

[Spankyliz]

hats in tit bar is disrespectful? i don't get it

[Bulldog22031]

Derps dee if you durpy doo

[10aaron21]

poor woman looks like a rotissere

[princesszarah1978]

and now for the dismount..... pooof! hahaha! that shit is tight!

[llTURTLEll]

thumbs up if your watching this while smoking a bowl

[pbrlimit]

If you're a man who didn't laugh and applaud at the line, "If I cum it was right on time !" then there is no hope for you.

[TrueDominguez]

2011 muthafucker i still come back 2 this video 2 get a good laugh

[ChurroMyChicken]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 1776. WASHINGTON FOR PREZ!!

[MoneyCantBuyYouLife]

FUCK "thumbs up if you watching this in ****"

[togarthrxd12]

Thumbs up if you're watching this RIGHT NOW.

[t0kes42o]

heh i'm so blowed right now

[goodolpaul94]

240p you rat bastard....we meet again

[illuminatikiller100]

Ow i hate these lame ass coments like THUMBS UP IF YOUR WATCHING THIS IN YOUR MOMMY's pussyhole

[hitmanb33b3]

Thumbs up if your watching this in the year it is and not trying to be fucking clever on every fucking youtube video. Other than that Dave Chappelle is the shit!

[TheRaleyman]

@hitmanb33b3 is that another black joke?!

[MrSeldom200]

the poor girl look like a rotissire HELP ME omg

[AllAboutCMPunk]

Well since everyone asks for thumbs up ... I will say Dave sucks. Now give me thumbs down !!!

[Impulse813]

ima speed fucker.. tryna hit ma best time!

[RisingFailure1]

Here you go bubbles!

hahah(:

[MegaCavalier23]

damn always at the end of the video my pc has a ping of 345! :<

[lovingsnow92]

thumbs up if your watching this on 21/12/2012

[MadmanKillEmAll]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 4004 BCE ......

[balabanescu]

thumbs up if you are not watching this

[nojuggernaut]

thumbs up if your watching in 9673-8056-7304863056-78063-480­756308763-476-3457637-5673-487­63-58763-47856-3876-3568734-56­83-4-476-34657-376387456834709­58723890763-583763-4763-45683-­963463498567-3485673-45673-456­7347634-763-84756-3487564875-6­8345783-4875368745365876348756­384756837456348756373578-37837­853678356357878356783567836787­867867837867836783678347863786­78563783563785478567856786

[georgemfr]

The one penis per fantasy rule!lol

[EJ4strings]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 10,000BC

[myvisionz]

LOL, I'm sick of bein' vilified all the time.

[sexydster]

i love black ppl

[toredtobluetoblack]

"boy that old man is trippin"

[666Kanga]

you aint crisp... lol

[LocoGroove]

"It's like the Olympics" LMAO

[OmegaOwA]

The one penis per fantasy thing is true ahaha :o

[pogisiG]

"i came to fix the sink...i thought it was in the drawer" : /

[criscowsp]

Fuck off whitey!!

[yngwierulez1]

how much of a bitter cock sucker do you have to be to not like this....dave is fucking great

[TeHsTaLiN]

The first top comment has 911 likes :O I'm gonna ruin it by liking >:D

[Jesus1229]

LMAO!!! I'm outta shawshank...

[69lilbeast]

ima be the 75 year old

[xxxxx919]

moon walk

woke up fucked up

dislike bar size of beibers penis

chuck Norris doesnt need shrooms

my dick my fantasy.

[BlakeTahoe]

@xxxxx919 dolphin fucker(and i mean that in the most polite way possible good sir)

[josejurafoo]

7:21 hilarious

[jirahja]

OW YEAH ! DICK IN A FANTASY ROOM,

WORD ..... Like i always say ....

[shadowmane55]

" U PULL HER HAIR"

"ILL SMACK HER ASS"

LMAO

[jaggededjason]

yeah i'm watching this in 2011, and if i'm alive i will be in 2044 too, hah

[str8killing]

185 People Had their hat on.

[Linus135]

"How could you come?...I was fucking"

[GralBank]

damn he's good!

[ujiouchia]

" boy that old man is trippin" *old guy dancing*

[PPrideGirl]

14 years old video and it's still quite relevant!

[HardstyleGizom666]

when he said the hat dispect thing on the first thing that happened was i touched my head then "were the fuck is my hat anyways?"

