Azrienoch and Meridianfrost make a delicious treat. And Az nearly pukes.

[CutePig59]

Will you guys be my friends.

[VarmitCoyote]

OMG!!! You guys are such fags together! I love it!

[DoctorMeh]

I enjoyed watching him suffer

[CollinBPage]

I'd so eat that..

[SassiBoB]

<3

[jordancrockett]

How much ganj had to be consumed to make this happen?

[xPwnyTailx]

This makes me smile every time I watch it.

[Dar0A0Nakk]

i can't belive i'm subed to both of you.

[bikemessenger7]

you might have each started on ether end, lady and the tramp style. that would have been worth two million dollars.

[threeofwands]

Put him in one of your vids again. I want to see him.

[Nagneto]

Could I say that Meridian is full of Bologna? XD

[TranscendentBiscuit]

Pfft!! No offense, but you call that disgusting? If you really want to test your mettle, try eating a peanut better and relish sandwich.

[LanceDirk]

The cream cheese is what makes it gross to me.

[KaylinBoehme]

@LanceDirk the cream cheese is the only thing that redeems it to me.

[tjv323]

you didnt apologize in advance, you apologized after you showed the bologna.

[tempemonkey2323]

These guys are douche bags...They could not create a video with any substance if their life depended on it. Azrienoch couldn't anyways....

[illduce333]

That looks disgusting, lol. No thanks.

[LuciousVBogeymanProd]

ask and ye shall receive (see vid response)

[AstraVex]

Ahh, Dry-Wretching. All the perks of vomiting but with nothing to show for it. ^__^

[KaylinBoehme]

@AstraVex I saw no wretching. I was promised wretching, but I saw none.

[battim]

its not jsut a cock, its a cock filled with cream and love relish. i was going to make this for my son.  he'd love this, but jeff ruined it because if the cock imagery.

[KaylinBoehme]

@battim only if you don't know what one looks like.

[battim]

@KaylinBoehme perhaps

[Sh0nin]

I was so fucking horrified by this video...

[rockerwere]

Chlamydia? More like Syphilis or everybody's favorite Gout!

[Shazam263]

That was amazing :D

[TheAist]

oh man, you are gonna clog your arteries with that

[TheRenekruse]

I would rather pray to a none existing god than eat that!...

[FierceRodents]

The look of the thing reminds me of roald dahls schnozzcombers.

In german they are called Kotzgurken, which translates to something like puke pickles.

[chrstphrcdvr]

VV um its called a septum. septum piercings for life. mines bigger than azrienochs :))

[pletchoe]

things in their noses...  can't stop staring

[zippythewildone]

this sounds hella tastey

[cheyamil]

are they gay

[zippythewildone]

@cheyamil pretty sure they are just kidding but what would it matter if they were

[cheyamil]

@zippythewildone just to know

[Manoichan]

Uhhhh... how is that relevant? They're a cute couple if they are anyways.

[NinteenEightyNothing]

No, Azrienochs married... to a woman lol.

[chrstphrcdvr]

i just notices joshs(i think thats meridians name) arm is resting on jeffs leg lik the whole video. lol...i love you two. make more vids together.

[Christheatheist1]

For me, it's peanut butter on wheat bread with sweet pickle slices.

[Christheatheist1]

*FAP FAP FAP FAP!* Sounded kind of self-stimulating (if you know what I mean) ;)

[911isfun]

I prefer dill over sweat.

[XxDEFTONESxX]

you know whats similar but BETTER.....asparagus wrapped in ham with cream cheese

[CityzenJane]

I'm not a vegan -- but balogna kind of makes me think I should be...

[CityzenJane]

you guys sound like an old married couple

[MichaelHasNoFriends]

that is the best! i use dill pickles though.lol.

[MudHut67]

Moo

[suicideluvkitty]

i'm with jeff... that was gross! :O i wouldn't touch baloney or pickles...

[Ev3rFl0w]

hilarious hahahah

[GlorifiedCarnage]

OBSEROVE!!!

God, I love you Mer. ^_^

[starfell]

That IS a cock! lol! are they gay? That'd be great. I'd pay good money to see those guys fuck eachother's brains off.

[LordCustos3]

Quick Elvis Sandwich....

1) Smear peanut butter onto 2 slices of bread.

2) slice banana longways and put banana slices onto the peanut butter.

3) top banana slices with crispy bacon

4) drizzle with a thin layer of maple syrup and serve with pork rinds.

the real recipe is the same, except you dip the sandwich in egg batter and deep fry it, and then cover it with sausage gravy.

Now you know why Elvis was so fat when he died.

[ragingdevi]

Or alternatively, "...why Elvis died, because he was so fat."

lol

[LordCustos3]

6 smidges == 1 dollop

2 dollops == 1 glop

Just thought I should share.

[KingHeathen]

Thanks a lot! Now my face is sore from all the laughing!

You two should just move in together...do it for the Internets!

[IlSilentEarthIl]

"Oh shit, I dropped my bologna."

[Dynamic0381]

They are such a cute couple.

[mameliwo]

You know that's basically what sandwhich spread is? Yuck! I bet you eat braunschweiger too lol.

[IntrepidStranger]

I agree with Jeff. That is disgusting.

[screenflicker1]

these two really gay?!

[GlorifiedCarnage]

Uuuuuuhhhh... no. Very not. Extremely not. Bros, is the term, I believe. Maybe I only know this, because this is how I act with my "bros" and I have OBSEROVED guys with their bros.

This is comfortably straight guy behavior. XD

[klime13]

that's a cock!

ROFL!!!!!!

X'D

[Zaunstar]

It didn't really look ALL that bad! Hahhah!

[gir908922]

LMFAO!!! I'll be making pot roast with veggies, mashed potatoes, and Irish soda bread for dinner. Thanks very much! LOL!

[SpacedTime]

Bread and butter chip does not sound like it could taste, or make a good replacement for relish. What is that stuff?

[LordCustos3]

@SpacedTime

Bread and Butter is a kind of pickle. It can be turned into relish if you mince it.

[thunderpants10]

peanut butter (smooth)

cheez whiz (also smooth)

mustard

relish

all spooged between 2 fluffy slices of white bread

live it or live with it

[alexandervlad]

Piercing bottle

[JBSauce]

Gross.

[AdderallApocalypse]

wow... has Inmenham seen this video? lol...

[IstahilIB]

LOL, you guys are awesome!

[theinquisitor]

What is there to hate about vegans? Is Az a vegetable rights advocate?

[TheBigMclargehuge]

What the fuck is this inane shit? I don't have time for any stupidity not of my own design.

[GroceryBag]

I might try this with salami....

[MrKrov]

Guess again.

[MrKrov]

You seem to be laboring undering the assumption only people revolted by bologna have seen it made.

[MrKrov]

You cannot possibly have drawn that conclusion rationally.

You assumed people who saw it made would be disgusted by it like you, and that if they weren't, they hadn't seen it made. That is a safe conclusion to make and it takes quite the ego to twist it to mean you being important.

[MrKrov]

You speak English or can you not just parse basic sentences?

[MrKrov]

Like I said nothing you've said follows from it's premises, backpeddlar.

"Ooh, I'll call troll and I won't have to defend my poorly thought out conclusions!"

[MrKrov]

From the coward:

"Not back pedaling whatsoever, it is you who has such a super inflated sense of yourself that a person can not voice an opinion around you. You are arrogant for no good reason. You adhom on a persons ability to "parse" the English language, I can in fact "parse" 4 languages.

Simply put you are an arrogant asshole for absolutely no good reason."

Please note the inability to defend his mistaken assumption that everybody would be discouraged to eat balogna like him.

[MudHut67]

Stop trying so hard.

[MrKrov]

wut

[MudHut67]

Stop trying so hard, it's the internet.

[MrKrov]

You're trying too hard to convince someone on the internet to not do something. Fail.

[MudHut67]

@MrKrov

Oh but I'm not trying at all. You could say that I was trying to get an emotianal response which I clearly did.

[MrKrov]

Not really.

[MudHut67]

@MrKrov

See, that's how it's done.

[nicanicabad]

This was great but sweet pickles OUGHT to be outlawed. They OUGHT to always be sour!!! Lol @ pretty Az saying legs! Did you really Brown-eye him? Gots ta know!

[lyntonio]

I was told you guys were good???? philhellenes can get fucked ...unsubscribed

[macnutz]

Oh bummer, your friend doesn't want to swallow.

You are a disgusting fellow meridianfrost. +5 and many thanks for making me laugh so hard on a shitty morning.

As a kid I liked baloney, kraft slice cheese goop, and peach jam sandwiches.

[TakunC]

oh no....please never again....i cant hold the puke back.

[93alvbjo]

are you both guys gay? XD just because i saw that " it's not a phase" shirt

[Meiklelodians]

You guys make me laugh too much :)

[musicfreakandrocker]

I want Azrienoch's shirt "It's not a phase" where the fuck did he get that?!