[SushawnJR]

you aint crisp but ull function

[kostaVHjovanovic]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 1922

[bigdogg5161]

@kostaVHjovanovic IM WATCHIN THIS IN 1980 GOML

[lolimadethisvid]

@kostaVHjovanovic nigga this is '64 i'm rollin in my brand new impala.

[americanu197]

@kostaVHjovanovic i come from the future and as soon as they invented time travel everybody started going back to see live chapelle shows

[NillyMu31313]

@kostaVHjovanovic what?????

[DJRoadkill18seven]

I miss comidians like dave chappelle....i rarely find a comedian that can constantley make me burst out laughing

[C0okieMonster1920]

BABY BABY CAN YOU AT LEAST WASH THE DISHES AFTER YOUR FINISHED EATING....................... YOU PREMATURE EJACULATER HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[ujiouchia]

"if i come man it was RIIIIGHT ON TIME"

[dzkahs]

woman would feel like a chicken on a stick: HELP ME!!!!

[dcj991]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2542

[domohomo1993]

@dcj991 this dude has that good weed

[SonofRa47]

hahahaha hell yea

my dick rolls solo

[catshavesouls]

I'm a speed fucker! LOL!!!!

[luisluchano]

give me a sign if you´re not gay.

[sasmadra]

Dave Chappelle gotta Ron White xD

[loggibear1997]

DAVE CHAPPELLE CAN MOONWALK

[joeyweezybeatz01]

"david how could you? how could you cum?" " I WAS FUCKING" lmfao

[demonmech]

Who knew the Joker was a fan of dave chappelle. Kept hearing him the whole time xD

[lazyboy97]

this is probably one of the funniest and greatest videos of all time. LMAO! "I was fucking!"

[MrGermantim]

That poor woman look like shes on a rotisserie, priceless

[AdamElseify]

thank god there is a part 2

[NuclearInjection]

Penisssssss cut 180 heads

[DavySigfusson]

I'm never going to go to sleep if this continues...

[SirrSnowman]

Ya got the rent?!

It's not even due yet, it's the 10th.

C'MON I NEED IT!!

[Johnnygiggles]

Joker in the audience: 6:30.

[tag1989]

hahahha dave chappelle looked like a proper crackhead when he did that dance

[Eliminohpee]

Zoom!!!

[SexualCactus]

180 people are speed fuckers XD

[PainHD7]

WHAT THE FUCK ??? over 8millionen people saw the first part but just 2.7 millionen watched this ?

[dboys2328]

"what aree doin here?!"

"ahhhhh...wheres the sink i came to fix it"

"its in the kitchen!"

"oh..i umm thought it was in the drower"

Lmaooo!

[CaterTheHater]

cumin? i beat' ya

[dodoman121]

"Dave u noo dars no way a penis can cut hair"

[ozzybob]

IM A SPEED FUCKER !!!

[LysergicElysium]

7/26/2011-3:36am

[Razor6731]

I WAS FUCKIN

[cg219]

178 people didnt have the rent

[leedeenee]

thumbs up if you wanna choke that bastard with a loud laugh

[RunscapeHacks4U]

@leedeenee we all watched part 1 and saw the comments, stfu.

[leedeenee]

@RunscapeHacks4U  what ??? dude fuck you

[RunscapeHacks4U]

@leedeenee shut up kid.

[blackness7095]

if i was 75 i'll do coke,heroine,everything,i dont give a fuck ( ill be walking down the street theyll be like) boy that old man is trippin

[helookslikefamousppl]

Dave.... you know.... that there is NO WAY... that a penis can cut hair XDDDDDDD

[Andrei88Ramon]

the one penis per fantasy room :))

[LeninsBoyToy44]

lol all denim 'like a baws'

[rangerbylaw]

that laugh at 6:29, lol....theres always 1 guy

[OnkelStein]

Who the fuck wouldn't like this? Humourless bastards

[ukurbanfarmer]

il be like a white dude in a horror movie looool

[blaquescarface]

LMAO!!! Dave is hilarious! I hope he comes back soon.

[evi1mohawl]

L M A F OOOO

[smashbrosfiend]

I can shove a 20 up her ass but I better not have a hat on when I do it.

[basskatesnowfun]

Boy, that old man is trippin

[wazzup101fly]

thumbs up if youre watching this in 3057

[Skyhighblu]

"Here you go Bubbles, *POICK!!*"

[Wynton25]

"lookin like a chicken on a rotisserie... HELP MEEEE...." lol

[excitebikeii]

"There is no way a penis can cut hair"

[masonryan07]

ill pull her her ill smack her ass psshh!!this poir girl is like a chicken on a rotissary! lmfao!