[RichardRoy2]

You'll have to ask AZ why he thinks your ass tastes so good if not for the Q-linary delight you indulge yourself with, Meridian. LOL

I may try one of those things some day.

Now, have you ever tried a peanut butter and mustard sandwich?

[HConstantine]

Like a herd of cattle!

[Sichuanbeef]

My chef teachers always pronounced it the way Meridian did. And the concoction would have been worse as bologna, peanut butter and durian.

[RottenRroses]

0:54

Are Azrienoch and Meridianfrost a couple?

[LordCustos3]

No, they just take turns raping one another.

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

M.F. you need to straighten your 'boy' out there a bit!, he is getting way to much talking back and the like, ... needs a bit of disciplinary guidance. ( Hey, treat em mean to keep em keen!!! ) ... I trust you have him say thankyou everytime before & after you ass rape him or let him eat your butthole out!?

Anyhow, be firm, ..... its all they really understand. : )

[decojuicer]

That looks disgusting. Just how fucked up were you when you came up with this idea?

[DrPracticleHat]

its culinary, meridian is right, or maybe cuelinary is some american butchering of the english word :/

[azrienoch]

Actually, "cull-inary" is the American butchering of the word. The root is Latin. Go on, tell me there's an "uh" sound to any Latin vowel. ;)

But seriously. Culinary. Not "cullinary". And regardless of its origins, "cullinary" sounds disgusting to eat.

[DrPracticleHat]

well, i guess at least i didn't have to eat a cream cheese and pickle meat roll ;P so i guess you win this time...

[NoctrnALOne]

How much Chronic did you guy's smoke before making this?

[healthyaddict]

God I love you guys!

I can't wait til' you're both out here.

[JTrizzleFizzle]

This is some great culinary masterbation!

[angryislander56]

Diseased Cock ala mode

I faved this cos Az avows hatred fer vegans

woot

woot!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

ROFL... az us freakin awesome :P

Even if he hates vegans XD

[NuguSmedley]

Its camping food! :) Yayy for eating shit in the woods. Love your work guys, love it!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I'm a vegan

But I'm not an asshole about it :P

[Bandaids4ever]

I'm with Az on this one. That looks disgusting. : \

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

NO IT LOOKS GOOD....

[wonderpope]

smack that balony!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!! That was hilarious! :O) ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[Innercynic]

I am amused.

[destron0]

Are you guys drunk? if so, awesome.

[Phangaea]

i dont understand whats so disgusting with it? seems delicius to me =)

[MaxxPower101]

I saw the video title "Azrienoch and Meridianfrost make..." in my inbox and expected something beautiful and sexy. Meridian, I am disappoint.

[doitsurt]

That made me laugh XD

[SmoothInstigator]

Ah.... Young love.

[SeriyBeliy]

"kal" is shit in russian... sort of medical term...

[AstraVex]

At about 4:43, my gag reflex was in over-drive!

[MisterDax]

It is like watching an old couple :)

[bizarresanity]

Hmmm... I feel so spited. ;)

[waltonky]

My roommate swears that peanut butter and bologna sandwiches are good. Although I don't think he has eaten one since he tried convincing me that it is.

[Poisonfrogg]

well,, thats the most discusting thing iv seen 2day.... i doubt i would consider 1 of those ingredients edible

[GCensorship]

It's cul, not ceel.

[MrMagneticPelican]

I love the face you make when you number things, keep it around.

[free2question]

OMG Meat with relish and cream cheese is fantastic!

Personally, I prefer to use ham and pickle slices with cream cheese. Roll them up, cut them into cylinders, then put a toothpick through each one.

Vos hor d'ouvres sont finis!

[razgrizinferno]

Cyoolinary?  No.

[rangedkid]

I'm a new subscriber lol, and not that it matters, but are these guys gay?

[TruthSurge]

Not that it matters much but I'm just trying to get the proper perspective here. Az is gay, yes? And mf is just sort of playing along with that theme? or... not? I mean, not like it's my business but I was just trying to get where you 2 are coming from. Because maybe it's funnier if az is gay but mf is not. But then, if both are straight, then whassup? hahahhaa

Just wondering out loud. I definitely wouldn't eat that.

[Poisonfrogg]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

omg...lolololo

[TruthSurge]

what??? Context is important!!!!

[mameliwo]

No I don't think either of them is gay...they're just gross. :) (Gay guys don't talk like that, at least not the ones I have been around anyway)

[TruthSurge]

I live in a cave so I don't know what gay guys do or don't do. I'm just listening and going huh?  I would not have said those things but then, maybe that's his way of being funny.

[Poisonfrogg]

well thats pretty biast

[mameliwo]

I'm sorry lol. I have heard str8 guys act like this before, I don't think it's all that funny, but whatev to each their own right?

[Poisonfrogg]

????? yess....

i agree cuz i have no clue to what this comment is supposed 2 mean...

...so yes

[mameliwo]

: P

[Poisonfrogg]

agreed

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Funny shit man.

[TinaLamb2007]

I love it when you two collaborate the best vids ever

[TruthSurge]

Don't sweat it. Even the dictionary doesn't know which pronunciation of culinary is correct!

[JeremyMilne]

i want to string lights between you're nose rings!

[AlexanderEddy]

Does Frost actually like these?

[ogrish84]

I never knew Meridianfrost was Bi. ;p

[eddygoombah]

greatest video evar!

[Ramiiam]

"Cul" is French for "ass."

[PainAddict666]

Hmmm, nose rings must be very popular where you live. : )

"I ate your asshole for like 20 minutes earlier"...hahahahaha

I used to dare my 2 best friends that whoever hit a halfcourt shot first, the other 2 had to eat half a sandwich with 3 of ANY ingredients currently located in the fridge.

Fun times.

[MrKylehass]

is that actually good or r u just chokin it down so people will try it? i mean i am culinary exporative... that could b taken badly... but if i try and its gross i will troll you forever

[MilitantAtheistAhole]

I feel sick

[achampag]

you two make such a cute couple

how many of these are there gonna be?

[KalimaShaktide]

First that meat is not meat but reconstituted meat made from ...just look at the ingredients.

Then the cream cheese is also full of many things you can not pronounce.

As for the last thing you used since it is made by Heinz I supposed it has High fructose corn syrup in it.

Please please for the love of all that is holy, eat proper and natural food. I don t care if you eat vegan or meat but stop eating crap processed foods and cook yourself.

[TruthSurge]

I think if they cooked themselves it would hurt a lot.

[Jnthn44]

LMAO that's vile

you're a brave brave man, Az

[Azriencock]

I like to know what you name this concoction!

An AZ-Roll Up? An Az 'N Frost Roll-Up? Barf tubes?

And what sort of wine would you pair this with this monstrosity? Or maybe you it would go well with an aperitif of some sort?

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I do something similar except I use ham and cream cheese NO RELISH OR PICKLES then I use the tops of green onions then I roll it up. You can also add some crab meat to it as well.

[Azriencock]

2 guys and 2 beards.

[trollundatheolbridge]

fuck the vegan and vegetarian viewers...buncha pussies

[jtp86]

we use chipped beef instead of Bologna and dill pickle spears instead of relish and it is delish.

[slytherinspy1960]

i think you guys are having waaay too much fun. lol ;)

[TomConger]

Oh my god, the Stimpy voice at 1:55 was fucking perfect. I nearly shat when I heard it.

[sheri226]

burrito? not sure why that set me off but it did, couldn't stop laughing after that.

[SteevDragon67]

What the hell...? LOL!!!!

[zazenzach]

im vegan and azrienoch makes me sad :(

[Shonem]

I can imagine you two getting it on.

I'm gonna keep doing it too.

:D

[z0mbiiFiles]

Bah-Log-NAH! lol Bee-ooh-el-ooh-gee-een-aaay! Sorry. Now that damn Oscar Myer song is stuck in my head. xD

[TaNgLeD2121]

ok im sure im gonna get made fun of for asking this, its not a big deal or anything, im new to this chan and wtf man! lol are you guys gay or joking lmao i just cant figure it out lmao

[BornWithoutReligion]

rofl, you two are hilarious together! Please keep making these videos. please.

[3mate1]

Thats a standard holiday treat in Northern Michigan... LOL except sub Ham for the Balogna, and you need round mini picles and you will be ready to rock and roll. You can also use table onions and chop them off at the end of the white part.

[Sarahon06]

I'd like to see Az on fear factor.

[CousinoMacul]

Az's Chlamydia comment was total baloney!

[WorldOfHumanWreckage]

we need to have a Baltimore Meetup!

[TeutonicBeubonic]

@WorldOfHumanWreckage hell yeah! I'm over in Clarksville!

[dmwalker24]

I was with you when it was grilled cheese for Inmendham but I've got to side with AZ on this one. Bologna and either Q-linary or Culinary are mutually exclusive.

[Key2daUnderground]

you should throw the bologna in the frying pan, if not, put it in the micowave for 30 seconds. put NORMAL cheese, relish and black pepper... and it'd taste like a hot dog. sorta.

[Mjhavok]

I think AZ would have preffered some more meridian ass.